Why wasn't there already a next fest thread up?

next fest thread

when next fest still hasn't begun

?

when is summer sale

i wanna buy da gaemzzz

don't tell gaben but we are opening the presents early

It's not up yet. Also good luck keeping it alive with how the board is now.
Can't talk about anything other than the current controversy, and next fest threads weren't exactly the most popular either.

what the fuck would you know about it?

none of the demos I want to try are available yet

and? I'm multitabbing and chatting about controversies AND demos. You can do both. We need to cause a second vidya crash.

you're the one who is going to need luck. You're not going to be able to talk about your current controversy until next fest is over. your current controversy wasn't even that popular.

I don't fucking care about fake vidya dramas of all things, just talk about new games.

We need to cause a second vidya crash.

Not gonna happen.

I'm waiting until the last couple days so the based anons can post curated lists.

I don't care about what you care about. I'm going to keep talking about controversies AND Demos.

If you don't like it, go to a different website. You aren't welcomed here.

just want to*

You aren't welcomed here.

Move me then bitch.

erm. so. there's the City of Voices demo but I don't think I will play it. Playing demos is unnecessary in cases where the game is so obviously going to be quality.

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overwhelming amount of low-effort AI flips polluting nextfest now

Ten Expedition 33 threads up at all times

Once upon a time the jannies actually gave enough of a shit to prune the FOTM spam.

Anyway so far the only good thing I've played is Stellar Blade but that's been out on consoles for ages so it hardly even counts. I'm having this problem

This one looks worth trying.

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Are those characters supposed to be clowns or is the art just shit?

yesterday it went to bump limit

took me a while to understand that that's not a very long noodle coming out of that girls' nose

dime-a-dozen AI VN

hello scottside dev

check out this cat

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yeah, uh, okay. I'll avoid posting puzzle game demos.

Sorry I just realized that insult was too subtle for any of you to grasp. I'm saying that you are too stupid to play puzzle games because you can't figure out even basic logic.

heh

I am enlightened by my bad taste in video games

because most of the demos aren't even up yet

can't even get the aspect ratio right for the preview images

someone paid 100 dollars to put this up

thats not what the word most means.

Making a thread 6 days early

NANI KORE WA???????

I'll most your ass

the bots and shills don't like competition

Ain't that the truth

are we talking about the current fest or the next fest?

Porn designs in a non-porn game

?

yes

Next next fest. Keep up with the program catposter.

Found GOTY 2025

I scrolled through all 3200 titles and there were maybe 20 of them I would consider to be actual games, and that's being extremely generous. Where did it all go so wrong?

AI was a mistake

why do people make stuff like this?

bro I made 2fort but you play as a pink blob and there is no enemy ai

seriously, why?

AI and it's consequences have been a disaster for the vidya industry.

Why are the transgenders so obsessed with hating artificial intelligence?

same reason browns are so obsessed with shilling it. empty lives

previous fest

roguelike deckbuilders

survival crafters

farming simulators

next fest

AI roguelike deckbuilders

AI farming simulators

AI survival crafters

not a whole lot has changed to be honest

they hate entrepreneurs like us saar, they are jealous of our talent

I am quite sick of the idle game in the corner of your screen genre that has recently popped up

hentai title

filtering the slop is going to be even harder now that AI had gotten this prevalent

Previous fests barely gave me enough time to try all the demos I wanted

I don't think I'm gonna make it this time bros

Same reason why the dalits keep shilling it like their life depends on it. The demoralization rituals will continue until the morale improves.

good. you're too weak.

wow its REALLY bad this time huh?

Which demos did you play that lead you to that conclusion?

will not eat ze slop

nothing even looks worth wasting my time with. shitty AI promotional art and barebones unity ass looking games. nothing at all appealing looking

You've done it now sir

some people are really obsessed with telling everyone they refuse to play video games

apparently it seems most of it is AI shit.

I'm downloading all the demos I want to play now and then I'll start going through them one by one. Best to download a whole bunch all at once and then play nonstop.

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Nine Sols

Nitro Express

Loop Hero

Of the Devil

AI Limit

Balatro

I don't think it's possible to beat the previous festivals. They were just too strong.

At least wait until the festival actually starts so the slop floats to the bottom and you can go buy the most popular list.

I don't wait for others to tell me what to think.

Enjoy your slop

How do you think the popularity of each demo is gauged for those lists? Do you even have a single fucking brain in your body?

No it doesn't

this is the developer btw

also you I assume

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Good games get good word of mouth and go to the top of the list. Bad games don't. Are you having some difficulty understanding this?

How do you say it's over in vodka?

I assume more than half of the games on there are from russian AI bot farms

The same ones that will post to Anon Babble trying to convince people to download their slop

alright here we go

where are we going

I'm going to play video games you're staying here to be retarded.

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I want to play Jump Ship with the bros so bad but it's not up until next week :(

Which game is yours, Ragdesh?

the femdom Bowsette one

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Come back in a couple of days after next fest releases, valve has set up an aggressive filter to get rid of the lowest value games, but it needs some data to get there first.
Basically very low playtime games with few clicks will get heavily filtered so most people don't see them.

yeah I don't have the patience for visual novel demos right now. I just click as fast as I can in the hopes something cool happens but it rarely does because they games start slow.

trauma dump: the game

this is for press only, why are you sharing it with the public?

nothing....nothing but ai sloppa for miles and miles...

I'm a writer for The Chud Post

just have an AI play all the games and filter the sloppa from the diamonds

Where's the AI femboyslop this fest?

"Fast paced shooter action"

Actually just the player walking at a brisk pace with no movement tech in sight

shan't play

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Meme games and whatever gets looked at first because they have a pretty face rise to the top.
The more time goes on, it's more likely for well-produced shit to be high up and more hidden gems to get overlooked and lost among the massive pile of slop.
It will be overall easier to sift through the demos and find something neat while they are effectively 'randomly' sorted than when the one potential good game has whole pages of shit on both sides.

it's always at the end of june

slopslop!!! i dont actually look for and download demos i just came here to say slop!

polnigger shit!!

troon troon troon thats a troon this game is a troon!! the developer is [something] which means the game is bad!

this is not my beautiful steam next fest thread

Wait six days retard

The last fest felt kind of shit, but this one seems to have a lot of games, at least. Looking forward to it.

it was reasonably funny but not the funniest demo I played so far

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Oh nice, this is getting a demo

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wake up babe, new schizocore game just dropped

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Drunken Rogue was fun. I guess you'd call it a roguelike, you go through a run gradually raising your stats while dealing with a certain number of encounters on each floor which each hits you with a different stat check and a potential penalty for failing it. Being more drunk gives you potential higher rolls for your stats but also makes you unable to see what you're actually fighting so the stat check and thus reported chance of success might not be true, and you can't see what the reward is either. The pivotal mechanic is that you can postpone any encounter until the next floor, which increases the difficulty of the stat check but also improves the reward for clearing it, so it's about strategically raising your stats while postponing certain encounters to get greater rewards out of them later. Had me thinking much harder than I expected it to.
The translation is pretty shoddy at this point though, the wording on everything is awkward and a bunch of stuff is missing translations entirely.

I noped out of this one pretty goddamn fast. Survival horror just doesn't combine well with multiplayer. I think this is the first game I've seen where the main character is a hunchback, though?

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even schizocore is getting overrun by AI ripoffs

turned this one off pretty quickly, I'd rather enjoy it all at once than spoil anything by playing the demo for a bit

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PTSD simulator. you get random flashbacks in between doing menial chores in your apartment. game should have held my interest by having the neighbour girl flash her low poly breasts at me when I went by.

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Pretty cool, but no demo yet. It's also just 2 hours short, aparently.

At first from seeing the dialogue box profile picture I thought I was playing as a man but the character's sprite on the screen looks like it has tits.

which one is it.

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I already found all the cool ones and have them saved, I just have to wait until they drop their demos and then I will be the secret trendsetter who reveals all the good ones.

In the meanwhile, I can just slog through whatever.

now for some reason I can only move back and forth in a straight line and I look like a ballerina.

pass

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Went into this fully expecting to hate it.
store.steampowered.com/app/3404260/Dead_as_Disco/
Bamham/sifu style combat, no world navigation to speak of, it moves you between arenas as you progress through each level. Actually liked how they handled it in the short story mission thats in the demo.
Infinite mode lets you load your own mp3s, so you know I had to put something Kamen Rider on.
files.catbox.moe/fc0skt.mp4
You can just mash through but syncing your button presses to the beat is stronger and really satisfying.

Please don't let this thread die overnight while I sleep, I just found you.

hidden gem discovered. Puzzle game for fans of Myst.

but I should probably bathe and go to bed now. had a long day at work, someone else called in sick.

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I got an email from an independent game developer today. She thanked me for believing in her and informed me that I would be getting a free copy of her video game on launch day.

good for you dude, hope she(male) lets you fuck

Dude, I hope I'm next!

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This is what I get for playing Halls of Torment while sick and stuck in bed. I should've played more SOVL so I'd get some more interesting recommendations.

what is this even

Any good Vampire Survivor slop? Halls of Torment was nearly as good as VS, but it seems like most of the clones are middling or ass.

Conquest Dark is your best bet for right now, but that's already released

Soulstone is pretty fun.

$15

That's 5x what I paid for VS, why the fuck is this so expensive (for this genre)? I do appreciate that it has a demo at least.

The price went up a few weeks back to prep for the 1.0 release mid-June.

Dude no offense, the only similarity is 3rd person combat, which isn't uncommon.

It also had the colour yellow.

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it's nice to see Mina the Hollower, Gold Gold Adventure Gold, and Humans Are Not That Against Lizards 2 listed
gonna keep an eye out for the Crypts & Curves, Cinderia, SoulWander, and AI-deal-Rays(reminds me of Gundam: Encounters in Space, but w/ horny mecha musume) demos too
5/10 needs more anthro women

mobileslop UI

dropped

Just entered the thread, do we already have a list of all the cool demos that will drop during the festival?

You retards because it's too early. Some of the devs I'm following have 't even uploaded their demo yet.

Most demos won't be available until Nextfest is actually live

holocure is alright and free

Any weebkino?