Wife found out I spent 400 dollars on Blue Archive

why do people spend money on gacha?

17 if that matters.

Yes she is very small

I was asking about his wife

Thank you for your service

Oppai loli

Can you not use the fucking t-slur.

Already missing the Hina event, aren't you?

Lolis and spending money? Super fucked for sure.

how fucked am I

idk if she will fuck you, but its $400, who cares.
unless this is some regular thing its nothing. That's like 1 good pair of shoes

no, the story was boring and the minigame was awful
the train event is so much more fun

youtube.com/watch?v=8Ar1RyVgOw4

AI

shameful

Realisticly how much longer will this shit take?

Not really
It was fun to run around gehenna and seeing the other students
Also ako was beatifull and very cute

finally give us the Pandemonium Society

story is entirely focused around Hina

I'm fucking tired of every time Hina showing up that the writing revolves around her.

I follow that artist, that isnt AI retard

Years, I think?

Imagine being addicted to gambling, but with anime goonrot sprinkled on top.

Imagine being addicted to sharting.
Imagine being addicted to clickbait, but with fake discourse sprinkled on top.
Imagine being addicted to AI slop, but with anime porn sprinkled on top.

Remember to consume responsibly

mfw almost 100k pyros

Soon...

How good is Seia? Worth rolling multiple times?

She's sexy, what's more you want?

Both Seia and Rio are mandatory, failing to roll means you are bricked

mfw at a chill 120k

feels nice, esp since I used to be at near 0 barely a year ago after a blowout.
Top tier unit, just like 3 other characters that will be up for grab.

Looks like my savings will go for her then.
But if I can choose only one. Seia is the most valuable? Completely f2p here

But if I can choose only one

Brrrrrrrrrricked

Completely f2p here

Same here, learn to save, or only go by your big dick energy.

Divorse is your only option

You can ignore unifrom c&c, but Seia and Rio are mandatory. Rio is probably slightly more mandatory.
You can replace Seia with Ui or nyfuukek, but Rio is unique.

I used to be gacha whale who whaled during granblue monkey gate and padz
but then I took up online gambling
I never feel the need to whale on gacha ever again
I still spend some money like season pass or monthly sub here and there but no longer I ever spend money on rolls outright

You're halfway done this is not a joke

I will go with my dick and go full for Seia then. Thanks for the advice.

erm, triggered! xD

Really always comes down to what your target is. Do you wanna be a slave to the meta? Save like crazy and only get the most important shit. Playing super casual (like me)? Make shit up as you go, just be sure that you're happy with your choices in the end.

The fuck are the event ítems i'm supposed to get for the daily?

I plan on pulling for Track Yuuka and Mari on the next banner, but I'm currently sitting on 40k pyroxenes...

Is that enough to go for the two of them? Or is that too close for any other must-pulls in the future?

Also which ones are the must-pulls for that matter?

If I get Seia early then Rio will be my target for sure then.
I am very casual since I stopped playing for 5 months and only recently started playing again. Rolling with my dick mostly but those three units were talked about so much that I had to allocate my funds on who is more important. Thanks for the advice and I will be prepared for when they come out.

Don't mention it, just trying to help out with the basic shit I'm aware of myself.
This year is loaded with limited to roll for, wish I had the proper image to post here, not just the JAP list.

I went for the tickets and bag since i could buy gift with those
Depending which one you choose the task missions give a different student ligma
Ticket=tsurugy
Bag=iori
Whistle=hasumi
With the points you can buy credits and you can get normal ligmas when you collect enough
I think they give 100 or less than that

Got it, thanks bro

Here
Unrelated
What does t yuuka does?

Here

Thank

Contact customer service for a refund, claim it was your “child” who made the unauthorized purchases and then uninstall the shit game.
Problem solved, you massive blubbering retard

They told me my brat needs correction

It should be archived to be replayed if wanted

Thank you kind anon!

Which one, the figure or your "wife"?

Drill status?

Yes

4/4/4
Im glad i get to use hanae
is it me or every fem sensei i see is made to be raped?

I LOVE Anon Babble COOKIES I FUCKING LOVE THEM SO MUCH
I LOVE HAVING TO DO THE COUNTDOWN OVER AND OVER
I LOVE THE ANTI CHRIST

fem sensei

Yuck! Even worse than anime sensei if that's even poss

Reposition+Shield

Just make your doll face the wall.
Problem solved.

SHE IS LOOKING AT ME ITS CREEPY

STOP LOOKING AT YOUR FIGURE WHILE FUCKING ME

you must've REALLY loved them when we had the 15 minute timer

Should i roll for her?
I remember seeing her in a couple of raids

You better fucking believe it brother. I was screaming about that trash in here more than once in the past. I didn't even care much for the 15min timer on paper, even less so the 2min we have now. The issue is how fucking BUSTED and inconsistent it is, refusing to save the data into the cookie for some reason. Even started to think at my adblocker is partly responsible for it, but I have no fucking clue if I'm right or not. Busted garbage.

Buy a Hina kigu for her to wear 24/7 and start calling her Hina, she'll like it

She's very good for some raids, roll if you like Yuuka and can afford her

Akane Love!

our freakin HERO

Well i need the new fes and shanako so fuck you yuuka
You should have let buy the pakeji

It's never too late to buy pakej

I DONT REMEMBER ASKING YOU DISGUSTINGLY OUT OF DATE GARBAGE TABLET

This is *someone found out about my BA hobby thread* again huh?

More common than you think

Cant now
Im saving for deltarune
Also jobless

Gotta keep things 'on topic' somehow, otherwise the mods have a fit again.

OBLITERATE

Dumb zoos.

Janny can't see it because it looks like an actual offtopic thread.

Become one with the off topic ai clickbait slop

HE hasn't shown up yet

I am positively SHOCKED!

Whoever came up with womb halos is a genius

Neru Matrimony

she saved BILLIONS

HE arrived

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

deal with it

based wife choice

AI Slop

this satisfies the janny

FAT DONKEY TITS

Quiet

she's a donkey?!

I thought she was a great dane, like scooby

She's also a tree.

i thought she was a lop rabbit

we havent accelerated at all

WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE THEN? A fucking TREE? A rabbit? Scooby? Donkey? Make up your fucking mind faggots.

he expected acceleration

it doesn’t, but thanks

good

fuck acceleration

Truth the told. Acceleration was a set up from the start, a lie, if you will, a trick.

so our stashes are safe?

and thats a good thing

Yuuka isnt real anon

Steam client is probably too...

I wonder. Would I get banned in Patreon if I make fanarts of her? I'm just starting.

i want that to be real but seeing as there isnt a steam page yet it might be a lie

its going to be an epic exclusive

Why do you think the horse thing got a release date, but all BA has is "Summer"? It was all a big plot to make people hopeful, try and save the sinking EOS ship.
That too.

not slapping and raping wife for daring to open app without permission?

How much of a cuck are you OP?

Yeah, i think it's over.

Anime eeyore

To me they are doing after Rio/Seia.

I never wanted to accelerate, I need foresight to know what students to save for

If it doesn't release with Fes they might as well not bother, it's literally the best opportunity to try and gain a new fanbase, or grow it in general.

friend plays BA

constantly tells "haha bro im not a pedo!"

he is a pedo isnt he

Apparently events like these have actually translated to companies putting the explicit rates and pity mechanics (if any) in their banner details to avoid litigation.

You're browsing a pedo website as we speak, talking and writing on it. You're a pedo yourself.

Dunno, Anon. How would your parents feel if they found out you wasted your money collecting virtual Barbies?

Thank you Akane!

Could be worse

Probably not as bad as if they found out I was commissioning fetish art of the virtual Barbies

Show her that the $400 was better spent on that game than elsewhere. You could've blown that money on alcohol which could have lead to some serious problems.

Pedo only applied to real childrens.

When I was playing FGO at the time I, honest to God, managed to get Jalter in a single ticket.
My friends were so fucking mad.
Still that was the only time I was ever lucky in a gacha.,,

Anon Babbleaca...
ur aleiev...

whadya think?

rng gods giveth and taketh
I went past what would have been pity on FGO several times before they implemented pity

Swimsuit lobby while playing in public

Anon was begging for a coworker to call him out, my lobby is Momoi and I never got a side glance, everybody knows I FW Gachas and no one thinks less of me for that, if you're stupid enough to have a girl in a swimsuit in your screen while around your female coworkers, you had it coming

Just how bad is FGO?

who is this new elf milkers ive been seeing around

not showing your sIzoom to everyone

That's Ayame

1% rate for 5*, but that's then split into 70% for the rate up and 30% for someone completely unrelated so it's actually 0.7% chance
You need almost 300 rolls to hit hard pity, and pity is not shared across different characters
I've had one instance where I failed that 70% rate up 3 times in a row
It's one of the most jewish gacha games that still exists today

thanks

Reminder that there used to be no pity at all.
You could use up 1000 rolls and get no 5* at all if you were unlucky enough

Would it? They're not outright girlish as Barbies.

You could use up 1000 rolls and get no 5* at all if you were unlucky enough

already did that 3 times, doesnt make the current state any better
why do you think i started playing BA

happy birthday my super star

I've heard of people being triggered by the cast of underage girls in Blue Archive but I had a different reason to be turned off by it. The player character teacher x waifu students dynamic. I was the sort of kid who had teacher crushes and to me, player character teacher x waifu students is the opposite of that.

I don't care how many people say "It's platonic!" 'cuz I've seen clips and such showing the students obsessing over Sensei.

I don't know what this arch type is called but cute girls dressing up like handsome princes drives me wild.

Seia Predicts DOOM.

Schizos from Anon Babble will mass report this thread and it will get deleted.

This game actually gives away a shit ton of free shit.

If you do dailies and events for a year it is not too bad.

arch type

400 dollars

barely a sardine. tell her to chill out

Girls with suits?

Didnt we had her birthday months ago or im tripping?

need more of them

Yes, her last birthday was 12 months ago

mfw im 1/4 on the right

Fuck you
Also happy birthday reiza

Reisa should be celebrated everyday

LASER BIRTHDAY

Superstar coming through!

Shuro love

I believe in playable Churro

She looking to be one of the next fest at some point. She already opened up to sensei

Worth every penny

One of my favorite students shares a birthday with my brother and one of my best friends

very nicu

churro status: forgiven

churro is a literal demon

Patreon is extremely odd with its moderation even when you're following guidelines. They can gun you down and not even give you a chance.

Azoo...

Depends...
Does she do cosplay?

Spend 400 on her then make... FORCE her play video games with you (lose on purpose)

You're married, you're not getting fucked.

Why do we as a society just accept one of the biggest franchises in the world being a skinner box?