manage to make a goblin design that's realistically fugly, not a generic green girl but still kinda hot in an unconventional way
no romance options
I'm still pissed
Manage to make a goblin design that's realistically fugly...
In what way that shit is kinda hot op
You're gay if you can't tell.
Uuuuuhhhh just don't be a pedophile chud
now watch me suck off this bear
I want to fuck a goblin.
You would fuck a stick with 2 balloons
”why can’t I fuck the midget crackhead?”
this but unironically
time to get fucked, stud!
Only because most of the polygons were culled from the model to optimize it and the texture maps are AI generated. They would've made it a hideous minority stand in if they could be bothered to put effort into anything. Also using facescan in a top down crpg you never even see the models in outside dialogue is the most hilariously lazy stupid shit I've ever seen.
If you need an explanation, you won't and can't understand.
I ask this
Sazza was so fucking attractive dude I really don't understand why you couldnt side with the goblins at all and kill the retards on both sides
yes, this is the question.
Based thread. So tired of this trend of calling midget green anime girls "goblins".
The quest where you slaughter all male goblins and establish your femgob harem was scrapped
No wonder Larian stopped working with WotC.
The best thing about those goblins is their battle music.
Cursing my children to be disgusting mutt midgets
Atleast if you do a dwarf or halflings they won't come out totally fucked
scarcely little amount of porn, let alone decent porn
But whatever generic flavour-of-the-month Overwatch bimbo will get 5k high quality Blender animations, fuck this gay Earth.
crackhead
This game lets you fuck bears and soulless monsters, why is a funny midget out of the question?
Why bring up your mom?
Because the devs are bigots.
.
I prefer long-goblins myself.
i know that feel, bro. at least you can make Hireling Goblins and Hobgoblins via mods, and use the Hugs & Kisses mods to play the companions romance animations with them. it is still very much a shame there's not a true companion with a story arc and special epilogue scenes.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
They are attractive in a very alien way.
I loved the design of goblins in BG3.
And yeah im pissed they didn't give a single option to romance or even have a fling with.
Sazza imo, should have been a companion.
>>/bgg/
goblin make my PP hard
In what way that shit is kinda hot
sex fuck pregnant goblin fuck sex breeding fuck now sex
I say that, i do that.
i pull my dick out
this is me
defeating a pack of goblins that raid your camp
demanding their cutest female as tribute
keeping her in your manor as a prisoner
civilizing her into being well mannered and proper
giving her stockholm syndrome and making her your wife
showing her off to the goblin pack after encountering them again to demoralize them
giving her piggyback ride
smash our way through their camp
let her use me to settle petty personal grudges
take more female slaves for her to be gob harem boss of
vanilla relationship with goblin raiders
cringe
raiding goblin camps to rape female goblins
based
wiping out a bothersome goblin nest with your brothers in arms
taking their females as slaves
domesticating one into your faithful squire/knob polisher
Do gobbs have textured nipples?
They do.
Literally me.
why am I not licking them?
Pics.
goblins become more popular
but only flat-faced anime girl goblins
I want my ugly green midget slamhogs and I want them now
You should have been able to capture her and make her a camp follower until she gets Stockholm Syndrome and turns into your daughterwife.
AI voice sex change mods
extensive mods to remove gay shit
countless class mods
not a single mod to make Sazza a party member
The future is grim all the tools are there and yet no autist has stepped up, I refuse this sick and twisted world!
I still refuse to play BG 3 till today cuz I can't own a Shortstack Goblin Onahole Waifu.
tfw no cute gobbofu to adventure with
Exactly!
there's probably a mod for that now
bro I know
What bird is that?
i'd guess eurasian blue tit
>raiding goblin camps to rape female goblins
Video games for this feel?
I'd love to feel those teeth sink into my little white cock.
We were robbed
Just watch Bridget the Midget porn. She got railed by huge BBCs all the time.
tfw you can't make a loli brigade with Three, Yenna and Arabella
Bridget is uglier than the Goblins.
So they must have been intended to get naked at some point
i can't live on kazaa 320p videos anymore anon
no they probably just recycled the models
Pretty sure I remember hearing that Sazza was supposed to be a party member at one point but they cut her. If she would've been, there absolutely would have been some gobbo sex scenes.
That's sick. You shouldn't be allowed to fuck any of the midge characters.
yfw
That's what all you fuckers like to say but there isn't. So much for "mods will fix it".
Great tit. I'm not very original, I know.
you can have sex with any of the companion characters as a halfling/gnome/dwarf though
And it's sick and wrong. It's clear loli bait. What kind of sick freak wants to see a nude dwarf?
shortstacks are stacked, big fat titties. fat asses.
No such thing as a shortstack gnome.
Because goblin girls are for men who appreciate the raw, unfiltered side of a woman.
not in bg3, wow gnomes are but eh.
Meeeee omg
why did every fucking RPG on the planet suddenly start to cater to normies and coomers by making romancing such a central aspect to them?
just the good ones
such as? not a fan of baldurs gate 3 so you dont have to mention that one.
Hummina hummina!
Goblin pussy is super hair and stinky, you know.
suddenly
Why does it bother you fuckface? Some of us will never experience a real relationship or love so this is as close as we'll get.
central
You spend three acts romancing Shadowheart and for all that effort you get a single, non-repeatable scene a moonlit swim and a kiss. its weakest "porn" ever and you autists cant shut up about it.
And it's sick and wrong
no it's not. short people deserve sex too.
Even better.
I mean it's not vanilla romanceable goblin but you can get close
Honestly if I'm being COMPLETELY truthful I'm glad they didn't give you any goblin romances or Sazza suckjobs since BG3 is horny enough as it is. But all that said I still spend hours making my own goblin porn, some with the BG3 design and some even more feral and grubby, but that's the lone action of a pervert and shouldn't be forced on society at large
I want to worship her feet and impregnate her so fucking badly.
please stop
it can only get so hard
I still spend hours making my own goblin porn
Well, share some.
Cheer up. We'll always have halflings.
I love her voice, she's the sweetest.
Halflings and Goblins are for teaming up to get a Human husband.
I hate my weakness.
You can't post porn on Anon Babble the jannies will be furious
what is Catbox
what is .xxx
what is Paheal
what is e621
what is FA
IMAGINE giving her a bath
I wanted this one
Not hostile, never becomes hostile
A note says she was a clumsy fuck up
also was one of the only nurses not turning evil and being corrupted
Just wants to help people even after becoming undead
Sells you helpful items
Cute
Evading the word of the law but not the spirit of the law. You think some hotpockets eating greasy son of a bitch is gonna let that slide?
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
Technically only got the ass shot because the cloth physics on her skirt got screwed up and hiked up. You can see it above that white fur there
Getting a clumsy handie from some retarded zombie nurse
Could be worse.
kinda looks like barbara streisand
read the thread retardo
Ah. Thank you. Not a Western Hemisphere bird, so I didn't recognize it, although I assumed it had to be a booby or something similar.
I see it bro
Would
Because the goblins aren't of the reddit approved size and built and especially that they are small is super scary when you suffer from moralfaggotry brain damage. But the worst is, that it is "unusual" in a way that appeals to straight man, while they don't care about the male goblins. Otherwise heaven and earth would've been moved to include a gay goblin romance option (not a female one of course).
It's an untapped market, there's millions to be made for the first artist or programmer who makes something like that.
Tamani ruined me
no option to make her a wife despite her having vanilla scenes where she's obviously warming up to you
Yeah, Gobbo lust is one of those fetishes that seems exclusively male. I haven't even seen any gay goblin content, and they're usually on top of that. I guess women just don't like short men :(
cant keep Tamani
CAN keep Sophie
There is literally 0 reason for this
Let me commit colossal happy gobbo family correction
I haven't even seen any gay goblin content
It exists, it's just incredibly rare compared to goblin girl fetishes.
I love gobbo girls
Joker was anally raped.
still kinda hot
Yuck
If I had to guess it's because the fags were scared about Pateon fucking them up the ass because of incest. Still gay
wish Anon Babble was red so I could post the others in goblin threads and AI seethe trheads
you will never survive in the xeno-occupied future
Sex
post some then instead of unrelated midgets painted green
Isnt that still a thing though?
I wish they made a vidya porn board
what if she hate him?
this is no haha fetish shit either I'm genuinely curious why they didn't make a superduper viper variant that does that as a boss or something. It's so obvious that I guess it being that obvious is why they didn't do it.
No clue, all I remember is that's the reason why they gutted a shit ton of content.
I mean this 100% seriously: Vipers were 100% the product of some character designer with a fetish. Adding a vore move to one of them would have been overplaying his hand and making it way too obvious that the enemy's design was a result of a fetish. It would be like if they had an octopus enemy that could restrain characters by gripping each of their limbs with a different tentacle and one was in their mouth.
She cute
They better have textured pubes too
Not Goblin enough
Is this?
files.catbox.moe
Now that's a goblin, would plap/10
As far as I could tell they didn't, which surprised me given the first thing I did with photo mode was fly into Laezel's crotch and marvel at having modeled pubes even under her armor and clothing. Don't think I ever got a perfect angle though so I'm not positive
Much better
I tried fucking this little goblin immediately upon finding her. When I realized it wasn't happening I had to look it up to confirm and I UNIRONICALLY stopped playing the game right there.
My friend told me "bro its this role-playing game where you can choose to do almost anything" WELL YOU CAN'T FUCK THE GOBBUSSY so he's WRONG and this game is SHIT
Based
I did this in TW3 when I couldn't fuck the twins.
witcher 3 has twins?
yes and you can't fuck either of them or both at the same time
what the fuck i thought this was america
you guys would fuck an icecream cone that fell on the floor
Made for having sweaty hatesex that turns into loving breeding in a dingy goblin cave and dragging her back home as an extra reward.
I don't play Tencent slop sadly
Not hairy enough.
damn
implying you wouldn't
Are you talking about Ambassador var Attre's daughters, aren't you? One of them has a fencing lessons side quest.
The goblins had a surprisingly good voice acting. Even the British accent was fitting! I also liked that some provided useful information other than the usual flavor one-liners.
you're gay if you don't have zoopedo tendencies
opinion of someone who never touched a real woman
I still prefer yordles
goblin deez joe biden
Would there be a genuine difference that would put that outside of the purview of Anon Babble, Anon Babble, Anon Babble, or Anon Babble?