good pc port
well fuck me
Good pc port
LGBT game
lmao what
LGBT game
elaborate
Reminder this smug son of a bitch absolutely decimated this piece of shit game (and not because it has tits and ass in it, he is actually very outspoken in support of that)
youtube.com
Basically
it's just normiebait garbage for casual gamers and coomers
overly cinematic game
poorly written story and characters
full of glorified cutscenes and time-wasting filler
RPG system just adds tedium to unlock basic aspects of the combat to give the illusion of more depth
shallow, slow-paced combat with minimal hitstun and no juggling or combos
dumbed down, time-wasting "puzzles" and quests that insult the player's intelligence
this. but E33
neck yourself
are you cunts gonna make me buy this for the gameplay or the tits?
here's some randos opinion because I am too much of a fucking NPC to form my own
kys
He won and stellar flop honored its name
both
morky.jpg
holy fuck youre gay
Holy fucking based. I kneel
also bitched about Bayonetta
He likes Bayonetta 1, NG series, DMC series, Vanquish, etc. It was just Bayonetta 3's watered down and casualized approach that he took issue with.
Does it matter if the game isn't good though?
I won't buy it until they remove Denuvo.
the game is good
stop hating everything
it doesn't make you cool
still censored
Every time I see this game it's just coomer shit no one shows gameplay.
inb4 y r u ghey
If it's just coomer shit I'll wank to the R34, if the gameplay is good I'll play it and still wank to the R34
unf
the demo just released you fucking tranny imbecile
you can try it but you're just mad because you'll never be a woman
Stellar blade the game aimed at ass fetish
Weekly reminder that koreans made a black/american version of nier automata with heavy focus on big asses since they saw that is what americans love the most in women now that they worship black people
The result of doing this was the absolute flop and weak sales in countries like japan since as we all know they aren't very fond of blacks, specially their taste in women, meanwhile on the other hand this game became the best rated console game of the decade in america! Since it featured their ideal type of women which is a light skinned woman with a huge ass(the same as their black overlords)
Americans will never recover from this humiliation
It's just natural that game threads don't have gameplay posted unless it's new.
Look at the catalog right now, the only gameplay I see is of an upcoming fighting game and nightreign because it's new.
Not your trooneyman, faggot
The only times I ever seen gameplay webms for this game were people making fun of how absurdly simplistic and easy the game was
Here's your gameplay.
I like other stuff. I just think this game looks mid
this is the only part of the game with laser puzzles dough
nobody asked zoomer
stop replying to weak bait
Bad PC ports in South Korea are punishable by death
I've been saying half of that shit but nobody cares because I didn't make a youtube video.
The gameplay just isn't good at all.
tranime pic
kill yourself
heart over her pussy outfit
die in a fire
not him but anime site
Make some actual friends, please.
Anime image board, you silly gayniggerfaggot xD
kys
sony finally has a good pc port
I wish they would unfuck returnal the stutter is unreal shame the devs abandoned it after fucking it
hasn't been since moot left
whites are incompetent
whoa fella relax
Jap owned, sorry your jewish overlords couldn't merchant their way into purchasing Anon Babble
sorry
Sony didn't port this; Koreans did.
the demo just released you fucking tranny imbecile
you can try it but you're just mad because you'll never be a woman
Telling a potential customer that they're a tranny.
Good job.
Giving a potential customer an insult.
Good job.
You could've taken the high road and told the guy to try the demo. Nope. You had to act ESL and insult him.
It's just natural that game threads don't have gameplay posted unless it's new.
Look at the catalog right now, the only gameplay I see is of an upcoming fighting game and nightreign because it's new.
People "talk" about games on Anon Babble, even without images, even without webms or mp4s. People "talk" about video games even when they are on Anon Babble instead of a game's general over on Anon Babble.
When you ask someone to talk about Stellar Blade, in a Stellar Blade thread, people genuinely get upset at that. No other game, not since April 26th 2024, when this game came out, gets people upset when you merely ask them to talk about it. Even if you are in a shit-posting thread, gameplay discussion still breaks out.
No one talks about Stellar Blade, outside of Stellar Blade threads, because the game is not "good" enough, or "popular" enough, to merit discussion.
So spare us this bullshit third-world defense force where you guys do more harm for this game's reputation than even the worse fans elsewhere in the world do for their favorite things.
Zack Snyder fans and wrestling fans can be the worst fans in the world, but even those cretins know to actually PRAISE Zack Snyder and their favorite, respective, wrestling promotion.
Stellar Blade "fans" on Anon Babble "abhor" the idea of discussing gameplay.
Who
i'm not a dev. you're not a customer, just a faggot.
kill yourself
it's just normiebait garbage for casual gamers and coomers
no fucking shit
game doesn't come out for almost 2 weeks anon
how do you know if its a good port?
stop replying to weak bait
Nigga, "WAS" the weak bait.
he's bit of a retard sometimes but I agree with that video. stellar blade is boring slop that would had flopped without the forced controversy giving it free advertisement.
woke slop
no thanks
pretending a 5/10 game is actually good because it has boobs
why are you like this?
kill yourself
When you see "kys" and "kill yourself" in a Stellar Blade thread, an ESL typed it.
i'm not a dev. you're not a customer, just a faggot.
Your insults have not made this game sell more copies. Figured you would have learned that by now.
Also
i'm just a faggot.
Don't sign your posts on Anon Babble. Doxxing is dangerous.
how do i get a gf with eve's proportions as a 33 year old office drone?
stellar blade is boring slop that would had flopped without the forced controversy giving it free advertisement.
Nigga it did flop hahahahaha
No one owns a PS5 and no one owns this game if they "have" a PS5.
kill yourself
why is this left up? since when was advertising your channel allowed?
by flop I meant selling sub 10k copies and putting the studio out of business. the game wasnt high budget and sold like a million. I dont care what sony's sales expectations for this crap is.
I'll be honest guys
I don't care for souls likes, I find them unfun and pointlessly hostile.
Thank god I trained parry/doge timings with Tiger Drop otherwise I'd be fucked
is komaki dead yet
fucker is still alive in Infinite Wealth
I guess Tiger Drop negates death
Leggy Asuka
Hmmm nice
poor kiryu
I literally don't care about the gameplay. I will slog through it for Eve, that is all I care about, and I want to show developers that making beautiful women is a good thing to be rewarded for.
Hope they make a movie of eve taking a dump. Fuck the game
Fuck the game
Every Stellar Blade Anon Babble fan's motto.
Korean BJ wife.
I play the ass game for the puzzles.