[GOOD NEWS]

She should just wear a chastity cage to hide her girlcock rather than tucking it imo, both easier and also hotter

if a tranny gets cast as a woman i simply won't watch the film, simple as, these vidya movies are slop anyway

She should be cast as saber.

Chastity is only hot if they still get hard, I doubt Hunter can. Her cock must be very thin and girly and her balls atrophied to nothing. Tucking must be extremely easy for her and give much better results.

You don't have to worry because the whole story is bullshit.

So you are just going to spam this every time the previous one 404s huh?

At least she can actually pass as a woman, so Hollywood is finally understanding what sells.

What makes you think she can't get hard? Even it's all delicate and girly it probably can..

Nintendo is without a doubt the stronghold of the trans community

It's a sony movie by the way. Nintendo still very much hates you.

hes been doing it on Anon Babble for years

fitting actually

Hormones for years usually does that. I'd bet she still leaks cutely though. It probably flies everywhere when she has sex as her small cock swings around.

trannies are the clowns of this clown world

sylph

eline

liv

would sex at least once

Is Zelda a Playstation IP?

Only Anon Babble would be against it

listen i hate trannies, but xhe's hot and i would

Zelda is a cute underage girl, not a walled hag wtf

thats a man

you lost chud

Really? I just like to imagine her trying not to get her hard in a cage wearing tight clothes. I bet both her small girlcock and balls could fit into a mouth at once..

tfw all these ugly genetic dead ends castrating themselves

I support them for eugenics reasons that they would not like.

That's how journalism works now make an article and have all the others cite you as a source and brainlets like op suck it up

I, am LINK

fake and gay

If we upvote it enough times surely Nintendo and Hollywood will make it a reality, right?

No Twilight will make him a Princess

No Time will heal his Ocarina

Never will his Sword ever not face Skyward

No Minish Cap will make him a woman

In no way his Wind Waker will ever be close to feminine

Nothing but Tears of his Kingdom's backdoor will he ever experience to feel like a woman

white and hot

Finally good news.

what if Zelda was a girl

Trannies are hot, but Hunter isn't.

Nintendo xisters, we just can't stop winning!

How is this financially viable?

She's one of the hottest and most passable ones so I really don't even mind

Reportedly

Via literal who

Knowing how it's been working lately, soon a Sony adaptation will get announced with a trans lead

Smart move, so when the movie eventually bombs (because it'll be shit, not because there's a trannie playing a major role) they can point at the bigotry as the reason it bombed, so hollywood can safely double down on the tranny propaganda. All according to (((their))) keikaku.

I'm not watching it regardless so I hope the tranny gets cast so I can laugh at tendies
ideally he will kill himself after being bullied for it too

Already got the elf ears.

She

Man, I love science!

welcome to media manipulation. what they're doing is called seeding. they will try and tell you its true to try and force a reality. and if that reality never comes to pass they act like it never happened and you're the crazy one for even mentioning it.

@grok saar explain is true?

Hunter Schafer

this is his diary, totally not a mental illness btw

diary is a random jpg made in mspaint

reportedly being considered according to an anonymous source!

lol, journalism, lmao

I unironically miss the days when the most obnoxious shit on the internet was constant pony spam or furniggers.
You never had to deal with that blending into mainstream politics.

She looks hot

That's how left wing grifters work

Faggot

He needs mental help not a film role

reportedly

sources say

according to an insider

rumored

Kill yourself sodomite

according to people familiar with the matter

Kill yourself sodomite.

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

slammed, blasted and smashpilled

Kill urself sodomite

Too bad they can’t do anything about the wide ass shoulders

Why are AGPs like this?

sick of this woke bullshit next they're gonna say she crossdresses as a twink ninja

Kill urself sodomite faggot

Is this something that fG wrote?

I hope they enjoy going broke

It's a guy and no you're just a little submissive faggot sissy

lol. underrated post.

So both of them are hot?
based.
Are you hot?

If they were gonna go that direction at least cast someone hot.

Show the side profile.

I think most sane people would be against a man playing Zelda.

yeah sorry that's just a dude
he looks just like this guy i went to school with

Wrong board, we only play video games not movies here

this is gonna be Alicia Vikander as Lara Croft all over again. This is gonna suck

I hope they have a sex scene

Look like a page from the Necronomicon

you will never be a janny

yummy girlpenis *munch munch munch munch munch munch munch*

kek

Your post deserves so much more (You)s, anon.

I am so fucking tired of live action remakeslop
the sad part is that they will keep doing it because people will go and watch it anyway

the casting doesn't even make sense
why would the goddess hylia CHOOSE to reincarnate into a male body just to transition into a woman, that makes literally zero sense

This is an ugly man according to chudcels

this guy is probably the ugliest tranny I have seen if we don't count those middle aged crossdressers

Poor guy. Fucked in the head by Hollywood and drugs.

you could tell me this was a page from a school shooter's manifesto and I'd probably believe you

He fits much better as Link. Being a tranny and all, it would even make sense for the gerudo outfit to be in the movie since that's when Link pretends to be a woman.

Lmaooo

how is that any different from what some crazy feminist would write? if anything it just proves he has a feminine brain

hollywood insiders are not like the amateurs in the gaming industry

When antiwoke niggers say that looks like a man that’s when I peace out from the kool-aid they’re drinking.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY DOES VORE MAKE ME SO HORNY, SAVE ME NIGGERMAN

kek

guess I have to back to Anon Babble to jerk it to trans again.
second fucking time this morning

that’s when I peace out from the kool-aid they’re drinking.

and start sucking the "girl" cock?

Yeah I bet you fantasize about that fag

She's so cute bros and I'm not gay

Her penis isn't big enough

Yes accounting for the fact that he's caked in makeup to cover up his man features and has a penis.

The perfect Sheik.

Yes accounting for the fact that he's caked in makeup to cover up his man features

This is most women

Yeah about that. x.com/sarinavalentina this is him now.

zelda tucks her penis so it doesn't poke out of the dress

Chopped off wee-wee

Dropped

It's kind of cool that they're giving the average nu Zelda fan some representation with the movie.

str8 boy

(bi)

gay boy

str8 woman

gay woman

queer person

The tireless journey of the genderspecial attention seeker

i want to worship her feminine penis!

Yeah, and we call those women ugly for a reason.

this won't happen, a guy actor was rejected as Link due to his age, and Hunter is the same age as him. Nintendo wants kids

That’s most women so that’s not called being ugly that’s called being normal looking

Nintendo wants kids

So do trannies

Zeldcels stay losing kek

Why is there such an unnatural push for this tranny. "Yes sisters (males) we totes needs Hunter to play Zelda, SHE literally looks like her!" Male feminists would rather champion some ugly tranny than let advocate for a real woman. It feels like the online Nintendo fans are pushing for this sick perversion because Nintendo games are mostly 99% heterosexual and normal and getting a tranny to get Link would be the "ultimate win, totally a real woman until it's not for their gay porn obsession"

My sides

You win today carlos.

there's been a totally organic and real campaign for it on twitter and now journos are organically making articles about it
i wouldnt be surprised if this whole thing is a gayop orchestrated by the production companies in charge of this film

At least 3 of them passes, out of the remaining; 3-4 of them would kill themselves

Even as fat pig, he's ssomehow still hot. How did them pornstars do it?

That's not even that, it's just "modern journalism" aka not checking any sources and just copy pasting whatever they found on the internet from literal whos.

Jack Black as Link
Aquaman as Ganon
DannyDevito as Tingle
Some random black woman as Zelda
some child actor who should be the leading role plays Navi

one scene has Jack Black excitedly scream chicken while 'Zelda' tries to warn him and shortly after he is chased by chickens.

This is all fucking Aonuma's fault and he knows it, reminder they cut the Gerudo outfit and gave Sidon a wife in TOTK specifically because they are fully aware they fucked up big time.

one scene has Jack Black excitedly scream chicken

Chickoblin

We don't sign our posts here.

And when the tranny inevitably does not get cast these same troons shilling it nonstop will have a collective meltdown as if it was ever gonna happen to begin with

critically underrated comment

Golden screencap

Shouldn't this dude play Link instead?

AGPhons are insane. HSTS would never.

who’s this hot girl

hamfist Jack Black saying “EXCUUUUSE ME PRINCESS” and then he gives the camera a wink and smile

when the fuck did Tim Schafer become a hunter?

Why do you want link to be sexy and fuckable, we already got enough of that from BOTW

big 'ol pair of fake titties, because anything smaller would betray the broadness of their chest and shoulders

Nice "woman", bro.

Why do you want to fuck dudes?

Do jews think whites are watching their jewslop propaganda anymore? They are just blowing their money at this point.
Their demoralization push seems to have backfired in a large way. Woman still get brainwashed easy but men need to beat it out of their heads, literally.

Miyamoto's the producer on the movie, not Aonuma. And if anything, Miyamoto's the masculine one, while Aonuma's the soft and emotional one.

It’s gayer not to want to fuck BoTW link

umm delete this please

Why is that tranny famous? I haven't seen any fucking movie with him in it.

This, except he doesn't break the forth wall and just stares directly at the camera with a neutral expression for 20 minutes..

It's because she's got a Slavic jawline. At least I think it's slavic... point is, they haven't seen a woman that wasn't some kind of Amerimutt, so a proper East Euro is beyond their comprehension.

He was in that show with Sydney "Boobas" Sweeney. That's all I know of him.

......
Just like the Indian gaslighting
Just like the female gaslighting
Just like the Jewish gaslighting
Just like the African gaslighting
Just like the Muslim gaslighting
Just like the Epstein gaslighting
Just like the......

Wait a minute... I don't have to watch it!

:O Me neither! Wow!

Took me longer than I'd like to admit.

white lead

Now everyone else is going to be a person of color!

Sorry dude you're gay.

"No Womb, Just Want"

She presses on her stomach,
knowing there’s nothing there—
no womb,
no bleed,
no cradle of beginning.

She mouths the word mother,
and it cuts.
Deep.
Quiet.

Her throat swells with silence,
Adam’s apple sharp,
a cruel lump she never asked for.
It moves when she cries.

Breasts — bought.
Hips — carved by hope.
But still her bones betray.

She peels herself nightly,
wishing the skin would come off clean.
Wishing she could bloom
without having to lie.

They say she’s whole.
She feels hollow.

They say she’s brave.
She feels broken.

She’d give anything
to bleed
—to be
what her soul insists she is,
but her body never became.

Xhe must have watched to many sissy porn

sorry bro theyre all natty thats what happens when u take estrogen from 13 years old

only two that look vaguely feminine have bangs that hide their entire forehead

noticing a pattern here

When your average British woman looks like this idk what to tell you

let me guess
link is either pic or some black guy

You now remember when someone made an app that removed make up from photos and women threw a massive fit about it like it was some kind of rape

Terabytes of trans porn must have ruined your perception chaser

those grapes will be forever out of .her reach

Can someone explain why leftoids do everything in their power to try to normalize troons? They're mentally ill, they need help, not people egging them on to keep doing that insane shit

Kinoflop is coming

Would be more fitting as a Gerudo.

no, trannies would claim gerudos as theirs or some retarded shit like that

Because by accepting and glorifying trannies, they are telling everyone that they're the good guys, which in turn means they get self glorification by being a "good guy". They couldn't care less about any actual problems so long as they get the credit for it all.

Best of both worlds

I've never been fooled by a troon.
You may think you look passable you may look feminine but there's always some sort of uncanny feeling present.
It feels like seeing something rotten. It's not a pleasant feeling.

Yes you have, you didn’t know you have because you never realized it

Not an ugly man.
A beautiful MAN.

This Hunter glazing is so unnatural and forced. I've seen dozens of random trannies on xitter and in porn who brutally mog this guy and they are probably also more mentally stable than him judging by

artificially induced pharma tits

"all natty"

The only thing natural about Hunter is the width of his shoulders.

Nope. Never.

proof?

how the fuck do people come up with such funny comments so fast? are you like this irl as well? like when talking to women and whatnot do you always make funny comments that make them think you are a chad?

and neck, that thing's a fucking tree stump.

if bottom surgery, not smashing no matter what
if still have a penis, till the room stink
simple as

spbp, thread, instantly sageing after this, troon apologists gtfo

based

When I think about Princess Zelda and what she represents, the last thing that comes to mind is a castrated linebacker with cosmetic surgery.

Dropped

Joke so good you need to double-check.

Nice.

these vidya movies are slop anyways

Based and redpilled

Why is that the first thing you think of?

Do your job jannies.

post and defend trannies

no u are the one who is a fag

faggot

nintendo is playing 4d chess. this will bait the right into rage, and by the time this is out, everyone will be so sick of transphobes/trumptards that people will flock to support it.

people are already getting sick of low IQ subhuman right wing scum

Would Nintendo really go for this? I thought they always tried to keep a distance from these kind of controversial issues.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOT LIKE THIS

When you go on about sucking man dick you can’t use that card retard gain some self awareness

What is the with the tranny discord raids calling this faggot a woman in multiple threads now. Jannies, actually do something for once.

Most of the time they don't. They steal other people's jokes and post at the top of a thread and get the attention for it. That was already posted yesterday.

how the fuck do people come up with such funny comments so fast?

Men train for it throughout childhood. Humour is their best socializing tool.

Shit you’re right this joke is 3 days old

how the fuck do people come up with such funny comments so fast?

chatgpt
you can literally reference active threads in the prompt to help you

Are you ready?

post and defend trannies

no u are the one who is a fag

faggot

The pendulum doesn't swing that fast. Nice try though.

Okay keep telling yourself that as you continue to come up with dick sucking fantasies I guess

Why do people think women like this are beautiful? Same as lord of the rings none of the girls are hot yet they're supposed to be the finest in the land or whatever with the greatest warriors who saved the world fawning over them.

post and defend trannies

no u are the one who is a fag

keeps fantasying about dicks

faggot

keeps fantasying about dicks

This was me

It's a guy. Also a princess is always the finest in the land, even if she's ugly.

Source

Some worthless faggot on twitter.

Type A people become school shooters
Type B "become" women