"Ah, yes, 'Reapers'. The immortal race of sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark space...

"Ah, yes, 'Reapers'. The immortal race of sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark space. We have dismissed this claim."

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ME2 should have been ME1 and ME1 should have been 2.

It pissed me off so much they spent the entirety of ME3 fighting Cerberus instead of the reapers

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Cerberus being as big of a threat to Shepard as Reaper Forces was wild. Where the hell was this private army in 2?

Or you know, they could've just made proper sequels to ME1 instead of trendchasing.

me1 is boring as fuck and im tired of pretending it's not

That doesn't make anon's statement any less true.

The reapers never were a real fleshed out thing. Even the original ending was basically a starchild moment, but the "synthesis" ending was a total asspull. I guess they realized a completely linear (binary) ending wasn't going to cut it.

Sorry to hear about your mental illness but it has nothing to do with me.

people cite the ending as why me3 sucked but cerberus becoming generic bad guys and a primary threat was at least as stupid

Every element in me2 is in me1.

what

Sure bro.

It's the latest Reddit take, just ignore it.

ME3 starts falling apart after Rannoch

I remember thinking this game couldn't possibly be worse than ME3.

here then -
no they shouldn't, one is the worst so ergo following that would make the rest worst

Ashley is called racist for saying aliens are just using humanity to serve their own interests

Aliens don't help Earth after it's attacked and ask for help for their own home planets first

Really makes you think

Same here. Illusive Man was also wasted as a character. He could've been so much more than Saren 2.

Ashely Williams is actually a black woman with nice big tits.

half the game is the same 3 cerberus goons copypasted, maybe lore wise there's not supposed to be that many

You wouldn't believe Shepard either

she was also one of the hex girls

wattafuck i love black women now

To be fair she was referring to the Saren situation and how it mirrors how the Council reacted to the Quarian and Krogan situations. The retarded ME3 story is not relevant and doesn't even make any sense.

It's the foundation of everything else that came after it. All that painstakingly written codex entries and worldbuilding pays larger and larger dividens at later games as they build on it.

Except the thermal clip retcon of course, lol.

I love 2

Reminder that Quentius is better in every way and if you didn't kill the council than you're a faggot.

Ashley was right about almost everything I think. There was an image floating around how almost all of her predictions became true, can't find it now.

do you realize how pissed off feminists were that you could not only be a woman and have sex in a videogame, but that liara was portrayed as an "innocent virgin"?

Mass effect was the "sex game" and I remember scoffing at people with mass effect merch because I thought it was for plebs

the only parts of me1 that are boring are the mako exploration collectathon shit, the rest is not even slightly boring

Which is completely optional yet people pretend like you're obligated to spend 10 hours collecting everything on uncharted worlds for whatever reason.

yes
the ending isn't as bad as cerberus being the main threat throughout the game

race of stupid-looking beetle people who are said to be the greatest soldiers in the galaxy

get their asses handed to them over and over

What are you talking about? What wars have they lost? And Nihlus was killed by another turian.

I don't get why they made Garrus's armor out of tinfoil and duct tape. he's only good for hacking.

I MOVE FASTER ON MY OWN

His armor skill tree is locked behind another one. Once you level him up he's a beast. Unless you're talking about ME2 where every squadmate dies in half a second if they're out of cover.

U wot m8? Maybe in the first game (I picked him anyway). In 2nd and 3rd game, Garrus is GOAT: youtube.com/watch?v=ZPbB4qfsA14

Whoops I meant to say his electronics skill tree is locked. It's important for raising his shields. Also yeah his starting C-Sec armor is trash that's why you gotta get better armor for him ASAP.

thats fine if you think that
i thought the snow planet sucked, omega does the seedy gang/corpo safe haven way better.
squadmates are one-dimensional, they have optional fetch quest missions that do nothing in the big picture. picking them up is lackluster too.
dlcs are bland as fuck. bdts could have been a cool doomsday terrorist plot but you just drive around in the mako (which IS required) and shoot clones of enemies.
The only missions that are cool are the ones with saren in which is like 2 (eden prime doesn't count)

Get your ass whooped in the first contact war

Turian women go after human men

Even Quarian girls want human men even though they are the only species comparable sexually with Turian men

IMAGINE being a turian holy shit

things that never happened

Noveria is where Big Pharma and Big Tech do R&D without any government restrictions. it's not going to be the same kind of atmosphere as a pirate haven like Omega.

12 inch blueberry cock

Volus fund Batarian male Human female porn. I hate those space jews.

Well I, for one, liked the Mako planets.

Exploring alien worlds, even when there's fucking nothing on them, is always soothing when you're listening to ME1's score.

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that would be krogan gock

KGOGAN GOCK SO GOOD

Hold on, let's have our Asari council member mind meld with Shepard. Surely then we'll know if he's telling the truth

It really is. I played ME2 first and completed maybe 30+ times. Tried ME1 in the remaster and stopped after my 3rd or 4th session.

I liked Mako too but the geography of the planets were frustrating to navigate with Mako's capabilities. They shouldn't have made the mountains so steep.

Turians would have literally wiped out humanity if the council didn't step in. The entire point is that humans threw every ship they had in a blitz attack at a Turian SCOUT fleet and pushed it back. It showed balls and gumption, but we were completely out matched.

You're a retard is the problem here. I recently replayed ME1, thought it was fucking great and couldn't stop, got like 3 hours into ME2 and couldn't even be bothered after that.

I like them too, but they are a huge time sink for ultimately little reward. I've done like a dozen full playthroughs of ME1, and I've recorded just how much time can be spent (imo mostly wasted) on Uncharted Worlds. Just by ignoring the POIs and heading straight to the quest objectives you'll save ~5 hours, which is what I've concluded is the best thing to do. the rough terrain also inflates the time spent, like I said if you just go to the quest objective you save soooo much time. Should've been fleshed out more in the sequels instead of being removed entirely.

You're not alone m8, I could do back to back ME1 playthroughs but 2 is a massive slog because of its design. The whole game feels like you're making zero progress because the RPG elements were stripped bare. The gameplay is way more repetitive because so many mechanics were simplified and dumbed down into a generic cover shooter. And the level design is super basic and linear with very little exploration or investigation. I think people who just one-and-done games are way more likely to like 2 more, but for an autist like me that constantly replays games 2 is considerably worse.

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They hated him because he spoke the truth

im tired of pretending me1 is not the worst in the trilogy

Are you tired of pretending to be a woman too

ME2 is the worst because there is no story but retarded character stories

Be me

Salarian

Live and work at the citadel as a store clerk selling used parts for spaceships.

Bored all day dealing retarded customers all day.

One day some blonde white human female walks and asks to buy some parts for her ship.

Stunned by her beauty I ask myself why do we even think salarian, turian, krogan, and batarian females have a chance when we have human females and asari who are complete sluts.

I was spacing out so much I almost forget about the girl.

Go in the back of the store and come back with the parts.

I almost trip and made a ass of myself.

She laughs but in a cute way.

She buys the part and pays me.

She says thank you handsome and walkout the store.

I hear that stupid " I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the citadel".

Spends the rest of my shift daydreaming about her while working.

What do Anon Babble?

Breeding for anything other than the purpose of procreation

Cringe. Never gonna make it. Go find some rich CEO and get a contract to fertilize his wife's eggs

What a comically small shotgun

find actually good, written in character fanfic

abandoned after 3 chapters, 5+ years ago

evri taem

fuckin hell NO WONDER! if you overlay ashleys face with micheal jacksons, its fucking close.
micheal jackson, who, is genetically black. fuck.