Gets drunk to play single player games by himself

Chat are you seeing this?

Will die anyways unless Jesus shows up in his lifetime

Honestly you're better off drinking, it motovates jesus that people are sinners and need help

What's so admirable about FLD?

You're drinking 3 different things and complaining about the price? Just get something strong and wash it down with a soda, like a good alcoholic.
As for the prices, they seem to fluctuate here, rum used to be under 10 but is now 15 bucks, while vodka keeps getting cheaper

I'm tired of booze.
I want to try weed, but I don't know where to get it.

go out for a walk at night, churches and squares are usually good places for this

see people smoking joints

say hi and ask if they sell weed

it's literally that easy

Hi Coby

Don't do weed, it's gonna fuck you up. Alcohol is bad for you, no shit, but you know what you're gonna get. Weed will give you a random effect each time you use it, depending on unseen factors.

he is figuratively me if you add

while my wife passive aggressively sulks because it is a wednesday

im drunk practicing venom combos

All 3 things are cheap, Gekkeikan sake is really cheap and gets you drunk, Americans don't like the rotten rice juice

Did you know you can grow it?

A 2x2 tent, regular 5 gallon bucket + net pot lid + clay pebbles + starter plugs, aquarium pump + air stone, some nutrients, an inline fan + carbon filter, a 100W LED (Samsung diode) light

Probably like $250-300 initial expense, I grow like >=8oz worth of cannabis off one plant in this setup.

I only drink like once every two weeks or so and play vidya, the thing that kills me is the feeling awful afterwards mentally because alcohol is a depressant. Some real fucking lows.

I mainly drink vodka so I can never really play games while I’m drunk.

never gotten drunk before

never smoked

never did drugs

only imbibe a glass or two of mead a month

Feels so good to treat my own body like a temple

alcohol makes me feel euphoric

never experience the so called depressive effects

Granted, alcohol mad me fuck up my life, but it never made me feel bad

It's afterwards I feel like shit, like for a few days afterwards

Why not?

oh, so weed is irl gacha that an kill you, basically? sign me up!

I drink too fast so I end up getting wasted in like an hour or two

There's nothing based in getting drunk
You're posting a roided out muscular man who spent years of his life consistently lifting and dieting. If you want to look like that, you'd learn pretty quick that getting shitfaced doesn't go along with lifting at all. Alcohol means no gains. Drinking is not based. Lifting and jerking off to female game characters is based. I do the latter and urge you to do the same

I used to get shitfaced on cheap rum and solo queue as Mercy in OW every weekend; it's embarrassing looking back at all those years

LE DRUNK XD

teen thread

How much do you consume in that time?

alcohol is good for you. disinfects your insides. there's a reason why churchill lived into his 90s drinking every day all day.

i can't get drunk
i never drank until one day i decided hey what the heck
drank like 12 beers
had some rum whiskey whatever
i didn't even enjoy it that much it all tasted like listerine but i wanted to see what all the fuzz was about
nothing happened... or if it did i just got tired and went to bed

Getting drunk AND getting wired.

Have fun dying of fent when some 5'4" spic laces your cocaine to save a few bucks.

what a weird upscaling algorithm

Isn't that guy the Indian homosexual who partake in giant Bukake party? Didn't he almost drown in semen?

Ric flair is still alive. Go ahead and roll the dice.

I get blackout drunk once per week, play vidya and listen to music at full volume and piss my pants

You can just buy it online and get it delivered to your door legally thanks to Brumpf. Look into THCA.

Who? Ernest Khalimov, the gigachad? He's russian and he drowns in pussy

Every two years I try beer again and remember that I unambiguously hate beer.
Just tried to drinka Pabst Blue Ribbon.
I just don't get it. I don't have the palette for beer.
I can enjoy apple cider though.

Like three really stiff drinks that I chug. I only weigh 120 pounds

Starting with beer was a bad mistake. That's for fat alcoholics. You should have started with the rum

gets drunk to yell nigger in cs2 matches

have fun dying after waging for 70 years

Still lived longer than you fenty.

I did play DS3 while constany drinking beer
I don't remember shit about the game

Ain't nothing like enjoying some whisky and turn based strategy games.

You would have had the same experience sober 2bh.

Gaming with a reduced IQ and reaction time is extremely fun. I wish the hangovers weren't so bad and also I'm extremely prone to sissy hypnosis when on the sauce.

I drink two beers and my neck hurts and I want to go to sleep. Get old sucks

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Holy cope.

i think weed fucked my memory up, i was so good at remembering shit but now i feel like an absolute retard. its probably because i started too young and affected development of the brain or something.

What even is the point? We know the future is fucked. We know society is fucked. It is over. I don't see a future for gaming at all. This entertainment mode is going to become obsolete with the arrival of A.I. gaming engines and A.I manufactured slop.

Literally me
I stopped drinking because I jack off aggressively when drunk and a vein in my dick almost exploded and my doctor said I need to stop doing that
I don't like videogames when sober

10 days sober

Alcohol does the same thing. The damage is permanent but breaks from PC and alcohol helps

Jacking off for just 5 minutes burns more gains than getting blackout drunk

doesnt work after the first few times not worth it

Better than being hungover all the time

>say hi and ask if they sell weed

get stabbed to death because they think you're a cop

not at all

Get drunk with a specific game in mind

Play it for 10 minutes then jump to another game

Play that for 10 minutes then jump to another game

Alt tab out and watch recipe videos on youtube for an hour

Open the game back up and walk around then close it

Open 15 tabs of music to listen to "later" then watch a video about planes or something

Open the initial game back up and decide I don't want to play it within 4 seconds of it loading

Fall asleep

Is this the thread?

I do that anyway but when I'm drunk I eventually just turn on my sad music playlist on youtube and keep going for smokes until it's time to brush tooth and go sleep

sad music playlist

post it I need more

THCA

Not him but is this the same as TCH or is it like that delta-8 gas station shit that was making people peel their skin off?
I miss getting stoned but I've recently moved to the South and can't be assed to drive 8 hours to stock back up on my favorite bitch nigga gummies

I need you to sleep with me at least once before I can share such intimate details about myself

It's the same thing. THCA turns into THC when heated (aka smoked).

my nigga
and im playing a mobile game pokemon tcg pocket

youtube.com/watch?v=FiMqZmNHU1I

tfw used all my hourglasses to try for a FA Lillie

no Lillie to show for it

no hourglasses for the new set tonight

I hate this game sometimes. At least it keeps giving me the same fucking useless FA shiny Machamp though, amirite?

you've been drinking too much that's a video not a playlist

I had to quit drinking cause I was a bad alcoholic and cannot drink in moderation. But not a day goes by where I don't miss it. Sobriety fucking sucks, it's hell, I hate it, hate hate hate it.

10 months dry both of coffee and alcohol

start thinking about going for a drink

Alice (newer one) has to be the best game to play drunk in all history