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We found this hot in the 90's. Shit was weird.

that movie is from 1979 though

People weren't indoctrinated by BBL and disgusting fat asses
And they weren't obsessed with not being gay

me

BANNED, EXPELLED, BANISHED FOREVER HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Flat as a board

that's cool and all, but I think we oughta discuss the bonus situation.

Too late, motherfucker. Your here forever.

Bro, she literally has no ass. It's not even a Hank Hill ass, it's non-existent

refused to shave her muff

Scott was losing his shit over it

women without big asses deserve to be tortured and killed painfully
it's like a crime against my eyes

Siggy is so fucking based.

Serious question, what is this type of ass called because its one of my favorite type of asses.

She got no ass, but I would still rail her like the world was ending, ESPECIALLY if the minge hair rumor is to be believed

it's called

The A (there is no ss).

When are we getting the pube release?

Nonexistent

looking at the thumbnail I thought this was a guy in a wife beater and tighty whiteys bending backwards, god damn this bitch needs fried food

that's a photoshop

The Hank Hill

I'd still smash this old hag, present day

horrorslopsois see this painfullymid bitch and say 11/10

Man ass

How did he convince her?

Paddy's Delight

You faggota dont know the joy of of spreading open and ass like that and just fondling her asshole. Faggots.

Why did boomers find this hot again?

fried food doesn't do anything if it doesn't have ass genes
most fat obese whale women don't have asses, just fat flabby skin, dumb nigger
you need ASS genes even if she is petite she is going to have ass

literally man's butt

calls somebody a fag

You don't smash her; she smashes you.

Ripley was hot cause she was androgynous and careless. Young folk wouldn't understand.

massa says she gots to haves ass jeans?

Because they are mostly women

And Squeenix

you like trannies grandpa

This is acceptable. That tummy tho

Top o da mornin ta ya, paddy

the irish pill

Wasn’t this her idea to begin with? Didn’t she want to be nude?

We need Aliens: Isolation

Ripley Jr. is back

this time with Colonial Muhreens

people think it's like the first game but it's basically SWAT 4/Arma 3 but Aliens

still a survival horror since ammo will be scarce/non-existent and there are multiple endings for keeping squad members alive

take everything great about the first game and make it shit

No thanks.

Like is the case with zoomer women (for whom this counts due to microplastics), their women aged like shit due to smoking since they are 12 years old, so anything that looks like it's younger than 40 is "hot" in the boomer mind.

Trannies only came up after USA government turned financial issues into race and gender issues and obviously succeeded. Modern trannies are an American trend, androgynous meant something else in the 80s

meds NOW

he doesn't know about this being social weapon that goes back a few thousand years

Lightning if she real

Does lightning still hold the throne of flattest ass in gaming?

Honestly, I think flat asses are kind of hot.

why did Ridley Scot made it important that a portion of her bush is visible?

Imagine being the xenomorph in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Sigourney Weaver, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your white panties and gross flat ass. I would totally impregnate you, both my character and the real animatronic me." when all it really wants to do is lay eggs in another 16 year old in its dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be the xenomorph and not only hide in that ship while Sigourney Weaver flaunts her flat ass in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her legs going directly into her back, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she works it. Not only having to tolerate her disgusting fucking gluteus minimus visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SIGOURNEY WEAVER GOT A BOOTY LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her strut around in her disgusting granny panties; never before have you seen legs directly connect into someones spine before, no ass, no hips, you didn't even know that existed before today. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of colonists and later alleged space marines for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of LV-426. You've never seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's trickling down from her lower back to her knee caps as she shakes her ass to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to hide there and revel in her "voluptuous"(for that is what she calls herself) ass, the ass she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could eviscerate every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure because you're a xenomorph. You're not going to lose your galactic conquest over this. Just bear it. Hide in the vent and bear it

Im colombian, i dont care. Call me Irish, ill take the Irish pill everyday if it means holding that beautiful ass in my hands. Fuck i like skinny girls with big tits so much.

Wasn't there a scene where a crew member's locker had a poster hanging in it of a woman with a thick bush?

Geena Davis is another boomer who looked hot despite not being hot.

she's tall and leaning forward.

Siggy did that Ridley wanted to wipe the whole lot out. She was actually willing to go full commando for that shot.

1970s California was the peak of civilization and the boomers threw it in the garbage for affordable lawncare

pancake

Reminder that she herself wanted to be completely bottomless for this scene, and to be 100% unshaved. the director told her she was crazy and that "no one wants to see that"

i just finished this game five minutes ago: total dogshit. the difficulty comes from the ai just puppyguarding your movement constantly. you can play it by either keep moving and rolling the dice on getting caught or by turning the game into a locker hiding sim while waiting for an opening to move to the next computer terminal. the ending also had no catharsis whatsoever and the game generally overstayed it's welcome. it was okay but tedious up until the marshal betrays you, then it becomes an outright slog of a moviegame.

i genuinely feel disgusted that i spent my time playing it

Fucking lmao

cute

The other guy earlier just revealed she had a bush -- literally the 1970s equivalent of being tatted -- and you call it the peak?

the ass that inspired a generation of horny japanese artists

quick v before the thread is pruned
aliens extended edition or theatrical?

wut, fully shaving only became the "standard" in the 90s

Reminder that she herself wanted to be completely bottomless for this scene, and to be 100% unshaved. the director told her she was crazy and that "no one wants to see that"

What a fucking homo

Old man here, do not believe everything you read on the internet. Men appreciated a woman with an ample derriere in my youth. It's not some new phenomenon, despite what you might hear from biased culture warriors.

why is the ass of any male protagonist like this

Why is she so fucking hot?

the AI was good for its time but yeah it's stupid how you can just hide from its line of sight a meter away and it won't ever detect. also doesn't react to sounds from objects falling when you bump into them

be hiding under desk

soda can or whatever rolls from under it because I moved

''must've been my imagination'' the xenomorph thought

FREE THE PUBES

Cameron likes her so much that he made an alien teen version of her in Avatar 2