How would he save vidya?
How would he save vidya?
who
government mandated girlfriends
Make it poop flavored or something cause lol
"so you know how sex generally sells, right?"
"and kids on the internet these days really like this thing called "Subway Surfers"
"so my idea is this:"
"We make a videogame store where every time you buy and play a game, Subway Surfers plays on the right side of the screen"
"That way the young generation can buy our games but still get the Subway Surfers they want"
Video games are a *very* cutthroat medium with more tragedies and broken dreams than Waffle House on Christmas Eve.
It all comes down to raw numbers and "sales figures", and when they're bad, *everyone* knows it.
Big flops hurt investor confidence and tank stock values, like getting curbstomped after tumbling off your bike.
But what if you could avoid those damaging sales figures and guarantee a large "player count" for your game?
That's why I came up with a new service called "Game Pass"
(me)
strike the first line. i forgot to delete my first approach
so you know how sex generally sells, right?
never bring it up again
extremely accurate
he graduated from one of Canada's top business schools with really good grades
Made a 10 times funnier post by being retarded
He'd honestly do a better job on his worst day than any consultant or lizard brained corpo on their best
It doesn't matter how many times I watch that intro, I always laugh like a retard at that transcript
Visionary
He'd honestly do a better job on his worst day than any consultant or lizard brained corpo on their best
he would do something incredibly insane and stupid. the result would be much more fun than the 1100th iteration of the same slop. even if it sucked ass.
Mr.Bean
GF VR simulator but no sex or anything titillating, she'd just ask you if you did chores around the house and whatnot
watch the curse
I didn't know what the Microsoft offices looked like, so I sort of had to take a guess
I tried to make the environment hostile to me, as a reminder not to go soft on them
Online gaming used to be a free place where anyone could say anything, no matter how offensive or wildly inappropriate. But as companies crack down on 'toxic' speech, gamers feel their freedom is under attack. I wanted to help.
N: So you’re saying you used to have fun screaming at strangers online, but now you’re muted for saying… words?
Gamer: Yeah, I mean, I used to just call someone words and now I’m banned.
To help this gamer express himself again, I needed to find a way to say offensive things… without saying them.
The Plan: Say the Word, Without Saying the Word
If companies are banning certain words, what if we invented new words that mean the same thing, but aren’t on any banned list yet?
Cut to whiteboard labeled "Slur-onomics 101"
We use AI to generate thousands of fake words, each coded to mean something offensive, but in a way no algorithm can detect.
Cut to: A game of where players scream things like:
“Yo, you absolute gribble! You play like a zorb!”
“Go back to Moomtown, you Splick!”
As my fake slurs gained popularity, gamers felt empowered again. But one question kept coming up: ‘What about the word?’ I knew this word was different. It had a history. A weight. Yet some gamers still wanted to say it… To solve this, I consulted the country’s leading etymologists and cultural historians.
(on whiteboard) Using a loophole in phonetics, I created a new word spelled: ‘Nheughhrr.’ If said in a midwestern accent, in-game, during lag… it kind of sounds like the word, but technically… it isn’t.
Cut to testing in a game lobby:
“Yo, this guy plays like a total Nheughhrr!”
Silence. Then a confused “what?”
It wasn’t banned. It wasn’t flagged... It worked.
The Twist: It Worked Too Well
Gamers everywhere adopted the new language. But soon, it leaked outside of gaming.
Cut to: News segment: “TikTok teens are being canceled for using new coded slurs, sparking outrage from advocacy groups and confusion from linguists.”
Create teams between 50 and 200 people, based outside of Bay Area
Give the creative person in charge free reign.
Release smaller, original games.
It's not funny, but would make games profitable and fun.
the chorus is exactly 23 seconds long
Kino
I feel like the Vampire Survivors guy already did this. Rip off some classic sprites for a pure shitpost game that plays itself, pay some streamers to shill it and say it's actually good, and then ???? profit
creatives free reign
a million fable 3s and no man skys
The problem: In Civilization the player is always worried they'll pick the wrong leader and country
The solution: Force the player to change their leader multiple times in the middle of the game
kek. good post, friend
This guy is pretty funny and I like his deadpan delivery. I confuse him with that Tim Robinson guy (I had to look his name up) who is not funny. I'm under the impression there's some weird shill campaign about his sketch show because I've tried watching it multiple times and it's genuinely not funny at all.
We let all of Western AAA (Microsoft, Sony America, WB, EA, Ubisoft, 2K) and some of Eastern AAA (Nintendo, Square Enix) fucking die. Things will self-correct once they're gone.
The Best Buy TV price match is still my favorite.
youtube.com
If I can't get myself free in time, this robot arm will download Genshin Impact onto my phone in front of the police officer, registering me as a children's sex offender for the rest of my life.
by making dumb parody versions of game, like dumb fifa football games
one of the few jews allowed in the ethnostate
inazuma 11 is releasing soon.
Sasha Cohen protege (they have the same handlers).
One of those subversive comedians that deceives people and creates situations to be as awkward as possible.
Nobody ever laughs while watching their shows but they're labeled as "comedy" for some weird reason.
you could say his fucking name, brainlet.
Nathan Fielder.
Probably by being a Jewish faggot as per usual.
nathan is nothing like sasha
"It took one guy 4 years to make Stardew Valley"
"So if 2 guys wanted to make a similar game it would take them 2 years"
"By that logic 1,460 anons could make a video game in 1 day"
this thread was supposed to be about Nathan, not general middle management
real gamers of course have no gf or friends, and suffer from loneliness. well what if the solution was not escapism, but embracism?
i begun development on a videogame titled Wizard of Loneliness, a life sim where you sit at your computer...but you also have magical powers.
If he's Jewish, why did Paramount+ remove one of his episodes for anti-Semitic content?
Ths most amazing part of that none of what he does is by itself that out there, what sets him apart is his complete relentless autism in taking the joke too far.
Sasha Cohen has fuckinh nothing on him. He just makes people mad, Nathan is an artist, he puts himself in on the "joke" as much as anyone else.
Something might happen here, and if it does, SO WHAT?
unfunny jew. Nathan for you wasnt funny, the reheasrsal was shit except for the first episode of season 1
This makes me wonder, which prank of his got the most famous before it was revealed it was him.
Dumb Starbucks.
Shit taste
Viewtiful Joe was the greatest game of all time.
Again.
Viewtiful Joe was the greatest game of all time.
Again.
Viewtiful Joe was the greatest game of all time.
... Again.
You have tears in your eyes.
that scene
That was pure unfiltered kino, how did he manage that. Iirc he didn't go as far as he wanted because covid hit.
i really nly cared for that episode. the whole show should have kept that premise
Like i said, Covid ruin a lot of the plans he had from what i heard.
final level is the escort mission