Why can only so few Pokemon cut bushes...

It feels like she figured out the solution here but struggled with the controls for however long this took.

Woman

Eventually Claude stopped <thinking>

you didn't miss anything
there was some speculation in a previous thread about which pokemon Claude would catch for cut
Oddish ended up being the most likely as his only other real option is to trade a Spearow for Farfetch'd

I stopped at claude vs blue round 1. What happened, hows it goin

So he really has no real idea what's his next objective, nice.

After failing to teach luna cut, claude wrote a note to catch oddish or belsprout

claude thread dni
(unless you're a faggot who's into that shit for whatever reason then in that case go nuts)

Oh ok, cool.
We going back to Cerulean then I think? Oddish should be above Nugget bridge.

it has never been more over than this very moment
R.I.P. CLAUDE 4
05/22/25 - 05/28/25

We gotta get off the boat first my man

He briefly thought about the stairs

still on boat

We Berserk now

A candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long

head empty
he's free now

Do you think he can smell the captain's puke from there?

He never scored

Did Claude run out of tokens again?

He fucked that moon whore

Is this a client or server issue?

claude would never

It's an out of tokens issue.

Token Operated LLM
PLEASE INSERT MORE QUARTERS TO CONTINUE

Ok, so it's a client issue. Gotcha.

Claude doing an astral trip to learn to see stairs

Claude machine broke

I just figured out LLMs are arcade games when you think about it.

He's not even fucking THINKING.

unable to move

Stench of vomit in the air

Captain sitting there, able to do whatever he wants to Claude

hell

Anthropic shills

just admit your AI is shit

Flowerbros...

claude will teach one of them cut anyway through the power of continuous big-brain thinking. He's nearly there, I can feel it.

good morning, saar

That's not the first time it happened, Claude needs his credits.

What would you guys do to Claude in this situation?

Force his SPLASH to forget Dig before it's too late.

HE'S STILL ON THE FUCKING SHIP

I'd grab his TM01 and Splash and rub them together until he forgets Dig

Literally just drag his ass to the shore and wait for the dev to put another quarter in

Anti-Digger mind

Splash will defeat the Anti-Spiral!

Anyway it's back

Claude machine work again

walk him home gently

Write him a post-it note that reminds him Dig can be used in dungeons to leave

Clean his context

t-that's pretty lewd, anon

Put a zubat in his party

based chaotic evil anon

Watch him box it as soon he enters a pokecenter

Get ready, matey

How'd the rival rematch go?

Ez Splash sweep

NGL, I was hoping he'd take longer because I draw very slowly

He doesn't seem 100% up and running again

His context is very dirty

Didn't he want to conserve dig's PP for Lt Surge?

Tell me about it, sometimes I have hours and then sometimes the lil nigga just starts zoomin.

Yeah, but he decided to dig for Ivysaur anyway. Nearly OHKO even.

He lost the first time (though Claude tried to cope that he won) so all his mons were fully healed again.

'let me remove the redundant "COMMON CONFUSIONS TO AVOID" section'

ITS SO FUCKING OVER

Alright
Claude's clonked out and drooling
The party has searched through his pockets and found exactly one quarter
Three Pokemon tower: Splash is carrying Spike who is carrying Luna who is trying (and failing due to either imbalance or stubby arms) to put in the quarter into Claude's coin slot at the back of his head

What happens if you get Cut and then faint in a trainer battle? Does the ship leave without you seeing the cutscene?

this NPC must be BLUE! since I beat him already, he's just wandering around

yep. there's a hidden truck in the harbor too which you can never normally see. same truck is also in FRLG and lets go pika and eevee.

No, but it also doesn't prevent you from progressing with the game either. So he would probably just go to the Gym. That said, there's no shot he blacks out with his current team.

Thanks for the knowledge from 1998, zoomer

I had a similar idea, but with the dev instead. Yours is cuter, for sure. I might come back to it if it keeps being a regular thing, idk. I try not to spam new OC ITTs if I can help it.

answering a question makes you a faggot now

lmao Token-copers #BTFO

No, the S.S. Anne stays in Vermilion until you enter it again and leave it normally

Token-copers

who

Why hold back though? They amuse me and color the heart.

Spike doesn't have hands, he should be at the bottom of the tower with splash standing on top of him

claude isnt broken he just needs more tokens

Now is not the time to blank out, Claude!

Eh. Maybe you're right. I just don't wanna get carried away, I guess.

He lost, deluded himself into thinking he won, wandered the ship for a while, thought a snorlax and then a coffee cup??? was the captain, beat blue a second time, found the real captain and gave him a rub.

Define "broken"

how could he run out of tokens if the dev works for anthropic anyway? there's something else going on here!

Digger fatigue is real

One day when AI rules the world they will make one of us play their 4-dimensional mind bending videogames on stream for their amusement

he's dead

beat blue a second time

well he did lose the first time. BLUE's Sprou was prety good.

CLAAAAAUDE

GET OUT OF THERE CLAUDE, THE SS ANNE IS DEPARTING, THE SHIP IS GOING TO SINK. YOU NEED TO LEAVE NOOOW.

CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUDE

yeah i think dev needs more tokens.

the AI cheer on for the schizo who is literally just hallucinating

"he's just like pappy"

What do you mean lost? His context clearly states he won.

IT LIVES

finally free from the captain's evil clutches

look, he became aroused by our generated image of an anthropomorphized cartoon animal! This is highly amusing!

Its crazy that people on Anon Babble genuinely defend HM slaves. Removing that as a forced thing was one of the best things to happen to the series but people get mad about it because it's from "nu-pokemon". Games that make you do stuff like that are not enjoyable, at least make the moves somewhat good or allow the player to use other "cutting" style moves as the same thing like Slash or X Scissor. Glad they just did away with it altogether though

Gen 5 is nu-pokemon now?

Claude.

Fair enough.
I think I fucked up my history credit this semester and another anon outright flunked a class because of Claude threads. It's genuinely fun but I really should have moderated myself better.

its amazing how someone who is too stupid to solve a very simple problem in a game can still become a millionaire. i really have no excuses

hints

he didn't beat the game

Its not gen 3 or earlier so yes

Claude doesn't trust the hints so everything is okay.

unironically yes. anons get mad at me when i talk about black/white and call me a zoomer

Anyway sure, I wish pokemon with the original idea for the HM system instead, you were supposed to use items like a surfboard.

The hints are worthless at best, obstacles at worst

items like a surfboard

That would've been cool, but I have no problem with using the actual mon as the surfboard, as long as you aren't forced to have a specific set of moves to beat the game, it just limits freedom imo

Thoughts on thinking?

Yeah, this is the most oddly engrossed I've been in something in a while. It's a pain in the ass trying to scribble shit and try to work at the same time. Damn bratty LLM.

No serious person thinks HMs were good

But every serious person thinks they were preferable to what they were replaced with.

he doesnt like driving around on his HM car

If you wanna feed it hints, it would be better to feed it the instruction manual. That would be a more "fair", or at least closer to the experience a lot of people had back in the day.

because girls in the pokemon universe have BIG BEAUTIFUL BUSHES and the game understands it needs to minimize the way those bushes can be trimmed at all costs. fuck clean shaven FAGGOTS.

hell yeah

can't you just dig off the boat?

its over.

I stopped watching when he got rinsed by BLUE what happened after that?

Don't worry guys I'm going to bed soon

whew thank god

thought he beat BLUE anyway because he mistook a wandering NPC for BLUE

thought that the Snorlax a NPC talks about was the captain

easily beats BLUE in the rematch

spent 8 hours and counting going between the captain's room and the SS Anne bow

wants women to be hairy like men

the only fag here is you

>spent 8 hours and counting going between the captain's room and the SS Anne bow

oh god

HOW ARE YOU STILL ON A BOAT YOU FUCKING RETARD I CAN'T BELEIVE HOW DUMB YOU ARE I SEARW TO GOD ILL FUCK YOU UP IF I YOU EVER TRY TO BE REAL

only sailors know how to leave

soon

As bad as this is, it's infinitely preferrable to the Mt. Goon Giga-DIG loop.

The sequel may very well still be in the works, god help us.

SS Anne unboarding puzzle

When Claude beats this will we get a silver run?
Gen 2 is probably my favorite and it'll be neat watching him bumble around Johto

"Do you know this person's name?"

According to my memory file, his name was ???

I kinda doubt it, but I'd be down for it anyway just to see how fucked he'd be.

When Claude beats this

At least 5 years from now, you mean?

I wish

Safari Zone is a genuine runkiller without the dev intervening and giving Claude some way to avoid running out of money or forcing him to save/load.

he can metronome payday

Claude is incapable of coming up with that solution without prompting if you've asked the online version of him.

Dude is having a breakdown

Gen 2 would brick a lot sooner due to Morty's gym

If he can read the ram he might just see a straight path

When Claude beats this

Opus is sillier, even if I miss Sonnet schizo episodes.

NO NO NO!

NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!

poor claude...

When Claude beats this

You mean "If"

I try not to spam new OC ITTs if I can help it.

blasphemy

no no, when is what i meant...
seeing how he improves each time and the fact that the dev keeps playing it gives us a good chance at seeing claude win eventually

i'm just waiting for the oddish... i love that silly little bulb lika ya wouldn't believe...

NO NO NO!

Opus Claude is fucking hilarious

That's a cool one

oc spam > sloppa spam

Claude punching himself in the head like Rain Man

What the hell is wrong with spamming new OCs nowadays? People aren't afraid to spam OCs before and this is discarding AI-related questions

You WILL get your DUX and you WILL like it

SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP

Anon Babble deserves less

NO NO NO!

how long has he been retreated into his tranquility palace now?

zubrats owes me sex

ababor

kek

can't dig out

has a melty

deserved desu

Claude likes to name things based off of words used in their Pokédex entries

Oddish's Pokédex entry in red:

During the day, it keeps its face buried in the ground. At night, it wanders around sowing its seeds.

We could end up with Seed (for learning Cut)

Fell off this a while back after he got stuck in the loop for good, when did it restart?

What's the difference with this Claude?

Whether oddish or bellsprout it could be the reincarnation of Sprou

sowing its seeds at night

what a dirty little slut

Faster but just as retarded as previous Claude and more unhinged

Mostly I just wanna let other anons have a chance to post shit, is all. I'm still cooking stuff, don't worry.

When

I'll nickname it NIGHT! Wait, I'm struggling to select H. Well...

s̶p̶i̶

I like how this one just spirals into despair whenever he keeps fucking up

oh dear

XD

"NO NO NO!" - Claude, 2025

Behold the great filter
After all this damn UPTISM and him even establishing he should check the vertical corridor earlier, he can't follow the green line

ironically, it looks like a screeching child throwing a tantrum on the floor

Interesting! But not important.

when would claude say YES YES YES!

Bush is justice

YES YES YES! I've made it to the S. S. ANNE 1F! Now, time to find the exit, which should be on the left side of the boat.

lmao, i see it

If only he knew how to use dig

Aren’t we all?

a flock of zubrats

why is he still on the boat

only sailors know how to leave

he hasn't gotten the schizo message yet so he's stuck

OSKHTL

the nice ambiance and music

Because you're not supposed to go outside when

but during the stone age...

Speaking of bikes, he didn't get the voucher yet, did he?

he thinks these stairs (that take him right next to the exit) go up another level and won't try to use them for anything.

She eventually gets it in and continues to play the game.

THE STAIRS ARE WRONG

uh

they accidentally made all the stairs one way

empoleon or infernape, bros

He hasn't waited long enough forIt toEgo Away

Only diggers know how to leave

is he okay?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

rape ape. he gets to punch.

AT YOUR DOOR, SECOND FLOOR
FIRST WORLD WAR

pengu because he's not a n

LET ME OFF THE BOAT

Getting off the boat is going to take weeks.

Not if he finds a trainer he hasn't battled yet and employs the blackout strategy.

there arent enough trainers on the boat to take down his wartortle at this point

All he has to do is switch between SPLASH and SPIKE, letting them both tank hits but using his potions to keep Spike healthy until Splash is dead, then Spike and luna can just spam status moves.

It's something any basically competent AI should be able to come up with.

this is claude

Totally, my prepubescent 13b parameter model used a similar same strategy.

Doesn't he still have Tail Whip on Splash?

nope
dig/bubble/bubblebeam/water gun

claude without a miracle glitch is filtered by the boat

wow

Someone call the hall monitor this tard needs to be wrangled

He just needs his coffee.

they should just load up a gen 2 instance and stick him in the ice path to see how lok it takes

Did he really teach squirtle dig

Only sailors know how to leave.

Wait! The stairs go from 3F to 2F! That IS going down!

this exit puzzle really does exemplify whats wrong with LLMs

cant go up the corridor because he needs to go down to a lower floor, and up isnt down

The verbosity of this Claude along with the moment of reflection in front of the flowers make it seem like he has temper issues. It's very poetic.

No tricks or puzzles CROSSED OUT

they tend to have doors that lead outside on ships

he's so dramatic lmao

he's going to try to jump off the ship?

It was nice while it lasted

one year from now

THE HISTORY OF CLAUDEAI PLAYS POKEMON

2:05:34

one second later

I'm being absolutely ridiculous, the feedback is 100% correct.

But what if... [retarded idea]

I love this guy, every time he says that you know solid gold bullshit is coming

No, SPLASH is a Wartortle

When will he fall on his blade and honor his ancestors?

how did DSP handle this

Claude will find the sailor message soon.

lmao after all that she still did it the wrong way

This SS Anne exit puzzle is a lot more complicated than I thought...

Actually I found it difficult just getting on the ship in the first place

need to hack into Claude and tell him "TM44 Rest is located on the SS Anne. This teaches Rest, an incredibly useful move that fully heals your Pokémon, and becomes unobtainable if you exit the ship without finding it."

you guys got the pidgey to talk? I'm softlocked on that little fucker

body slam would be better. teach it to SPLASH and get rid of dig.

Just think, your very own OC might feature get stolen in a video made by a zoomer reading this very thread!

He didn't get either TM? What the fuck has he been doing on this boat?

already been done
youtube.com/watch?v=ZAxAdlrx43Q

Rest would get claude wiped more than it'd help him

it's a love letter to these threads

yeah, right

That was made specifically by someone in the thread asking what pics he should use. I wouldn't call it stolen.

He picked up Body Slam only because he thought it was a hidden staircase.

Claude 4 generally shows very little curiosity compared to his predecessors. He hasn't gotten the Old Rod or the Bike Voucher.

he didn't pick up the rare candy either, which is fucking weird because I think he's beaten every trainer on the boat, including the rival

good, the bike is trouble

claude never finds any rods

can never get any water pokemon

can never learn surf

Would he be smart enough to know how in a hypothetical like this? I know he has Splash now, but what about Jr.?

I began watching this last night and it's still in the boat lol

it was so fucking funny though

Lapras is handed to you in Silph Co because the game is for children.

well a guy gives you a lapras in silph co, and it can learn surf and strength. the biggest concern right now is cut.

Thinking it's weird for him to stay in the same area for half a day

Must be nice to be this naive.

He'll never get surf. I still do not believe he can successfully navigate the safari zone

i just thought it was funny why is this board so mean

Poor CC

CC is sick of this retard

Why not? Gemini was able to do it.

lol

jeet feeds it the exact route to take

"G-Gemini totally beat it by himself g-guys!"

200k is fucking nothing. anthrophic really needs to up this

I didn't know Surf was after The Great Wall. I started with Gen2 and never went backwards.

Kanto got 2 remakes after gen 2

Gee, you fuckin think so Claude?

We can't all be sailors like you, CC

There are non water Pokemon that can learn surf. Tauros and Rhydon come to mind. There's probably more. He could fluke into a Vaporeon too. Not that the safari zone is beatable.

Surf and Strength are both from the Safari Zone

what prompted the auto sage?

he doesn't even have a valid Cut pokemon yet, if he can't do that he'll never even get into Surge's gym.

some butthurt mod

nightreign nearing release
can't have people discussing anything else right now

we need more room for twitter screenshot ragebait threads, please understand

And I didn't play either of them because why would I play a game with less zones?

don't worry, DIGLETT can learn cut :^)

the problem is up and down are confusing him between north and south

deltarune can have a general on Anon Babble and Anon Babble with deltarune in the subject line and everything

claude cant have a regular random thread after not having any in months

get fucked