Well well well doomlets

Well well well doomlets...

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She has heels on retard

King of manlets.

What tranny retard made this? Samus is only 6'3" in the Power Suit, she's 6'1" in the Zero Suit as of Dread and 5'11" out of suit. Feminist faggot men need the bullet.

Samus' dick is also bigger than his.

Samus

6'3

Samus is 5'10, 6'3 is from a Nintendo power fanfiction

Since when was 5'6'' the new average guy height? I remember it being 5'8''.

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Samus stands next to humans, she towers over them

Chief stands next to humans, he towers over them

The Slayer stands next to humans, they tower over him

Pathetic

5'6 is average? That can't be right. I'm 5'8 and when I go outside, almost everyone is taller than me, including women.

You sound like a pussy.

average 5.6

Riiiight

The more third worlders we let in the smaller our average gets.

Only pussy is the retard thinking Samus is an amazon.

You are probably forgetting that there are more countries than just America.

Why did nuDoom make Doomguy so tall? Are all UAC grunts this big?

Where does it say "average guy"? It says "average humane[sic]"

White male average is around 5'10. The number is brought down heavily by India and SEA

Just write 6 ft on your license who's gonna stop you

What the fuck is that average height? It's 1.83m here, which I am and I still feel short because the number is held down by the elderly.

Yeah. My bad.

doomguy

6.8 feet

since when

Based cool skater Doomguy

Doomguy is as tall as me

My hero.

Doom Eternal

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5.6 is not 5'6".

It says 5,6 not 5.6

Not true and you're a homo. Samus is 7feet tall, deal with it

Doomguy is the only human.

Why does he look so weird next to properly proportioned humans?

Only homos want her to be that tall. I go back Nintendo's canon height

Because humans dont scale up like that, its like a 5 8 guy blown up in every metric to 6 8 so he looks thick as fuck and inhumanly big like a beast.

*I only accept Nintendo's canon height
What even happened there?

The Samus model from Dread I downloaded is 2 meters tall without heels, but I don't know if it's scaled

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average human is 175cm

Lmao
Maybe in manlet-land where they still use king's feet as a unit of length.

They should have just kept him 5'8", he looks strange here because of that, it's even worse in the Dark ages because they gave him a normal head on a bloated body.

I think it's close and Nintendo stated that wanted to make her fit in the suit this time or make it look like someone was in the suit this time during their Dread Reports.

he wasn't really designed to be posed next to them, same reason his face looks retarded as he wasn't really designed to be seen without a helmet

since the pajeet and mudslim influx

6'3 with those heels maybe

You could be lying to yourself about your height, I am 5,8 and I have had ppl tell me they are 5,10 when they barely reach my nose.

average height

5'6

manlet cope

the average human is taller than 6.8 now?

Wanna know the truth?

Be anon , get measured at 16-18yo and get 175cm shoes off

10 years pass and you are sure you are 175 cm but see most people taller than you

In reality being sedentary,bad posture and bad habits have paid its toll quickly

Get measured again 169cm...

I'm this guy here Is Samus in Dread actually taller than 6'3"?

Maybe they shrunk the Slayer down to 5'8" again or Argent people are just taller than Earth people.

yuros do that, go look how they write the number 3,000,189.62

but he still towers above the argent dudes, I hate those argent dudes man, knockoff wannabe 40K shit

retards think that America is the only country on earth

Most people on earth are short and brown. The average human male height being 5'6 is believable in a world where nearly half the population is Indian or Chinese.

its global average dumbass
meaning the malnourished browns who haven't figured out how farming works in shitdia and africa that bring the average down

Samus is 5'10 out of her suit. She's only 6'2 inside the actual suit.

wears heels in suit with heels

RDJ levels of height insecurity

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2 meters is 6.56 feet tall

5'6

average

Average for who? Females?

167 cm

Average

Where?
In South East Asia?

the billion count of malnourished indians

So, the Dread Power Suit is 6'7" while Samus is 6'5"? Does this mean the 6'3" height was retconned?

Mexicans alone bring the average down by a few inches. All their males are 5'5

Most people on earth are short and brown.

How do we solve this problem?

not human

new planet

Or maybe she just likes heels.

Samus is the perfect height to bury your face in her chest

this is bad now

You'd have to add another 8 inches for it to be true.

Peasants.

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40gay

They are currently working on a solution themselves. With a bit of luck Pakistan and India wipe themselves out soon.

Race-targeting killer microbes made in a gain-of-function pharma lab.

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This
She tops them too

you people are way too fucking obsessed with Samus

since 40k got too famous.
the Tyrants in resident evil remakes are 2ft taller than the originals