Why are there no good Christian games?

I think the Binding if Isaac is pretty good.

But that is wrong when there are plenty of Christian-approved vidya games.

What do Nick and Maya have to do with Christianity? Their games are filled with references to eastern mysticism instead.

Fuck that, where are the islamic games?

intelligence and religiosity have an extremely significant inverse correlation even though the catholic church was the cultural artistic and spiritual core of europe and kickstarted the scientific revolution

here's some gay ass study i found online about 83 biased samples

Christianity is a Jewish psyop used to theologically and mentally conquer the goyim. The series that portrays it the most accurately is SMT.

Super Noah's Ark 3D was pretty good though.

What good games have other religions made?

Play CS.

Edmund Mcmillions is le enlightened atheist tho

Pentiment (although ngl i didn't bother finishing it)

I'd argue Shinto and Buddhism have pretty good games centered around them. Arguably any game about the Journey to the West is Buddhist in nature.

What's Christian about Doom?

does this count as a christian game? it was made by one

"N-NO THE STUDIES ARE ALL FAKE AND BIASED BECAUSE THEY JUST ARE OK!!!!!!!!"

Eastern mysticism. They live in California sir

*Japanifornia

Because any and all political or religious group will want to prioritize spreading their message above anything else. This is also why most groups, right or left, will 'claim' works because they are unable to come up with anything remotely close to it. For Christians specifically some groups see games as gateways to sin or are too old to understand them and so don't bother to use them other than a tool to show Bible stories to kids through puzzles.

there are

yes but without irony

Artists and scientists were forced to play along because Christianity's stranglehold over society, their achievements weren't because of Christianity but in spite of it.

The only good one I can think of is The Neverhood

The satanism
That's not christian it's catholic

Although Christians are pretty weird about anything that depicts any angel or demon in my experience.

it's a meme to think you need to attend church once a week to be christian

catholicism is based albeit

Castlevania, while not explicitly Christian, has some pretty cool chapel themes.

also there's a heavily Catholic dating sim VN on Steam called Monster Girl Academia although it's not very complete yet.

religious people are morons

posts that

not very convincing

christianity is le jewish psyop

christianity has jewish origins, but modern christianity is so intertwined with european peoples that removing christianity is removing a symbol of hope
t. agnostic

"that's not a dragon it's a wyvern"

catholicism is a church of christianity, not a separate religion

Cope more atheist sodomite.

b-BUT THEY FORCED THEM EVEN THOUGH THEY HAD MONASTERIES WORKING ON SCRIPTURES AND INTELLECTUALS

kek

Lack of creativity and work ethic

I didn't knew new age protestants were smart enough to use computers.

main hub is a gloomy 18th century christian town and its church

game is about killing a heathen witch

close enough

You sure think a lot about men having sex with other men.

He asked torna good game

Presumably all the good christian creators are making art that isn't video games (nerd shit)

Will never beat you in cum guzzling while fedora tipping.

Majority of the most intelligent humans in history were theists or deists
Not believing in God is okay(I myself am not religious) but saying that believing in God means you're dumb is retarded

Fun fact that is made by an anon on here

It's just that IQ meme. Low IQ people believe in God because they're dumb and can't think of anything else. High IQ people often believe in God because they understand that it's the most likely answer for our existence and even if God doesn't exist, God as a belief system is one of the few things that can control and make a positive society. Midwits think they're smart and punch down the dumb common believers

muh midwits cope again

The average midwit on earth still believes in God or holds a religion. This is pure copium.
If religiousness makes a positive society then the most religious nations on Earth should be the greatest places to live in. This isn't even remotely true.

Those would be Protestants. This shit is awesome as a Catholic

the most religious nations on Earth should be the greatest places to live in

Yes. I'm not religious but I'd love to live in a heavily religious country. The problem with your map is that most people are christians in name only and/or because of their families
South America is mostly religious? Why are their women massive whores then?

Saying you're christian and putting it to action are completely different things.

Okami

dey are not reel christians!!!!!!

every fucking time with you people lmao
see
they all have blasphemy laws, abortion being banned or heavily restricted, etc
religious countries are shit to live in on average by every developmental metric

abortion being banned or heavily restricted, etc

oh no poor whores

every fucking time with you people lmao

This is the first time that I discussed religion on Anon Babble
If other people said the same thing maybe they just aren't retarded

Christian prudes tend to be massive closeted whores. It's literally a trope bro.

Islam is right about women.

Abrahamic religions all have a thing about their subject matter being too sacred or taboo to be depicted, or in some cases even talked about at all. Aside from expectations about depicting divine radiant beauty beyond comprehension being disappointed by lackluster designs, one runs the risk of simply offending religious practitioners by making non-biblically canonical stories featuring the sacred cows. At least Jews and Christians aren't as uptight as Muslims. They may turn up their nose, or complain at disrespectful representations, but they probably won't try to fucking kill you for including a certain prophet in your story.

Because modern christians are cucks that accept whores if they "regret" it and you can't judge them. It's the perfect religion for whores

Christian prudes tend to be massive closeted whores.

*women
ftfy

Cringe

People are "whores". Religion doesn't factor in. At most it sets a limiter or guideline that tries to get one to avoid the moral and physical pitfalls of being a slut through threat of condemnation, or sometimes even just stories of real world consequences. If I made a religion that told its congregation not to eat food, it would be kind of silly to say that fastitarians are all closet binge eaters. They just got hungry.

Right here.

Yes. I'm not religious but I'd love to live in a heavily religious country

Move to Iran or Afghistan then

I'm not talking about the ones that have repressed sexuality and hide it. I'm talking about the ones that outright don't think it's wrong to be a whore yet call themselves christians
The average christian don't even read the bible, they just say they're christian just because. It's like people that cheer for their country in some sport match even though they don't even know the rules of the sport

Because that shit is boring unless used as an excuse to kill a video game enemy. But at that point there a million other motivations to “kill the bad guy”

The average christian don't even read the bible

Source? Why, it was from my asshole of course!

Spare us your anecdotal assumptions.

abortion being banned or heavily restricted

Ahhhhh women can't kill their babies!!!!

By religion I meant christianity or shintoism. I never cared about the others enough to learn about them. Though buddhism and taoism is cool in games and fiction

Lol of course the "heavily religious country" you want to move to is Japan.

And the Christian men are all massive closeted gooners.
Hence the all the sex stores on the highway in flyover states interspersed with Christian billboards. Literally the only profitable business you'll see out there next to fast food chains and dollar tree.

Diablo 2 right? You play as a mexican who has to kill the Devil.
Mexicans love jesus and shit. Seems pretty christian to me.

average Christian reads the Bible

"watch out for those jews, they're the synagogue of satan"

AHHHH BAN IT BAN IT BAN IT

There are many, many great video games that employ Christian themes. There are precisely zero good PREACHY games. People who try to turn video games into propaganda never make good games because they put the message first and miss the point of making a game at all.

anon are you comparing Christians to woke progressives?

YES. It is the exact same phenomenon, it's just sending a different message. And in both cases the way to fix the mistake is the same: Make something fun that people will like and have faith in them to understand what you're trying to express. Even if they disagree with you, they will respect you as long as you respect them.

If you are an artist, let your art speak for itself; if you are not, step back and let the artists do their jobs. That is all.

Doom counts.

Unironically this. If you don't understand how Doom fits as a video game with strong Christian themes then you don't understand how video games engage people and tell compelling stories.

is Faith not a good game? I thought of buying it because it looks interesting
and I want to be spooked

so nonchristians are all massively outed gooners? got it.

Man it's almost like sexuality is an important part of the human experience and Christianity demonizes it because it wants to manipulate people through guilt or something

can people not be stupid and just believe in the possibility higher force and leave it at that, no other unecessary branches popping out of it or retard radicalists larping as prophets?

Fund all the research

Educate all the scholars

tHeIR aCHieVeMEntS weREn'T BeCAusE of ChRIstIAniTY bUt iN SpITe oF It!

Fucking loser

catholics and muslims demonize it

christianity isnt as bad as those 2.

There are many, many great video games that employ Christian themes.

Can you name some? Also I'm still not seeing how Doom is Christian aside from being something zoomer tradcaths latched on to because it was "based".

i still havent forgiven my parents for getting me circumcised.

There's many games with chirstian themes, some with buddhism and a few with taoism
Though there's a difference between exploring religious themes and making a "religious" game. Even if you're religious I doubt you'd like to play through a game that strictly teaches about it's religion

We dont have to do this anymore, but the Jews and "medical professionals" keep convincing Christians that the Old Testament covenant is still a practice we do

Actually when Jesus established the church, the apostles decided circumsion wasnt necessary. You can blame the jews for that.

Unironic trvth nvke Christcucks are the kike’s strongest goys

Yet God is still allowing this horrific abuse to happen to hundreds of millions of helpless babies. Doesn't seem like he cares.

they're too busy trying to convert retards on twitter and facebook

Jesus fucking christ, play it yourself and make up your own mind you stupid faggot, why would you ever trust the opinion of anyone on Anon Babble about anything?

xenogears, xenosaga, xenoblade 2

lol

really op? did you even try?

Don't forget Anon Babble

Would it make more sense to say it this way? All Christians are God's chosen people.

And they're right. Degeneracy is bad for you
If you disagree you disagree with science. I'm not even religious btw, it's just the truth

A doctor faggot already lost a battle against me when it comes to the effects of oxytocin on promiscuous women

If both religion and science support that claim then you're just a degenerate hedonist if you disagree

Xeno series.

There haven't been anyone who seriously believes in Christianity in a century. You can't find one person alive who actually lives by Christian values as earnestly as your average peasant did just a few centuries ago. You see so little properly Christian things because no one has true passion for it anymore. This is the fate of all religions that stop taking themselves seriously.

youtube.com/watch?v=2aZZyBUODck

How does one live a what christian lifestyle ? I'm trying to do this, but I feel like i'm always doing something wrong

Jesus Christ is literally a central protagonist in Xenosaga. And the other Xeno games are full of Christian themes and iconography. A game doesn’t have to announce “THIS IS A CHRISTIAN GAME” to be one.

It's incredible how people can't discuss religion without strawmanning

most people aren't real christians

WHAT, ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU NEED TO BE A NUN TO BE A REAL CHRISTIAN?!?!

I'm sorry
I'm just dumb and stupid

KCD devs would laugh at you if you told them KCD1 is a Christian game. Czechia is like 80% atheist or irreligious and early 15th century is known as the time when Christians went full retard and ruined the kingdom.

No porn, no masturbation, marry the first person you have sex with, don't waste money on luxuries, (this means anything more than what is necessary for you and your family) regularly donate to charity and church, help people out even if it hurts you, if you have any free time left then only use it for healthy entertainment that doesn't promote sinful things.

The bible itself says God inst governing the world right now, but Satan is.

jw dot org

There is one called "Fallout: New Vegas" but for some reason if you play it you get called a tranny despite it having one of the most unapologetic Christian characters in gaming history. Yes, I know he's technically Mormon but his branch of Mormonism is basically just Mormon flavored Protestantism anyway.

Believe in God and try your best to not commit sins

"Try" is the important part. Everyone commits and will keep commiting sins, but going after them and avoiding them are different.

I'll start with Doom because it might be the most straightforward. The central conflict in Doom is between a corrupt human organization which thinks it appropriate to take advantage of agents of sin in order to achieve what, on its surface, is a noble end; and the player character, who embodies the cause of righteousness because he is able to see why the not-so-unforeseen consequences of this are not worth the tradeoff. I'm obviously talking about the 2016 entry in the series here rather than the original, because the original didn't have such a narrative arc in mind when it was designed, but this is a theme that was present in the early games already that was simply elucidated by the stronger narrative design of the newer games.

Another great example is Halo, and when you look at its story it's not difficult to see why. The antagonists are the agents of a corrupt caste of religious zealots who trigger a worldwide catastrophe known as the Flood in their hubristic grasping for validation. The primary player character, though very explicitly not a religious figure, embodies self-sacrifice as the ultimate expression of faith in the face of overwhelming odds, very much a characteristic of Christian culture. The second player character, the Arbiter, embodies a similar idea from a religious perspective, seeking to redeem his faithful brethren by removing the source of corruption. The broader Halo lore contains a number of greater religious themes involving the concept of original sin and redemption and all that, but I think you get my point.

Slightly different example, Final Fantasy XIV, particularly the Stormblood expansion. Despite the dev team almost certainly containing only a minority of Christians, the way the story in this expansion tackles the concept of faith and the desire for meaning in a world that's had its fill of saviors echoes the very best of Christian literature, but I'm at the character limit, so I'll leave it there.

playing the DLC for the first time I was pleasantly surprised at how likable Joshua was. Despite being a deeply religious man he is still very much capable and full of wisdom, a big contrast to the aloof religious characters you see in other media.

Because Christians have no fucking originality, edge, or anything even remotely close to a creative fucking thought in their head, especially modern Christians. The closest you're gonna get is Castlevania if you go for fun game where the main character happens to be Christian in only the older games. Even then Trevor Belmont married a witch named Sypha Belnades(who disguised herself as a man) which gave the Belmonts magical powers.
Nothing says wholesome Christian game like getting a tattoo of a fucking pentagram. Try again retard. You probably saw an Alex Jones doom slayer meme and your brain jumped to wholesome Christian game lol. Romero is a literal fucking Satanist lol.
If you fight the secret boss in the mirror there's a note that's clearly written by John in which he writes all of his experiences off as just Christian Satanic panic mania. John believes that it was her dogmatic parents that are responsible for driving her to insanity. This clearly represents a resentment towards his religion. He even denies the ritual he performed as having any real effect on her.
Dragon Quest outside of the first 3 entries was not very Christian. Even then the symbols have all been completely reworked from crosses to their more modern counterparts. They largely worship the goddess in almost every entry with a couple of exceptions.
Best anti-christian game.

Diablo? It's a much more fitting answer than Doom.

The channel owner always uses Phoenix and Maya in his thumbnails.

Doom is Christian

lmao, just stop

Rightoids can't create, only destroy.

destroy false prophets and extremists

enjoy God's wilderness

Best Christian game

what does religious belief have to do with creativity? Pretty sure Tolkien was a very religious man as well other notable sci-fi/fantasy writers.

Heaven is one of the greatest adventure games of all time though, you even get to play as a hot grandma.

It's OK, anon. I know reading is hard. Just let the church, I mean state, do the reading for you and explain what all of the complicated words mean and you won't have to worry about having to listen to other people or form your own opinions.

That's because they were full of intelligent European men, not because of some magic Hebraic bullshit. Please feel free to correct me by showing me an African monastery full of scholars.

these kind of threads are so blackpilling to me because i'm considering getting married with a girl i met in January this year and it's been great since then but she is 30. Yeah she is hot and all but Anon Babble says that anything over 25 is a death sentence for a man. On the other hand i got myself in this situation. What do?

rightoids

This shows that american christians aren't christians. The only government that christains believe is God's government. Man's government is failed at it's conception, no matter who's the leader

He's conflating religiosity with politics as in the US most Right-wingers are very christian (typically evangelicals) and a lot of conservatives in general are Christian or religious. Of course there are religions left-wingers, atheist right wingers etc. Tolkien isn't even really "left or right". Like while he's conservative he'd probably hate tech-cyrptofacists like Peter Thiel who unironically admires Sauron as a champion of industry.

If you care what anyone on this site thinks you're a dumb fucking retarded faggot.

i want to rape her so bad

If your goal is to start a family find a younger girl

Get her eggs frozen and/or start having kids immediately. I have family that had kids in their 30s and they have 0 issues. I will say, however, that they had some fertility issues, so marry her and try and get started soon.

Get her eggs frozen

That shit doesn't work, it's just a scam for dumb foids who think they can have their cake and eat it too.

The only religion we need is Molochism. Lord Moloch does not bother to pretend that He cares about us or that He wants us to be happy. He hates every last one of us, and He wants everyone to suffer forever, just because our existence offends Him, and our suffering amuses Him. And that makes Him a more honest god than the Christians' false god.

Look at the world we live in and tell me what makes more sense: a kind, loving, merciful god who loves us all and wants us to be happy, or an insane, malicious, spiteful god who hates us all and wants us to be miserable.

BARBARAAA MANATEEE
YOU ARE THE ONE FOR MEEEE

in the US most Right-wingers are very christian (typically evangelicals) and a lot of conservatives in general are Christian or religious

To be most precise, conservatives tend to see value in organic, long-standing traditions, especially ones which can readily be shown to be effective in promoting stability. Liberals tend to see more value in novel or foreign things which can potentially promote growth and are more willing to take gambles. This leads to a trend where liberals have more creative output but conservatives build stronger and longer-lasting institutions.

It's tempting to see that and say that conservatives (or the religious) are uncreative, but in practice it's not as black-and-white as that and people tend to fall into midpoints on the liberal/conservative spectrum. For example, cathedrals that take hundreds of years to complete tend to come from more conservative societies, despite requiring a lot of creativity in order to conceive and implement.

doom, diablo and zelda were all originally christian games

I'm a deist but I like christianity because I want a virgin wife and christianity theoretically is the easiest way to get it. Islam has virgins too but while I don't mind brown women, I don't want to associate myself with retarded brown men

I consider RDR2 a pretty Christian game. Christianity is portrayed as a force of good and at the end Arthur pretty much becomes a saint.
I feel they digged even harder into the whole "Western gospel" thing than RDR1, even if you literally meet God there (at least it's implied that the invincible strange man is God himself).

yeah I figured. I’d imagine allot of people’s negative perception on the church is because of their experiences with American evangelicals/baptist.

If your goal is to start a family find a younger girl

That's my goal but she has all the green flags

cooks for me

buys me shit

hot and thin

religious

unvaxxed

lawyer

no premarital sex

only had 3 partners

Finding a younger more fertile girl lets say 23 year old it might not have all those green flags.

Evil cannot create, it can only corrupt and destroy.

Well, the Catholic church doesn't exactly have a spotless record either. I have a strong suspicion that the reason the recent resurgence of religious interest has manifested in Orthodoxy is that that's the major branch of Christianity that hasn't completely screwed over entire continents of faithful churchgoers yet.

The bible itself says God inst governing the world right now, but Satan is.

But God is supposed to be stronger than Satan? Did he just abandon us or something?

Because christianity is inherently anti-hedonistic and the ancestor to wokeness

>no premarital sex

>only had 3 partners

What? Did she divorced 3 times or you're a cuck waiting to fuck while others fucked her without the responsibility?

zelda

That's just Japan slapping crosses on to things that don't belong, again.

you're a good guy and kill the bad guys

this means it's Christian

lets say 23 year old it might not have all those green flags.

Force the women into green flags. We suppose to guide and teach women

You guys are like Superman fans in that you want Jesus to be a giant asshole which is completely unlike the actual character as written.

wokeness is anti-hedonistic

lol
lmao even

While woke people don't want hot women in videogames, it is not because they're prudes and puritans, but because fat lib women feel jealous and threatened by pixels. They still are hedonistic whores

I hate that guy.Glad to see his videos aren't getting any views

There's always Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015

let me tell you about your religion

I don't think I mentioned killing "bad guys" anywhere in my post. Which is pretty weird considering that "killing bad guys" is a given in most action games. It's almost like human cultural output shares many similarities in broad strokes but has distinctions in the specific details.

Oh, but who am I kidding? Nuance doesn't exist; it's just a construct of religious propaganda, right?

There are precisely zero good PREACHY games

That's also why art made by catholics or orthos is vastly superior to whatever bullshit protestants make.
Albeit I like the "God's Not Dead" movies as guilty pleasure (and think the third one is actually a decent movie and probably one of the rare good protestant movies), they are all awful on a narrative standpoint and pretty much every movie made from people of this chapter of Christianity is complete trash and preachy beyond believe with a hard on for a persecution narrative.
Meanwhile every catholic movie is very mystic or has a story that only somewhat deals with believe, mostly about the personal sacrifices one must make to uphold his morality.

Doesn't half of Japanese games, and most of western RPGs come to think of it, have a lore heavily inspired by western culture and mostly christian value ??

I mean jRPG alone are full of them, it almost never japanese / indian / African (lol) mythology. There is a bit of Nordic here and there but it has mostly european theme, like anime, like anything really.

Woketards hate normal sex between a man and a woman, they're always looking for excuses to claim that the man is somehow abusing power over her because deep down they still hold the Christian conditioning that says sex is harmful and women need to be protected from it whether they want to be or not.

thats easy, its because there are no good christians.

what about videos games that where somewhat inspired by literature written by religious people? I would debate that modern FF takes some (some) inspiration from Book of the New Sun. Yoshitake Amano even drew some illustrations for the Japanese publication!

muh lived experience

Crypto-Jew spotted.

Why do you keep posting your youtube channel OP?

No they want you to watch porn of a 400lb black woman.

Having many sexual partners, as a man or a woman (although we all can agree that it's way harder for men to get a lot of sex), is a guarantee for having your pair bonding abilities destroyed and become depressed.

AAAA, we should let women with dead fetuses die from sepsis and have birth mortality on par with third world countries! AMERICA FUCK YEAHHH!!!

encouraging someone to sign up to be a Jehovah's Witness

lmao that's outright devilish

Most normal Christians don't go along preaching their views and being endlessly annoying about it. There are probably tons of developers who are Christian but don't make a big fuss about it so people don't know, like Scott Cawthon.

What do you want specifically?
PrayR comes out soon.
You play a black priest who was a gangster shooting the demon mob.

Huzzah fellow gentlesir! *tips fedora*

no premarital sex

only had 3 partners

Japanese treat Christianity, Islam and Judaism and mythology so they take elements as they choose. Tons of JRPGs deal with Gnostic themes and the anime Evangelion is explicitly about the Jewish Kabbalah.

No, we love to use science to "own" religion but we don't listen to science when it comes to that /sarcasm

I want to do consensual bondage with her

Samefag who makes this thread the exact same way and copy-pastes this exact same post every time.

Moloch shrugs and retains dominion over <your god>, then mercilessly snuffs out your life.

Do you want your possessions identified? [ynq] (n)

TAG screenshot

Desperate, here's a (you), now go outside. No one is gonna read any of what you just typed.

t. Hollywood producer

My sister is one and I honestly envy her male friends. Most of them married with virgin young beautiful women

But yeah, it must be a pain in the ass to act as if you care about God and going door to door preaching people from time to time

You're not wrong

virgin young beautiful women

how to say, "I am self conscious and weak in the bed" without actually saying it.

Daijoubu Da, Mondai Nai.

The former. Jews are the worst part about being alive and Jesus called them the synagogue of satan. Makes sense to me.

Christ-fags threw a fit any time a game had references to christianity back in the 90s and its carried on since.

How to say "I am trans" without actually saying it

Damn the christians came out of the woodwork on this malaysian fish market forum. How is that

My penis is 7 inches and thick. I'm quite above average, anon. I just don't want a whore. If I want to compete I join a fight, not some cuckery competition

rent free dude. rent free.

i want to tickle her feet while she is bound like that

This thread goes nearly the same way every time you make it, samesister. So you tell me.

this person simps for huge corporations. literally the one thing I'll say they were right about was karl being dumb.

There are no grapes more sour than pretending a girl being a virgin is a bad thing.

Be less egg-coded next time.

What? Did she divorced 3 times

No she did some mistakes in the past but she is repented Christian now, but legit stuff i'm not even joking she is devout..

3 it's not a lot

this person simps for huge corporations

He's a lawyer from what I remember. All lawyers are corporation simps

Most of them married with virgin young beautiful women

The only women that even go into that lifestyle have dead libidos to begin with. You're stuck in a sexless marriage, have to go door to door being an obnoxious cunt, and are forbidden from drinking coffee or even celebrating their birthday. These are the kind of people that will happily volunteer to help randos move or clean shit because it's the only kind of novelty they get in their lives.

Evil cannot create, only imitate or destroy.

We need to build a wall to keep the Mexicans out of our board.

preaching their views and being endlessly annoying about it

This is really an exclusively protestant thing to do.
Catholics and orthos try to live a good life according to the scripture and the saints that came later, they don't go around preaching.

make a thread that openly bashes Christianity and its creative prowess

shocked when some Christians come to defend their religion

yikes da Christians really be coming out the woodwork y’all

your gay, this thread is gay, debating theology with strangers on a “video game” forum is gay.

trannies dont have eggs retard.
there is nothing more pathetic then stressing if a girl is a vigrin.

how did this contradict what I said?

7 inches and thick

Not gonna help you when your future wife has undiagnosed Vaginismus and 18+ years of being psychologically conditioned to abhor the notion of sex.

Christian is a enabling simp

Every time, you just can't help yourselves. Christianity really does seem to be proto-leftism like said.

virgin

i doubt it
i grew up in an isolated religious community and the girls were all fucking since middle school, they just lie (or rationalize that all the times before don't count for whatever reason)
there isn't some magical incantation that stops women from being whores

That's cute now go back to your anime goon thread

openly bashes Christianity and its creative prowess

What's the most creative pro-Christian game out there? Now's your chance to show those anons up.

15 year old mexican tradcath discord brigadiers
ready for deep strike into enemy territory

That's a cope and you know it.

It doesn't count as sex if you just let it soak :^)

What's the most creative pro-Christian game out there?

nta but probably hypnospace outlaw?

who says the game needs to be openly Christian? How do you know your favorite video games weren’t developed by devote Christians themselves? You are stupid and so is this thread

No she did some mistakes in the past but she is repented Christian now,

Ahahaha he actually fell for "I'm ready to settle down now"

You don't need to abhor sex to be a virgin. Just want to do with the right person
It's not that hard to not spread your legs for 18-20 years, marry and then have all the sex you want until you die with a happy family

she doesn't find you sexually attractive
she's making you wait for something she gave to 3 (three) other men freely
she didn't have some change of faith, she's being facetious because being honest would make her look bad
how have you not realized this??

It's not that hard to not spread your legs for 18-20 years, marry and then have all the sex you want until you die with a happy family

This strategy assumes that the person you marry is even sexually compatible with you in the first place; something you'll almost never find out unless you're both asexual or had sex prior to marriage.
Typically, if you have the drive to do something, you're gonna at least test out the waters. Wedding cake is not known for increasing a woman's libido.

sister

male friends

Redflag

Best character in the game is a preacher

I let a virgin go in highschool, then in college only dirty whores wanted to get fucked by me. Women are sluts

says the fag stressed that his potential girl had better sex with someone else then him.
you are retarded. you completely missed anons point. a girthy 7ich pecker would be painful for a woman to deal with.

I've sunk well over a thousand hours into Binding of Isaac and Rebirth

a girthy 7ich pecker would be painful for a woman to deal with.

KEKAROO

he fell for the sexual compatibility meme

Sexual compatibility isn't something that just exists, it can be build through experience and communication. The point of a long term relationship is that it isn't just an one night stand

sounds like someone doesnt understand how people work. its ok to be autistic. we love you all the same.

Is that a heckin Veggie Tales reference?
Heckin based dude!

It's clear that you really haven't dated around. Sorry mate.
Oh damn, the thread has been bumplocked

Bioshock

So true, we must be better men and stop holding women to standards.

nah people don't need to fry their pair bonding instinct to form a good relationship after thousand test relationships. all these bitches with million past guys will always think of their first even when married and settled down.

10 new threads before 404!

Doom is christian, because, umm, it ENGAGES people!

lmao this is a brand new level of cope.

sexually compatable

Lol