In the shade of olive trees, they said Italy could never be conquered. In the land of pharaohs and kings, they said Egypt could never be humbled. In the realm of forest and snow, they said Russia could never be tamed. Now they say nothing, they fear me, like a force of nature, a dealer in thunder and death. I say I am Napoleon. I am emperor!
My enemies are many. My equals are none
Vive la france
Best TW game
Empire 2 when?
Going to Les Invalides to see his tomb in... october.
Best TW game
That's Shogun 2
You lost, though?
in the land of smelly cheese and rapists they say France can’t be conquered
dies on some island
loses
yeah and it only took 7 nation army
I-I
AMMA
NAPOOOPAN!
If you're going to piss multiple countries off, you better have the power to back it up. The result is all that matters.
Shieeeeeet
NapoopaN thread on Anon Babble ?
indeed
If he slapped the shit out of his wife for doing that I would have more respect for him
I dont understand why this mass murderer is hailed as a hero
age 0: piss poor corsican lowlife
age 18: lowly artillery officer
age 24: brigadier general
age 28: consul of France
age 32: emperor of western europe
because
metric system is pretty neat
He had, by far, the most impressive biograpghy of all mankind. He brought his nation from a brink of destruction to a continent-wide empire with nothing but his genius alone. He was incredibly remarkable human being by all measures and even if you hate him you have to admit it.
wtf are you talking about retard? he infamously got blown the fuck out trying to conquer russsi, and russia was like a century behind at that point too, so its even worse a loss.
Never realized before how young Napoleon actually was in his peak. Maybe because all the actors are too old in films
I dont get what's the problem here?
He won.
how did he do it bros
Napoleonic Code did more good for humanity than you ever will you moral grandstanding faggot
brought his nation from a brink of destruction to a continent-wide empire
why does this keep happening on the european continent
giwtwm
They activated his trap card.
invades Russia
loses his army of irreplaceable veterans
raises a new army
it's never quite the same again and his track record of wins starts going to shit
I am currently reading Napoleon's biography penned by Albert Manfred. The guy was an absolute phenom. He micromanged an empire to the smallest detail, he remembered everything and everyone, he could converse with kings and great authors of his time then take s troll around his camp and remember every private by name and ask questions about his deeds like they were best buds. It's endlessly amusing to read about his detractors getting their faces rubbed in Napoleon's success. FUCK talleyrand btw
I would his sister
It doesn't matter how much of a tyrant you are if you can feed your subjects' delusions of grandeur. Just look at how modern russians worship Stalin.
But enough about Adolf Hitler...
The Italian campaign was his only true miracle. The rest were failures or equal trades.
One word: Russians.
all the monarchies of Europe nearly lose to a single self-made man.
There was much luck involved in Marengo but Austerlitz...Austerlitz is perhaps the greatest strategic victory of all time.
What did he mean by this?
He invaded Russia with a bigger army than the Russians had.
In hindsight, Napoleon would have won if he minded his borders of his empire. The UK would be a constant thorn on his side but they could be managed. Russia was never going to attack him anyway, so just treat them like a non-threat. It's crazy that history repeated itself almost exactly the same with Hitler.
Glorious smell of dead fish in the morning
Empire was too ambitious for CA so they'll never try that again and instead keep pumping out slop like Pharaoh and Warhammer DLCs
They're effectively done trying to make good TWs
gets to live the rest of his life on a tropical island reminiscing about cucking the whole world
Did he really?
he's literally me...
He liged the rest of his life under armed guard, constantly moaning that his medical ailments were not being treated, that the weather was miserable, and that he was being referred to as "General" and not "Emperor".
bald manlet incel
1. TEMUJIN
2. CYRUS
3. NAPOLEON
POWER GAP
4. TAMERLANE
5. CAESAR
6. AUGUSTUS
7. TRAJAN
POWER GAP
8. ATTILA
9.CHARLEMAGNE
10. ALEXANDER
ah yes, the recipe for a world conqueror
Napoleon would mog everyone else.
"French emperors only want one thing and it's DISGUSTING"
More like reminiscing about being literally cuckolded by multiple women.
Anon... that's a man...
My enemies are many. My equals are none
Such a badass quote shame he neaver actually said it
Napoleon TW might my favorite totla war but it pisses me of so much at how muich better it could be
Theres the standard nonsense like Diplomacy being worthless and the AI is kinda tarded but the map is also way to small to convey the scale of Napoleons conquest
You can zorg rush Russia in a few turns and be done with the whole game really fast if you know what youre doing
Also armys are to small
I really wish they did a Napoleon 2 or so one day
Actuall really diplomcy and trade wars larger armies bigger maps
It honsestly doesnt take much to make this game perfect imo
Reminder that Napoleon was ITALIAN
even better
bros is 25 to late to Napoleon max?
Im thinking of joining the Army and becoming Emperor of Europe
Im also a piss poor none but im also a certifed electrician
I mean Hitler started out much later than me and he became the new Napoleon sort off so i could still do it
Wake up, son.
Hitler joined the war at 25, so I have no idea on what you're about. Mussolini only properly started his political life at 26 (but he had some connections and some notoriety prior to that). Stalin was 31 when he got his act together (I think, I don't know much about his life).
In the end life is what you make of it. Sure certain things can be harder, but it's all about being smart I guess.
In the shade of olive trees, they said Italy could never be conquered
Literally noone has ever said that ever.
Hitler was homelles but i get what youre saying
Im going to join the military and do my best
If im totally honest right now i think we are living in interesting times righr now and were due for another Napolen or Caesar
Like all of the stuff we see today mass inflation,mass degeneracy,young man being poor broke and hopelles absurd levels of gang violence especially bad in Britain and Europe happens all the time
The romans had mass inflation and many farmers lost their land to wealthy elites and left their land for the big citys where they ended in poverty and then Caesar saw whats going and decicded to become dictator
The french Revolotion started out because the peasants had enough of being drained by their parasitic noble class and then Napoleon saw the chaos of the Revolution and decided to seize power
Weimar Germany was a shitshow and then Hitler came along and changed it all
I genuinly belive that in the next few years we will see another Napoleon or caesar and i cant help but get excited
I dont think i will be that man but atleast i want to stand by his side and see what might happen
I don't know about joining the military, especially with the current situation in Ukraine.
The blackpilling part that's missing from your post is that all revolutions were banked by a different group of elites. There's never been a revolution of "the people".
I was butthurt that you were only allowed to play the big coalitions and modding new ones was a huge chore
The WW1 mod was a blessing because my main attraction was playing "reasonably" (translation: no excessive blobbing) and with artillery against an AI who doesn't just walk into shells like in Empaya
That said, Napoopan was fun to play as Russia and "helping" England get Napoopan'd by taking all their trade points kek
every napopan story ignores the little red man of destiny
That shit would be such kinoe, literally Eternal Darkness tier story telling IRL
The blackpilling part that's missing from your post is that all revolutions were banked by a different group of elites
yeah i get what youre saying and im sure that 99% it will totally backfire and im ending up as unamed cannofoder but im also cant just stand by and do nothing
In 20 years or so there will be anew great man in Europe who will shape history for the next hundred years or so and i cant just stand around and do nothing like while this happens
trick everyone into thinking your army is weak as shit
beat them so hard the HRE nukes itself
Do Germans still seethe about Napoleon?
Well I'm not saying there won't be one, just that there's a need for an Elite to back the "movement". I'd say there's been a shift, with people such as Trump, Tucker, Elon... they're far from "good", but if such mainstream elites are adopting certain uncomforting ideals, I must wonder what the non-mainstream ones are thinking.
To end on a "whitepill", we're much closer to a Great Man rising than we were even 10 years ago. Boomers will start to die out.
It's worth noting that the only army that actually mattered was Britain's. Every single time Napoleon tried to fight the lion, he got stomped into the dirt. Egypt, Portugal, Spain, Russia, across the European continent, an "empire" that was landlocked by the greatest naval power ever known. Not to mention that autistic, anal British soldier that was in charge of Napoleon's final days, seeing to it that Napoleon died in misery. Napoleon did an amazing job modernizing armies and governments, which everyone else immediately took and came back to destroy him with, assisted by the Perfidious Albion.
He was fr*nch after all
had no equal
lol
probably never, and honestly with how CA handles totwal war I doubt we would want an empire two
mfw there will never be Total War Victoria now that CA is down the drain
At least we have Napoleon for line battles and Attila for everything else.
He had, by far, the most impressive biograpghy of all mankind. He brought his nation from a brink of destruction to a continent-wide empire with nothing but his genius alone. He was incredibly remarkable human being by all measures and even if you hate him you have to admit it.
Britcucks
lmao
the only one who broke Napoleon's 10 year victory spree, were Czechs in the Austrian Empire Army.
He didn't look like Jose Mourinho.
What did he mean by this?
Unironically fake news
This quote didnt become popular until very recently the 80s to mock him
The first time it apearead in it also wasnt in french but english with no original given so its the englisgh still being butthurt almost 200 years later and trying to ruin his legacy with cheap propaganda
Mourinho is his reincarnation
Every single time Napoleon tried to fight the lion, he got stomped into the dirt.
Fake news.
Every time good ol' Boney did that, they ran away like bitches or needed their allies to save their asses.
I realized that it's difficult to learn about french history as an american because most of the english language resources available were written by the br*tish or are based on br*tish sources which are completely biased and written to make their backstabbing and treachery look good.
Why does everyone say it was Russia that doomed Napoleon
Spain was a much bigger shitshow cause it was right in his backdoor and bloody as hell
Britain and the US should have an "*" next to their names in military history
Its so easy to beat anyone when you have the oceans surrounding you and preventing anyone touching you.
This is just as much as pop history as Russia.
Here are Nappy's top 5 worst enemies:
1) His ego
2) His genius
3) Rothschilds
4) Talleyrand
5) Fouche
Guess who proposed to Napoleon that he should invade Spain and directly confront them about their treachery?
his method of approaching and chatting with girls as a young lad was to ask several quick question one after another, such as if she was a virgin, who took her virginity, how well the guy performed in bed, etc.
while on Egypt, he learned that Josephine was cucking him. Decided then to cuck one of his officials
also while there, he took a Mamluk as his personal bodyguard and considered becoming a Muslim because he thought it would be easier to bring the locals to his cause (didn't do it because he didn't want to be circumsized)
created one of the best legal codes of his time, and even then relegated women to be nothing more than babymaking machines
wanted an alliance with Austria, so he decided to ask the pope to allow him to divorce Josephine in order to marry the german princess. Still wished that he could bring the former to St. Helena in exile with him
What a charming man
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All trash. The only reason someone should expand so much instead of playing tall should be to acquire some aesthetic borders for your nation
I have had my eye in this book for quite some time.
Is it as good as they say?
The Rothschilds
Naval superiority/supremacy isn't cheap or easy anon. In fact it's really fucking hard.
To have a continent-conquering army all you need is a charismatic general and some good NCOs. Navies need an entire army's worth of autists and a massive industrial/logistical base.
stops an entire frog regiment with only 5 of his lads
Talleyrand told him that.
Rothschilds owned banks and economic centers in London, Berlin, and Vienna to fund wars against him.
The French branch of Rothschild family only came into existence when Bourbons were restored and they escaped from France when Nappy returned during Hundred Days.
He was a seething manlet
It's a good entry point to learn about him.
What a load of rubbish.
Napoleon's carrer was full of blunders
the continental system was making all of allies mad because only french merchant were benefitting from it (while England ended up expanding its trading reach across the world to make up for the loss of European market)
taking over the Spanish throne ended with him losing an ally and having to permanently leave a good portion of his army on the peninsula
Russia
arresting the Pope
not arresting Talleyrand
But why does he look like Nathan Fillion?
*betrays you*
one of napoleon's marshals randomly gets invited to become kind of sweden
instead of becoming his man on the inside he cucks to *ngland
why did he do it?
the english lower class serf shows up out of his swamp to blabber nonsense
you fucks are the reason this place is ruined
post Boney's police chief too
5th republic
lol
that jew looking gascon was still mad that he got CHAD Boney's sloppy seconds and the said sloppy seconds was still in love with Boney
Stay mad, frog
Don't forget everything about Murat, that's probably one of his more comical mistakes
norf fc subhuman is too low iq to realize im english too just superior upper class
proving my point
keep cheering for ngubu
what if the treacherous advisor archetype was right all along?
He turned Napolean into a chump, then did the same thing to the allies at Vienna. He saved France
Why did England had to be the villain of the 18th and 19th century?
they couldn't help but to cuck themselves to lord rothschilds shekels
They played their hand well, especially in WW2.
Them and Britain setting Poland up for an absolute assfuck in Danzig was funny too.
It's an island eats island world out there and Britain has bigger borders than Corsica.
I loved him in Psychonauts
The waves won't rule themselves
first republic couped into an empire
second republic elected into an empire
third republic got Nazi'd
fourth republic got Algeria'd
Pity how the fifth republic will collapse into anarchy with the smoking ban
I don't get the hype
Like yes setting is very cool but then you look at European map which had like 20 cities and you think to yourself wtf is this slop
bail out the turkroaches like 3 different times
teach indians how to speak english
create the state of israel
also cause the current state of saudi arabia and iran
*ngland is the great satan
My equals are none.
ENTER
Everyone bailed out the Turks at some point.
AAAAHHHHH SAVE ME PRINCE OF ORANGE!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHH SAVE ME BLUCHER!!!!!!!!
KWAB
Go to bed britcvck.
decisive french victory
I wouldn't call Russians and Prussians parading in Paris a victory
bit all of this before
Got a bit to cocky and past victories mattered little after that
The result is that London is less English than Paris is French.
britbongs actually believe these delusions
Still not as bad as French believing THEY won WW2
*sinks your whole fleet
I would teach you French burgeranon but alas I cannot contact you
Is there a game where I can politically scheme to maximize my country's borders while screwing over smaller nations?
Read the book then read The Campaigns of Napoleon by David Chandler. They're both fuck huge, so you might as well read The Count of Monte Cristo in between for a light spacer.
Napoleon walked so that Hitler could run.
Impressive, very nice.
Let's see Arthur's military record.
all he ended up doing was getting his country BTFO'd and split apart......
Can't be that hard if a limey can do it.
CK2, Suzerain
Fighting for the Rothschild banking system isn't something to be proud of. A million British girls have been raped by Pakistanis. YOU LOST BRITBONG.
dies anyway
Czechs
Great, another reason to somewhat dislike these wannabe volksdeutsche
t. pole
annihlates any chance of France gaining naval supremacy
Napolean instead has to rely on the Continental System to try to starve out Britain's trade
Russia ignores it
Napoleon invades and loses his army, which leads to Leipzig and eventually Waterloo
Trafalgar really is one of those lynchpins of history
Fucked up at Talavera award
Fucked up at Redinha award
Fucked up at Badajoz award
Fucked up at Burgos award
Fucked up at Tordsillas award
Fucked up at San Sebastian award
Got cucked by Soult in southern France award
Needed Prince of Orange to save my ass at Quatre Bras award
Needed Blucher to save my ass at Waterloo award
Who was Napoopans best commander?
hides on a hill while the Prussians do the majority of the fighting and dying at Plancenoit all day long
takes sole credit for the victory and then spends the rest of his life continuing to downplay Prussian involvement, insisting that they only turned up at the last minute and actively using his resources to ruin anybody who wrote otherwise
Learning about Wellington was what really redpilled me on just how awful the Bongs really were. Absolutely a nation of treacherous cowards
Murat
just kidding
Always has been
Bernadotte. Smart enough to jump ship
Probably Davout
bongs are scoundrels and are the reason we're not meeting (and breeding) with cool aliens in our far reaching galactic nazi space empire
Defeat in detail.
also cause the current state of saudi arabia and iran
huh?
I can get all the other shit but how did the cause Saudi Arabia?
Thats entierliy Americas fault America offered Saudi Arabia protection from the other colonial powers of the time that will surely atack them after ww2 is over and in return Saudi Arabia will only sell its oil to america
Trailer is set alternate timeline where Naps conquers Russia and sinks the English fleet.
but enough about hitler
In no order:
1) Davout
Lannes
Suchet
Saint-Cyr
Moncey
Gerard
Nansouty
Bertrand
Clausel
Gudin
Maison
Lasalle
Saint-Hillere
Soult
Eugene (his stepson)
Berthier
Bessieres
Soult
Massena
Poniatowski
Lefebvre
Rapp
when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object
i wish the napoleon movie didn't blow
ON SHARPE, THEY WONT STAND
YOU'VE BEATEN THE OLD GUARD, FORWARDS
YOUR REGIMENT MR SHARPE
Lasalle doesn't get enough credit. He was just as dashing and brave as Murat but without any of the crippling retardation
What are the sickle cell rates in France now? Oh right, the data can't be published because of muh egalitaire, muh frere (brown) etc.
Hitler didn't have shit on Napoleon. Bonaparte led from the front and led his inferior forces to victory countless times. All of Hitler's victories were gimmies, and his forays into grand strategy and tactical micromanaging were retarded.
gets to live the rest of his life on a tropical island
St. Helena is a shithole
DUN DA DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
I don't think he was any good but my favorite is grouchy because he had a funny name
Lannes
Is it true that he was the inspiration behind Kircheis from logh like how Reinhards inspiration is Napoleon?
forty shillings on the drum!
they sent that nonce larry to help the saudi family
There's actually neat shit to the whole question of who the pop cultural archvillain is. Even since 1945 Hitler is the obvious go to unless you're Muslim/Indian/East Asian. But prior to that Napoopan was sometimes the Brits' go-to villain reference
Nasty randy man. Look up that James Joyce guy. I'll spare you the trouble
I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
Ireland's most celebrated writer btw.
my time has come:
There’s triple digits to be checked
For those who dare to stand erect
And meme about what Bane will say
Over the boards and far away.
O'er the posts and oe’r the threads
Through memes alive and memes long dead.
The janny bans and we evade,
Over the boards and far away.
Through shitposts dire and takes red hot
To threads by shills and fags and bots
Where we shall post and we shall stay,
Over the boards and far away.
Though I may travel far from chans
I still shall post Masketta Man
For memes are with me night and day,
Over the boards and far away.
So post, you lads, what Caspere knew
About what jannies deign to do–
And all for naught by way of pay,
Over the boards and far away.
When OP posts upon the page
I'll neither hold nor stay my sage.
I’ll comment how OP is gay,
Over the boards and far away.
O give me dubs and give me (you)s
For Huey Lewis and the News.
With Bateman’s finger point the way
Over the boards and far away.
Let Moot and Hiro come and go,
The poster’s life is all I know.
The memes I post will never fade
Over the boards and far away.
Well tbf we do glaze France when it comes to the American revolution and Lafayette
I watched that last month and was really disappointed.
They should have at least been honest and named the movie
Napoleon & Josephine
englisgh still being butthurt
Nigger they won
What went wrong?
And French resources are honest? You do know that they believe they won Waterloo, right? There's nothing more historically illiterate than a mutt
Yes.
It's a meme game, but fine for a laugh.
Hitler is Napoleon in terms where the latter is the greatest military commander and the former is the luckiest man to ever have ever led a nation.
Nobody in Germany even expected to roll over Poland and France as quick as they did. If things actually went the way they thought WW2 in Europe very well could have hardly left the German borders.
Just play Lines of Battle
linesofbattle.net
Greedy and lazy devs + cancerous playerbase.
first was the ww1 update and them they changed everything with the 2.0 and the game die.
gets expelled twice
lmao, and short too.
to a certain point ww2 looks like a comedy in the beginning years.
Disregarding brapfaggots, this was a love letter to his wife. If you ignore the gross shit, it's oddly romantic considering how most marriages at the time. Guy actually loved his wife and vice versa. Their letters are dirty as hell
Literally right out of logh
Was Napoleon similarly shaken by his death or did he handle it a bit better than the blonde brat?
You do know that they believe they won Waterloo, right?
Yeah, they believe it so much that Victor Hugo went completely off the story for a few chapters in Les Miserables to describe the battle in great detail and even give his own theories of why things went wrong for France.
out of curiosity has anyone ever tried Wargaming?
The hyper complex "game" which isnt really a game where you have to write some stuff ona discord server and look up real world maps and poorly describe all your ideas to some gm who than has to manully check whether what you did makes any sense?
Its as close to a real Napolen game there is so i want to know what you guys think about the whole thing?
les mis
Ah yes, that propaganda strewn segment. You really are a midwit
It's amazing what a enormous bunch of fast armored tractors with mounted guns can do.
MyM enemene ara maam. MyM equqese ara noon. InI theht shaahs ofo olilo treeertsh, theht saas ItalatI couoc neven beeb conquqnoc. InI theht laal ofo pharorahp anna kinik, theht saas EgygE couoc neven beb hummuh. InI theht reaer ofo forerof ana snons, theht saas RussuR couoc neven beeb tamat. NooN, theht saas nothton. Theht feef mem, likil a forof ofo natan, a deed ini thunuth dnd de-ed. I saas, I ama NapoopaN! I ama EmpeepmE! BUUB ITI!
I never played one. Should i give it a go? Ive only ayed Medieval 2 and Shogun 2 which i love.
Hell, even when European armies had achieved parity with France (and France lost a good number of officers and experienced soldiers in their Russian adventure) the Brits and their allies still preferred to attack his subordinate generals because he could still work miracles. The Germans/Austrians were so mad that they weren't even willing to give him the courtesy of surrendering and getting perma exiled when he lost- they actually wanted to kill him. Which, since he was a Royal, was a big no no. Plus dude definitely knew the value of optics and theatrics- I remember reading he did a dangerous cavalry charge (that involved jumping over a barricade I believe) to inspire his troops lmao.
Napoleon openly wept and mourned his best friend then ate dinner that night alone.
It rocked him hard, he wrote to Lannes wife, “The Marshal died this morning of wounds that he received on the field of honor. My pain equals yours. I lose the most distinguished General of my armies, my companion in arms for sixteen years, him whom I considered my best friend.”
They're all worth playing if you like the time period.
Getting assblasted by a melodramatic novel
Thin skinned bitch lmao.
NAPOOPAN TOTALLATOT
Kino.
If you're gonna play NapoopaN then get la montee de l'empire mod with it. It enhances the experience tenfold.
assuming the extreme
Guaranteed French. Go back to blaming Waterloo on Napoleons piles
Damn i didnt know he even could be that shaken
I mean whenever people think of Napoleon or we talk about him in shool hes this larger than life semi deity
An unbeatable god of war who defeats armies 10x larger than his with inovative new tactics and pure luck and then builds up a an European empire that hasnt existed since the romans and just casually revolutiones every single aspect of every day life reforming the law and bringing invoation everywhere
I never thought of him as just a guy who could be torn up over his friends death
Are there more stories like this not mentioning his wife everyone knows about this cunt
In the land of pharaohs and kings, they said Egypt could never be humbled. In the realm of forest and snow, they said Russia could never be tamed. Now they say nothing
kicked out of Egypt after failing to win over the local population repeatedly and getting slowly worn down by an insurgency
most of their troops lost after invading Russia on the retreat when there was no food left
Yeah because you fucking lost retard.
Maybe learn more tricks than just "shoot big cannon".
Shitty emperor with a shitty empire if it doesn't even last his lifetime much less beyond it. His only legacy is for being a failure at building an actual empire despite his military success.
Did he really?
spent the rest of his days living on a small remote island, grappling with depression and sadness over having lost his kingdom, knowing he could do nothing but slowly wither away and die of old age, having gone from an emperor to a mayor of almost nothing
Were it me, I would consider myself defeated.
He's inspiring though. He's just a dude and he rose in ranks to being emperor and ruled for a solid decade before it all went to shit.
If the UK wasn't tucked away in their safe little island and constantly stirring shit up for Napoleon to have to deal with then.... who knows? Bongs are the truest enemy of mankind, man. I'm tellin ya.
He was so fucking interesting anon, he was both a genius son of Mars and a completely flawed man like you or me. (Except he is arguably the single most competent person to ever live.)
There are lots of fun anecdotes about his interactions with his soldiers, and I love all of the times he would just fucking sleep right up to a battle. It’s not normal, dude had fucking cold tomato juice in his veins, but it is human to see him power nap before deciding the course of history
Pic related, Lannes and Napo before Austerlitz
Memerloo was won by Blucher and Orange anyway.
Thanks for letting me stay rentfree in your mind, roast beef.
I'm sure he considered himself defeated in the end. IIRC (don't remember where I read this or saw this) he spent a lot of his final years wondering how things would have gone if he had done this or that differently and where his mistakes truly were. That is a telltale sign of a broken man.
Im confused
How do you guys know this shit?
Do you guys like watch history videos or something
I would assume so. Yang was pretty much Admiral Yi in space right down the untimely interrogation, buckbroken government and the final Battle of the Corridor being a rendition to the Battle of Noryang. Since the author was a history autist it shouldn't be surprising that he was pulling from many sources when drawing up the character sheets.
Naval superiority/supremacy isn't cheap or easy anon. In fact it's really fucking hard.
It's not that difficult when you've had it for 2 centuries and own 1/5th of the land on the entire planet.
My man, you haven't even dipped a toe in military autism. Read some books on the American Civil War and see how far this goes.
Okay
What books?
he wasn't there as it happened
fucking zoomers
This wouldn't be the first time one of his closest friends would die to a cannonball.
Marshal Bessieres died instantly by a cannonball while personally doing recon on May 1st, 1813; just one day before battle of Lutzen. General Duroc died a couple of days after battle of Bautzen to a cannonball as well on May 23rd, 1813.
Both deaths shook Napoleon greatly and made him more depressed by eye witnesses.
they said Russia could never be tamed
how'd that go
Anonymous finds himself in a history thread
You're gonna learn something new today if stick around for a bit longer.
America should have fully supported Napoleon and we should have been bros
I hope to never know what it feels like to have your closest homies get blasted and that's it they're gone they were your real ryde or die niggas and been there by your side for many years
Shelby Foote's The Civil War is a classic, and he's a damn good writer too. Battle Cry of Freedom is the classic recommendation though. From there, there's entire multivolume histories of the respective armies' officer corps and studies of their command, such as Lee's Lieutenants by Douglas Freeman.
Russia is literally the most powerful country on the planet right now
lol
Personally, I got into military history by my dad who is a retired military officer himself after he saw how much I study general history by myself.
Books are your best friends in this case but good documentaries and videos are helpful as well.
lol
lmao even
NTA, but I think it's true too.
after his death
his wars and changes throughout Europe only ended up selling most of Europe to the international bankers and filling them with debt
he was a delusional faggot that realized of his mistakes far too late
Russia has seemingly gone up against all the best the Western world can provide and has apparently won.
The British sold their souls to the jewish bankers to defeat Napoleon. That is not Napoleon's fault.
Rothschild subhuman tries to shift the blame to based boney
Nice try kike
How did the UK not go completely bankrupt constantly funding wars against Napoleon? Were they down to their last reserves?
Whatever helps you sleep at night Ivan.
multiple bankrolled coalitions just to take down one smelly Corsican
The absolute state
They did it to both sides, thats the bitter truth.
His romanticist nonsense achieved nothing but a false promise to badly paid soldiers to die for his delusion, which after the war would own little to nothing. Out of all conquerors in history, he was the most delusional in that sense, not a surprise given he bought the whole Liberal concept of Republic
I'm American and I have no dog in Europe's race. It's mostly you western eurofags that cry and shid yourselves about Russia constantly.
They went nearly bankrupt when drought and famine hit them in 1816 since their coffers were still nearly empty after two decades of constantly funding coalitions.
Yeah everyone shelled out everything for literalwhokraine. Better keep an eye on the east Ivan, your buddy Yang will be coming to collect in the next 40 years or so
goes on to cause the eventual failed Irish genocide and subsequent insurrectionist movements
Oh yeah it's all coming together
why does this keep happening on the european continent
Because the continent is full with neighbouring countries who absolutely loath each other and try doing everything imaginable to completely destroy them.
Germany was in near collapse after WW1 partially because the French peace conditions completely fucked them over. France wanted to do that because Prussia assfucked them completely before the German unification and took away Alsace–Lorraine. Prussia hated France because Napoleon pretty much tore apart and desecrated the rotting corpse of Germanys precursor, the Holy Roman Empire. The HRE crown was only a formality with no real power for 1-2 centuries by that time, but Napoleon made it official that there's no German land now.
Also Napoleon put his family on top of the conquered states' nanny governments which did not sit well with anyone for multiple reasons, one of them being that they were inept rulers.
Meanwhile Italy also hated all his neighbouring countries in particular Austria who lorded over them for centuries, the small ethno nations born of the Austrian Empire also all hate each other due to unjustly divided borders and attempts at re-unifying the empire, on the balkans every slav hates every slav simply by tradition and they hate every non-slav who wants to lord over them (which is how World War 1 started), and all of Europe as a whole hates Romanians because they are filthy thieving cunts. About the only countries nobody hates were Spain/Portugal but all of Europe went there to have a rape party in the 1930s, and the Benelux who had the misfortune of being a convenient shortcut to Paris, bypassing the french mountain defense lines. And Poland who are just so weak that they get fucked over every time there's a major war.
and that's just, like, ~150 years summed up. It gets worse the more you go back in time, and it might get worse in current day too thanks to the EUSSR.
self made
You what?
CA's marketing department has always been good at getting wargamers interested in their games. The problem is that, as the franchise has progressed, the studio has been increasingly unable to back up their marketing with the gameplay. All the cool videos are lies.
The dictionary definition of a Great man. Some still seethe about him but his legacy is eternal.
He was a Corsican lower-nobility.
It's so weird there are so few provinces given the game is based on Empire's engine. They could've made the same full number of provinces Empire had and had it all in Europe.
China and Russia will most likely remain close partners. Biggest geopolitical disaster of the modern century (for the West).
Does Anon Babble have a recommended book list?
I didn’t know Anon Babble read books
If by 'fight' you mean britfags raiding coasts with the navy then leaving their allies to rot even though there was no immediate danger, like thirty times in a row.
Then yes, they fought very hard.
Would TW:N have benefitted from "Generals" as impactful as they are in Pharaoh?
mattered was Britain's
Actually it was Russia. You Anglo-Saxon dog.
Nah, check out Anon Babble. In fact, just have this:
mega.nz
Because they sold themselves out for long term basically. And given they would be the new host nation for the big banks, they had a certain degree of "protection". The UK had pretty much already sold themselves decades prior.
Whereas Napoleon pretty much ended up buying into debt and crashing the local economy, devaluing the lands of France and would be why its fall ended up being much worse than most other belligerents. By then, bankers pretty much could buy the rest of France cheap AND still hold them accountable for debt.
People often forget that the bankers were paying for both sides because of the potential profits during peace times
China and Russia will most likely remain close partners.
hahahahahahaha
The British fought an army of raw conscripts after Napoleon's real army had perished in Russia.
I'd put Caesar and Alexander higher, they did sort of conquered nearly all of the known civilised world of their time. Without Caesar we'd have an absolute clusterfuck of a calendar too, so his contributions last far beyond just the military. That would put at least Caesar on par with Napoleon and Genghis.
He did though
Le Pen coalition
Never ever. She'll be a dottering old hag by the time they allow her back into relevance. French nationalists need a new leader.
I don't think Russia and China will start a war with each other any time soon. I know it's definitely a pipe dream up in Washington and in the City of London, but I just don't think things are going to play out that way.
And that is the EXACT logic I was referencing in my OP. Well done, frog
implying the frogs won't be stuck with that granny fucker for life
you should hate the man because the banker kikes that defeated him took apart what he built
drown
Hey “they”
You aren’t France
They lost a ton of their war machines and facing a demographic crisis on account of too many dead young males (but it's okay they can just import more muslims from the *istan countries, they are already taking over some towns exact same way as they do in western europe).
I mean yeah, they are winning the fight vs Ukraine, but losing the war vs the world.
I doubt Russia and China would turn on each other, they are too economically intertwined. Plus one is a commie country, the other wants to reinstate a commie country.
france is never electing a woman lmao
If you're going to piss multiple countries off, you better have the power to back it up
He did
half a dozen times as a matter of fact
implying any opinion you have will be welcomed as members of our societies
They'll absorb the losses of their men through the territories they are most likely going to get from Ukraine. Demographic crisis... sure... but we're in the same boat.
You aren’t France
We’re the elections
France has been irrelevant for the last 200 years because of it
Plus one is a commie country, the other wants to reinstate a commie country.
ruh roh Anon Babblelet
Anon Babble
That shithole only deals in haplogroups and religious schizo threads.
no scipio or hannibal
shit fucking list
Many such cases
You can respect his military achievements, but he was a retard Leader at best.
what he built
The spread of Bankers is what he ended up building, its no use if your Empire poofs out after all the efforts and the only ones profiting off this are bankers.
He was a retarded naive, overly idealistic fool that only helped his true enemies. His empire lasted nothing and built a nation off debt, worst even, he helped the spreading of international banking after his failure.
His only way out of this would have been by invading England and strike at the bankers in their heart, and pushing the Prussians into an agreement.
He was way way over his league for that, and why? Because he believed his own messianic delusions
Its no better than the retards larping out of cope in Roblox or Paradox games to be honest, absolutely pathetic
Yeah
I won your mom too
shithole is still owned by Norman and French aristocrats after nearly a millennia
kwab
facing a demographic crisis on account of too many dead young males
What?
This is just a straight up propaganda.
Gotta get women invested somehow.
this post was brought to you by Rothschild family and co from London
You said soult twice asshole
this is what brits actually believe
Yours is the only country I'm glad is getting negrified, you fucking subhuman anglokike
that's straight up cope
It proves he was a great general with limited resources and smaller armies that he could directly control, the defence of France while ending in a failure it was a masterpiece in Defense in Depth
One look at statistics proves that you are wrong.
the only argument someone could come up with after being told that his idol sold his own people out to the same family that bought the UK
truth hurts I know but the sooner you realize, the more history will make sense. The roth owns most of Europe thanks to him and the Brits
wait until you read about hitler's college roommate
Napoleon gives me major egg/boymoder vibes. I think he would definitely be a transwomen if he was alive today :3 like most other strategy gamers
we asked best korea to come help out in our war because uhhhhhhhh BECAUSE WE JUST DID OKAY
I'll assume that ranking is based on rulling and leadership rather than military prowess
Marshal Soult had a younger brother who was a general.
Sus
Nigger, Rothschilds didn't operate in France until Boney got kicked out. Get your history right.
Britain only mattered due to their constant turncoat tactics across European revolutions. Even if they had made France their allies, they would have backstabbed someone soon or later.
Then there's the banking sustaining them and pushing other nations into debt. They had to go one way or another even if all they used had been stones and sticks
not getting the reference
So? They just bought themselves in after the war and filling them with debt. Napoleon was a complete retard, he was likely never gonna make it unless they got rid of Britain
I'm afraid I don't recognize this thing.
Sorry.
Bourbon government and greedy French politicians letting in Rothschilds to profit from post war France is somehow Napoleon's fault
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routs the entire prussian army with a single french corp
morale is a helluva drug
there's a great series from Epic History TV about Napoleon's marshalls, it really encapsulates all you need to know about those guys
Impoverished Corsican nobility, he was a foreign peasants at the eyes of the french aristocracy, why do you think he supported the revolution?
So asking for helps equals demographic crisis, ok.
Also you kinda just ignored statistics.
So?
Sounds like a whole lotta cope to me bro
I read Napoleon: A Life and I kept thinking that he was genuinely larger than life, a real life mythical figure. What an astounding time to have been alive, also a truly fucking horrible one lol
Correct, because his messianic idea over Europe was retarded and flawed by default
weaken belligerents
weaken itself
they buy cheap land and put their governments in debt
they are now able to operate in those nations
That's a direct result of his retarded project, besides, the Roth were already offering loans to most involved nations.
And don't even get me started in his social engineering giving birth to new breeds of liberal romanticism, that ended up killing more people than necessary. His naive dreams only ended up selling more of Europe than anything else
The period is so romanticized it's easy to forget how fucking brutal the battles war.
Muh liberals
Yeah, no.
This is absolute rubbish.
what the fuck was his problem
not in the modern sense, but he was a revolutionary through and thorough
And that's a good thing.
industrial revolution
major demographic changes from rural areas to urban ratholes
people owned less and less
worked to death in some factory for a few scraps
criminality skyrockets
post revolutionary governments opt out for things like patriotism to make people fight for less, where as they fought for loot, honors and material reasons
line warfare
larpers look at it with rose tinted glasses
because europe is the kino continent
>"China and Russia will most likely remain close partners"
You have to be one big retard to sincerely believe that those two are "good" friends, uneasy alliance at best.
youtu.be
Will they eventually give us a napoopanic war mode? As well as horses?
marvel quip lington
The middle east and Eurasteppe is kino too though
gets valuable French armies bogged down fighting iberian spics for no fucking reason
What was he thinking?
we've been churning and burning through young men the last four years
Why are you so keen on saying that most of the young Russians are dead or being sent on the frontlines? You are just blatantly lying.
more immigration schemes
Most countries try to get as much immigrants as possible, not only Russia does this.
ch-china wont do the same exact thing to us as we did to redditkraine
I didn't even mention China. Are you sane?
China attacking Russia is the real cope here.
biggest shitholes on the planet
In your opinion.
NK isn't objectively a shithole
you're definitely russian if you're willing to die on this retard hill lmfao
There are no "friends" amongst countries fucktard. Everything is an alliance based on conveniences. The fact is, I think both Russia and China know they if they got into a war, their enemies in the West will capitalize on it to weaken and/or destroy both of them. I think both Russia and China are hyper aware of this.
From encouraging the uprising until ww2 Britain was Saudi Arabia's protector, America stepped into that role after ww2 when the Brits were dismantling their empire. This was done on the condition that the arabs would sell their oil to Europe as part of the cold war alliance, the U.S. never used the oil itself since it has enough domestic production to meet it's own needs.
Yeah for sure. The book balances both, I think. Napoleon was autistic as fuck but when he saw his friend get maimed and killed by a cannonball right next to him he cracked and showed a bit of emotion
this, but also opportunism.
Part of the reason they have both been able to break through western hegemony in the latest years is because the West overextended their expenses overseas for groups of people that just capitalized on the freebies, represented them even if it was mostly superficial.
It'd be extremely retarded for Russia or China to waste the opportunity
...libre!
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British navy was made of literal slaves, prisoners and buttfuckers.
And probablystill is right now.
He tried to kill himself for a reason
no frederick the great
no yi sun shin
temujin instead of subutai
The WW1 mod is so much fun to fuck around in, for base napoleon I do wish there was more options for playable factions, you can't even pick turkey in it but I think they're a choice for multi-player battles for some reason.
Why couldn't Napoleon just build more ships? I remember this point of history being described as such a decisive win by the British navy that it "obliterated France's naval ambitions for a hundred years" or some shit like that. By why? It's not like Napoleon was defeated on land (yet). He still controlled most of Europe. He couldn't find the men and gold necessary to rebuild his navy?
The first defeat of a French Napoleonic army was at the battle of Bailén in the south of Spain.
No English troops participated in it because during most of the Peninsular War they were too busy pillaging and ransacking Spanish northern towns under the guise of liberating them and the Spaniards ended up having to fight a guerilla war against both them and the French. The defeat was significant enough to make Napoleon sperg out and divert significant troops to massacre everyone down there. But even compared to Napoleon, anglos are some of the most vile people in the history of mankind.
I think in the case of the British, them trying to claim any huge part of napoleon's demise outside of being financed by jews to endlessly harass the french and the battle of trafalgar, they aren't much of anything. The continental European powers of the coalitions do most of the fighting and dying while Britain stays relatively safe and casualty free across the channel.
my equals are none
loses
twice
No Belisarius or Aurelian
Rothschild would've never been able to operate in France under the Ancient Regime without Napoleon's Civil Code giving full legal emancipation to the Jews.
crowns himself in front of the Pope
fixes the concept of Law
Meanwhile in the 21st century a fucking trillionaire born with a silver spoon attempts to enter politics with grand ambitions, gets demoralized by the fractal corruption of the system almost immediately, and drops out. People can't just do things anymore. You can be a billionaire but still be nobody, not even permitted to have a deck gun on your yacht.
Napoleon wanted to erase jewish identity by having jewish children raised by the state and then never exposing them to this idea that they are an "other" group. Just have them completely assimilated as French. That would have been his long term plan for them.
This thread made me forget I was on Anon Babble. Why are you guys using complete sentences?
They want me to be impressed and inspired by this incel chud and see myself in him.
I simply don't, sorry.
Excellent plan. Assimilation is the best way to handle outmoded concepts of tribal identity. Bullshit should be erased.
It was a very solid plan.
It worked so well it gave free reign for the Rothschilds to abuse the desperate situation in postwar France. In fact the secular French republican model is so exceptional it's on its fifth iteration and the current president literally worked as a banker for the Rothschild, thank you Napoleon.
Karl XII was the original "never march into Russia" story, the last monarch to fight on the frontline, among the most autistic men to ever exist. He deserves more recognition.
One small frenchman gave 90% of Europe a trauma that took a century to heal from and the remaining 10% of it a hope for freedom. That counts more than some shitty "empire" that would collapse the moment he died anyway even had he won.
Well he never got to enact his full plans.
This is similar to Abraham Lincoln. His overall plan was to put the niggers back on the ships and then resettle them outside of the USA. He never wanted niggers running free in the USA.
Both these men got killed/deposed in the middle of accomplishing something great.
this pic goes hard man
The entirety of Scandinavia belongs in the dustbin of history. The only exceptional people they ever produced were the Normands and they were more French than Nordics when they started their conquering anyway.
Cool king but i still think he gets one upped by Gustav II Adolf
WOOOW TOOK 7 OF YOU TO KILL ME
Basketball american take
the last monarch to fight on the frontline
There's no point to having a supreme executive who doesn't actually lead men in battle
As such teddy roosevelt is probably among the last of them worthy of the title
The last people on anyone's mind when talking about historical empires are Ikea queer social-democrats, deal with it.
I have resolved never to start an unjust war but never to end a legitimate one except by defeating my enemies
He became King when he was 15, and fought an invasion by multiple great powers when he was 17, and continued to put them through hell until he caught a bullet in his mid-30s. History is crazy sometimes.
I only know of Poniatowski because we don't really learn much about the rest of Napoleon's marshals here. Very interesting guy.
And of course i was correct on you being a fucking nigger
You shouldn't be throwing stones in a glasshouse, future Somaliland.
I am firmly of the belief that if your political class does not actively participate in the war and the war is not to protect your own land, than the war is unjust. Yes, I do consider almost every modern unjust.
Damn it's isolated even today, I can only imagine in the 19th century.
Why is it even occupied? I guess at the time it was useful to have a port.
Imagine if someone released a good Napoleon strategy game
Didn't he get shot in the back by his own men?
LOL!
Wellington was a better general and a better man.
Wellington was a faggot who jealously craved Napoleon's big strong French dick
I just like this quote.
He could barely fight an army of conscripts, he would have been raped by the "Grande Armée".
The autopsy suggests he was hit with grapeshot. It'd be pretty difficult to get shoot your CO with a cannon and not get caught.
fight an army of conscripts
so the entire french army kek
His own army (The Dutch part of it) was useless, with only a few elites (the British). Your point?
It'd be pretty difficult to get shoot your CO
And the King, at that. I wish he'd have taken St. Petersburg.
There are no first person games set in the early modern period because devs assume we don't want to shoot muskets. Are they right?
He fought a severely weakened Napoleon and barely won. Retarded British trash.
severely weakened
You mean the piles?
I mean you are a retarded British faggot.
In a crappy hut after Waterloo while dying of stomach cancer.
I wouldn't call that exactly a glorious end.
Now that Warhammer faggots run the TW franchise we'll never get any good historical Total Wars again. 3K will be the last. I'll never get my Total War: Italian Wars bros...
Yes, I do consider almost every modern unjust
as one probably should
pre-modern wars weren't great but modern wars are shit in every conceivable way with none of the humanity or honor that graced the old ones
Depends on how far they want to go with "muh realism", not saying they have to make muskets semi-auto but they could embellish saber combat to make up for having a ranged option that's powerful but takes a while to reload between shots.
Going full turbo autist with making everything strictly realistic for the period would ruin it by making everything drawn out and tedious, but that could be said of any game set in any period really.
Some Random commodore in 18whatever: FOR THE ABSOLUTE FUCK OF IT ENSIGN! DROP ANCHOR, FOR I CLAIM THIS VOLCANIC ROCK FOR [Random European Nation]
I think you could reduce the reload down to maybe 8 seconds without making it look totally ridiculous. Have a Gears of War timed reload system with multiple steps.
Yeah it was warhammer players and not CA making shitty half-baked trash like Thrones and Pharaoh to intentionally tank historical
that retard napoleon shouldn't have sperged out when he was weak lol
napoleon was so autistic about food he only ate the era equivalent of chicken tenders
Napoleon didn't really have a choice considering the situation he was in.
Wellington fags just need to learn to admit that he could never have fought and won against the Grande Armee.
Was Napoleon as sperged about in the mid 19th century as Hitler is in the 21st?
some random captain from another nation
kill that mother fucker and put OUR flag there!
it was the ziggers that buckbroke the french though
Yes. Very much so.
invades russia like a retard
exiled to a resort and told not to return to france
decides to come back anyways
gets raped again
what did that faggot expect
Wellington fags just need to learn to admit that he could never have fought and won against the Grande Armee.
he already did in spain and did again at waterloo frogfag
That trash Wellington never fought the Grande Armee. You're just stupid and British.
France isn't a big deal. Get over it
Nigger they won
and they are still butthurt, same butthurt about Hitler as well
he continues to cope
I'm not even a britbong or even dislike napoleon, you just need to accept the fact that he did retarded shit
But enough about the Falklands
he already did in spain
He didn't you lying British faggot
Age of Sigmar total war soon friends
I speak on behalf of all Bongs when I say that I'm still butthurt over beating Hitler. Luckily for the french, they don't have to think about it
NO!!! THOSE FRENCH TROOPS IN SPAIN DON'T COUNT!!!!
kek
I doubt they want another flop like pharaoh
Youtube videos scratch the surface almost all the time, and give you a third or even fourth-level perspective (first level being primary documents of the period, secondary being someone writing about the event later based on primary material, ect). You can develop your own thesis and view on something rather than just accept what an author says at face value. If you really enjoy the subject then you can ferret out lots of obscure information and it's like a treasure hunt.
Musketry warfare means that melee is not allowed to be an afterthought. You need the melee component to be as fun as a melee-centric game like Chivalry 2 rather than just a 'press f to melee' afterthought. Likewise, musketry games need to give you AI under your command such that it's not 50 players, but rather 50 players with 4 AI each meaning 250 soldiers versus 250 of the same.
Relax you git, you'll get it. Don't rely on what the trolls say there since they'll say without any shred of self-awareness that 3k only sold because of china, meanwhile warhammer 3 sold twice as much as WH1 or 2 did on release - and warhammer three had china.
So you will get your Italian wars, maybe. But it'll be after Total War: Khan.
How stupid are you bongs?
I doubt they want another flop like pharaoh
I expect nothing but retarded decisions from CA after "JOIN THE -ACK!"
JOIN THE -ACK
hyenas?
Wellington never fought any major battle in Spain bong scum, the Spanish did
Half of Wellington time was spent trying to tardwrangle his army of drunken pillagers aka the average bongistani
In Gunpowder warfare: Fall of the Samurai
In non-gunpowder warfare: None of them. People overlook some of the existential flaws of Rome1 and medieval 2. The post ones do unit mass/pushing/blobbing poorly. You could say warhammer for sheer variety of playstyles but it often just becomes herohammer goonsquad or SEM spam
In Campaign map gameplay/mechanics: Pharaoh and 3 Kingdoms total war
In faction playstyle variety: The warhams
In mods: Medieval 2 barely beats out Rome 1
In music: Rome 1
goodbye bongs. I don't think anyone will miss you.
there are barely any games set in the early modern period because our education system is terrible and your average american doesn't even know it existed.
goodbye bongs. I don't think anyone will miss you.
proceeds to get hit by a peaceful truck
Unironically will celebrate when the entire island turns into Mumbai, bon débarras
I feel bad for Western Europe getting muslim'd, but I think it's great for the bongs. Germs tried their best to resist it, Hitler knew what the plan for Europe was. I think the Bongs actually deserve to be destroyed though.
the bongs have been a hub for international banking and plotting against Europe for their entire existence, I don't feel bad for them at all
He was france's hitler
Man I wish Anon Babble was like this thread
Its literally just three schizos spamming threads
One atheist that just spams sharty cobson edits on the Bible
One that's obsessed with saying Spain is white and Italy isn't
And a neo confederate contrarian obsessed with Anne Frank and shitposts about nazis
Its awful. You cant have any thread that isn't ww2 trolling, r/atheism, and Anon Babble
That's Robespierre
Its worse cause you can avoid those groups. You cant avoid that shit on Anon Babble cause the threads are flooded and mods/jannies forget the board exists
This guy was Napoleon's great-great-great-great nephew
imagine simping for anglos of all people
he thinks this isn't happening in every first world country
lol
We're just saying that it's good that it's happening to bongs in particular, you can find joy even in bad situations.
Alexander below Attila
Cyrus in that list at all
Trajan not above Augustus
You almost had it