Susie x Kris WILL be canon in a week

Susie x Kris WILL be canon in a week.

in a game where she's hard-pushed with Noelle

by an autist who fetishizes lesbos/gays

in a story whose moral is very obviously about not being consumed by fiction

Not happening bud.
The Yellow fandom is more up your alley if you want anything straight.

in a game where she's hard-pushed with Noelle

Not really, Kris and Susie have more and better scenes together. Also they already shared indirect kiss and held hands, which is important since creator is huge weeb.

by an autist who fetishizes lesbos/gays

Alphys used to be male, you know. He changed it at the last moment to hide his power level.

in a story whose moral is very obviously about not being consumed by fiction

Well, good thing Kris is not my stand-in.

Susie already has feelings for Noelle, not only Suselle is happening it's already canon.

Femboy Noelle x Femboy Kris or Dickgirl Susie is best.

There's a skeleton inside you anon

Uh-huh, sure
youtube.com/watch?v=ucF_6E1167k

x.com/UnderTale/status/1928250875505524859
What's his name Anon Babble?

Just admit it, you want Suselle to happen because you are an election tourist who just hates non-binary characters.

nooo please I want to see two underage girls fuck

that music

....
Goddammit if this happens to be the only way to unlock the Krusie route I might have to play through this shit again.

Krusie is both more progressive and more popular in Japan. Plus Toby worked on Homestuck, he knows how to break up cute couples.

This. Everyone knows it's gonna be Kriselle.

Deltasnoot incoming

Krusielle will happen, suselle and krusie are fake queer relationships

monogamy

Literally fascism

If the ferris wheel segment alone didn't make it abundantly clear that Suselle is supposed to be the serious and mushy sidenote of the game's plot when Kris mostly gets broship moments with her at best, then you're better off staying in the world of fanart since Toby's gonna stay on the path of lesbian dickriding. Alphys also being changed to female further proves the point if anything.

Kris is not my stand-in

No but the red soul is literally (You), just like in Undertale.

and only [the darkworld version of your adoptive brother] be romanceable

That's even more retarded.

Kris has an interaction with any female

"WOOOOOW THIS PAIRING IS SO GREAT"

Ralsei and Susie spend most of their screentime (and even offscreen) talking to each other

*cricket sounds*

Hmmm maybe Ralsei should've been the human

What is it about shipping that drives people insane?

Toby is a Touhou fan, of course he's into yuri

did anything happen in 06:06:06:06

/utg/sisters, remember to take your HRT!

Toby personally came to my house and raped me in the butt

Ralsei/Susie will be kino.

but nobody came

Not that anon but I think shipfags are even worse than powerscalers but don't even get half the flak for some reason

No but the red soul is literally (You), just like in Undertale.

Well good think we're not shipping Red Soul then. Alphys will ride with me.

Kriselle

Krisley

Krusie

Suelle

Birdelle

Katelle

Krisriel

I want tumblr to leave

4chumblr

Berdsie would be the most based by toby. Would btfo 99% of shipfag

t. Berdly

tumblr gets spammed full of gore

they are turned on by this

Internet isn't what it used to be.

I'm not holding out hope.
Toby isn't based enough.
Dude's a hopeless yurifag.

Their love is pure

This but Krerdly (Femkris confirmed)

Kris and Susie are going to spend an entire chapter together, with no does anywhere in sight. You think Suselle is gonna survive that?

Calm down Alphys

I wish nothing but terrible days for fanfic writers who write in 1st or 2nd person.

There are many ship pairs in this game
Many of which drive anons insane
If you try to shipwar a really good game
Just sounds like crap and it makes you look lame

Kris x Vessel (me)
Susie x Vessel (me)
Noelle x Vessel (me)
Ralsei x Vessel (me)
Berdly x Vessel (me)

Are the "trannies" in your walls again? It's meds time, anon...

Toby will not confirm any ship until chapter 7 ending. He will continue to tease krusie and suselle tho'

I don't get people's need to ship two characters
like if I find both hot then it makes sense to want to see them fucking, but what the hell is the point of thinking about them being a couple?

Fatter

I get ptsd when I see Spade King art posted

Tony will unveil his final jest
And the planet earth will burn

susiezilla WILL be canon in a week

People who are unable to attain a relationship in real life live vicariously through the characters

Are you reading x Reader? Female audiences have actively gotten upset at me for not using 2nd person. It's dumb. We're making a romance between a goat and a skeleton. You can use your imagination for that but the second i don't address you, the reader, it breaks your suspension of disbelief? Kill yourself

I read a really funny shitpost from Rouxls in first person, though.

lol

They usually self insert as one of the characters.

FRIEND

ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALD'S

It's cute!

I skip ahead to the sex scenes.

I like a slow burn romance...

All the characters are for (Me)

Based Clover poster

Based self insertion

I like a slow burn romance

Less than 100k words? Not clicking.

You know, all this talk about ships reminds me of something.

What's that?

The Titanic!

DOHOHOHOHOHO

Kris and Susie (and Ralsei) are LITERALLY going into a dark world ENTIRELY about PAIRS, COUPLES, RELATIONSHIPS, AND MARRIAGE framed as funny TV nonsense

Surely Toriel will tank it all (and tank the chapter) to avoid this.

Isn't Mondealy the Krusie game people wanted

I like both KrisxSusie and KrisxNoelle better than SusiexNoelle.

Nah, it's gay.

Undertale is tumblr
always has been

You mean kris x berdly

And you know what tumblr loves?

MY MOM!

Ah the pairing that only exists because they feel this compulsion to ship Kris with SOMEBODY but they don't want to break up Suselle and they think Kris x Ralsei is too incestuous / Kris hates Ralsei / etc.

No, you see, they have great chemistry and so many good interactions in the game! Like, uh, it implied they played video games together once! And Kris kinda liked his statue, and, uhhhhhh

lancer prancer the happy dancer formerly known as Mr. Generosity

Yes

Tumblr died years ago. You have to let go anon. It wasn't your fault

Get out of my office

Kris deserves to be alone
Susie and Noelle adopt Ralsei as their unicorn

unicorn

Do I want to know?

I've invested in Dessriel which has more evidence for being a thing because Dess used Azzy's jacket on Noelle because she was wearing it.

Hopes and Dreams, huh? That's a pretty good name for a theme.

Yeah, I keep hoping I'm going to wake up from this mess!

DOHOHOHO

Is tumblr in the room with us right now, anon?

Unicorn is a term for a bisexual person who joins an existing couple

He's using the term wrong. It's the third on a threesome.

This is what Seam and Jevil used to have

Where's the ha ha

I thought it was still two more weeks

When I hear Don't Forget again I will cry

Okay, I'm bisexual. Can I join Aldyne?

Yooooooooo

Nice mental asylum

at your mother's house, trebek

what if susie didn't wear shoes haha

Shoes just improve the aroma, though.

youtube.com/watch?v=RwDrTL3jhoQ

wtf is a gaster

10 years of a literalwho not even a schizotheory that doesn't have a sprite anymore

because Toby the hack stole a Nikki sprite

Guess how fat she is

Anon Babble Deltarune threads

Anon Babble

The internet

The earth

It’s all just different flavors of mental asylum

Sniffing socks

wtf is wrong with first person

shipfaggotry

midgetposting

"""theories"""

i just hope there are harder battles in the new batch of episodes of this funny animal rpg
and that tony box doesn't take for-fucking-ever to finish this shit, only hacks do episodic releases

Man you kiwifags need a hobby

Thanks Anon, we try.

midgetposting

what?

i'm a whale hunter

No, but it was OK independent of that. Could have been better, I had some issues with it particularly with regards to the pacing of the main romance, but it was a good enough time all in all

A lot of people on Anon Babble get irrationally angry at self inserting.

But unrelated to that I once read a blurb somewhere which attested that not being able to understand different points of view (in writing) is a sign of lacking intelligence. As in certain people literally cannot read books with a narrator saying "I" because they intrinsically refuse the idea that "I" could be another person.

Autism causes people to not be able to visualize text properly

big fat purple dino boobs

A lot of people on Anon Babble get irrationally angry at self inserting.

We're old and bald now. We don't want to imagine ourselves having sex with teenager, we want to imagine our imaginary son settle down with nice girl and giving us imaginary grandkids.

larping as spamton, speculating about newest schizo boss, making tenuous connections to ice-e
suppose you could file it under """theories""" as well, but since there's even less foundation than usual mysteryman phonecall -> character is le mad -> character gets a hard fight, i struggle to even call that a theory

We're old and bald now

Absolute selfown

*belly

self inserting.

Self inserting is for the mentally ill, it's fucking weird.

Nobody here is self-inserting as Kris or some shit

lol
lmao even

Lost my chapter 1 and 2 save files, do I need to replay them?

yea, unless if you are fine with using the premade save file

I'm pretty sure I'm fine using the premade, but I'm not sure what the premade is going to be set for.

Is there a complete save file I could import instead?

Do you WANT to replay them? If so, then by all means. It's nice to refresh things in your memory anyway if you played long ago, and you'll find many small details you may have overlooked.

You don't HAVE to. If you beat the secrect bosses but lose the saves, the game still recalls and counts thoses fights anyway.

I stopped caring a while ago about this game, taking too long for too little content to be worth playing. And the shipping stuff is honestly cringe

No. I do not want to replay them.
It was on a different computer. I'm pretty sure I'll have to replay for my shadow fragments, but we shouldn't need them in chapter 4 I think, seems like it only matters for the end game.

There's so many "I don't care" posts in Deltarune as the new chapters are LITERALLY BEING RELEASED that I'm starting to think some little dicked faggot somewhere does care.

ok

Anyone else getting the game on the switch 2?

I've heard people use this site to edit saves, not sure if it will mess things up though. Just download the blank save they have there and then edit it I guess.

saveeditor.spamton.com/

Because these threads keep getting made, it's getting obnoxious for a game that has barely any gameplay to take so long. Also crying about how people saying things you don't like have small dicks is small dick behavior

Sure. But let's remember we're talking about, "I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT I SHOULDN'T BE IN THIS THREAD BECAUSE I DON'T REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING."

I mean... yeah. That's what a bait post is.

When the
switch 2 gets a fucking discount.

I want people to know it's taking way too much time for too little

somebody came into the thread to disagree with me

HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENNING?

is it really that hard to concieve that some people wanna proclaim their expierence with a videogame on this videogame board?

If it gets exclusive content

I didn't realize that Deltarune was your one and only solace in existence Anon, sorry.

this dude's a cuck on another level

I didn't know making 3 posts in a thread = being the sole purpose of one's existence

Toby is a hack, hes Notching out

Oh wait, it's that guy again. He's been talking about Toby "notching out" for several threads now.

Nobody here is self-inserting as Kris or some shit

That's the whole point of his character, is to self insert

Don't be touchy. I know your very favorite game Deltarune still isn't finished and Toby OWES you everything in life but that's no need to lash out.

Ralsei is gonna get a fire spell. right bros...

Helpful, but I don't know what kinds of things I'd need to set up, or how to even import a save. Isn't completion data stored in a different file too? Maybe I'm best off resigning myself to the premade file, then editing it after I beat chapter 3 & 4 to prepare for the next drop.

does undertale have exclusive switch content?

Deltarune launches on June 4th and Switch 2 launches on June 5th.
Even if I bought one for Mario Kart, I'd still rather buy it for PC and not be a day behind.

Is that really...?

HAHAHA! THAT'S as big as it gets?!

... maybe he's good with his mouth?

i stopped playing when my created character was deleted. i only play games where i play as a character i created

This nigga never played meet'n'fuck kingdom.

is this an LLM hallucinating

But unrelated to that I once read a blurb somewhere which attested that not being able to understand different points of view (in writing) is a sign of lacking intelligence. As in certain people literally cannot read books with a narrator saying "I" because they intrinsically refuse the idea that "I" could be another person.

This applies to many people here

I don't care about Kris and Susie hooking up but Toby's boner for yuri is genuinely the worst part about his games because the Alphys/Undyne stuff was the worst written stuff in Undertale and the Susie/Noelle shit is 1000x more unbearable. The entire ferris wheel section of Chapter 2 is fucking horrible with how forced it feels. The writing/pacing comes to a fucking halt just so Susie can start acting out of character for 10 minutes
I'm not even anti-yuri, Toby in general isn't very good with romance but the Susie/Noelle stuff comes off as completely inorganic. Frankly I think it'd be best if he paired no one together and just let shipfags get autistic on their own

I'd eat her out.

I agree, Toby should just stick to anything other than romance because literally forcing the player to engage in lesbian wingman shit made Undertale almost unbeatable

No, probably a new tactic by Poopy Joe to get his $2500 back

I think the only functional yuri pairing possible in either of the games is Toriel x Muffet, and even that's a stretch. Romantic chemistry is hard to come by in Toby's world.

It's not just a problem with yuri. Toriel x Asgore is shit, and Toriel x Sans isn't much better. He hasn't gotten a single romance that feels right.

Clover posting is a lot more fun than Queen posting but there's not nearly enough images. Untapped niche for writing smut though, I guess

Even though Dark World Kris looks like a boy, Light World Kris really does look more like a girl to me

incels have a hard time writing romance

Toriel x Muffet

Not a shipfaggot. Explain this to me, oh wise coomer

writing romance is fucking easy
step 1. write regular people and see if they fall in love. if they don't, your story/cast doesn't need romance anyway, spend your effort on something else
step 2. there is no step 2
step 3. resist the urge to shipbait 100 different ways because that's banking on whatever you make actually attracting those autists in the first place

soriel is honestly okay, i think, at least in ut
idk what the fuck you're talking about with muffet and toriel tho, schizo shit

Catelle works, but it's too bland. My personal favorite is Noelle/Queen, but it's purely a fapservice ship, nothing serious about it. But it is insanely hot.

So far this is, indeed, a normal deltarune thread

Can't wait for the shitstorm when Toby crushes Krusiefags hopes and dreams

copes and screams

So passive aggressive

They'll cope by doing snowgrave 1000 times

This, can't wait for Krisellechads to win.

It is a crack ship, but I like it. They both share interests in baking, and it's easy to imagine Muffet as the more outgoing type and Toriel as the more reserved type in an easy opposites attract ship. They both have a strong dominant angles that could really shine when used on each other too, either Toriel being able to dicipline and tame Muffet, or muffet getting the upper hand on her and getting the spoiled brat treatment. That's just one option, and if they ever met, it's just as likely they'd hate each other for the same reasons.

Catty doesn't get enough lines for me to seriously consider her for any ships, at least not yet.

If you only care about sex, both muffet and Tasque are wild cards that could be hot when paired with almost anyone. I wish I could find a solid romantic pairing for tasque, but she is just an enemy.

I don't want to get into details so as not to get too freudian here, but Toriel x Mayor can work. Not as full-blown romance, just two tired middle-aged women having an alcohol-fueled fling.

Mother is infinitely superior and it has no ships. No ship, No Sea, No White Whale.

I refuse to ship characters we haven't even seen or talked to yet.

I don't get why people cream their pants over Deltarune and Undertale. Maybe I just despise the fourth wall breaking shit that the fans love about this game. But having a game directly acknowledge the player is so fucking corny lol.

duster and kumatora

The skeletons are for me.
You can have the rest.

no holy grail?

It can be all subverted, of course, but we have a general idea of what kind of person Mayor is, so we can prepare the ground already.

I don't care much about the romance but the idea is Gaster and Dess stuck as unwilling roommates is peak fiction. Motherfucker was going Impractical Jokers to Spamton and then looked to Dess for approval the entire time to make her laugh.

clover... you've changed...

0

You're probably right on the nose. I like games that taste like corn. It's fun.

I thought he already did and people just made a shitload of porn to substitute their own reality.

Andy Sixx simulator (yes my friend, it contains corn)

This is extremely retarded. I love it. Between the sans AU arms race and schizophrenic sex fantasies, this truly is the fandom that keeps on giving.
i just came for the bullet hell and stayed for the story

Hasn't the Sansfaggotry died down by now? I'm not seeing him in that much stuff nowadays

They are so delusional they ignore all the Suselle evidence presented in Chapter 2 and pretend it isn't there.

His the has come and gone. He's still very well liked but until he does something aside from simply exist in the Deltarune Universe, he's somewhat stagnant.

It probably depends on where you are. I don't really search for Undertale stuff on other websites, but Ao3 is still absolutely full of Sans AUs. Though, generally only the popular ones.

wrong. every single female character will have a crush on Noelle for no reason other than FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU TOBY FOX, FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.

I'm glad someone else could see it.

I meant more on the fan fights. Some anon was sharing some the other day where he would attack you with KitKats while getting progressively edgier

check ao3

sans fucks himself

sans fucks (You)

Sans fucks with a bomb and dies (canon)

It's just a game don't take it seriously

You will never point and hearts come out

I can point and farts will come out

Kill shippers. Behead shippers. Roundhouse kick a shipper into the concrete. Slam dunk a shipper baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy shippers. Defecate in a shippers food. Launch shippers into the sun. Stir fry shippers in a wok. Toss shippers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a shippers gas tank. Judo throw shippers into a wood chipper. Twist shippers heads off. Report shippers to the IRS. Karate chop shippers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black shippers. Trap shippers in quicksand. Crush shippers in the trash compactor. Liquefy shippers in a vat of acid. Eat shippers. Dissect shippers. Exterminate shippers in the gas chamber. Stomp shipper skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate shippers in the oven. Lobotomize shippers. Mandatory abortions for shippers. Grind shipper fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown shippers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize shippers with a ray gun. Kick old shippers down the stairs. Feed shippers to alligators. Slice shippers with a katana.

if you ship a character with anyone other than yourself, you're doing it wrong

I hope no romance happens and all the buildup is all for some wacky heckin subversion that cucks shippedos at the end

I only ship one character with myself. Why would I cheat on her with someone else? I'm already happy with her, so I ship all other characters to imagine them happy.

i'm muslim so i have a harem

As an avid shipper, I will be fine with it. Anything better than Suselle but even Suselle is better than Kerdly

Between the two, I'd take Roba honestly

you should wear a condom either way

Is Ralsei referred to as a darkner by anybody other than himself?
I just replayed Ch1 for the first time since launch and the group as a whole was always referred to as lightners IIRC.

And I'm like that sleazy guy who has a family in every town, but instead I have a single waifu in every franchise. In this case it's Alphys

So "Power" is obviously a word that means something else just like determination and exp and all the other wordplay Toby loves. What do you think "Power" is? It'd be a good guess for what [[HYPERLINK-BLOCKED]] is, if spamton didn't say power unblocked.

Fuck no

So "Power" is obviously a word that means something else just like determination

Determination means exactly what it says though

Because you have a solid pullout game right?

Determination doesn't just mean "the resolve to get shit done despite the obstacles" in undertale, it also means the power to save and reset, and resist death by genocidle children, and it's a physical substance that alphys experiments with. None of those are common definitions in the English language.

Hell no

Theoretically she's not to be trusted raising kids in the presence of experimental bioweapons. She seems pretty good otherwise

kriskris!

is jevil the least sexy character?

is jevil the most sexy character?

When is Ralsei?

youtube.com/watch?v=H06pknCIyHI

I wanna fuck Kris's Krussie.

Yuri will always wins anon...
but not in the ways you might expect