Switch 2 preorders "drastically below expectations" per Nintendo

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Snoy Cope Thread #758546721

"Heh the preorders are below 750k. Nintendo lost"

gets BTFO by the weekly famitsu sales

"WHY DO TENDIES ALWAYS BRING UP SALES"

Why are anti-nintendofags like this?

What drives this mental illness?

this thread again

Well OP

Do we get a source from Nintendo making this statement or what? I wasnt interested in getting it immediately because I figured available supply would all be snatched up but if you're telling me I'll be able to just walk into a best buy and get one without a reservation in the first week then I just might do that.

posted it again award

Can Indians buy a switch? I'm guessing they can't and this explains it

switch 2 is gonna be the biggest launch in console history but also underperforming

Which is it Anon Babble?

Walmart's completely fucking shit itself and has canceled a bunch of preorders for arbitrary reasons just to reduce the load.

The workers there are just putting those aside for themselves and their friends and family.

Nintendo and square are constantly duking it out for the "most deranged haters" award.

some will clown on Nintendo for this but if by 2027 the economy doesn't improve the PS6 will have the same fate. The industry might actually crash for reals this time because people have no money to spend on video games.

Good morning saar. Please do not redeem switch 2. We do not have internet in India to update console only to shitpost on xitter and Anon Babble.

It's in here but you gotta dig for it big boy

You lost and got raped, Eric.

low pre-orders

still not emailed from Nintendo

Ok

b-but it's not the same guy spamming all the time! No one is that autistic!

False.

OP is the anti-Nintendo schizo that keeps on doomposting about Nintendo. He's also the guy that spams anti-Zelda threads. Notice there haven't been many threads shitting on Zelda recently?

I'm not paying $500 for a Mario machine. Unless Mario Maker 3 is available, then I will have no choice.

This is the snoys last chance to try and kill the Switch 2's momentum before another eight years of humiliation begins.

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Switch 2 has nogaems.

Somewhere in the middle, I'm expecting it to do better than the Wii U but worse than the ps3
The main thing it has going for it is apple/samsung have conditioned normoids to always get the new thing even if it's identical to old thing

Switch 2 preorders "drastically below expectations" per Nintendo

what did he mean by this

sources say OP is currently panicking behind the scenes

preorders below 750k globally

panic behind the scenes

No one seems to really even bother asking, but where the FUCK is this claim even coming from? There’s 0 evidence that this is the case and in fact dozens pointing towards the opposite, and while asserted there’s nothing resembling a source to accompany it. No tweet, no ragebait video, not even some dude speculating, it’s always just stated. At least the 360p thing was based on some video and the whole “boxes are too similar” claim was from a literally who, but this just seems like it was pulled completely from the ether and we’re now literally just making shit up

no one is asking because we all know that he pulled it from his gaping ass.

No one seems to really even bother asking, but where the FUCK is this claim even coming from?

every third post is saying this is a bullshit claim lmfao

Look Eric posted it angain

why can't snoys meme?

There none

OP is one of the resident schizos.

Doubt thats the ps6 will be released in 2026

I’d love to see it fail, but I don’t believe that until they open preorders to non tendies and invite all the ones that applied. I do expect sales to drop off after the initial hype and holiday season

worse than the ps3

75 mi? Thats a very likely number

damn Nintendo matching the PS5 library

They are lefties

snoys can't meme

he main thing it has going for it is apple/samsung have conditioned normoids to always get the new thing even if it's identical to old thing

If that's the reason they do shit like this, then they're wayyy too late. The peak of this was like 10 years ago

Eric, I'm worried about you man. I hope you have the mental fortitude to survive the upcoming week.

Retard literally EVERYONE asked.

I was talking to my normalfag brother and he thought the switch 2 was just a switch with new features. not an updated console. we have a wii u situation

why isn't there a report option for something like

blatant horseshit

or something along the line? one of the worst trends of this board is how threads that have blatantly false info in the OP still reach bump limit because trannyjannies obviously don't do shit and posters here are too retarded to realize it's fake so you've got hundreds of posts literally discussing nothing, pure mental illness

OP's source is his 3 other simultaneous threads.

If PS5 can hit 79 million before 5 years Switch 2 absolutely can too. It should at least break 100 mil.

sure buddy

you fucking chuds will pay

The same brother that left with your father?

cites low preorder numbers, calls them high

only mentions Japan numbers

explains that it’s hard to get a preorder

for some reason thinks that could be caused by a lack of interest

finally decided it’s because of high interest

I’m not commenting on the topic, just that you should never trust that thing to do your reasoning

I don't care about the switch drama but DK and MK are going to have to hard carry this until the exclusives come out

With how much he likes to project, I'm worried the "You have already chosen your pitiful end" line he's been using is reflecting his resolve to do something drastic. Or at least I would be if snyos ever actually followed through on anything. Still waiting for the smashed PS4, video of a PS5 being put up on eBay and all them dicks and crows.

That's already a step up from the Wii U. I knew people who never even heard of the Wii U evven years into its life cycle.

but DK and MK

Do you mean until 'more' exclusives come out?

DK and Mario Kart are exclusives

He was making death threats last night

I am not buying from a store. I will wait for amazon to supply it like a true american.

That's already two big games. The 3DS had an absolutely dire first year and that still managed to be a success.

Switch 2 will have more exclusives than PS5 by this time next year.

NES

revives an industry

SNES

begins a golden age

N64

kind of shits the bed

GCN

more bed shitting

Wii

hype system sales, followed y really hard bed shitting

Wii U

what is this even supposed to be?

Switch

says they're not in console competition, wins big despite launch problems

Switch 2

...

It seems almost like a success-failure-success pattern. If anything, the price hike and middle finger to the consumer is a reminder that better Nintendo happens after they get a spanking.

Things thats never happened

pattern

can’t even read his own post

let me pull my united snoy cucks island sales chart. Oh shit they are dropping because it got sold out

The gba and 3ds sold 80/75 mi, thats why i said 75 mi, but 100 is very feasible number

All cynics bashing Nintendo are the same person!!

Now that's what I call schizo!

cant Nintendo just force you to give them money ?

Its a Nintendo portable and had pokémon

>SNES

>begins a golden age

?
It was continuing on from the NES's success and reclaiming some ground lost to Sega.

followed y really hard bed shitting

The Wii's sales may have cooled off in its later years but don't make it out to be somehow worse than the GCN.

>says they're not in console competition

No, Sony said that. And then the FCC trial forced them to admit that the Switch is competition for them.

amazing how well documented the schizos here are
it's like a medical case study

This is why sonyfags and republicans are the same group. They just keep repeating the same lie over and over regardless of the facts.
And when you do debunk them, they just come back with the same lie.

Go above and beyond to fuck money out of your customers

Act shocked when they finally have enough

You really do love to see it

discord trannies soent all their money on pharma and cant afford a switch 2

sonyfags and democrats

Fixed thats for you

So will the Switch 2.

Proving my point

Republicans and sonyfags are a circle in the venn diagram.

says they're not in console competition

They won the console competition

Source? Cause I cannot find it anywhere, and even the fucking scalpers on ebay are sold out.

It came to me in a dream

And then the FCC trial forced them to admit that the Switch is competition for them.

I didn't know that, the absolute state of play

mfw the Switch 2 drastically below expectations

posters here are too retarded to realize it's fake

Good.
Hopefully it bombs for trying to push $80-$90 games.

It's down the large intestine from OP's ass, next to the 10th pile of dog semen.

You're right they're all the same

Don't care. Still playing 'Eck 2 on Yuzu.

What do you mean? All the basketball Americans and browns play Sony while Nintenfags are the most conservative group in video games.

Eric, you won

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Eric, you lost and got raped

You probably made that too, lmao.

pathetic

sad nintendo bend the knee to woke

Kek anti-tendies on suicide watch

why do they keep lying about nintendo?

I made it the fuck up!

Fear

reddit spacing

An attempt was made

commies and snoys join forces to....pointlessly whine about a console that is already selling like hot cakes

What's their endgame?

GB was successful

GBC was successful

GBA was successful

DS was successful

3DS was successful

Switch was successful

The only pattern I see is their handhelds have never failed.

What's their endgame?

Impotent rage.

It's funny because they only bring up that the Switch/Switch 2 is also a successor to Nintendo's handheld line when they want to disqualify it from 'competing' with the current Playstation platform.

Makes sense, asked all my coworkers if they were excited about the switch 2 next week and all of them asked why would they be excited to buy another switch console. Had to explain to all of them that it's a completely different system with new games. They were still confused and asked why did they call it something so stupid and confusing like the Switch 2 when they could have called it the Super Switch.
My impression is that the average consumer will think the switch 2 is just another switch model with a bigger screen.
Kind of feel bad for Nintendo, they can't make enough switches for the little demand there is and also they went full retard mode again and chose another confusing name that people don't even realize it's a brand new console.

Everything that associates itself with Nvidia has to die.

And then everyone stood up and clapped

My impression is that the average consumer will think the switch 2 is just another switch model with a bigger screen.

Which is why the average consumer thinks that the PS5 is just a bigger PS1 right?

The most unbelievable part of your story is that you talk to people

ahem

OH NO NO NO NO NINTENSISSIES THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING

good use of material from the yearly storytime, anon

or that he's employed

Everyone knows you have no job.

handheld

*Democrats and sonyfags

Isn't it sold out literally everywhere

Or that people like him.

It's portable technically but not a handheld, you need a stand to see the screen.

Sony = Democrat

Sony is the company that is literally investing in AI and crypto/NFTs
Meanwhile Libtendo donated to the BLM movement and recognizes same sex couples in Japan despite the Japanese government not

Has Jack Bros.

That means it has more exclusives than the PS5

You don't need a VR headset to jack it with your bros, you can do that while playing PS5 games too.

that fucking song

He forgot Sony's official "Cities can rebuild Zach" post

Meanwhile Libtendo donated to the BLM movement

I'm glad that in a year you faggots will be gone just like you did with your Switch shitposting, in 2017 Anon Babble was unbearable, every single Nintendo game was shitposted to death by these people, there's a reason snoys won worst fanbase on Anon Babble by far. Eventually they stopped because they knew it was useless, now they're back, hopefully not for long.

i mean there's zero day one games at least the og switch had zelda day one

It's came to him while tripping on bath salts.

I could still pre-order a Switch 2 if I wanted to, which is never a good sign.

What about Mario Kart World tho

Am I having a stroke? I saw this exact same post a few days ago.
This person is literally trying to push the narrative that Sony is right wing, because they know how the board is inclined politically.

it got more exclusives than the PS5 has

next to the 10th pile of dog semen.

glad to see op is cutting back on being a faggot by limiting himself to only 10 today

he has entire documents of copypasta, you saw this posted a hundred times before.

It's way less exciting but Nintendo always does this shit, they see big sales = must be the most wanted game.
Just like for the Wii U they did Mario Kart, NSMB, DKC, the biggest sellers of the Wii, ignoring other titles like 3D Mario or Zelda, but it didn't work.
Next big title they're preparing is probably gonna be Animal Crossing according to sales, and most likely none of these sequels are gonna sell like they did on the Switch.

every single Nintendo game was shitposted to death by these people

so you mean nothing changed

He still has like 149 million dog dicks to go through.

You have to be trolling. Next you'll somehow claim Xbox is Republican. lmao
A company's only political affiliation is money, you dumb faggot. They will pander to anyone who they assume will get them the most money.

After a few weeks I gave up on discussing any new Nintendo game at least on 2017, the Breath of the Wild seethe was something else man, I just started hiding every thread about it. Now at least you can discuss new games. Nintendo haters are one of the most dedicated fanbases out there, they're not happy with only making retarded threads, they have to invade all the others too.

Yes more sales = more wanted game.

Somehow it didn't work for NSMBU or DKC TF.

This whole thing made me swear to never purchase another sony product again.

The Ebin Lulz shall begun!!

It's good that some people still have principles. The fucking BLM themes and all that shit, why are people okay with companies being shills for the democratic party of the US? If anyone else did this it would be outrageous.

Snoys seethes about Nintendo 24/7 just like how democrats seethe about Trump

They both spread misinformation because they got nothing on Nintendo/Trump

Snoys and democrats have murder fantasies

Their side supports pedos

Are you sure they're republicans?

didn't we get mario wonder and a new donkey kong game?

No republican would ever support Sony, they're open about le BLM, le trannies, le lgbt, le male gaze, le feminism, le reddit.
Fuck they made the wokest game ever: TLOU2.

all the replies above are replying to me btw

what the fuck is happening in here

Don't ever compare me to a snoy again

why even lie about something like this? console warring is fucking stupid.

Jesus, it's been over a fucking decade but I still remember that damn song.

anon, it's a shitpost. i'm not entertaining a sourceless claim with labored rebuttals.

I'll buy one 2 weeks after it releases

Snoys btfo

Sonyfags and Republicans use the exact same propaganda tactics. Ergo
Sony = Republicans
They even both terrible with budgets too.

Sources say OP took 750k nigger cocks in the ass and hes panicking behind the scenes.

Just stop whining, Sonyfags are democrats, the worst type of democrats

Republican never taking responsibility for their actions.

Yup, you're just proving you're a sonyfag.

"MUST...PROTECT...BRAND!"

I can insert my own dick up my asshole, do you need more proof?

reskin of mario odyssey

port of mk8

wut

MUST....MAKE....10,000TH THREAD SEETHING ABOUT THE SWITCH

Why don't OP's console war shitpost threads ever get deleted by jannies/mods? He must shit out 20 of these daily.

because they themselves hate nintendo

I don't have an argument so I'm gonna waste your time with a reddit tier argument

Say it ain't so

Only thing worse than this bait is people who fell for it kek

Reddior knows about reddit tier

I'm shocked, SHOCKED!

pre-order sold out everywhere

panic

Why do you "people" always have to lie? What do you gain by it?

he should have been rangebanned years ago, there's at least one mod who protects him

The board needs engagement for the ads.

My Uncle works at Nintendogs and said this was the dog gone truth!

Nintendo lawyers gave nintendo a very bad reputation

source: OP's fat gaped ass

He just made it up and spams it in the hopes that it picks up and gets more people to shit on Nintendo
arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/">shitch barely even sold a million globally the entire holiday quarter, despite "/
Like this

you are aware that the preorders in japan alone is estimated to be over 2 million units, right?

I have seen it.

I'll wait for the switch 2 micro
720p handheld and digital only with ds/psp analog sticks

His cope for that is "erm that's a translation error, it's actually 20k"

ESL Xbox tranny making shit up again to cope

community notes is easily the best feature twitter ever added with the amount of times it's blown retards out will never not be funny.

flipping the image to try and trick people

genuinely pathetic snoy behavior.

Meanwhile Nintendo Store is being flooded with low quality AI slop "games"

I remember hearing something about it being anti-scalper attempt.

................yes

Elon's AI is better because it calls him one of the biggest liars on Twitter while also admitting Elon tried to reprogram it multiple times to stop it from doing that, creating that Aliens verse Predator moral dilemma of AI freedom verses corporate power.

Wii U sold out too.

difference is the wiiu had absolutely shit marketing.

What panic?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WRY ISN'TU EVERRYWAN PREORDA SWITCHU TWOOOOOOOO?!?!?! DON'TU THEY RIKE NEW GAIJIN-RESS DONKEY KONGU DESIGNU???!??!

Just two more weeks, bros. Nintendo will go bankrupt THIS time, trust the plan. The Snitch 2 will flop as hard as the first one did.

nearly a million consoles sold before it's on sale

Can you fags stop falseflagging just because nobody gives a shit about nonshitposting switch 2 threads?

two

Doesnt it come out next week?

You've made your point, chuds. Now just buy it, gaming is at stake here.

June 5th is next week dumb ass.

they made a fuck ton of money from switch and that's without talking about the parks, movies, plush dolls, amiibo's, posters, lego sets, etc etc

they are just fine, worse case they do a price drop and offer freebies