HOLY FUCKING BASED

Ticked off Tito

Enraged Enrique

BETRAAAAAAYAL

Wreck-it Ralph

Because he looks like one

BETRAYED ME

Furious Fernando

He's FAT!

AngryJoe does it again.

what a timely review, can't wait for the doom review in 2 months

I love this meme.
Keep it alive

His name is John Cena

oh my god he looks awful
what happened to him?

what a fat bloated spic

It was like as if Final Fantasy was still good

What did Joe mean by this?

burger

Age

CUATRO
HORAS

Damn. So they paid even him off?

Are RPGs the most kino genre?
youtu.be/Ns10hzKYgYo

Pissed Pendejo
Tacos

Inflated Ignacio

does everyone in america become fat at some point?

It's part of aging + a very inactive life style.

You haven't seen him years? He's been fat for a long time at this point.

Spics just naturally start biodegrading rapidly after age 20.

Seething Casillias

our mexican food is excellent and that shit will put pounds on you. also the jews put poison in all our food.

he was playing with auto QTEs

admitted to looking up builds online

probably played on easy

when did he become so casual?

Mad Manny

his first console was the 360

FUCK
He was supposed to give it a 7/10 so we had ammo against the 33sissues.

Burger genes

Discontent Diaz

admitted to looking up builds online

I refuse to believe anyone had to do this for E33. There's like maybe 3-5 gimmick fights where you need to change your build otherwise it's take all the counter/parry then build damage and don't be shit at parrying.

hates tlou2

loves e33

hates doom tda

I kneel, grease mexican

Noe watching kino review

Taco genetics shifting into maximum overdrive

Ricky Ricardo

Distressed Delgado.

Assblasted Alejandro

He was... supposed... to hate it...

That expedition 33 is like if we got a final fantasy, that was good, instead of shit since every game from 11+

For me, it's Other Joe

Annoyed Antonio

based and red, white, and blue pilled

that's called getting older, anon, it will happen to you too.

getting your first cousin to play co presenter as a temp and he never leaves

Copium Carlos

Kill yourself retarded faggot.

Enraged Enrique

Unlike IGN he actually plays and finishes the games he reviews

Chino Moreno

of course he does he fuck loves board games.

shut up and give me money!

Bros, he's getting kinda old...

The lighting he uses does him absolutely no service whatsoever.

Video games, faggot, VIDEO GAMES!

Zoomer

He's like 40 years old dude. But also he's fat and his beard is pretty unkempt. At least he's not bald.

Lame ass its a mental illness game.

(Remember when we used to mock indie devs for reusing that plot development?)
Oh is it an indie game?

Yes.

Is it 2D and done with pixel art?

Yes!

Does it deal with your mental illnes?

YES!

Not giving a fuck lmao.

i will always laugh at (You) for crying about this for years in every youtuber thread

remember my parents talking about how scary it is to see their favorite musicians and actors growing old because it made them realize they're growing older too

mfw this is happening to me now but with fucking angry joe and the nostalgia critic

caring about someone else's opinion

The only thing that should matter whether or not you had fun with it.

It happened to me with some of the musicians and now them... I'm getting double screwed due to gaming as well.

What is your favorite Seven Dollar Sanchez review, Anon Babble? I personally think he peaked with the Mindjack review.

and FAT

oh shit, the review dropped? thanks bros, i gotta add this to today's setlist.

He gave Cisquisition a 10/10

angry antonio, befuddled barbaso, cranky carlos, disgruntled dario, enraged enrique, furious fabian, grouchy gerardo, heated hugo, irritable ignacio, jostled jose, kerfuffled karlo, livid luis, mad mario, narky natividad, outraged oscar, pissed pedro, quarrelsome quentino, raging raul, seething sebastian, ticked tomas, upset ulises, vicious valentino, wrathful walberto, xenophobic xavier, yobbish yoel, zealous zacarias

He gave Skyrim a 10 he loves slop

boots up DmC

YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE, LITTLE WITCH

from my short term memory, i probably watched his Veilguard review 5 times because it cracked me up and helped me cope with how disappointing it turned out to be.

HOW ARE WE GOING TO DEFEAT THE ANCIENT ELVEN GODS, ELGARNAN AND GHILINAIN?

Excuse me, did I just overhear you two talking about *the* Ancient Elven Gods, Elgarnan, and Ghilinain? Because I have this book right that might help.

OH MY GOD, HERE IT IS, THE BALLAD OF THE ANCIENT ELVEN GODS, ELGARNAN, AND GHILINAIN!

Inquisition was great. most people scored it highly. it won the first GotY award at the Game Awards.

Lazy Pedro, this fat fuck, can't even shave properly for reviews now?
He needs to be shipped back to mehico.

This dude needs to step outside

Aging sucks yeah but this guy is just a lazy fat fuck, quit coping fatties

Its the hispanic genetics, they get really fat when they age. They need to work hard at the gym or that happens to them.

they laughed at gommage and complained they arent invested enough

meanwhile white chads in their 40s

that's not genetics, that's fat logic. just eat less, fatsos.

That's why OJ spends all his time at gym. He can hear the rolling mariachi band calling out his name.

Yep.
Obviously needs to be a part of it, you are barking at the wrong tree and should look at your own man tits bubba.

No, they get fat because they are lazy. All the mexicans at work are rail skinny but as strong as an ox, but that's because it's a physically intensive job.

Ornery Quique

more like they are too poor to afford to eat lots, anyone working a labor job is a poorfag these days desperate for money and grew up poor. Hence the stick build. Especially the youth.

Their cultural cuisine revolves around greasy seed oils, being happy with it.

Dmc and tlou2

No, they are making around $80k a year at 40 hours with 4 weeks of vacation a year, plus 2 weeks of PTO, plus paid holidays.

Kek I actually thought that was in the game when I watched the video.

And that's very low income in modern times, you probably take back a quarter per year after expenses.

Raging Reynaldo

All cope, just eat less fatty

maybe if you live in NYC or San Francisco lol, but $80k is a good chunk of money in anywhere but the biggest cities.

Exactly where do you think those mexicans go to live at? Not in the small farm flyover states lol.
Obsessed, you are the one that needs to eat less and hit the gym, you can't even bench 1pl8 lmao.

Cope!

Assblasted Alejandro
Bitter Bernardino
Callous Carlos
Dastardly Diego
Enraged Enrique
Fr*nch Felipe
Greedy Gonzalez
Hypocritical Hector
Insipid Isaac
Jealous Javier
Kabbalistic Kristian
Lazy Lopez
Malicious Matteo
Nefarious Nicolas
Obtuse Oswaldo
Prideful Perez
Queer Quixote
Repugnant Raul
Sleazy Sanchez
Transsexual Tomas
Unethical Ulises
Vain Valentino
Witless Walter
Xenophobic Xavier
Yiddish Yves
Zealous Zorro

lol get on the scale and post results.

I'm talking about a medium sized town in a flyover state.

Anyone who is a physical labor chad will stay lean, it's just how it is, actually do something with your life instead of being lazy.

Jesus, how old is that image? I've never seen him that skinny.

Sonic Free Riders because it was funny and MGR because it was based and made MGR fanboys seethe back then

our guy

some random wetback faggot

Nah.

No fatty fuck off

IF you disagree with me you must be fat.

Look into the mirror, you probably can't even see your dick naked due to your stomach! LMAO. COPE. Not everyone you disagree with is obese.

he looks fat and gross now
disturbed diego, or something

Chingchong too poor to afford to eat well so mad at everyone telling them they can eat well so chingchong calls them mad.

Obesity crisis in China in young Chinese because they are all eating McDonalds and don't exercise.

LMAO.

cope

That's all you can say.

You have wasted your life doing this.

15+ years

already said I'm skinny

LOL U R FAT

I don't get it, did you think this would offend me or something?

I never said you were fat, I said being fat is not mexican genetics, it's being lazy and never doing physical activity/work.

That’s all you can do.

Based slop enjoyer

this guy always shows up after a general consensus has formed, echoes popular talking points, adds a shitty skit or two, slaps a score on and waits for the youtube money to roll in. he has not once had an original idea or point. he's a chameleon critic.

And you think I'm mexican for what reason? Lmao. An outsider can't speak on another people group? What is this? Reddit? Do I need n-word license ma'am?
I accept your loss even if you are not willing to admit it.

because russkies lack the intelligence of critical evaluation. that's why they're perpetually ruled by authoritarians and look up to bunko artists like seagal.

I remember that stream last year celebrating his 40th birthday and he was just insanely depress just knowing he's hitting that age. Poor guy.

Unlike IGN he actually plays and finishes the games he reviews

I mean, whenever someone says something outside of the consensus, they're immediately attacked by the hordes of NPCs angry that they don't agree with the consensus.

so? what kind of pussy ass faggot kowtows to public opinion? a shill, that's who. reviewers should have some semblance of integrity. open your eyes

They need to work hard at the gym or that happens to them.

That's everyone, retard. Proper diet and working out can help reduce aging dramatically. Failure to do so, you'll age like the typical asian.

The Salty Spic

I meant to say it's easier to make money with vidya content when you just regurgitate the established consensus, otherwise we wouldn't have all these slop "gamer" channels endlessly talking about how bad Concord is even though no one has ever given a shit about that game, or played it for that matter.

no bad ass seal of approved not good game

Failure to do so, you'll age like the typical asian.

By turning into Mr Magoo and living to the ripe old age of 120?

DRAGON AGE 2 HAS ONLY TWO HETEROSEXUAL GIRLS YOU CAN ROMANCE. WHA THE FUCK BIOWARE

Still don't trust this fuck after shilling the witcher 3 after clearly being biased after all the or events he went to

Hes got a pair of friends that he pays to keep around. Nowhere near actual 41% material yet unless he gets deported.

fair enough.

This is false. He has said in numerous reviews he never finished the game. Usually woke trash though

Cope

Everything before 2015 was KINO

Did he give it the AngeryPedro seal of approval?

doesn't help that they're all addicted to coffee or cheap shit alcohol

It took me years to realize he's not Joe.

It's just funny how this inbred skipped Metaphor and Rebirth but basedface E33 because this is a JRPG without anime. Ironic weebs are truly the worst.

To be fair, a lot of retards are doing this. Not giving Persona, Metaphor or Rebirth the respect it deserves but orgasming and basedfacing over E33 is what normal faggots are doing.

Based Baptista