Switch 2 is unhackable

buying a product where the company can illegally damage it if they want

You'd have to be fucking stupid.

Shouldn't have illegally damaged it first.

Random user on GBATemp has said things! I take his word for it!

Retard. There isn't just one way to hack things

implying I wasnt waiting for emulation already in the first place

lmao

Ofc Olímpio would post shit he himself wrote on a gays only forum. They're still waiting for you the post the source.

Voltage changes bricking the console

Are you aware of the amount of RMA that would happen from people simply plugging or unplugging the thing, or using third party peripherals?

How do you think emulators get made lil' retard?

this will happen to PCs btw, Pluton is just the start of DRM enforcement like this

all shit that won't impact real customers

Based?

stfu faggot.
You dont understand that buying around 8-10 games for the Switch 2's lifetime actually ADDS UP?? it's not about the initial 450 bucks, its about the extra 700-800 dollars easily you'll be spending on the remaining library for the next 8 years.
And thats being very generous, it would be more expenses for many Switch 2 consooomers.

They're even asking for the source in that thread. Who pays you to be assblasted about bing bing wahoo every hour of the day?

keep posting it

guys I just got off the phone with nintendo
they said they are coming for me.
please dont let them take me away bros
dont pirate and end up like me. its over. i wish i had paid for all those g-ACK

>once it bricks you receive a call from Nintendo forcing you to pay a fee otherwise it goes to small claims court

ask nintendo for console to develop games

they agree to lend you one their consoles with an agreement you will only use it to develop games, not tamper with it and that you will reimburse them if it's stolen or damaged

immediately tamper with it trying to find ways to hack the system causing it to brick

they tell you to reimburse them for breaking their property

lol, what a bunch of retards

can reinstall firmware via SD card

This means you can do whatever you want to it

forecast of 15M switch 2 sold by 2026

before the tariffs

If only they were as smart as Sony that makes hw in 4 different countries and can make the PS5 in the US if need be.

they made another thread lmao

Some hackers got their hands on this device

Yet I can't post a source from any of them

Fake and gay

with programming you fuckwit

poor reading comprehension, they said you can't reinstall the firmware from SD card you need to connect to nintendo servers to reinstall firmware

cant literally all of this be circumvented by just trying to hack it while it remains offline?

All the parts are still made in China so they have to pay tariffs on importing the parts to then assemble in the US. Not worth it

Thanks to all the subhuman PC trannies who think they're enlightened for pirating and playing the latest Nintendo games three weeks before their release.You made this possible. I can't think of any other console generation where you could emulate the biggest triple A game in video game history three weeks before its release. But ofc, subhuman PC trannies will deny any liability, act innocent, and say the dumbest things, like Nintendo deserves it

Those who possess nothing yet believe they are entitled to everything. I'm not against piracy; I'm just against the subhumans who think it's okay to ruin things for everyone else just because it doesn't affect them

Either a tech illiterate zoomer or a ick on eck-wannabe nintentroon. If you really think a console cant be emulated you are beyond retarded. Also quite interesting that these posts are right before shit 2 release. How convenient. I bet at least 5 retards will fall for it. 1 year give or take and you will have a shit 2 emulator being able to run its first commercial games with decent fps. ESPECIALLY now where nintentroon has made so many enemies and codetrannies are looking for blood.

use SD card to tell it to call home for firmware

redirect the call home to your PC

give it your custom firmware

???

pirate bing bing wahoo

will it brick even if there's a power outage?
and do we know anything about amiibo? does it brick even if you use powersaves?

Believe this guy on gbatemp, his dad works at Nintendo! Come on now, what's posted doesn't even make sense like talking about no SD card firmware or whatever when that wasn't even a thing on the original Switch . Even if it was entirely true what is being reported, this is all pre-release hardware being tightly controlled to keep some temp at whatever game devkit using developer from selling the damn thing or giving an EXCLUSIVE clickbait article or whatever.

MAH VOLTAGE EVEN A TINY BIT

Good fucking luck when little timmy uses a knockoff JoyCon2 from Hori or something and the entire Switch2 deletes itself? Half this shit wouldn't work on a commonly available bit of consumer hardware instead of proprietary tightly controlled devkits etc.

Switch emulators give a better experience than native hardware in many cases. Be pissed at Nintendo locking shit down stupidly and refusing to release multiplat support, rather than emulators that give you the ability to get more out of the games. I hope that Switch 2 gets emulated ASAP so long as Nintendo acts like proprietary litigious fuckwads because the day of the console exclusive should have died a long time ago; it just benefits corporate fucktards at the cost of everyone else.

faggot self-righteous pirates cant stop trying to wave their waxed balls at nintendo

now we all suffer

I fucking hate you stupid faggots like you wouldnt believe

please stop pirating from a multi billion dollar company

nothing but baseless scaremongering

...which needs access to the proprietary hardware specifications and keys, troglodyte

hey can I get a test console I'm a reviewer

>ok but don't fuck with it or else you'll have to pay for it

fucks with it

>tough shit now you gotta pay for it

BROS HOW COULD NINTENDO BE SO ANTI-CONSUMER????

Yea, because there’s so much evidence to its contrary

It prevents me fron getting what I want for free, which is objectively bad, because I deserve everything for free.

That's not what I said, but I expect nothing else from this subhuman place

Maybe if you stop being poor that small amount of money wouldn't be a problem to you

>redirect the call home to your PC

>give it your custom firmware

and the signature check fails so nothing is installed. great job

At least you're honest

Anon? ANON?!?! ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON?!?!!

okay nigga

get a job

Any change in voltage bricks it

Surely this won't have any unforeseen side effects

Assuming each game is $85, which is generous, you'd be paying ~$3.5K for EVERY Nintendo exclusive on the Switch 2, including DLC.

Mario Kart World

Fast Fusion

Kirby Air Riders

Mario Party

Mario Maker

3D Mario

2D Mario

Mario Baseball

Mario Strikers

Mario Golf

Mario Tennis

Mario & Luigi

Paper Mario

Luigi's Mansion

Donkey Kong Bananza

2D Donkey Kong

2D Yoshi

Warioware

3D Zelda

2D Zelda

3D Kirby

2D Kirby

Metroid Prime 4

3D Metroid

2D Metroid

Tomodachi Life

Rhythm Heaven

Pikmin

Pokemon × 3

Splatoon

Fire Emblem × 3

Smash Bros

Animal Crossing

Wild Card (Kid Icarus, new IP, etc.) × 3

I'm the most honest person on this entire website because I say the things that everyone here really thinks.

denuvo on every game

what ever you say thirdie

Am I supposed to be impressed with this fake leak and the usual tendie samefagging "you lost"?
See you when the Scamtendo 2 is out.

Tell me how they ruined anything by pirating bing bing wahoo

Assuming each game is $85

why are you assuming that when no game is 85 and only one game is 80

you can still get the best things from switch2 for free on different platforms

I can't think of any other console generation where you could emulate the biggest triple A game in video game history three weeks before its release

DS

Spoof the signature

What are you losing out on?

once it bricks you receive a call from Nintendo forcing you to pay a fee otherwise it goes to small claims court

allowing pajeets access to the internet has damaged this website irreparably

I remember when you tards claimed that TOTK would have Denuvo, and then PCfags played the game 2 weeks before you

God bless nintendo for removing poor thirdies from the hobby.

this but unironically

nobody ever claimed tendies were smart

if buying isn't owning then piracy isn't stealing

Please provide an example that has a valid source

There are two types of pirates:
The scallywag: The absolute fag:

I'm saying the worst case scenario, which is again generous. I know Fast Fusion is only $20. Some pay more than $3.5K for Playstation/Xbox games that are multiplat.

nah it dont

average Anon Babbletard reading comprehension

Assuming each game is $85, which is generous

Where from your ass did you pull that number from? So far, we know MKW is $80 ($50 if bundled) and DK is $70.

Sounds like a Starforce situation waiting to blow up

game glitches

console bricks

Shan't buy

No denuvo on GBA/SNES/Genesis/Arcade emulators and what more do you really need besides the best era of gaming

Devkits are usually not locked with DRM, or rather, not conventional DRM found in user units so if this was a devkit then this information is useless even if true

NAZI

What he's describing would be literally impossible for an actual release, if it's not just 100% made up (which it is)

t. Has no idea how modern software verification works.

How does someone become this fucking pathetic?

Not as pathetic as your samefagging, schizo

Assuming youre a zoomer microtransaction addict, youd be paying ~6k to play a free game like genshin.
Thats based off polling, as opposed to your asspull pricing, availability, and assumption that people will actually play all of those games.

Unironically based if true even in part

Yes yes, very good goyim! spend at LEAST a good $1200-1400 on the Switch 2 and it's games!!what are you broke?! our Nintendo fans are rich and will make us richer!!

Keep sucking the Miyamoto micropenis.

if the system detects an irregularity, you receive a call from Nintendo forcing you to pay a fee, otherwise it goes to small claims court

Bait used to be believable.

samefagging

Try learning what words mean before using them. Would save you a lot of embarrassment.

switch gets hacked

gaming journos cover how you can play Metroid Dread day 1 on emulators

people unironically @'ing ninendo on twitter about how they could play ToTK before street date on their hacked systems and there's nothing they can do about it

in response the switch 2 appears to be near unhackable

Great job you fucking idiots, we're about to go from 3DS, Wii U, and Switch piracy dream machines to a completely locked down system. ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TO NOT DRAW ATTENTION TO IT.

I don't care about thirdie subhumans. You being unable to steal videogames isn't my problem

Take your meds, schizo tranny

j-just crack their signatures

nger, if you could do that all consoles would be cracked overnight. hell, every single form of drm would

So far, we know MKW is $80 ($50 if bundled) and DK is $70.

FOR NOW faggit, for now. Next 3d Zelda will be 90 and it's only gona get worse from there on.
Faggots like you dont understand the concept of boiling the frog.

you think that leaked clip of me sucking 37 dicks is embarrassing?

well actually I was just sucking dick IRONICALLY!

that means the joke is on you, actually!

tendietards don't know what they're even looking at and calling this piece of shit "unhackable".
Good god are you people stupid.

There is no software you can't bypass if you have full access to the hardware

>people unironically @'ing ninendo on twitter about how they could play ToTK before street date on their hacked systems and there's nothing they can do about it

>in response the switch 2 appears to be near unhackable

they unironically got too cocky lmao

This is great news. I wasn't going to buy a Switch 2, due to their earlier consoles being modded and littered with pathetic cheaters. But now I'll be able to enjoy multiplayer with real prof (people who don't cheat).

I just hope that this won't cause any random bricking issues down the road for people who bought the console to use it legitimately.

Every time a someone says this it gets hacked. The PS3 didn't even have any games and it STILL get hacked.

It's funny how tech-illiterate Anon Babble has become so reading your posts on this is hilarious. You guys are so far removed from the console hacking scene that your thoughts are just farts in the wind and horoscope-tier guesses at best.
Stick to shitposting lmao.

tiktok zoomers and journos do stupid thing

reeeeeeeeeeee we blew it!

kill yourself

You are a fucking shill. Kill yourself you worthless faggot.

OP here.

I did not expect this thread to get 100 replies in 30 minutes.

Listen. It is demonstrably a lie. I have contacts in the switch hack scene and they have already breached into a switch 2. It was not hard at all. That guy is lying through his teeth.

This thread will get 500 replies anyway.

t. Aquafag

emulating TOTK two weeks or so before it released and gloating about it probably played a big part in this but fuck if those leak threads weren't fun as fuck (unironically funnier than the game itself). worth it

The internet was the beginning of THE MISTAKE. Then Twitter only made it much much worse.
There is no going back, it's unironically only gonna get much much worse for the braindead goyim.

why the fuck would anyone ever call the PS3 unhackable, being able to install another OS was a system feature for fuck sake

Don't worry. In 30 years, PC trannies will just decompile NSW2 games, and nobody will care

The source of the exploit is in the magnets. Trust me

All you had to do was buy the system, retard.

Dumb Aqua poster

how is europe handling this?
my understanding is in europe you can basically do whatever you want with your device and interference like that is illegal.

insert slightly dirty cartridge or there's a small voltage peak on the grid

console bricks itself

unsolder memory chip holding firmware

rewrite the firmware

solder back to the switch

I have contacts in the switch hack scene

Yes """"""OP""""""", and i have contact with your mom's pussy every saturday night.

once it bricks you receive a call from Nintendo forcing you to pay a fee otherwise it goes to small claims court

And how does Nintendo know your phone number?

Yeah that's what sucks
You have to get the firmware from Nintendo servers
SD cards are no good

Remember when yuzu was taken down and shill faggots like screeched about how they deserved it for the patreon? But then ryujinx was taken down and instead of having a different reaction to it, all the faggot fucking shills had the exact same reaction? I remember that.

All this news about Nintendo's crusade against piracy is proof normalfags ruin everything. They just had to flaunt their low IQ right in front of Nintendo.

>rewrite the firmware

lol
lmao even

If the game is ready then it should be released, not arbitrarily held back for no reason.

Olímpio still samefagging

G-Guys please believe this is real, my life depends on it!

Now you faggots can crawl back to your eternal steam sale threads.

Nintendo probably had top hackers in a room and gave them multiple consoles to try to hack to no avail. It's really over.

Sony removed that feature because they were scared of it being hacked. Ironically the way it was hacked had nothing to do with it.

Europaaaa save meeeee AAIIEEEEEE!!!

why are we depending on those brown-infested fuckfaces anyway? dont they have bigger problems to tackle in their invaded societies than gaymin? lel

you're a shill if you wanted piracy to stay and are upset that vocal faggots ruined it for you

Go eat paint chips.

And how does Nintendo know your phone number?

you give to it them when you're applying for a devkit

If I hack Switch 1 and transfer the games to Switch 2, do they count as legal and I can't get banned...?

You're a shill if you constantly spam FUD victim blaming, yes. It is a known tactic. Now kill yourself you shitskinned subhuman.

oh yeah this is a ninbaby tranny

nothing is uncrackable you dweebs are freaking out over nothing

broooo its so unhackable bro its literally over

2 weeks later

oh wait haha there was a simple solution to get around retarded corpos

I'm not blaming victims, I'm blaming retards.

EVERY Nintendo exclusive

I know English isn't your first language, but please re-read posts you don't quite understand

can't refute that it would work

just say lol

get rekt nintendo incel

The European ToS doesn't contain a clause that says anything about disabling the device, only about disabling access to digital products. As expected. Since this is far more of a constraint anyone treating this as if Miyamoto is watching your every move ready to take your Switch away is a certified retard.

Nintendo was going after emulation decades before stuff like this was published. Again, you lying poopskinned pajeet faggot, end your life.

You can't illegal damage your own property

I'm not poor so I'll just buy the games. It would've been nice to get them for free but it's not that big of a deal.

You guys are so far removed from the console hacking scene that your thoughts are just farts in the wind and horoscope-tier guesses at best.

This goes for literally any topic. 9 out of 10 people will be ignorant.

You have to go online to transfer your games, so probably

x is uncrackable it will never be cracked it over we got too cocky, big company won

3 weeks later

x has been cracked

shills and cultist fanboys on suicide watch yet again

No, I'm not going to stop blaming people I think are responsible.

source: random forum post

okay

Switch 2 gaymes for toddlers running on the deck, how big will the melty be?

>anything you do bricks it, even scanning the chip bricks the console by detecting weird voltage

so what happens when you get a power surge or a brown out.

why didn't you shut up anon. it's your fault that the switch's hardened its anti-piracy measures, nevermind the fact that it was journos and ecelebs that were bragging about emulators

jump into a meat grinder

Nintendo does deserve it you fucking tranny

You arent even addressing his argument you stupid kike.
This is pure pilpul.

The only one responsible for nintendo deciding to turn their product into an always online brick grenade are themselves.

I'm sure they'll be so utterly assblasted that you're emulating games at a crispy 10fps with graphical glitches and crashes out the ass and no online functionality whatsoever

weeks later

>x has been cracked

xboner and xsex are still uncracked though

Why are you running defense for kotaku, shill?

93926

i think your bot is broken shill-kun

Xbawks has no exclusives

In order for a console to be cracked, someone has to actually try to crack it

uh oh

This means Nintendo is pretty angry about Switch piracy

people did try hack it and they couldn't

Imagine if it gets cracked anyways and then people start @ing nintendo on twitter again that would be funny

In the USA tax isn't included in the price

If something costs $80 you pay like $85 in reality

Kys

ya think?
Im also sure they'd be seething at pic rel.

I only buy consoles you can jailbreak.

I do not believe you

Why is the Soon to Be KNOT THROATQUEEN spamming this?

I was in the US (NYC) like 12 years ago and i could have sworn i just paid the price on display without adding taxes. Or maybe i was in some tourist trap with taxes included i duno.
Unless stuff changed the past decade in Murrica.

That's bullshit, but I believe it.

Cool Story Bro

For now

Nintendo customers own nothing and are happy. So what's the issue?

I really hope software tethering gets destroyed by US congress or the EU or whatever because this shit needs to be stopped. It's not just a Nintendo thing or even a game console thing. This kind of shit is rampant throughout tech.

Purchase Switch 2

Purchase MadCatz pro controller to save money

Switch 2 detects third party device

Switch 2 stops reacting to any input

Receive a call from Nintendo telling me to apologize now or face the consequences

I hang up immediately

Mario turns to the camera on my tv and starts coldly stating my name, address and social security number

I try to turn off the Switch 2 but it shorts and disables all electronics in my home

Hear sirens in the distance

You don't own it

Hey guys! MJ here! I've been gaming on my Steam Deck a lot lately, but I’m wondering.. should I grab a Switch 2 too? I might have to, but I'm not sure if it turns out you can’t mod it!

If i BUY something, it's mine. If i RENT something it aint mine.
If someone buys a switch it's fucking theirs, you cocksucking kike.

They unironically deserve it.

How much of a nolife do you have to be to be constantly making up lies about a children's video game console? It's insane how mentally ill people are

Seethe poor 3rd worlder darkies, lmao.

you buy access to it, it's not yours

This sounds like bullshit. Not in the sense that nintendo will brick it, but that they have all these anti-piracy measures that are totally impossible to break. Sounds more like nintendo wanting to talk up a big game since it’s actually not that secure

”Yea it’s got like a dozen different measures to stop piracy so you shouldn’t even bother it’s totally unhackable”

They can’t make a secure console, so they’re talking it up to dissuade people from trying so they don’t find out the truth

Most people hack for the challenge. With the claims switch 2 is unhackable all its doing is motivating people to try harder. This will probably go on for about a year especially with there being huge incentives for success now

I don't think so really
This didn't happen with Denuvo

This is honestly evil af, Nintendo really doesn't like people being able to do stuff with their own devices that they spent money on

Sounds like a big money day for Nintendo.

neither does apple
neither does sony
neither does microsoft

once it bricks you receive a call from Nintendo forcing you to pay a fee otherwise it goes to small claims court

Lol, that's total bullshit. It's in the level of Nintendo suing Pablo because he made a cardboard Game Boy.

This didn't happen with Denuvo

denuvo only really gets put on crap no one even wants to pirate these days.

This is pointless since hackers will try to hack into it no matter what they say.

You buy access to land you own from the government, you don't own it, government owns it and can take away your land by force if it wants to, what are you going to do about it? HAHAHA, no really, what?

that sounds like cope

The person that cracked denuvo made like 400k retard, the person still cracking denuvo only takes requests on games people want to play. You clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

Lawyer here and you are a retard. You pay taxes because your land's safety and infrastructure is maintained by the government. If you don't pay the taxes the government will only take your land as a last resource and that's only in some states/countries, in many of them your land can't be taken away if it's your only home.

Seriously you children think you are so smart and you figured out the entire system but you're so fucking stupid. The system is extremely benevolent.

The problem with Denuvo is that you have to individually fuck around with DRM calls in every individual game. Hacking a device is a much wider field.

yeah sure
random ass post with no proof yeah uhuh i believe it

there's one tranny doing it randomly for his cult and not releasing the games publicly
you're the one who has no idea what he's talking about

At some point people are going to have to start turning Nintendo employees and ceos into liveleak vids.

sauce: trust me bro

With the claims switch 2 is unhackable all its doing is motivating people to try harder

Do you enjoy living in a world of self-delusion? Video game hacking remains the domain of the same old hands, with no new talent emerging over the decades. Where are all the people who want to prove others wrong about Denuvo? Oh, right. They don't exist. They just gave up. I've said it a thousand times: subhuman leeches from the third world ruin everything. They are under the impression that they are entitled to Nintendo games simply because they have spent all their money on their PC. Providing the 3rd world with internet access was one of the biggest mistakes in human history. All they do is take

Are you retarded? Every denuvo crack gets uploaded and glazed instantly on places like yourube no fucking less. Get out of here illiterate retard

what was the last empress release, faggot?
I'll wait

Doesn't know about acts made into law by government where they can just say fuck you to that noise and force you to sell your land back to them then repurpose said land due to their plans, even in the west this has happened.

Literally, what are you fucking going to do about it? >:D

Hey lawfag, I'm 30 and I just found out that paralegals arent paid terribly (someone told me when I was younger they get like 30k/yr) so now I want to be one.
Do law offices hire inexperienced legal autists who want to back to school to get credentials? So far nobody I've applied to has responded.

Hopefully the switch 2 doesn't decide to brick itself each time a game doesn't load properly.

government wants to run a highway through your land

they pay you 10% of the lands worth and tell you to fuck off

Nice land ownership

denuvo on every game

for a console on par with console a gen out of date

Was 20FPS too much for tendies?

im more scared that nintendo is using cheap emmc flash that will die in a few years like wii u

Hopefully the switch 2 doesn't decide to brick itself each time a game doesn't load properly.

imagine living in Europe where all the green shit makes the grid unstable.

nintendo are notorious for making games disappear forever
it's important to make sure the games can be backed up and be playable forever, because they'll never do this
their faggotry knows no bounds

Lol okay retard well nintendo just paid a third worlder big money to stop development of an emulator to a third world emulator dev. That is massive incentive because they couldn't stop them legally. Never change 4chin never change

Fake
If they were to do that, there'd be a massive class action lawsuit because it'd be impossible to repair

If you have zero qualifications you are probably not getting hired, it's a very competitive field. You need at least one major (even if it is not related) or a $1600 cert at least (which is the easiest and quickest way)

You can be hired without any of this if you have contacts, on the other hand why would they have a complete stranger with zero qualification?

John Nintendo: it's too bad that us chuds can't hack switches anymore, im going to kill myself now :(

nice try nintendo feds

nintendo are notorious for making games disappear forever

??????
All of my NES, SNES, N64, GCN, and Wii games are right there bro.
Im fucking staring at my switch 1 library on the shelf right next to me.

Nintendo will go through all this shit to stop people who were never going to buy their shit from hacking/emulating it

refuse to add basic quality of life features for the people that religiously buy everything they shit out

Why would you buy the products of a company that cares more about avoiding potential lost sales than providing a quality product for their actual customers?

This never happens. They need to take you to court to force you out of the land, and in the courts they will have to prove they are paying for the land's real price. You will have the opportunity to prove they are wrong.

oh, what happened to your 3ds games and minis?
oh? oh?
go on

"Switch 2 is unbuyable"

I will stay with Iwata´s Switch, Doug bowser can go fuck a cactus for all I care. Kit and Krista can go fuck each other. I will not buy.

Yes, it's great because it gives you something to talk to minors about.

This never happens

It has happened in the past

once it bricks you receive a call from Nintendo forcing you to pay a fee otherwise it goes to small claims court

Even if we suppose this story is true, that is only happening because they were hired to test the console, but instead they decided to try and hack it instead, and if we assume that they were being lent the devices for testing, they can call it property damage.

This would not apply to a user not contractually bound by Nintendo, though if the rumor is true, you'll probably have a very hard time getting a replacement after bricking your console.

"I pirate video games three weeks before their release to preserve them."
Take your meds

This is really serious. Not only they send you to small claims court, which costs them so much in lawyer fees that it quickly becomes unsustainable, they also use their yakuza connections to send the mafia to your house and force you to eat your pets.

My uncle works at Nintendo and he told me to NEVER buy a Switch 2. He's trying to work at Sony but he's afraid Miyamoto will notice and kill us all.

Pray for us anon.

gbatemp.net/threads/best-practice-for-preserving-switch-2-exploitability.671473/page-3#post-10661329

jesus fucking christ those people are mentally ill

I haven't open my PS5 and still sealed, it was like 11 months after it released probably on 6.x.x and had the receipt inside the box should have tape it.

I cracked my switch because it was convenient, but I can not fucking imagine just buying something for it to rot somewhere for a year because maybe the magical crack might appear

there's nothing illegal about it

A new tool was released to aid denuvo cracks literally 20 days ago dumb fuck. Who cares about empress. People have been working on cracking old games for the last year, most recently assassin's creed mirage dev build

the console bricks itself if it detects you are a chud

what do

it's not hacked on day −4 so it's unhackable

Nintenchads win again baby.

If the guy was in the right and Nintendo had no legal power, why did he give up, especially since I thought you pirates were righteous warriors and video game preservers? Oh, that's right, you're just full of it

spouts bullshit

show me all the games cracked with it

Sometimes places charge you what’s on the sticker price. But for most legit purchases, regardless of what it is, tax is added afterwards.
Like you’ll get a slice of pizza for the $3 it says on the menu, but you go buy a coffee somewhere and there’ll be tax + tip.

I'm not buying it either way so whatever.

Ouch nintendo just rawdogged my throat, ran over my dog and set fire to my house! Stop forcing nintendo to do this, PC trannies!! How about you start being a good person so that nintendo doesn't rape and kill more people?? Some kind moral saints you are, you fat PC trannies!!

corporation gives the government a little hush money to grease their palms

court miraculously sides in their favor

you get 100 bucks in monopoly fun money for your house and property

why would they have a complete stranger with zero qualification?

because I argue patent law with retards on youtube.

$1600 cert at least (which is the easiest and quickest way)

When I looked it up those all required previous or current enrollment in law courses. At that point I might as well go to school because I can get it paid for with a grant.

You can be hired without any of this if you have contacts

I've been trying this route to so far nobody has work for me and nobody else they know does either. I got one offer from a lawyer in a different state, but another one told me that guy was a prick and he just wants a gofer to push around, I sided with the second lawyer because I liked him a lot more than the first, who always reminded me of a used-car salesman.

board frozen?

I don't care if you or anyone else pirate anything
I just don't trust nintendo not to nuke everything to save on costs because they're a multi billion dollar corporation that wants to make games unavailable to play

once it bricks you receive a call from Nintendo

WTF? How did they get my number?

forcing you to pay a fee

Forcing me how? They have no way to force me to pay them except the mafia.

otherwise it goes to small claims court

They would be burning an insane amount of money.

get a bunch of people to buy the Switch 2

tamper them

get a bunch of small claims

Nintendo goes bankrupt

youtube.com/shorts/VRAPbWhfu7w

My bad, I still have all my gameboy, GBA, DS, 3DS games as well
Except for the GBA and 3DS games that were in the console when I lost them.
I supposed nintendo is responsible for sending ninjas to the moving company to steal those handhelds, right?

nice link bro

too bad i didn't click it lmao

things that didn't happen: the post

first of all every console is "made" to be unhackable, they do not leave obvious well known vulnerabilities in retard, thats why you can hack older switches with a RMC jig but not the new ones
the idea that they decided to make it "unhackable" because it twitter posts is even more retarded
the RMC shit was a massive oversight and they definitely did whatever they could to not repeat that, but at the same time IT WAS A FUCKING OVERSIGHT YOU RETARD, who is to say that there wont be one in switch 2?

kys please. no one would miss you two

48% illiteracy rate for zoomers

the clip that broke tendies

He didn't give up he was paid. Money usurps everything & outside of guns is the pinnacle of human power. The world revolves around power & if code monkeys see a massive bank at the end why wouldn't they do that. Use your tiny brain for like half a minute bro. Only nigtendo fans use the preservation card. No one else actually cares. I would infact download a car & you would too were you not a seething numale sucking corporate dick lol

Less than a week out

Snoys just making shit up now

Still not participating in the beta test and It's not like I'd be able to considering the scalpers, but you retards are doing the opposite and making be want to buy 2 out of spite.

yes, you're clearly unaware of all the games that would have been lost forever had people not backed them up
I'll leave you to your dimwittedness and gullibility

I dare you to do it.

kys

shorts

Not watching ADHD zoomer content

Emulator CHADS
Rise UP

48% self-identify as women.

Nintendo is the only company that cares about video game preservation, but you idiots are too stupid to realize it.
Nintendo is reprinting its first-party Nintendo Switch games with the latest patches and updates on the game card. No download is needed, and no internet connection is required. Name one company that does the same. Just one. They have been doing this since the days of the SNES. All you need to do is buy their games in physical form

Being pushed around by a used-car salesman is how you learn the trade.

back them up

No faggot, they are right there. I have an atari pong and 2600 in working order as well.
I actually played spirit tracks on my DS not too long ago, it was fun.

yes, yes another unhackable console

If I buy the system and it bricks it self from normal use I'm going to call a consumer protection group and start a class action.

Is that a threat you bitch?

I am a marine sea- huh? What is Mario doing here? Wha-nonononono AAAAAAAAA STOP IT

NOOOO NOT THE FIRE FLOWER AIEEEEEEE DON'T STOMP MY BALLS I'M SO-OWOWOWOW!!!!!!!

I'M SORRY MIYAMOTO-SAMA!!!!!!

give up chud, it's unhackable. Nintendo said so. Chuds lost forever

That cant be right, arent over 50% of them biologically women to begin with?
Either way, grim outlook for the zoomzooms.

oh, you have all of your digital only games too?
cool! you hacked the servers?

sounds like bullshit desu

once it bricks you receive a call from Nintendo forcing you to pay a fee otherwise it goes to small claims court

Try harder if you're gonna make shit up

once it bricks you receive a call from Nintendo forcing you to pay a fee

Why do you lie? is it really just engagement bait?

I bought a PS5 at 1.02 and the magical hypervisor exploit did in fact appeal.

What about BEING a used car salesman?

yum I love kotaku cock

ProTip: This is the guy that screams about you buying nothing but plastic when you purchase physical media.

I am not saying corruption in courts never happen. But it's the 1% of the 1%. It is probably not happening just to fuck with a nobody like you.

le righteous pirate warrior sold his morals, principles and soul for money

I thought he wanted to preserve video games for the humanity because Nintendo is so evil. It seems like he just wanted free stuff and knew what he was doing was illegal

AIIIIEEEEEEE NO MARIO I'M-A SORRY

This is where it went from plausible to no way in hell.

Gbatemp is know for being knowledgeable.
Poster provides no source.
2 More Years.

There is absolutely no way this will backfire and accidentally brick consoles and if it does they deserved it anyway, Nintendo literally can't do anything wrong.

someone will find a way to brick all their switch and the call will change camp while Nintendo cry in EU court

gbatemp members are not knowledgeable. they are being spoonfed everything

Exactly.
And all major media was celebrating it even.
Nintendo never cared too much about piracy but when thing were so blatant with the switch they are now closing every possible door.
It's a shame, I pirated almost 60% of my 1st party games, including Kirby and Metroid Dread.

my digital games

You mean the two or three indie games I currently have downloaded on the consoles?
Ill be honest, lost winds and gunman clive dont exactly scream "works of art which need to be preserved for generations to come"

Isnt it more the publishers fault for not making physical copies?

this needs a little work, don't start with something like caring about video game preservation straight away, try thinking first what would be the best approach for a few mins and then you start poking, you don't need to reply straight away as they'll be invested and will be waiting to continue
you're a fuckwit, nintendo are the ones pushing for the death of physical media
if you can't see that there's no hope for you

cares about preservation

limited amount of vc games

can't even add games to their own emulator

rereleasing the same games to kvetch retards that missed out doubling up on fomo

remasters games but only the ones they like lol you thought you were getting prime 2 and 3 on switch think again gaijin swine we reserr u trilogy remaster hundred dorru preasu

shuts down wii, wii u, ds, and 3ds shops despite servers costing very little cause muh heckin not wholesome and family friendly piracy

seething over fan projects which no matter how damaging are still art and games that won't be preserved outside of people tendies dont even like

I could go on but you already know you're wrong and a liar

goycattle gonna goycattle

Indeed, kill yourself, samefagging schizo because your own mother wouldn't miss you

I wish I could say I don't care but I was planning to eventually buy a used Switch 2 down the line to hack it. But meh, it's not like Nintendo has been making essential games, their output has been supbar since the Switch 1, and they dropped the ball hard these last few years, you have the remake slop extravaganza, the DEI shit, the censorship of Japanese games, enshitification of series I used to care about like Splatoon. Just as I skipped the PS5 I will skip the Switch 2 and instead play older games.

Even without the "we will brick your console at our own discretion at any time for any reason and without warrant or recourse" bullshit I don't like where Nintendo is going this generation. It's very clear to me that the company shifted from "how can we provide a fun experience" to "how can we milk these niggers dry?".

This will unironically kill Switch 2's if you ever have a power surge. Nintendo gonna get sued into oblivion by EU and Australian courts lmao.

The same thing happened to Adblockers.
Maybe don't preach to the masses on sites funded by ad money how to avoid being spammed with ads, hmm. Nobody cared about a few bozos using a niche browser extension, but when the masses started installing them, that's when they became a target.

Just. Shut. Up.

By publicly announcing they are playing their games for free weeks before release repeatedly? Are you fucking stupid? It's dipshits like you that invited the loudest most obnoxious fuckers and now this is the result. You failed to understand incredibly basic shit about being hush hush and now Nintendo knows where to look, who to keep an eye on, and how to tighten the locks on their shit. Give yourself a pat on the back moron, while pirating switch games wont be hard it's gonna be a pain in the dick once they start making Switch 2 exclusive games if an exploit isn't found and there's no way in hell I'm paying fucking 80$ for that shit.

still being illiterate

A tester was under an agreement with nintendo to review the console, not try and hack it, they can either pay for the damages upfront, or nintendo will:

send a generic letter to your local court

your local court will set up a date for you to appear

you will not make it because you are scared of the law

you will be obligated to pay the fee through your government

or

you go to court

accept responsibility and pay, or tell the judge that you want to argue with their lawyer

nintendo then hands a lawyer 50 bucks to btfo you at your next court date

The lawyer isnt making a special trip, he is already fucking there you idiots, nintendo would just be paying a small fee to have the lawyer represent them for 10 minutes. The lawyer's job is to sit there for three hours collecting fees and representing these corps.

This thread and all the 'discussion' in it is extremely inorganic.

""some hackers""

kek

This sounds like the switch 2 will brick itself or require to be sent in to nintendo at the drop of a hat if true. meaning there will be an absolute fuckton of false positives.

There's a reason companies don't do shit like this and it's usually becaues it's really bad pr and way more tech support.

we don't care about Nintendo games, they weren't worth pirating

And you completely avoided my question.
Real schizo hours, just stop buying games digitally you subhuman

unhackable

It will be cracked within the first week, you neurotypicals really do not understand the power of autism.

nothing is unhackable, insanely retarded claim
all you are saying is it is more difficult to hack. someone, somewhere, is capable of doing this and has the time to do it

Doesn't matter, nintendo fans are cultists and they will just buy more consoles which nintendo is banking on.

There's a possibility that it's a measure that has only been implemented in early preview units/devkits to prevent leaks and Day 0 exploits but I wouldn't count on it. I predict another RROD disaster thanks to jeetcode in the next Pokemon game triggering the self destruct sequence.

turn on youtube app on gayass smart tv

load up a jontron video

40 seconds of unskipable ads every 3 minutes (no, really)

Jon is already doing ad reads in-video

The faggotry at play is insane, Ads used to be annoying, but this shit is crazy now that normies are using adblockers.

Dont be a faggot that doesnt mean the price jumped from 60 to 85 it means it went from 64 to 85 and not all states tax the same some like Minnesota have none

Nintendo cares about preservation

Then what happened to the virtual console? Where's the library of 3DS and WiiU purchases? Instead of forcing people to upgrade, why couldn't they just make the Switch/Switch 2 compatible with all those games?

Keep in mind that this is not a server infrastructure issue. The only console that could use that excuse was the Wii, due to gamespy being shut down, but the 3DS and WiiU and Switch all shared online services.

There is no way to make an exploit free console

If the games can't be ripped how do you expect to emulate anything?

just stop buying games digitally you subhuman

I deserve everything for free.

based

can make the PS5 in the US if need be.

with what? do they even make gaming-level computer hardware in america?

That's not because of normies using adblock, that's just youtube making as much money as they can for their share holders

The whole concept of shares should be banned worldwide

Gen Z has no online etiquette. Reminder the reason vimms got slapped down was iphones finally got emulators, and they were just discussing it openly in the comments of nintendo tweets.

shed be passed around the ship

Nintendo has the capability of separating itself from other companies by making digital purchases mean something

they just act lazy and make them glorified rentals, just like everyone else

....except for pirates, who can keep playing their 30 year old roms on any computer they want

no she's mine. back off

power surge only affects electricity of your outlets not the internals of your electronics

sex

Don't damage my console like a retard

Company has no reason to discontinue selling to me

harr you lost her last night at the poker table ya scurvy rat

pays for air

acts surprised when air disappears

It's not that hard to order a physical copy on Amazon. But I guess Amazon doesn't deliver to third-world countries

Nothing is unhackable. It's just a matter of time and manpower.

pay for air

make copy of air

now have infinite air supply

(((big Oxygen))) hates this one simple trick.

Trannypower gave up on Denuvo

You actually do, despite how much Nintendo and their lawyers argue that you don't.

You're right, anon. Not one single engineer at Nintendo considered the possibility of a power surge and took measures to prevent such an occurrence from bricking the console.
You fucking dolt.

>people unironically @'ing ninendo on twitter about how they could play ToTK before street date on their hacked systems and there's nothing they can do about it

Eric is going to go ballistic on launch day

Except it won't work with the NSW2
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

you do, thanks to apple and John deere you own your device

Mario Kart threads
Deltarune threads
Eric seething threads
Its going to be something thats for sure

GOOD

Nothing is unhackable.

the xbox one and series seem to be

All this overly anti-pirate shit Nintendo is going to fuck over legal customers if something glitches the fuck out. Like back in the day with the NES and the blinking red light.

Ayo Musk how come nintendo got my phone?

Lol pirate's going to get dox'd lmao.

NYOOO!!!

Yesterday there were people saying that there's already an emulator booting into the system.
Now you realize they were lying, what causes this? Is Nintendo derangement syndrome that powerful?

Pretty sure that's more due to lack of interest.

Install SteamOS.

Problem, officer?

Nintendo never cared too much about piracy

They gimped N64 and GameCube game storage because of piracy. The NES has a lockout chip that makes games even less likely to load on frontloader systems nowadays. And don't forget what happened to that Gary Bowser guy, who is now millions of dollars in debt for the rest of his life thanks to selling video game piracy tools.

I wish this was fake

Wish granted LOL

thats the most common cope yes

Are you seriously telling me that Nintendo is the only worthwhile company to emulate and pirate? It's strange that PC trannies always say their games are for children and not worth pirating

What was the fix?

Because nobody cares. Same reason Xbox emulation is dog shit compared to Nintendo emulation.

The lockout chip was barely an issue with the NES. It's blownout because people aren't smart enough to keep their games and system clean. Yes it's much more finicky than it should be, but it's not that hard.

Its funny, the moment the next pokemon game or animal crossing game looks decent they will cry non stop about it

can we please just shut down Anon Babble for launch day?

Blowing on it.

who cares lol their games suck ass
second i can hack my oled im going to
i got it for christmas and outside of cybersleuth on a handheld its shit

Which means the Switch is a "you will own nothing" console, even with its physical releases. ;^)

It's not fair if I have to pay for something that someone else gets for free

then just get it for free yourself

Okay, and then if everyone does that no more of the product gets made.

With retards like you supporting consoles with game keycards & inevitable store shutdowns you'll only have yourself to blame in the digital only future. Nice own retard

Are you seriously telling me that Nintendo is the only worthwhile company to emulate and pirate

I mean yeah? Their exclusives are unironically a good time and only held back by their hardware (not counting Pokemon because fuck Gamefreak) but PCfags refuse to admit it.

You don't own your car because only one key works to start it

Nigga you braindead

´

You weren't gonna buy anyway.

try to start car

say the N word near it

car refuses to start because you violated the TOS about racism or something

Yes, you don't own it.

held back by their hardware

That's why they're great games. You, moron, are too stupid to realize the connection between hardware limitations and creative freedom. The PC had endless power, 8K graphics, and so on, yet not a single worthwhile game. The driver, not the car, makes the difference

Man, the amount of mentally ill shit that goes on here, especially when it comes to not liking Nintendo, is absurd.

I believe you since claiming the console has been hacked before the street date arrives would be a mega retard move.

Eh feels like a dual edge sword really. Take XCXDE for example. I'm having a good time playing it on the Switch but it'll likely run better on the Switch 2 which will lead to even more enjoyment. Keep in mind I've learned to cope with 30fps games but sometimes reaching those higher highs would be ideal depending on the game.

fake news

horrible english

its time to shit in ze street

People keep saying that Nintendo's exclusives are amazing, but I just don't see it.

This post implies more or less no repairability. If Ninty wishes, they sure as hell can just replace whole thing any time anyone sends them a console for repairs on a warranty, but I think they don't want to blow that much money on producing replacement parts.

XB3 isn't amazing in the slightest and one of the weakest entries.

buying isn't owning

therefore

piracy isn't stealing

You just don't get it. The whole point is that there are three different consoles, and yet somehow the weakest one is where all the talent is. People's preferences don't lie with photorealistic graphics; rather, they are drawn to innovation, a distinct art style, uniqueness, and gameplay that is enjoyable. Yes, hardware is important, but it's never the number one priority. NEVER

I mean, it perfectly represents the series as a whole. I tried to like the series, but there's just too many downsides. The excessive tranime cliches shoved into the story definitely don't help.

Don't reply to him. He's deranged.

thread reeks of GPT

The second point makes it unbelievable lol. If anything they want you to buy a completely new console.

You just don't get it. The whole point is that there are three different consoles, and yet somehow the weakest one is where all the talent is.

You don't actually believe that, you liar. Didn't you just say that "there's no good games on PC" despite it being the birthplace of many indie games?

:)

Heh heh, that'd be great.

Take your medication. All of these games are just copies of SNES games. It's pointless to argue with PC trannies

Someday it will be possible to play Switch 2 games for free. I can wait however long it takes, there are infinite games to play

"I think Lanz wants something a bit meatier, eh noah?"

shut the fuck up boco

Hackers love a good challenge

I play my tiny violin for you, pirate.

Ironic that those "copies" are infinitely better than the originals, and whatever slop AAA companies are putting out.

pokemon autism will singlehandedly find a way to break this thing, because vgc players are too lazy to breed shit and they need to hack teams

birthplace of many indie games

Just copy Mega Man X a thousand times, bro

If people genuinely care about game preservation, then this doesn't bother them because the Switch 2 will eventually be hacked and emulated; it's just going to be towards the end of the Switch 2's lifespan rather than early on like the Switch. The only people pissing and shitting themselves are the ones that want free shit NOW so they can brag about it to Nintendo on social media.

Good for you. Enjoy your woke slop

fans making games in their basement literally surpass AAA slop for free

OH NO NO NO NO

Emutrannies have even less self-awareness than the average Anon Babblefag. It's astounding.

i support any kind of effort to gatekeep poorfags and brownoinds. These "people" should be playing with stones and branches instead

they'll figure out something soon

DEMAKE

The latest RE4 must have been a major source of inspiration for him

711199138

piracy never was stealing, it's a violation of copyright law

B A S E D
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All it takes is one bad firmware update or a shitty internet connection or a bad game patch to fuck up the console.

unironically this

just steal a console and the games (free aswell)

Why do reddit "hackers" hate Nintendo so much? They don't even seem to enjoy what they do anymore, they seem to simply leak things and make derivative "content" out of malice. Every other company does shit against these things, typically more aggressively. Yet they only fixate on Nintendo. You'd never see some smug le ebic PlayStation emulator reference. You don't really ever see these guys shitting on Microsoft for horrible practices. They singlehandedly focus on Nintendo doing stuff that is very well within their legal right and not even morally wrong. Was there some big event that made these people hate Nintendo in spite?

>once it bricks you receive a call from Nintendo

Unhook it from the internet first. Solved.

onry goontrendo approved peripherals or ur child tablet 2 is BRICK

imagine being a nintendo apologist

victim blaming

"Oh, us poor opressed poor negroid goy cattle journalists, this inconvinience is enough for us to wish death and racial genocide on Japan! Oh yes a third bomb it is! That will teach them to not be so backwarda and embrace the western ideas of woke and DEI!"

Thats literally what happened with Kotaku, imagine wishing death on an entire country just because you get caught shilling for game piracy pre launch?

I think most rational people would feel disgust anytime someone dicksucks a corporation.

based, video games are not worth any money whatsoever

That sounds really troubling for non-pirates too, honestly. If it's that fucking sensitive to changes, there's bound to be legitimate malfunctions and shit down the line that trigger the same result.
I bet a year or two in to mass adoption, we're going to see a lot of bricked systems from normal use.

You're only saying this because you believe in a random post from gbatemp with no proof to backup anything that user said.

Only brown people and third-world countries hate Nintendo. The reason they hate Nintendo is very simple: Nintendo avoids selling its products in these countries and if they do, it's only digital

You shill for those goy cattle journalists anytime they say something nice about a Nintendo game, you filthy hypocrite.

HOLY BASED. Pirates and PC vegans BTFO. I will be even more glad to pay Nintendo after this.

I don't even care about this supposed leak, and there's a good chance it's fake. I take issue with all the other stuff that we know is real, like 80 dollar games and Nintendo's shitty online, the VC never returning, the games continuing to be lazy slop.

It isn't doing so to state things as they are. A company has legal right to defend its property. Even if it sucks for some people, it is completely legal. It is strange how these people immediately launch into expletives instead of rationally explaining their stance. It reminds me of the people who spam about Israel on Anon Babble.

they see it as some class concious anti oppression virtue signaling, its literally just because some semi popular youtubers told them nintendo was hitler for doing relatively minor anti consumer shit all the while the rest of the industry goes into mtx gaas hell.

I look forward to hearing about how a software bug or a minor hardware flaw mass bricks Switch 2 systems once they get in the hands of consumers
Anyone here still remember how the original Switch had major issues with third party docks and chargers due not fully conforming to USB-C standards?

Nintendo wins again. Steamies in shambles.

I think most rational people would feel disgust anytime someone dicksucks a corporation.

every day dozens of shill threads for overrated woke slop like Red Dead Redemption 2, Baldur's Gate 3 and Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

I guess sucking dick is okay when the companies are Western

anon journos are known to HATE nintendo, why do you think they seethed hard when they made directs and now their own app for news? They want to abandon journofag leeches, which is also why no one is getting review copies this time around.

Companies don't deserve rights. That's just corporate dicksucking. they already have too many rights as is.

Gravity Circuit > any X game

Oh they mad.

weakest hardware, usually one generation behind

exclusive games that never ever get ported

games have universal appeal and tons of fans

games either look or run terrible on native hardware with zero customization options

It's not as much as Nintendo being the only company worthwhile to pirate and emulate but that it's both a low hanging fruit and you get the best bang for buck. Emulating Nintendo games is a transformative experience, other consoles not so much.

That’s ok. Since my access to what I bought is limited, their access to my money is limited in return.

Spoken like a manchild who has no idea how business works.

anon journos are known to HATE nintendo

Not only do you know this isn't true, but I have proof of you spamming it in multiple threads.

i don't care i was going to buy from grocerie store am gonna eat the fuck out of it fuck farmers

After seeing what the internet has become since 3rd world shitholes have gotten access to it: I agree.

Be pissed at Nintendo locking shit down stupidly and refusing to release multiplat support, rather than emulators that give you the ability to get more out of the games.

There's tons of Switch, 3DS, and WiiU emulators that Nintendo never touched. It was only because the Yuzu fags paywalled the latest build of their emulator and *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge* told people it could run Tears of the Kingdom before street release date that Nintendo set crosshairs on them and basically killed the emulation scene. The entire point of piracy is free access, but when you're trying to profit off of it like a corpo you honestly deserve whatever that's coming to you.

Yeah, Nintendo never touched Ryujin because they never paywalled anything and....

oh wait

kotaku hosted an article on how to emulate switch games

so by your logic, journos are paid of for giving Pizza tower and Terraria good scores aswell?

gets a little too hot in the summer

magically bricks your 500 dolla-

oh wait this is about the switch 2 not the launch PS5 haha

These are some real mental gymnastics to justify, "I'm enlightened to free stuff."

didnt ryujinx also have a patreon?

Nintendo is the biggest giant in the gaming scene so it's very popular to hate on them for clicks. Once the youtubers and shills started their hate campaign all the drones followed. It's like the perpetual culture wars that Hassan and Asmontard perpetuate. I doubt they give a rats ass about it, but it turned them into multi-millionares so all of their content is spent hating the "other side" and all their drones follow suit.

I know that Yuzu devs were pointing people to the TotK rom and advertising their emulator as being able to play it. It was one of the things that led to a Nintendo slamdunk on the case. Did Ryujinx devs do the same? Because I don't recall them advertising it being able to play TotK or anything.

I normally hide nintendo threads due to how nintendo fans are straight up retarded braindead cattles and majority of those are amerifatts retards getting ripped off on childhood nostalgia but I think I'll laugh at you this once since you like to shit up whole board when another mediocre smash game gets released

Imagine, fucking imagine if your microwave stopped working and then you get sued because you used replacement plate inside. TV if you bought yourself a custom pilot and many others. When fucking apple tried their fuckery with chargers literal whole european union grabbed them by the balls and forced to use same thing as everyone else or they gonna get banned and sued to hell

but nintendo and games? nah, whatever, your hardware instantly go defunct the moment you do something producer dislikes. You buy a fucking rehashed, overpriced like hell games that are FUCKIGN SAME EVERY ITERATION AND PRETEND THATS ANOTHER COMING OF A CHRIST. They're medicore at best, yet you pay double the price pc and console cucks would. Let's not even start on modding scene and old ROMs

Imagine being such a cucked fuckers that everytime when shitendo does a trick on consumers(because they don't even consider you as players anymore), you retards jum to each other throats thinkign that company is angry about games being played on emu 3 weeks before release. No, they're angry that their shit was exposed 3 weeks before release so % of retards got saved from buying another, overpriced shitty game before paid marketers known as journalist told you how awesome vol.99 mario cart is

Shitendo doesn't do that because of pirates or whatever boogeyman. Each year shows they're growing high as fuck. They're doing and pushing this shit because YOU ARE A FUCKING BRAIDNEAD CATTLES SO THEY CAN. They know you will pay up for everything and go harder and harder each iteration. Why not? you gonna pay up anyway. Imagine laughing at star citizen, whe you have nintendotards. SO stfu and pay up PAYPIG

tl;dr: I'm entitled and want free stuff

And this nullifies the dicksucking how?

so by your logic, journos are paid off

Yes.

b-but

Stop implying that the game in question makes a difference. You shouldn't be listening to game journalist rats in the first place. If you like any video game because some game journo told you to, then shame on you. Do the world a favor and stop being an oxygen thief.

insane how half the people here consider them "thinkers" and "pattern noticers" but you dont even have to try to get them to believe anything

It isn't just like the culture wars, it is one. Culture wars have simply been fractured for a while now. So you get multiple fronts opening every week and people of any persuasion may join one side or the other. It is like when a more organized conflict breaks down into every man for himself anarchy.

reddit spacing

aaaand thrown into the trash

why? 429 posts, you dont need to

Jesus, the victim mentality in nintencultism is something else.
You want to know why you're hated? Nobody eats as much shit willingly as nintenfaggots and shit spreads out from them, like 80 dollars games.

It's called formatting and it was here before plebbit even existed NEWFAGGOT

imagine

That's all you can do because this is an imaginary problem morons have invented

Doug I never had a "but" in my post, thanks for exposing your schizoid behaviour for everyone to watch once again though.

80 dollar games are a result of goycattle buying deluxe and ultimate editions of games

So you're disagreeing with me that game journos should never be listened to? Thanks for exposing yourself as a shill.

same
poorfags need to fuck off from my hobby

shitsole fails

can't even replace anything because it bricks itself just by using a multimeter on it

lmao I hope they do this, it would be so fucking funny

saaaaAAARS do the needful buy PS5 not Switch 2 it blow your house up sars

80-100 bucks for standard games have been the normal for most parts of the world since 2020 though? Like Spider-man 2 is the equivalent of 96 USD in Scandinavia yet no massive nigger riot happened?

device bricks when minute changes in voltage are detected

this thing is going to have so many failures its not even funny
it isn't even released yet but I already feel bad for the retards buying it

kermit wall of text

People still do these?

this
only browns pirate

continued schizoid ramblings and putting words in someones mouth

not doing yourself any favours Doug Harris

That's because there's only white people in Scandinavia

oh wait

are you retarded ? the clinical one i mean
journos are being paid to play game, but when shit game no one would ever play (and dare i say pay) get a 10/10 you know someone got a new car and is happy about it and there is no question about it.

i think game journos shouldn't be listened to

HOW DARE YOU, YOU FUCKING SCHIZOID!

just needs an exploit

It's like line 3 of the thread, sweetie.
Try being less of zoom-zoom and more of a single digit IQ-r and you'll be ok

erm acktually it's expensive in a specific region so it should be everywhere

that's the shit eating i'm talking about

>buying isn't owning

therefore

>piracy isn't stealing

Yes, when I pay $60 for a game I am entitled for my game not to run at 23fps 360p. It would be so much simpler if Nintendo just released their games on Steam, but alas emulation is the only way to play their games in good conditions. Legend Arceus is night and day, the game is borderline unplayable on the actual Switch for example, that's unacceptable, N64 ran games better than that.

Yes, I need to imagine something happening like that because none else, maybe consolefaggot can experience such cuckery
a company that DOUBLED their stock value since 2020 cries to you that they put a literal cage on your cock because they're close to bankcrupcy due to mmmuh emulation and piracy
and you fucks fight each other over this instead of calling them out. pc and other console games need 4 more time to develop, 3x more costs and a single mistake to get nuked. Several other companies got nuked for DRM and smaller shit than shitendo is pulling kek
Even dog would bite back his owner after getting slammed so hard for so long so don't even try to pretend you get offended you fucking drones, you like it that way

Jesus, the victim mentality in nintencultism is something else.

Dude the only people with a victim mentality in these threads are the poorfags crying that they won't get free shit day 1.

talk to any European, Canadian, Australian, New Zealander, Japanese etc and they will all say that 80-100 buckaroos equivalent has been a standard for a LOOOOONG while, its only now that Americans gets a taste of it.

Sounds like you've made up a fictional scenario in your head as an excuse for why you're mad about the switch 2 being unhackable

So guess what will happen, consoles will start having all sorts of weird issues from overdoing the anti piracy shit and who's the only group that will suffer? That's right the people who actually paid for your hardware.
Anti piracy solutions always hurt the paying customers the most, always.

Then maybe jewtendo shouldn't have made a shitty tablet with specs from the 2000s

Are Segafags still mad about Nintendo?

This.

yeach we really gonna die from not playing another mario smash cart for 80$
you'r entering the jar of shit dilema, no matter how big the price tag is to filter people, it's still jar of shit. Try eating actual food for a change to see a diffirence

Even buying physical doesn't give you ownership, since Nintendo throws a hissy fit if you mod the game. If they found out that I enjoy Paper Mario and Super Mario World with romhacks and randomizers, they'd Yakuza me into an early grave, even though I literally still have the cartridges I bought 30 years ago. They don't care.

I've had the liberty to buy full priced games for a while now, but it NEVER feels right. I always just wait for a decent price drop. I don't know how motherfuckers do it.

Nobody knows how tight the system's security would be. Everyone is just throwing shit at the walls hoping they're correct. You guys need to stop letting your imagination run wild because it's clouding your vision.

They said during the last earning call they're prepared to move manufacturing to the US if needed but already have plenty of stock within the country.
It's Sony, they make everything

You guys promised me there would be a switch 2 emulator within a few weeks

These places make a lot less money on average then Americans too. We simply get cheap prices because we are known for doing crazy shit if menial things upset us. They are only raising them now because they see enough of a justification to get away with it. It isn't even that absurd either. These used to be the prices for games in the past when money was worth more.

And it's gonna get even more expensive. Are you fucking retarded or just choosing to deflect in the stupidest way possible?

My guess is this will not affect literally anyone outside of insane circumstances like dropping your switch onto an electric fence or some shit and people already crying about security measures meant to prevent hacking are doing so because they wanted a modded switch 2

>games either look or run terrible on native hardware with zero customization options

Just admit that you want to pirate free stuff. Your excuses are pathetic. All the latest PC games run like trash. Whose fault is it? Having the best hardware in the world won't change anything if your game is slop

all these totally organic and human posts not even questioning whether this is real or not and jumping on the smear campaign

This board is going to be unusable on release date at this rate.

Blame that deranged snoy that's been spamming anti-Nintendo threads and posts here for years.

Gaming should be a White person's hobby, with our honorary Aryan friends the Japanese invited as well. The lessers all have gachaslop on their phones anyway.

implying the board is typically usable

I'm wella ware of that, im just laughing at nintendoretards because let's say, if someone posted this 10 years ago, people would ignore it and call it schizoposts
2025, and we're looking at it as something that's really, really possible, like what the fuck
and then we have "people" defending this imaginary scenario

I am glad emulatorfags dropped the whole pretension of emulation being a tool for game preservation.
Making older console games accessible? Good.
Emulating a currently available in stores console is just theft, it's immoral and there's no excuse for it.

b-but I am poor!

There's like a billion games you could be playing instead, including pirating ones from old consoles. You have no right to access the latest bing-bing wahoo, you're just being an entitled asshole that wants shit for free like a nigger.

We should conquer all of South America, enslave them, and make them do all of the work and labor while we sit back and play videogames we can easily afford off their backs.

Yes, when I pay $60 for a game I am entitled for my game not to run at 23fps 360p

PC trannies are truly braindead. All these mental gymnastics just to justify piracy

sucking off a company as a customer

the fuck is wrong with you

it's not about the company, it's about principles, decency and not being a nigger. All things you wouldn't understand.

Making older console games accessible? Good.

But you hate emulating older consoles too. You've called people trannies just for emulating NES games. Why do you have to lie so much? Just like when you lied about caring about gameplay over realism and graphical fidelity, but when someone says they like an indie game like Hollow Knight or Pizza tower, you call them a slop loving tranny.

I really hate console warriors so much right now.

Indeed, Steam trannies are insane

BOYCOT NINTENDO!

FIGHT FOR PALWORLD!

I wish I could sell my body to a company I like. Their logos are super pretty.

Doug didnt you call Super Mario World "cinematic movie game slop" for having transition animations from overworld to the levels?

All things you wouldn't understand.

you say this while you surround yourself with them.
almost like you're deflecting...

Game stops being profitable*

Removed from all storefronts

No way to play it

*Makes $99,999,999 every second instead of $100,000,000

I did and said none of these things schizo, stop arguing against the voices in your head.

the only thing those programs prove is that the person using it is 100% a troglodyte

Palworld gets old the moment you realize you can't strip the human female characters.

Nintendo stands directly against poor people and niggers with these measures. I stand against poor people and niggers on principle. Understand?

if you give a nigger 1mlbn dollars and golden clothes
he still gonna be a dumb gangsta nigger and get shoot randomly in detroit
and nintendoretards are exaclty like this
you're defending company that profits more and more each year while lowering quality even harder each year since you'll pay up anyway, so what's the point of increasing costs? dumb monkey nigger with money still gnna buy the jar of shit

and the same people laugh at bathwater

Dolphin could run games on release too and nobody cared.

Wtf are you talking about? Retarded bot.

even scanning the chip bricks the console by detecting weird voltage

So unsolder the chip and then put it back when you're done.

once it bricks you receive a call from Nintendo forcing you to pay a fee otherwise it goes to small claims court

Yeah I'm sure, the console phones home through the aether realm and tracks your position by your soul coordinates.

buying isn't owning, piracy isn't stealing

once it bricks you receive a call from Nintendo

OP, please learn to read anc check what you're citing.

lol this is such bullshit anyone with the smallest knowledge of electronics can tell you this is a bold faced lie.

Depends, does it ruin a game if you take out the story and animations? Are you that attached to them that the gameplay stops being fun in the absence of muh transition animations?

I personally love Mario World, but I guess the "fans" only care about the story and graphics. Sad!

spoken like a true brown.
stay poo'd

You are brain-dead and so far gone from reality. Nintendo is the only company that produces high-quality games
youtube.com/watch?v=M1DcD8e55YY

stanning for the Bungie of Japan

ywnbawoman hands typed this post

I'm pretty sure these "hackers" are just discord transgenders that read tutorials their friends make and talk like they know all there is. They don't know how to do shit beyond a few preset methods.

That's because you don't play other games. You're a console warrior who hates anything not exclusive to his system.

Sure, but you're not entitled to free content just because you don't agree with the rules.

projecting this much

You're literally incapable of writing anything coherent, pajeet.

it's not about the company, it's about principles, decency and not being a n-slur. All things you wouldn't understand.

Too bad over 90% over anons here are either borderline retarded or what said

Not only am I a real MAN (contrary to you), but I am a literal CHAD, stay seething you dysgenic freak.

weird voltage

So it's going to brick when you switch it on/off or plug/unplug it from the power outlet?

It's really more about having options than piracy, it's why people with powerful PCs wait for PC ports too. The only way to play Metroid Dread at 4k was to emulate it. The only way to play TotK at 60fps was to emulate it, the Link's Awakening remake suffers from very poor framepacing, the only way to fix it is to emulate it. The Xenoblade games use very agressive dynamic resolution settings with terrible TAA making for disgusting image quality on modern displays, the only way to fix that is to emulate. And that's not even getting into mods and enhancements that let you play as Linkle, tweak difficulty or add QoL features.

high quality games

list 5, or I'll make it easy - 3 in past 5 years
reminder, i played both PC and PS/Xbox exclusives and other shitton of games since im not a dadgamer with 2h per week playtime and I'll check how your high quality games hold out. Hardmode - you can use zelda once
do it yourself, and not with a yt video liek some retarded zoomer

calls others NPCs

doesn't even have the courage to type nigger on his keyboard

Oh the ironing. You're pathetic.

Anyone else think the new Mario Kart looks really beautiful and like it will be super fun?

I play far more games than you and enjoy high-quality games, while you nourish on western tranny slop

you are brown
downtown brown

Nintendo is literally the only company that produces good games

but I totally bought all these other games that I hate, that means I'm not biased!

keeps projecting

embarassing display of low turd worlder IQ

Rollslop

that's not a quality game, you are right about bear gay 3 tho

Scratch that, you type like you seethed and went to cry against an AI to get your dumb ''no u'' reply from. I literally makes no sense to parry with trannyism when you're accused of being a tranny in the first place. Dumb nigger.

Based. Nice to see a rational human post in this sea of garbage. Tendies would rather die then not compulsively consume and defend nintendo slop. Anyone who defends nintendo is unironically an LLM, a paid shill, shitposter, or legitimate retard.

Nintendo is literally the only company that produces good games

Yes

smelly brown
that's you lmao

Where are all of the ecchi and moe games? Real men play those and not stuff about muscular men.

I like these retard bait threads because they contain the retards.

Nigger you can't even write in proper English, go take some ESL classes and then get back to me, and stop shitting in the street while you're at it

So you lied. Good to know.

I have no idea what you're trying to say

piratefags

victim blaming

lmao
show hands, jamal

U DUN GET IT NIGGA !!

I DESERVE FREE SHIT YO

get fucked

Last night before sleeping, I randomly felt compelled to slam my head into my pillow repeatedly.

Nope, Nintendo is the only company that produces high-quality games and you love eat woke tranny slop

Not my fault you're a literal retard who can't read basic shit. Consider following your own advice

Disingenuous bullshit.
The dude got in trouble with Nintendo because he was a tester and he had to return the bricked console to him, so they understood what had happened.

Real men like looking at little girls' panties, not muscles on other men.

Nah, you seem to have a hate against western devs, while you'll also shit on japanese games because they're not Nintendo exclusive. For example, Armored Core 6 completely shat on TOTK as the best game of the year in 2023.

To be honest, I'm hoping it comes to the Switch 2, so Nintendo fans will stop hating on it. They can be quite petty towards games that aren't on their console.

Armored Core 6 completely shat on TOTK as the best game of the year in 2023

Take your meds, tranny lol

Imagine the walk of shame lol
Imagine all these attempted leakers having to show up in person lol

I'm hoping it comes to the Switch 2

You sure? Your Peppino posting went down dramatically once Pizza Tower got a Switch port.

still waiting for those 5 high quality games, faggot
and before you drop some old legendary titles, only games released past 2020 or let'ssay, 2018

What makes you think I don't own this game? What's your logic behind all this shitposting? And no, it's not better than TotK. I own every single FromSoftware game on the PS4 and PS5

I'll understand your ramblings when you stop writing brown nonsense

game about crossdressing elf who gets pegged by gerudo because he's too scared to hurt NPCs

versus

badass robots that shoot eachother to death

hmm, which one should I pick?

Wrong. I still love Pizza Tower. I just flush my reaction images occasionally, so they don't get stale, though desu I always love finding more.

What makes you think I don't own this game?

it's not better than TotK.

All the proof I need.

NEW THREAD WITH NEW INFORMATION
NEW THREAD WITH NEW INFORMATION

piano intro

suddenly melodic drums

electric guitar joins in

spotlight turns on, lead singer at the mic

all instruments stop

you are brown

fireworks display

PC trannies need to take their fucking meds
TotK>AC6

accuses AC6 of being western slop, when Fromsoft is a japanese company

Nigga you braindead

Pretty much.
It's exactly like that one site with a huge library of pirated scientific books.
Everyone in my college knew about it and used it, including the teachers, but no one would openly admit it or condone piracy because of common sense.
Years later, the website became viral on Tiktok because some eceleb told all his zoomer viewers to use it. Oh surprise, the website was taken down a couple of days later.

Gatekeeping is good. Websites like Sadpanda would have died already if they didn't do the minimum to keep the retards away.
Dolphin emulated Wii games day one and it is still thriving today because none of these zoomer retards virtue signaling on Twitter how much they are "owning" the tendies had been born yet.

mario64 is available native on pc and linux
same with legend of zelda oot

paid for what?
you mean g-ACK

see

you love eat woke tranny slop

you nourish on western tranny slop

You dug your own grave. Now your fake screencaps mean nothing.

Take your meds already tranny
Nobody cares about your woke western tranny games

I don't like woke western tranny games either, which is why I dislike TOTK.

please remind me FromSoftware is a company originated from?
still waiting for 5 high quality shitendo games btw

you didn't even play AC6 lol

Meds
Tranny
Take
Em

Says who?

so, no high quality games
thank you, it wasn't that hard after all

(you) for posting youtube clips every time you got called out about it, of course.

Because the guys who supposedly did play it were making up blatant lies about it. Tell me again how the Strider mission is one giant cutscene and how you can't die in it.

he's a dumb nigger who can't think 1 day ahead

making up a strawman so you can cope about your shitty opinion

take your meds tranny