*ruins deltarune*

Toby's writing is so hamfisted that the characters have more chemistry with the literal muppet who can't even talk back than they do with each other

Kris will turn them both straight.

why do people pretend the gameplay is any good?

I don't give a FUCK

Mindbroken.

Pure autism. The actual cause? I don't know, but shippers have been consistently the most batshit insane/retarded people in fandoms for about 60 fucking years now. Nothing else about Thing matters except their ship and shitting on people against it/shouting I TOLD YOU SO/killing themselves when it doesn't happen. It's bizarre. I'm too old for this shit.

Kris can talk though

This is the real thread.

weird route kris commanding his friend kill another friend (this will allow him to gain [FREEDOM])

You should scroll through some HOADs they're pretty funny and I doubt DR will ever reach the level of melty to warrant one

Puppy Kris...

I would pound that androgynous hole with the force of a thousand suns

Your SHIPS? Sunk.
Your KNEES? Broken.
Your DREAMS? Hoped.
Your WALLET? Open.

ch2 rape route will be the peak of DR sadly

Krusie is so much better

Forced yuri.

Self-insertGODS winning at every turn

For me, it's Kerdly

correct

On the contrary everyone expects this to happen knowing toby faggotry. Doesn't make it any less shitty cuckshit dyke garbage

Suselle is obviously gonna happen no matter what but there's still that faint glimmer of hope that Toby can throw Krusiefags a bone with an alternate route.
youtube.com/watch?v=ucF_6E1167k

I deliberately chose to watch Toby Fox fuck my wife, and now I am mad. How could this be happening to me?

Reptiles don't have lips to kiss with

Crazy to me that Susie became the ultimate incelbait character just by smashing together a manic pixie dream girl with a shitty tomboy archetype
Also funny that shipfags think that Kris somehow has apex chemistry with fucking any character they interact with, you guys must think Ralsei and Susie's interactions are fine literary cuisine in that case

I don't care for deltarune but this is true

Its going to be sad to see these characters ruined by the homo official author
Oh well

honest to god these threads remind me why i think susie is my least favorite character

Giving humans puppies...

Leaving Kris as is with the "they" bullshit, or worse straight up making it clear it is actually real life gender insanity, will retroactively ruin the whole game. Would be pretty unfair of Toby to not tell us before we pay for the game but whatever I guess I'll live without 30 bucks.

Toby will eventually get hanged and eaten alive by the people he's pandering to with his fetish

Can't share your moss or give Susie the doll the Weird Route

Doing the Weird Route makes Noelle more bold and confident to the point that she basically slaps Susie's ass on her way out of the computer room

It's gonna be really funny in a few days when everyone who's spent the last four years masturbating to Noelle mindbreak porn realize they've only cucked themselves even harder

Let me get this straight, you played Undertale and you still don't know what exactly you've signed up for?
At this point it's your fault for not noticing patterns. Shippingfags are annoying either way, but people who act so surprised that this game is pushing lesbian shit are delusional at this point.

Imagine if this was a HMOFA game series
Would be the kinoest game ever made

Would be pretty unfair of Toby to not tell us before we pay for the game

Man you people are so fucking stupid

When exactly did I say I'm going to play this dyke cuckshit tranny?

i am ok with my murdergf raping other girls

That's not the type of games Robert Foxworth plays.

Oh I knew, I just think its very unfortunate how many good character designs and ideas got wasted on this fag garbage.
Like painting the mona lisa and then taking a diarrhea shit on it

This thread stinks, get some new material!

*jeet sounds*

hm?

Piles of human boobs.

thinks humans having a soul that's a separate entity of them isn't common knowledge

Im not playing until the male pronoun mod drops

2 replies in 1 second

Oh look it's a discord raid. Kill yourself tranny

delta snoot game in a few years will be kino

Nippon enhances Toby's designs.

He did the same thing with Undertale. You're surprised the trend continued?

buzzword buzzword buzzword

whining about games you haven't played

*simultaneous shitting and farting*
what?

They have mouths.

Is the confirmation that it's all actual gender bullshit and not something else buried underneath that pile or are you an absolute shit eating sperg?

it's about ownership
and lesbian sex doesn't actually count anyways desu

it COULD have been started 3 years ago and already come out

Shitty OP leads to shitty thread

Crazy...

All DR threads are shit lets be real.

This board is for people who play video games NIGGER

climb in here instead

SMOHF games faggot

Suselle so shit it ruins everything it touches

Are you illiterate or are you in denial?

why does toby insist on using gamemaker even though it has stalled development by at least a year

Crazy?
I was crazy once

toby is a massive leftie and you're just coping at this point if you don't think it's gender bullshit

Too late to change now, if he did development would stall even more.

Wow discord trannies you're making so many people mad with your epic trolling. Totally makes you real women

why doesn't toby just switch to a different engine and write everything from scratch again to make the game come out faster

He's probably not a leftie anymore after his wrist got fucked up and had to switch to his other hand.

wasn't the development stalling specifically because he was shopping around for a new engine? GM is great nowadays if you have some idea what you're doing

if he hired competent devs from the start this wouldn't have been an issue
though maybe he was right to avoid unity (after what happened), and godot wasn't ready yet back then

I dropped the game in chapter 2 when toby started the cuck bait. Not gonna play along with his sick sexual fetish.

I'm a woman and I'm going to kiss you. I'm going to have sex with you, cutie. Now pucker up.

MWAH

MWAH

lol

I can't imagine actually liking the garbage that Toby guy puts out and also NOT liking faggot shit.

Favorite Ship?
The Canon One

I ever finished ch1
The gameplay is fucking boring
I do masturbate to the porn tho

gamemaker is good for competent devs since it's fast to iterate in, I really don't get why so many people have a bias against it

Kerdly fans are subhuman

Is there any evidence for the claim of toby referring to frisk as he on a fanart post? Please post if so.

real Aunt Catty posting

reminder toby's code was terrible, and the first team he hired was fangame devs that only worked with his code

Total susellecide

glasses taped to the side of his head because he doesn't have ears

Based
Honest
Gooner

I like the gameplay
I like the music
I like the story (minus the romance)
These are things than anyone can like

i drew ice e can someone give me a 25$ steam wallet code

Why would anyone whose not a liberal play Undertale or Deltarune? It's one of the gayest franchises in videogame history

It's funny to me that Anon Babble is basically the only place that desperately wants male Chara representation for some reason

let's talk about humanizations and why they all suck, and whether Tobert would have managed to make them not suck with his original "characters are humans in the light world" idea

I would literally walk across the desert just to get a kiss from Aunt Catty.

Cuckoldry is a woman-fetish, though.

Are the skeletons human skeletons or something else?

You're playing as they/them shit.
Source: the game.
Your gender headcanon isn't real. Sorry.

GOD I need a Susie gf. I want to go on stupid escapades and have fun with a cute dino gf.

i can't even remember, when is it told ingame that noelle is lesbian, especially for susie?

Yeah, I'm a liberal alright. An ultraliberal, and I'm too busy hustling to waste $25 on Deltarune.

it is kind of interesting that he went with gamemaker as a codelet since the ideal workflow there involves making most functionality from scratch so you can circumvent all of its weird eccentricities

They/them doesn't mean anything. A human being has either a penis or a vagina

I've always thought that if Susie was 1:1 the same character but a dude, male Susie would genuinely be one of the most hated characters in the fanbase

Tobert is not very bright

It makes me happy how much art there is of Noelle being cucked

A man can dream of this ending.

bad post

ditchuSLOP

every time

Anyone want a hit of my joint

Why is cuck doe art so hot

It's something else and based nippon realizes it.
There is, but Toby deleted it. Plus he was replying to a gay shotapedo so he probably isn't proud of that.

You aren't wrong and both you and Toby know it since he already specifically mentioned the "if you just make the shit character female, people will love her" thing with putting eyelashes on Alphys.

goody two shoes girls are the ideal cuckquean

ditchuSLOP

seeing /utg/ lingo outside of /utg/ feels like seeing your teacher at the grocery store

They're genuinely as annoying as Non-binaryfags.

gigachad that bends the rules of the game and does whatever he wants

Instead of lusting for Susie Anon Babble would be like "he's literally me!"

Because shipfags are basically powerlevelspics but in a different direction, i.e. you're just seeing another character get out-powerleveled and it makes your pants creamy

seeing lingo outside of its home territory

it could be wworse

This thread is terrible

What kind of tasteless faggot hates Susie?

Yeah.

Anon Babble is full of repressed homos in denial, so it's not too surprising

Yep. I hate em.

I'd explain my stance, but given that you're starting out by calling someone a tasteless faggot, I don't think you want an actual discussion at all.

Noelle getting pumped with gallons of susietea...

I never understood waifufags until Catty in Deltarune. I am obsessed with that woman

Kris got horny from being bullied by Sooz

please i dont have a debit card because i've never had a job i just applied to work at a gas station and the bank is too far from my house to just walk over and ask for one someone please for the love of god help me

I think this timeline would actually have a 50:50 split between people using Male!Susie as a blatant self-insert who gets everything he wants (basically a more canon version of what Kris self-inserters think he is) and jacking him off every thread and then in the other camp you'd still have Kris self-inserters who would be fucking fuming that this dino punk is muscling in on their spotlight and calling him a Gary Stu

you want to fuck silly wine aunts (forma de fat tits, as opposed to forma de slim like queen) and that's based and respectable

Are you fucking kidding? Women would go crazy for male Susie and Anon Babble would call him Brosie or some shit. This is out of touch with reality

No more hugs, Catty.

Women love assholes

BIG GURGLY DOUGHELLE

Explains all the rimjob porn out there.

Women love prickly guys with soft interiors. Usually moreso in fiction.

If Susie was a dude, he'd be the ultimate bro and I'd absolutley save him some moss. The best aspect of Susie is that she is equally as weird and dumb like Kris and they make a fun pair.

Not like that and you knew exactly what I meant

GF broke up with me last night

first night without her

deltarune in one week

Oh Robert Tobias Fox, don't screw it up!! Or we'll BOTH get in trouble!!!

people using Male!Susie as a blatant self-insert who gets everything he wants (basically a more canon version of what Kris self-inserters think he is)

I don't get the thought process that would go into that but I'm also old and bald so I don't self insert into a game about retarded teenagers in general

Guilty as charged
I think Queen is hot too

Don't set up a perfect shot like that then get upset when you get snookered anon. It's your own fault for playing the straightman.

All of the Kris/Susie self-inserters would suddenly be "they're just friends bro don't be a fag"

Then just start grooming noelle in chapter 2, if you control her, you can control her feelings too :o)

He was joking, anon. Lighten up a little.

[SHIP] is literally canon because [HEADCANON], [HEADCANON], [GROSS MISCHARACTERIZATION], [HEADCANON], [PROJECTED SEXUAL FANTASIES], [THING THAT NEVER HAPPENED IN-STORY],[HEADCANON]

Bitch

i still would a purple dino bf

True, look at Sanswank.

Noelle, ironically, is a great character fodder to birdly, but no one ever mentions that

Also, no one has chemistry with kris, he is a blank canvas, whatever you imagine between them is headcanon

unbelievably based

Sans isn't an asshole his actions are justified if you play like a murderhobo

he is a blank canvas, whatever you imagine between them is headcanon

secondary detected

round bloated doe all sloshy and jiggly

that acid river ride between Kris and Ralsei only reminded me that for all the shit people talk about chemistry Kris is a fucking brick wall 99% of the time, that scene was so awkward

Deltarune and Switch 2 come out on Thursday

These next few days are going to kill me

dorb

Watch some dickhead somehow hack the Steam servers and leak the ending three days ahead of time.

Also, no one has chemistry with kris, he is a blank canvas

there are people out there who think funny skeleton man is an asshole

no itch.io or GOG releases so that people can't just buy a DRM free version and immediately share it with their buddies

Toby "Mr. Business" Foxberg...

It's kinda the point Kris himself has nothing to really say or think about Ralsei, going by the character teas Kris himself is positive on Ralsei but ultimately pretty tepid. Ralsei is also aware any real affection or conversation with Kris is (You)

*ruins Noelle's pussy with her veiny dino cock*

Can't wait until we're free of the tea shit

i dont play this game but i hope krusiefags win inshallah

I think him bragging about killing a child is weird but other than that he's cool.

of course he's an asshole, he didn't sell me any fried snow >:(

If Toriel hadn't asked me to spare you, I'd have yeet you the second I laid eyes on you, lmao

Funny and asshole aren't opposite ends of a spectrum anon.

kris gets along decently with susie and noelle, he's just kind of uncomfortable with ralsei

TGirl Susie confirmed...

Toby has finally taught the rest of the world what it feels like to be a Bong

Truly the man is a monster.

stares Susie down while drinking her tea

Giga based

*Saves deltarune.*

rightfully hates humans

final soul to shatter the barrier shows up

would slaughter the human for its soul if not for a promise

I see nothing wrong or assholish with this

Kris only has a strong reaction to Susie tea

bros...?

EVERYTHING is better then suselle. Fucking Berdly and Noelle has more chemistry and backstory.
Suselle is just Susie not even knowing its happeniong and Noelle fetishizing/stereotyping Susie as some abusive shitheel because its her fetish

Kris was vigorously masturbating while drinking it and maintaining eye contact

It's Toby's fetish. Remember he's a Touhou fan

Also Susie gaslighting Noelle into thinking the Dark World is just a dream.
Really healthy way to start a relationship, Tobert.

free of the mechanic that serves literally no purpose but to show how each character perceives one another

krusie shiptards don't even play the game

They're not beating the Deltasnoot allegations

It's awkward because Kris has no chemistry with Ralsei. Kris has no problem fucking around with everyone else, even Berdly.

If you need an integer value of an inventory item to display how characters feel about each other, you have, unfortunately, failed as a writer.

Back in my day Touhou was about faceless men fucking your 2hu waifu

It's just hints and teasing, not the real deal.

He's cool.

im not a krusiefag i just hate yuri

It's not even for Kris's benefit because you see how Kris reacts to most characters already, that introspection exists for all the other party members and to increase Ralsei's intrigue because Susie is the only character that even really registers Ralsei exists, and this is especially curious when Asriel is a gigachad in town and Ralsei is his skinwalker. It's also to reinforce the Kris Is Not You plotline being as Kris has no feelings on Ralsei one way or the other.

Kris HATES goats unlike the other humans.

youtube.com/watch?v=yJhG02AWfoU

I think the writing shows how the characters feel about each other just fine, why are you getting so worked up about a funny item that does that?

I don't like him becoming Frisk's stepdad after intimidating them and saying he could've killed them if he wanted at MTT Resort.

Remember he's a Touhou fan

Yeah and he want to fuck the fox lady, what does that have to do with anything?

Sex with both Fatty and Chatty.

He's not a pedo

step-dad.

Touhou games are notoriously only female characters so people draw them kissing each other
But also sometimes this yeah

I hope you guys are ready for 5 more years of this (shipwars) shit.

ranfag

Toby is into hags?

Only 5 more years

Buddy some people will argue about Krusie vs Suselle for the rest of their lives.

Be like me and ignore it.

5 more years of free discussion and advertising on every forum on the internet

Imagine all the merch sales! (laughs)

stalks you throughout the game like a creep

threatens to kill you

uses cheap tricks in his fight

merch sales for characters who can't be sold as merch

Ralsei outfits ALWAYS sell.

I feel nothing for this shipwar last time I was slightly upset was the Ichigobowl

That reminds me we haven't gotten punk Ralsei yet. Get ready for that when we hit September.

Will the plush version be properly fat and squishy?

and saying he could've killed them if he wanted at MTT Resort.

I mean the funny fish and hot robot made actual attempts, it's all water under the bridge

As long as we get at least one battle with a different heart mechanic, this update won't disappoint me.

takes a child on a date twice

stepdad

cant wait to kill his ass again honestly
I hate this fucker

Make a save at his fight so you can play it whenever you want over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over..........

Undyne fight but she has a gun with ricochet bullets you have to deflect diagonally

i don't get the people who say this and still post in deltarune threads. they can be good, this one just isn't

Soriel is basically canon at the TP ending

I feel like it's a onesided thing from Sans while Toriel is just done with relationships
Also she was a piece of shit to Asgore "oh you won't go out there and kill humans? fuck you then"

I know and that sadly why I know it will be happening. The man cant write romance for shit. Alphys/Undyne was his weakest writing in UT, but was made bearable by Papyrus

Don't think it goes farther than joking at eachother through a door
Toriel's hatred for Asgore makes no sense if you stop to think about it even a little bit and I think that's the intention, combined with the mentioned speed with which she left him and became a hermit she didn't try to stop him at all

I feel like it's a onesided thing from Sans while Toriel is just done with relationships

Gigi (the literal concept artist and Toby's friend) drew literal ship art of them so I doubt it

toriel hates him because he's a coward

Typical woman

temmie chang also drew that one rabbit innkeeper with boobs that no other monster has, even the concept artists kneel to tobert's say-so

game that is a copy/paste of another game that is a copy/paste of homestuck is "ruined" by adding more homoshit to it

I think she hates him because he killed six kids

but why

She pushed for Asgore to go through the barrier himself and kill humans for the souls to shatter the barrier

Fair, I didn't know that. But even in Deltarune the signs are there that Soriel is a thing the devs (including Toby) are intended. I mean the "befriend your mom" joke is probably the most unambiguous thing.

catty also has boobs, and both her and the rabbit shopkeeper do have boobs in game

Women love prickly guys with soft interiors.

And men love prickly gals with soft interiors.

he thinks newfag tards can tell that it's a copy/paste of another game that is a copy/paste of another game that it's a copy of homestuck

The dogshiest game at the right time can make all the difference

Proof?

She left him before another human fell, when Asgore declared war on humans before killing anyone. She personally let the other kids go through and get killed (or they got killed along the way).

Play the game and you'll see he made 0 (zero) moves to do anything of sexual sort with the kid

interestingly she does also understand that going through with the plan would result in monster extinction, she has a vested interest in keeping new humans away from him
this has the implication she either DOESN'T understand that and her keeping humans away is purely selfish on her part (plausible), or she DOES understand that and she's using the ignorance of everyone else present to leverage her reclamation of the throne (also plausible)
with undertale's tone i think the former is more likely, toriel is stated to be the brains of the throne but she's also an emotional brick wall outside of her "comfort zone"

no she was against that, she just said "heres how you could've done your own plan better if you were actually dedicated to it and not a coward"

goes on a date with kiddo in the MTT resort romantic hotel

Sansbros???

shitting on toriel

Finally my kinda thread

or maybe the writer is a hack that stole everything from Mother and nothing really makes sense other than Toriel being le chungus wungus le mommy keanu reevus of peace

le creepypasta mastermind

No realization

hmm how can i make this about imaginary IP theft

undertale has more in common with homestuck in tone/themes/writing and more in common with yume nikki in artstyle
stick to "toby STOLE all his music" threads kiddo

New chapter will probably make me dislike her more

I didn't care about this ship or whatever until I learnt how much it triggered brainwashed extreme conservatives, so now I fucking love it.

Ascshually Toby stole from Homostuck and Nikki too

ok

She also has a belly!

vigorous fat-girl squishy sex with shopkeeper, and also alphys and catti

Helicopter/overprotective parents deserve to be cut off

based... so fucking based

everhood also took inspiration from uboa (and undertale in general)

Fat girls are so hot

literally looks stole.... inspired by something

BROS EARTHBOUNSD STOLE FROM YUME NIKKI
ITOI IS A FUCKING HACK
ITOI IS A FUCKING HACK
ITOI IS A FUCKING HACK

Be honest with me - What makes Kris and Susie a better pair than Noelle and Susie?

Are you that same asshole who spams about Invincible supposedly being plagiarism? Cause you talk just like him. Just as obnoxious too.

It doesn't matter what Toby thinks. He's a guy, he'd see the androgynous characters he made as being guys too. It's up to your interpretation.
No one actually sees Chara as anything but a girl except contrarians like yourself, no one sees Kris as anything but a boy except coomers.

This is official merch

I can self insert as the cool guy fucking the hot lizard girl. I mean uhh chemistry. Best friends always fuck each other.

power of love

ohnonononono

Itoi stole from his own mind, his own experiences , his childhood and dreams... also the united states of america for some reason

Toby stole most of his writing from fucking MGQ so most people wouldn't notice.

Okay yeah, they know.

I thought the implication was that Frisk would've died if he didn't protect them like Toriel asked, not that he would've killed them outright.

official TM thighs

Why wouldn't he kill the anomaly?

Cost 10 cents on AliExpress to make
Pre-tariffs

chapter 3 takes place under a BIG TOP tent

there's a giant snail in the center

It's later revealed to be toriels 5x panties

literally impossible to make a Tasque plushie

What was he thinking?

the keychain being her whip is cute
in this chapter we learn toriel divorced asgore because she's been having raunchy sex with kris for most of his adolescence

Because he has no proof Frisk is the anomaly? Flowey was running wild and he just attributes all the time fuckery to Frisk in the Genocide route because he has no better guesses.

Anyone have any fem kris x susie art? I'm putting together a collection

I guess I just prefer ships where they start off as friends instead of one of them having a crush from the onset. There are other reasons, but I don't want to end up gushing over the ship.

fupa

OUGGHH

yeah but that money wont go to toby either this is good or bad depends on the person

GOONERS WON!!!

minor antagonist designed by a guest artist who got so popular that newbies mistake her as part of the main cast

Straight up the Muffet of Deltarune. How the hell did this exact thing happen twice?

This. Only on Anon Babble I see such insistence on Frisk and Chara being guys.

Furfags are insufferable

Meant for

design attractive female character

make millions

Is this really that hard?

*Is the Church Schizo boss.*

Your guide to humans gender!

Male

Self inserter or gets mad about "wokeness in games"

Female

Gooner/waifufag/chronic masturbator

Genderless

Played the game

Furfags

no fur

??????

vgh...
sovl...

Susie starts off as a bully so it's a classic "enemies to lovers" while the two are goofballs with similar synergy of destructive/rebellious nature. While having a character start with a crush is pretty lazy because it's a preestablished relationship giving little reason to care for them getting together

ruins undertale

Kris is male because it’s impossible for a human to be a ‘they’

but both male and female are about self-inserting just with different characters

I actually agree with this. To an extent, that is. Since waifuchads are the main people that play these games as well.

Kris is not a human, though.

The stats menu says Kris is a human, thus Kris is human.

Lmao, so Anon Babblebrained that a genderless character breaks your suspension of disbelief before literal magic and anthro furries do.

I clapped when this played for the susie boss
youtu.be/PJTIQYxmZIg

why is it only the humans that get the they treatment when all the monsters are male or female?

Nah.
It's going to be
Gadobaddorer.

Isn't napstablook they?

Monster Kid, Napstablook, River Person, Seam

Yes.

No more pronoun wars... no more ship wars... please... I'm dying...

Got me thinking. What would be more kino weird finale?
(You) vs Susie (forme de heroine) or (You) vs Gaster

Humans are weird in Undertale/Deltarune. They don't talk, they don't emote.

All the ghosts are genderless until they find a suitable body to inhabit and transition. Like, for example, my wife Maddie.

Monster Kid/Teen.

they don't emote.

Frisk makes faces. They apparently hate soda. Happens in Undyne's house.

Both happening at the same time.

gato sexo

Once again, the smart money is on humans in the UT/DR universe being hermaphrodites. It is highly unlikely that every human we meet just happens to be an enby. Statistically, it's far more likely that humans have different physiology than in the real world.

Yes, but we don’t SEE those emotions, just people talking about it.

Toby doesn't make a single ship canon and just continues teasing without choosing a winner

Hardly the worst ending.

They don't talk, they don't emote.

Oh yeah I remember when in Undertale you call Toriel and emote calling her mom over the phone
I don't know how the mute Frisk theory got so far, honestly I think it was just tumblrfags trying to be "inclusive" by having Frisk use sign language

beating the hell out of mad mew mew every day after work

This is going to be the hardest 5 days of my life.

Was it ever a theory? I thought most people just thought it was cute and drew it.

I wish Toby would confirm Kris as a girl because it would make Anon Babble seethe uncontrollably

kris has identity issues already known on top of the player/character separation
frisk is a mongolian four year old and his gender isn't relevant

Everyone would just coom

I'd be fine if toby picked anything for kris, this they/them stuff just attracts weirdos and mentally ill

You vs Susie is already foreshadowed so hard it would be a laughable ass pull to be anything else.

Okay so now we know that Frisk is objectively a sexually ambiguous character rather than ''non binary'' as toby has a sex for him in his own mind, is their any evidence of a similar sort to say Kris is sexually ambiguous rather than ''non binary''.

Again, you don't SEE Frisk talking. She doesn't talk with an actual dialogue box like the other monsters. Humans don't have face sprites like the monsters. People need to READ what I post.

Gata. Don't misgender my wife.

She does like it rough.

this they/them stuff just attracts weirdos and mentally ill

You can just say shiptards

Reptiles also don't speak, walk on two legs, wear clothes, have hair, or eat chalk.

Joel is so lucky.

those are included in the label(s)

there's more evidence kris is male than female, especially having shared a room with asriel which is very strange for a younger girl and older male even with the species difference

To be fair you didn't say "We don't see them talk/emote" initially, you said "they don't talk/emote".

There needs to be a point where Kris wears a dress or something if Toby wants to change the fact that everyone sees Kris as a guy

If Kris was a girl then Asriel would PLAP Krissy (because that's what I would do if I had a younger sister) MMMM yumyum pedo incest treatsies

They're wearing glamrock-y heels in the music mini-game. I wouldn't be surprised if they end up wearing a dress at some point.

Yeah I agree, theres a lot of stuff pointing to him being male, but deltatroons wont accept anything that isn't airtight evidence. That's what is so good about toby saying he in reference to frisk, it utterly demolishes any idea hes some kind of gender freak.

Fair, my mistake. Still, my point is that humans are weird and different in Undertale/Deltarune.

kris IS dressed as ares from brandish, don't think tobert can escape the allegations no matter how much he feminizes kris in acts and cutscenes
hey, you said it, not me

Male human fags are so cringe.
(Image of Frisk dressed as red hood, jannies).

YOU NEED TO CALL CHARA A BOY NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW NOWNOWNOWNOWWWWWWWW STOP POSTING CHARA WITH BIG BOOBIES

only on Anon Babble

Yes. Chara and Frisk are boys, Kris is a girl. Toby told me so when I met him at the strip club.

Why is Frisk always drawn with REALLY short shorts?

Keky, Anon Babble really is like this.
(This is a picture of Chara and Frisk, Jannies).

Yeah, the people on here who insist Kris is male/female are typically very mentally sound.

THEORY
You know how there's multiple things in Asriel's drawer depending on the save
There's going to be multiple chapter 3 schizobosses

It's hot.

The weird part is that Anon Babble has always been packed super deranged and vocal Chara waifufags like the "Chara did nothing wrong" guy who spammed multiple boards, the insistence on Male Chara feels very abrupt in comparison

You know why

Child doesn't hurt anyone

Repeatedly threatens the child anyway

if toby had decided something for kris/frisk from the start those discussions wouldn't have happened at all

A female Kris confirmation would be funny because it would turn Deltarune into a full magical girl game

The kids vibes were off complete ohio rizz fr

He did decide, people here just can't accept it.

ALL MY NIGGAS SCHIZOS
NIGGA HEIL GASTER.

not really since the evidence for either its NB or gender undefined is all over the place

I fucking hate americans. I dont care that its a lesbian ship, I just think its fucking shit writing ypu red/blue brained secondaries

Even the east rejected him.

One should not be restricted by the laws of physics to make good character design.

Kris causes the Roaring

Sans' world is destroyed and he gets sent to the twisted world of Undertale with many familiar faces but no one recognizes him.

The guy who once begged for free pickles is now his king

One day he sees a kid just like the one who ruined his life and sent him to this hell

He's justifiably a little upset with Frisk

there's no powerscaling entry for sans on the powerscaling wiki

I thought he was popular

It's not.

Kris and Noelle is the only good pair.

Just go to versus battles wiki instead.

it's one-sided, susie is ace damn it

youtube rap battles are the only proper powerscaling
youtube.com/watch?v=b8feTDua8EE
The spamton ones much better
youtube.com/watch?v=iMMxxVRss24

sexyman rap battles

I'm not prepared for these amounts of cringe

Anon Babble always wants to be as homosexual as possible

Man I want to suck some dick.

Anon Babble FEARS cute humans.

I thought so too but now im addicted. The Noelle one is really fun
youtube.com/watch?v=lhOAbJS_KOI

Asgore...

FUCKING THIS
With Noelle, you can intuit that she was friends with Kris before the events of the game. From dialog of various npcs around town, you can tell that Kris is a social outcast because he is the only human and is coddled by Toriel. Having a character who is a genuine friend to Kris despite this does a lot to warm the player up to Noelle. The two also have a good repour with each other during CH2, based on Noelle's reactions to the stuff Kris does.
With Susie, both characters are outcasts that become friends by the CH1. Susie is the one that brings out Kris' true character more than anyone (protecting her at the end of Ch1, liking her tea the most, wanting to hang out at festival).
Whenever I replay the game and watch the Ferris wheel scene, I don't feel anything. Obviously there are still several chapters of the story left for their dynamic to flesh out. But Toby needs to put in the work if he wants Susie and Noelle to not feel like the most force couple ever. So far, it almost feels some wrote the dynamic between Cloud, Tifa, and Aerith, but they really wanted the two girls to make out before the end of disc 1.

Noelle's face is freakishly long holy shit.

new chapter isn't even out yet

discussion is already nothing but shipfaggotry and trannyfaggotry

I hate toby so much

No, she hates him precisely because he didn't want to kill six kids.

I am playing a progressive videogame and it keeps showing me progressive themes and now I am upset

Let me get this straight, son. Your problem with that game of yours, "Delton Roon" or whatever the fuck, is that there may be lesbian S&M in it? You some kinda faggot or somethin'?

Thankfully, the east doesn't have that.

Why does Kriselle and Krusie make Deltarune fans livid?
It's still yuri

The problem is that Susie's the real main character. In that analogy, she's Cloud and has her pick of anyone she wants. Kris, Noelle, Ralsei, it's her privilege.
In FF7, Tifa and Aerith aren't allowed to get together, leaving Cloud alone or forced to pick Yuffie. They're side characters and don't get that choice.

It's not hot.

I love these straight bitches

Kris is a AMAB-NB, which are banned from queer spaces.

I only recently played Undertale Yellow and now I'm playing this thing called "Red and Yellow"
It's pretty cute seeing Clover act like an idiot and Chara get frustrated

You can't just go around and making up acronyms all willynilly like that and expect anyone to have any idea what you are saying

I hate this game because now people ship chara with clover and insert chara into yellow stuff when I crave more kanaclover instead

What are you talking about? Every popular artist is drawing all of the big three pairings, if not making it polyamorous.

cute sisters

It's called concern trolling

I'm not talking about "popular artists" I'm talking about "The Deltarune Community"

Very cute.

Popular artists are popular for a reason.

But Toby needs to put in the work if he wants Susie and Noelle to not feel like the most force couple ever.

I think this is why people so frequently cite Susie x Noelle as one of their biggest concerns for the rest of the game, even people who like the pairing tend to admit that Susie gets all her character development elsewhere and then gets "handed" to Noelle's pre-existing fixation.

If this relationship falls flat it's going to do more than just suck half the main trio's interactions into a black hole of Alphys x Undyne 2.0, it's going to impact multiple critical elements like Rudy's inevitable death, the Holiday/Dreemur family drama, and most importantly EVERYTHING related to Dess and her disappearance.

That stuff might be popular in your HMOFA threads but I wouldn't say it represents the community at large

lmao you are really assblasted aren't you

You'd be assblasted too if you had to put up with people saying Suselle is canon all day.

gamejolt.com/games/Onetale/726821 anyone play this?

I'll assblast Asriel if you know what I mean nudge nudge wink wink

You need to be prepared for when Suselle is canon so you won't be so assblasted

I'm talking about places like twitter and tumblr. The threads would be fine with polygamy, not polyamory.

are there any kerdly shippers who DON'T ship suselle?

Well, what else is there? Ralsei and Susie?

I really can't give a damn about kanako, you barely see her in the game

No since all kerdniggers get off to humiliation

What do we think of HFOMA here?

that's what DRY is trying to fix

human female on male anthro

sans

how the fuck is he anthro it's a skeleton you coomer fuck

i've got a large bet on "a susie ship is not confirmed by the end of the game" with a side bet on "this is because susie dies"

I didn't have any other pictures, sorry.

kris isn't the knight
kris is the angel

That guy's hat is really big

He's stocking up for the winter. Very strong. 1997. Core worker from Undertale. Nothing important.

Krisei ofc

incest

I meant in that there's little in the way of other ships existing. The only real other ship that could exist in that scenario is Ralsei and Susie.

wincest

neutralcest

Made for the harem ending with Kris. The fallout would be the purest kino.

just boys experimenting, y'know

Only Chasriel is canon.

Can it really be described as a war when one side seems to be completely absent?

Krisriel

Deltarune was ruined by existing, same with Undertale
YWNBAW btw

kriselle bloodplay

They complete each other’s stupidity

Yes I did try out Illustrious and learn that it generates perfect Susie porn. But why are you trying to remind me Anon Babble?

They're clearly both girls in that picture

This got me thinking: Kris is a hero who seals the fountains, or a knight who creates them, or an angel who gains power from them. (Built huge wings for the angel doll and wings = freedom = power)
Alas, they will become a fallen angel, Lucifer, Lightbringer.

monster kid, river person, napstablook, seam

Yeah no Toby is pretty consistent with his NB autism

This picture is heresy. Susie is best as an awkward early bloomer lanket.

I think Asgore sat on Rudy's face and that's why he's in hospital

Nah, it was on his pelvis. It's way he's bedridden.

Not in my porn she isn't.

Ass-Gore'd

What does the J <3 N mean above Kris?
Noellevil?

and everyone always call those characters "he" without thinking, but never "she"

Nobody actually likes alphys, though. There's a few people pretending to be contrarians about it, but nobody likes them, either.

Yep, only humanchads get that privilege.

It's because we tend to see gender neutral things as more masculine as opposed to being feminine. Like most people would assume a stick figure is a man despite not having any inherently masculine characteristics, so I suppose it's something patriarchal. If we were a Drow society, we might see the stick figure as a woman instead.

why are there four deltarune threads?

People are excited for the upcoming chapters and are not being as sensible.

all the jannies died in the hack

But sans does know about flowey, because flowey knows about sans, enough to fear and despise him. He even calls him a "smiley trashcan".

less than 5 days left

especially having shared a room with asriel which is very strange for a younger girl and older male even with the species difference

They literally don’t have a spare room so that argument doesn’t make sense.

Because a new cultural milestone is about to release

My sister slept in my parent's room until we got a bigger house

Shitposters and spammers.

ugly butch lesbian

Fucking puke. Worst kind of yuri.

uses cheap tricks in his fight

Is his meta shit really any worse than the meta shit the player can do? In fact, I think that's the point, and even then, he pales in comparison to (you)r overwhelming power to just fucking reload.

It's just typical shit where one always is the "male" and the "top" and the other is the "woman" and the "bottom" who's the punching bag of the relationship.
I unironically hate most gay people because of this sort of thing.

Does anyone have that old image of CHADly where he's looking back in the classroom removing his glasses with a really serious offended expression. It's in black and white with super detailed sketchy lineart. I cannot find it anywhere but it used to be in every thread back in the day.

Why is it that every gay relationship just amounts to the masc figure bullying and abusing a masochist fem?

Nah, Kerdly is worse.

Ferris wheel gets more fucked up when you realize that Noelle is pretty much manipulating Susie with suicide threats.

Oh boy, if only you knew the context of that image.

Enlighten us. Also, provide the image.

Because that's how yurislop goes. Always straight-like.

There's going to far more in a few days.

Deltarune in 6 fucking days

I don't think I'm prepared to live in a post Chapter 3 + 4 world

You are retarded if you think that incels hate lesbians.
Everyone knows that lesbians are hot as fuck you autistic zoomner

4 and a half (and change) days*

5, anon. 5.

3 kids and 1 adult

Get this fucking skeleton outta here

Not only yuri. I assume it's more or less just a universal hatred of feminine people.

Short people and being mistaken for kids. The horror.

Just checking who the lucky winner was.

ohnonononono

Man I forgot how much soul undertale had. Imagine playing this at 2:00 in the morning when it's dark and snowy outside. The music.

i'm glad there are some normal folk out there. susie and noelle's relationship does feel really flat.

completely erased from the archive

Oh god...

meant for

stop posting this version for ants niglet

What more is there to it? She's a punching bag, and Susie's there to pump those lesbian abuse statistics

Thank you, anon.

This is so shit

he doesn't know

Anon Babble skips non-0 dubs newfag

A little.

Undertale?

Undertale.

there better be a prompt to hug asriel when he gets home, and if there isn't it better be because kris just does it automatically on his own

asriel's dead

I don't hate Susie but I do hate how we could get dangerously close into her becoming mary sue bullshit.

waiting is canon and good or something