Who is this character designed to appeal to

Who is this character designed to appeal to

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Women with fetishes for gay vampires

the gay man inside (You)

Fags, so you should know all about that OP lmfao

There was this book and film series called "Twielighte" back in my day, zoomie.

How you gonna adventure without a gay bestie?

white women with mental illnesses

Minmaxers, because its awakened vampire form doed batshit amount of damage.

Huh, I didn't realize he could be part of the party. I killed him.

women

Fags, women, and assholes.

nah, all the fags love halsin

"I love you. Pull my head off"

Women and gays fucking love this guy. Like he's easily the most popular character

Women with low body counts.

literally don't attack him on sight

objective: failed

Where? He's second most popular Origin character selection, but doesn't make it into top three of the romantic interests.

Gays and women
They both loved him

He's second most popular Origin character selection,

AKSHUALLY...!

The ProJared crowd.

BG3 playerbase (women and gay men)

Women and cuckqueans that like watching their partner fuck men

Can't blame anyone who killed him almost immediately. His first interaction is to hold a knife at your throat. That's an automatic wigsplit unless you're feeling generous. But even if you make an exception all it takes is a Long Rest of two until he tries to bite the protagonist on the neck while he sleeps for his blood which is another suicide mission if the player is not extremely tolerant.

Every woman that played the game that I talked to ended up loving him.
So the answer is probable "women".

Weird how most women just didn't like Halsin or Wyll at all

The problem with Astarion as Origin is that none of the lines ever really sound like something he'd say. Lae'zel has the same issue, but at least Gith have a ton of unique lines that kind of fit. You can actually properly roleplay Shart, Gale, Wyll and Karlach, but Astarion feels off.

obese women, and femme gay dudes

monk, druid, cleric, ranger that low

halfling that low

The fuck?

I looked up the soundtrack on spotify the other day and saw a dozen playlists referencing him

Women with a lack of social skills

Anyone who likes fun characters, I suppose.

characters must be designed to appeal to the audience

found the consumer amerifat dumbfuck

Looks like a 40 year old bottom who still frequent gay clubs

Fags and fat tumblrinas.

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Me

cigar and whiskey enthusiasts
people that own hunting dogs
welders

This character and his faggot ass voice is the reason I will never play BG3. What an annoying piece of shit. Actually, all of the characters are annoying, needy assholes.

The ENTIRE game was made for women anon... who the fuck do you think it appeals to?

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boomers who thought Paul Lynde was the funniest guest star on 1960s television (me)

Gays, women, theater kids.

wtf why doesn't anyone wanna play as the punching retard, tree-cuck, heal-cuck, bow-cuck or manlet?

All the small races are ugly as fuck, practically imported from DOS 2

why doesn't anyone want to play a class that just punches the shit out of giant monsters?

why doesn't anyone want to morph into a giant spider or owlbear?

why doesn't anyone want to call down holy JUDGEMENT on heretics

why doesn't anyone want a cool animal sidekick?

I dunno, people seem pretty gay to me.

you've not interacted with a lot of women in your life have you?

I want to slurp on lae'zel
I bet her pussy produces a yellowish-colored fluid when aroused

People with good taste

Faggots and fag hags.

why doesn't anyone want to play a class that just punches the shit out of giant monsters?

Punching things is gay that's why you always get a fuckoff huge sword/axe/club. Meditating is also gay.

why doesn't anyone want to morph into a giant spider or owlbear?

The closest to being cool but you have to be a tree hugger to get it which is gay.

why doesn't anyone want to call down holy JUDGEMENT on heretics

But Paladin is the most picked? Oh you mean the bitch side character version of Paladin. Because it's not a main character class. It's for people who pick supports in online games. So, gay.

why doesn't anyone want a cool animal sidekick?

Because it's gay.

People who like to set up their rpg parties for the most stupid shit to happen.

cleric is a support

Funniest shit I've read all day.

You can just say women

monk

5e monk is shit

druid

Already 2 druid companions (wtf where's my bard companion)

cleric

shart

ranger

Ranger is also pretty bad in 5e. Also, every plays fighter if they want to do the Aragorn fantasy even though his canonical class would be ranger

Monk is always shit. BG3 monk is broken because of Tavern Brawler. Same as Barbarian.

I don't care if you pick Tempest and cast lightning spells it's a class for women.

Tempest

when War and Death exist

Monk is always shit

You're out of your fucking mind

5e monk is very much good, it's just MAD, (Multi-Ability Dependent).
In a typical game of D&D there is no guarantee you will be able to level

STR for grappling and jumping, but the least important of the listed. Nice to have.

DEX for AC, saves, and attacks

CON for health, duh

WIS for AC, spell DC

So your typical Monk has to go for DEX and WIS while squeezing whatever extra points in CON to not immediately die. In BG3 however you can boost your STR with Elixirs and CONmaxx with the Amulet so you can safely just pump up WIS and DEX.

Monk is and has been the quintessential too-many-stats class. You can't be effective because you have to stretch yourself thin between at least three stats+ CON.

Do they have voiced lines in dialogues as Origin characters or are they silent like a custom char? If the former are the race/class specific lines (that with your Tav as well if he fits the criteria) voiced as well?

I respect Astarion for having trauma due to his 200 years being a twink fuccboi for a gay vampire.
Meanwhile you have a soldier from Hell, who fought in the Blood War, acting le quirky redditor. Karlach cannot be taken seriously.

old gays

Karlach is le quirky genki girl because she's extremely excited to finally have escaped actual hell
Then it becomes cope to mask the whole "I am going to die" bit.

Out of your FUCKING MIND.
They have saving throws coming out their ears man.

It would have been better if he just became slightly more ruthless if you do the ritual. Instead he immediately becomes a cartoon villain.

Yeah, which is great because it means they can dump CHR and INT. But you still need(ed) STR, DEX, CON, and WIS, which the game just doesn't give you enough point buy for, and if your character needs you to roll well in random stats to give you a chance it's shit.

You don't need strength at all.

they're silent

Grappling, which has always been something monk needs.

Uh
-Nah.
Never done it once.

Take Karlach to kill Gortash and at the end she completely breaks down and shatters that mask, she's on the ground crying because the reality of everything is hitting her like a truck

Then your GM threw out grappling rules for complexity, because a monk that can be overpowered physically is a monk that does nothing and then gets stabbed to death while grappled.

Same design principle as DMC, Neo-FF and Yakuza. Ace Attorney too. For BL/Yaoi femcels and queer faggots. That applies for Metal Gear Series as well. Not only is MGS series woke, filled with political and humanitarian agenda and also propaganda, it's also chock full of LGBT queer fanservice.

What does it take for you weebs to realize that Japs has been woke all along all these time. Their games have done it earlier than even Western games.

They also practice DEI. Look at Korean and Chinese companies today. Inclusion of pretty, sexualized and objectified women (and pretty men) only, and absolute exclusions of "ugly" (normal) people and certain racial/skin types (blacks). One includes A / excludes B. The other includes B / excludes A. Two sides of the same coin. And they're all corporate decisions, through advisors, investors to cater to certain demographics only (hedonistic, delusional materialistic narcissists).

It's amazing how many people can't see her depth simply because they only spoke to her to recruit her.
Even her romance is her trying to joke to hide how lonely she feels not even being able to shake someone's hand.

and part of it is also that she deep down knows it's only temporarily, either she gets killed during their quest, they fail and the tadpole kills her, or they succeed, and either she dies anyways, or she's force to go back to hell

So she's trying to make as many positive memories for as long as it's still possible to make positive memories
Besides if she were the sort to not be capable of setting aside the horrors of hell, she wouldn't have lasted a day in hell
The same mental fortitude that would let her deal with being IN hell would also let her deal with being OUT of hell

He's by far the funniest and most useful character in the game. If Astarion was a woman I'd probably be fucking obsessed with the romance path.

If Astarion was a woman I'd probably be fucking obsessed with the romance path.

It's called Morrigan, and yes people were obsessed with her in Dragon Age

Minthara is the funniest character in the game, but nobody gets to recruit her psychotic ass.

Directly targeted demographics are Women and a percentage of faggots, mostly I think.
The there's probably a lot of people fed up with everyone being a goody two shoes in modern games though, since Astarion is morally bankrupt it's a breath of fresh air for some.

niggers jews and kikes