So if Gwyndolin's a male, why does he have tits?

OH NO!! not a Anon Babble thread on page 9!! what a tragedy

Literally anything is better than this

Its an illusion or maybe he can transform because he's a god

This post is gold

anon, go back to Anon Babble tourist-chan. All you'll get on Anon Babble is retards like

For sex

Why are trannies okay when japan does it?

alchemy is a perfectly fine tool for media analysis

my son is moon aligned and the moon is feminine therefore I have to raise him as a girl!

also this is my sun aligned daughter

I don't get it, why is the moon gendered but the sun neutral?

He has snakes where his legs should be, why isn't that the pressing issue here

He already had his chad first son to represent the masculine sun, so Gwynevere was fine to do whatever.

A divine ring granted to the Darkmoon Gwyndolin in his youth.

Causes males to perform female actions, and vice-versa.

Gwyndolin was raised like a daughter through the aura of the moon, and was said to behave like a sullen brooding goddess.

Pretending like you know what alchemy is and then calling it a perfectly fine tool for media analysis demonstrates a sheer lack of understanding. everything is alchemical. the media you consume is a synthesis of souls, and a reflection of yourself. The food you eat is alchemical in that it transfigures your body. The movements you do (or don't) make are alchemical.
A rigid view of alchemy as a tool rather than a process you are currently undergoing, is utter fucking nonsense.

femininity is an inherent quality, whereas masculinity is an acquired quality.
women have natural value by virtue of giving birth.
men only have value inasmuch as they can provide for society at large.

therefore, natural characteristics that some might deem as more masculine don't make someone masculine (since they have no inherent value) or detract from other feminine traits. the femininity takes precedence.

thanks for demonstrating my point

literally creates an illusion of his big titty sister

his fight is you chasing him in an endless illusory corridor

is raised as a woman

Most likely, gwyndolin was originally designed to be a woman and the trap thing was something they thought of after the fact.

most people never ever interacted with him. the people who circle jerk about him are terminally online incels who went prison gay.

Can I listen to the full song?

how did this powerful sorcerer who conjured an illusion so strong it fooled everyone give himself tits???

To entice Chosen Undead men.

He doesn't seem very inconvenienced by it so what's the big deal.

It's a japanese thing.

a small feat for an alchemist

Moon is not feminine, it's masculine.

So he can get pregnant, right?

those are his massive balls

what makes you think that woman in a dress is man?

sick fuck

He's a god, he could probably legitimately just make himself an actual woman. Who knows what the fuck Gwyn was thinking with the sissy shit though, gods are weird in basically every mythology ever.

hey there

so i can hesitate before bonking with with my hammer

pagans would like to have a word with you, also any woman who's ever had a period ever

Estrogen induced gyno

oh yeah the overbearing fiery celestial body is totally feminine and that other one that aligns with women's reproductive cycles is the masculine one haha

Because trannies in Japan aren’t usually in your face disgusting freaks

chesticles

I'm male and I have tits. Not tranny and not fat. I have gynecomastia.

mcdonalds

You mean Greek? Because rest of all the pagans agree with me, from Egypt to Norse to Japan.

there's actually just more snakes curled up in there

Body of a woman with the mind of a man, it's the perfect mix. All the beauty and none of the evil.

Same except I'm fat

all in-game references/text to Gwyndolin refer to him as he/him/male/son

the lore is about him being forcibly groomed into being a girl by his father

all youtube faggots insist on referring to him as they/them or even in the case of a few a she/her

At least it's a good litmus test to see which souls youtuber is a huge fucking faggot.

Because they decided to use a model that they already had lying around instead of just making a new one, and the only feminine models they had were actual women. I made a thread bitching about this a while ago. They're Japanese, drawing a woman and saying "this is a male" is just in their blood.

Just you wait until you realize what connects kaathe, gwyndolin and seath, gwynevere too why not.

thread about legitimate question over character design

OH MY FUCKING GOD A GACHA/PORN/RAGEBAIT THREAD DIED FOR THIS

return from whence you came, slime

They're all dark souls characters, I win.

At least it's a good litmus test to see which souls youtuber is a huge fucking faggot.

You don't need a litmus test, they're all faggots

Busty boy.

illusion of my daughter*

Think of it like this:

Gwyn decides he wants to fuck a dragon, just to rub it in

But they’re all dead except for his best friend and the one he sicced on the Pygmies

He calls in a favor Seath owes him

Seath hatches a dastardly plan

He gets lots of women and he rapes them

One of them gives birth to the half-dragon Priscilla

Years past and Priscilla is ready for Gwyn

Gwyn FUCKS Priscilla

Lifehunt won’t even work on Gwyn because he’s just that guy

She gets pregnant with who else? Gwyndolin

Gwyndolin is a fucked up intersex mutt tragedy that’s the result of genetics from a god, a disable dragon, and a human all mixed in one

Throw Priscilla in the painting because we can’t have anyone finding out that Gwyn fucked a dragon and also because she’s a freak and scary and Seath couldn’t even use her for his own purposes

Gwyndolin doesn’t even get a statue in the royal hall because he’s an intersex groomed mutt retard who nobody likes except for other groomed retards (see the anor londo firekeeper)

Is the only god left in the city of the gods cause he is a pathetic fuck and also thinks he’s doing a good thing when in reality his dad doesn’t care about him at all

never realizes this, also doesn’t realize the serpents are playing him like a fiddle as well

eventually gets trolled by pontiff sulyvahn as he locks him in with “the goop”

Everything I said is completely canon btw.

pads

t. knows someone who does this

he was made to take on the appearance of a woman so it could very easily just be padding he wears to go along with it

gwynevere is a futa but wears a flat chastity cage and white male asian female porn 24/7

So many words to say fucking nothing.

Klinefelters syndrome