Nintendo Switch 2 will NOT be accessible without a mandatory day 1 patch.
[BREAKING NEWS] NINTENDO SELLS $500 BRICK
WRONG.
If you insert a SW2 game the game will install the Update without the console connecting to the internet.
So it's LITERAL e-waste...
why can't snoys meme?
So you can't access your $500 tablet without also purchasing an $80 key card...
lol he made another seethe thread
Sadly, this isn't a meme. The Nintendo Switch 2 is unusable without a day 1 patch.
Of course he's mad. He just spent $500 on a useless brick.
I had no idea consoles of the last gens all did this in a way, i mean windows sucks balls but it never needs any mandatory updates.
security fixes
Sure you can have them but you don't need them for the os to start up, play games etc
TPM 2.0
BUWAHAHAHAHAHA
PC master race.
Good morning sir
Switch 2 hate is kinda forced ngl
Just wait till the servers fail because Nintendo online support has always been ass
Kek nice image. Mind if I save it?
FAKE
AND
VERY GAY
Cry about it caco, you got vaped n snaped btw
insert a SW2 game
So if I get the Mario Kart bundle it won't work because the game is pre-installed and there's no card?
Yes
Ever since the wii is like this. I remember discs having system firmwares already packed in. But of course everyone complaining now are literal zoomers. Also later batches will have the first day update already. A literal nothing burger of a situation.
What third world country do you live in to think connecting to the internet is a big deal?
I wonder how many rupees Nintendo pays the shills
False, the update is needed to play Switch 1 games. Switch 2 games will play without need for the update.
Shitposters are getting desperate.
Proof? Unironically this would immediately end the day one patch argument because that it least means Switch 2 has some means of functioning offline.
It's not preferred but the game carts coming with some baseline os update for both Sw2 games and SW bc at least saves face.
Saar do the needful... I redeemed the internet in my village.
no Internet
can only play donkey kang
Damn that's crazy
Anyway still buying + Mario Kart World standalone + Bananza + Air Riders lol
the macaco has been spamming this fake news all day today.
why is he so mentally ill?
why are you buying a console if you don't want to buy a game for it
I too am a mindless shill
because the game is pre-installed
the mario kart bundle is a download code
The Wii U launched with its system software at either version 1.0.1 or 1.0.2.[1] An update released on the same day added a web browser, Miiverse, a method of transferring data from a Wii, and a sandboxed way for owners to play Wii games, but not GameCube games
Why we didn't see the same level of insane shitposts when the wiiu released? Even searching I didn't anyone complaining about day one updates and this is was a decade ago when Internet was less available than is today...
He's probably going to kill himself by next week. Especially if Sony has more bad news to share.
This level is schizo shitposting is honestly incredible. People will fall for anything on this site or Twitter.
This. I'm not defending the practice but people are treating like it isn't common practice for more than a decade.
Because people weren't making money out of doomposting about Nintendo
no Internet
Not my problem, third worlder.
Posted again award.
Already debunked
Because the average person was ignorant of details like that. Once people who knew their shit came into the conversation it changed.
The same situation played out with obsolescence scare with PS3 and PS4 concerning the CMOS battery lifespan and trophy tie to psn. Once it was brought to light everyone immediately was looking at PS5 to see if the same issue was at play.
This is unironically why people are freaking out about internet required/ always online shit. Because it isn't just about the servers it's about the technology around the connectivity to the servers itself. And that has only been something peoplewho play video games outside the hardware space has been aware of for about 5 or so years.
required/ always online shit
There is no required online for the switch.
But anon, you have to download a one time patch on first run launch models. That basically means it's always online and will brick if you lose connection.
I’ve gotta say, I’m impressed by your insanity dude
Just don’t slit your wrists when it doesn’t go the way you think it will, ok
The difference is that the IQ is dropping since then and people are dumber than ever and reacting like emotional monkeys.