How many new games did you play this month?

How many new games did you play this month?

1 or 2

zero

0
FOMO has no power here, I buy all games on a one year delay and skip anything with multiplayer

Mullet Madjack

5/5

Neckbreak

3/5

Starvaders

3/5

Forgive Me Father

3/5

Slay the Princess

4/5

Withering Rooms

5/5

How many of you fags had may as your first crush?

Six

fantasy life i is the only one. pretty good, would recommend

also, dawn is better

Expedition 33

7/10

DOOM: The Dark Ages

5/10

Tainted Grail

6/10

Nightreign

Only played it for a couple of hours and it's fun with friends but I have a feeling it's going to get pretty repetitive pretty quickly

Having a crush on a girl is the exact opposite of being a fag

This month I played and finished Dolls Nest and Tails of iron 2 (which released this January so is still new for me)

I'm currently playing Fantasy Life 2, on my way to master all lives.

It is when your first crush is May and not Misty

It was Misty for this gamer... or maybe the red Hex Girl from that one Scooby-Doo movie. I honestly forget which was first.

i want to smell May's glove while she jerks me off with the other.

Not bad for Ai

may had tits so I had a somewhat heavy interest in her, but by the time she appeared I had lost my interest in pokemon, besides, misty was my first crush

same but i did jerk off to the apostle drawings

A few but beat none. I walk 10 miles a day but I also procrastinate a lot

Based

you are a pedophile

apostle

based but now I'm sad there is no fucking equivalent a decade later

Doom: The Dark Ages, Capcom Fighting Collection 2 (sort of).

I got a copy of Tears of the Kingdom this month but didn't do anything with it yet.

I never had a thing for May.

you can get decent results with AI slop but yeah, it's just not the same.

Woah hahahhaha that's the meme word he said it hahhah he used the funny current word

played the entirety of gta4+dlcs + vice city stories

I’m a zoomer so for me it was Dawn.

The Evil Within 1 and 2, DQ3 HD-2D remake, and Expedition 33

MHW Iceborne

8/10, it's really good but man there's a lot of little annoyances

Shantae (GBC)

4/10, Shantae is cute and the dungeons are good, but most of the design decisions are baffling, fuck those nagas

neither of those are NEW

Don't care

what's the cut off for new?

How fucked up we talking?

this month

At least stretch it to this year.

wtf, me too.

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do not use/ repost my work

new

doom TDA and oblivion remaster if you count that as "new"

Just 1, I guess. Schedule One.

Anon that's last month, that's OLLLLLDDD

nah I remember the exact episode I realized I was into 2D

Oh, well then zero I guess.

TPBP
The most recent game I remember buying was BG 3 last year around Christmas time (some of my closest friends raved about it, and Divinity 2 is my favorite CRPG), and I regretted it. I'd rather spend money on gacha and skins with live2d FEET than give my money to games with faggots and niggers.

Shantae

Based

cute butt

2
about to be 3

Pretty much only touched Oblivion Remastered. My PSU isn't good enough for my GPU, so it's not so stable.

Gunner-chan!

Path of Achra

Nitro Express

Yasha: Legends of the Demon Blade

Overall, a good month for cunnyge.

do not repost my work

*reposts it*

what u gon do white boy?

Oh shit. He no longer owns May.

May is the reason for my spats kink.

haha oops

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roguelike

roguelike

roguelike

Nitro Express looks good, at least.

why

Probably because she waited too long.

i've played little of xenoblade chronicles x, but the majority of it was on tales of graces. i'll do lineage and legacy later, i just need to finish up the main game first.

2
Fantasy Life i and Monster Train 2

Rimworld and Void Crew

RW being over 100 for it + the DLC is some max level retardation, glad I only got the base
VC is okay, not bad but for something that's been going for as long as it has I'd expect more zones or something

It was either May or pic related, i don't remember wich one showed up first on CN spic , im pretty sure May showed up first, nowadays i still like May but first arc sakura still holds a spot very deep in my soul.

Fuck forgot my pic

May or nobody, got it.

I admire his dedication

This month I played Ys 1/2, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10. Still need to paly Orgins, Oath, and Memories. Steam sale when?

I want to play Dig Dug with May.

i have never seen naruto
qrd on why everyone seems to hate sakura? i have a soft spot for pinkheads

Just kind of bitches a lot and has no talent of note that others can do better outside of healing. It seemed like kishi was going to make her the brains but instead opted to make her just good at healing.

karja kino

Also has a terrible case of one-itis that seems to just be in the way.

She does literally nothing but lust after Sasuke

She's just really mean and manipulative and not in a cute way.

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Inori is a good girl and would not cheat on her papacoach

Up until Naruto's marriage with Hinata, Sakura was the major female audience's self insert who'll eventually decide for the good man over the bad boy.

i'm playing the last of us for some reason

first one is the best sony moviegame
it's quite overrated, but still unironically good

who'll eventually decide for the good man over the bad boy

She sabotages her relationship with her bff over a shallow one sided crush on literally the most popular guy in class that every other female also wants. So typical woman shit.

It's a female fantasy.

Been pretty good so far. 5 in total.

MGS 1,2 and 3 (on-going)

Mullet MadJack

Stellar Blade demo

Based Mullet MadJack enjoyer

she is utterly useless in the show besides simping for chad yet has a lot of screen time. She just shines in one fight and merely thanks to character she teams up with. That's pretty much every female characters in the show by the way, it just more noticeable with her because she is prominent.

Xenoblade X DE

Nine Sols

Slice & Dice

TF2

Slay the Spire

Ravager

Oh So Hero

Cosmobreeder Yiffai

2, Doom TDA and E33
Doom was great once I separated myself from the Eternal gameplay loop and actually started to get used to the new one. Haven’t finished E33 but it’s been a really fun experience so far.

Playing original ds1 now then i will play ss2 remaster (i like nightdive's stuff) then probably deltarune

BRAAAAAAPPPPP

*splat*

what is that brown snake pokemon?

is that a prolapsed....nipple??

I see at the end of the year "top 10 games" lists from people, but I can't think of a time I even finished 10 games in their release year. So I am attempting to do that, even if it costs a fortune.

I've only done Doom The Dark Ages, Pirate Yakuza, Expedition 33, and Midnight Walk so far though. Mindseye and Mafia the old country I'm all in with despite the naysayers on the former, and those are "tight" "15 ish hour games" so that'll be easy. Mario Kart World if I can find a Switch 2 in 6 months.

lol, lmao, i dont play new games

People who hate Sakura never read the manga and only watch bits and pieces of the anime or just played the Storm games, or they are pure-blooded fightfags who want EVERY character to be a fighter or be in a lot of fights, even if the character isn't really a fighter or meant to be some super badass character. Since Naruto is most people's first anime, they don't understand Japanese anime humor at the time of watching Naruto for the first time, which the anime intends to overdo—the typical anime girl hits the retarded main character gag is used way too much to pad out the run time. And for the last bit of info, some people want to keep the status quo to have a hot topic to bait people with so people would just keep spamming the same shit over and over again, even if it's wrong or not. Also, most shonen fans aren't smart, which plays a big part in people not having different opinions when it comes to anime. Retards will always take the easier and shorter path.

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By the end of Naruto, she's a Jounin with Sannin training and head of the medical division. I'm pretty sure she's also Top 3 in the village in terms of raw physical strength.

The main issue is that Kishimoto (rightfully) hates women and doesn't actually write them into scenes.

this is ai

holy shit

The women are irrelevant because it's a shounen, doesn't have anything to do with Kishimoto hating women. Nobody says Tsunade, Hinata, or any of the other women are awful characters because Kishi can't write/hates women, people just have a hateboner for Sakura.

people just have a hateboner for Sakura

She's a fucking shallow bitch who dicked down the murderous hobo, on top of lying to naruto into saying he likes him more than sasuke just to stop him from rightfully kill that faggot

Thanks for proving my point.

why does Anon Babble need 50 fucking nintendo threads?

She has woman moments. I'm rereading the series and she isn't as bad as I remember. is partially right about the Jap humor, but Sakura also has moments of bitchiness like or in general doing stupid things. She has her good moments too though so it's not all bad with her.

The women are irrelevant because it's a shounen

retarded take

Tsunade, Hinata,

I like how that's the only ones you can pick. People like Hinata because she is yandere and the only chick who is genuinely into the outcast and she doesn't hug screen time. Same for Tsunade, she is shown to be able to back up her status and doesn't over welcome her stay but she is still pretty useless.

people just have a hateboner for Sakura.

shut the fuck up nigger.

guilty

What point? there's a reason why she's one of the most unpopular characters compared to almost everybody else

Please kill yourself, PIGatatard.

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ps5 has no games only movies
xbox has maybe 2 FPS series that have anything good to speak of
PC is ports, minecraft and source/bethesda games from 20 years ago
nintendo is the only one that still makes games that have actual gameplay

Shut up nigger

Zero for the entirety of 2025 so far, excluding one Pokemon ROM hack I played a few hours of

People like Hinata because she is yandere

You never read Naruto.

nintendo is fucking garbage and everything that comes out for their trash consoles is shit and you fucks have no taste.

retard

First crush, no, nth Poke lust after Jessie, Nurse Joy, Officer Jenny, Misty, Erika, Sabrina, and various minor characters, yes.

zero. i buy during winter and summer sale, the procrastinate playing the games i bought for the rest of the year

2
Cities Skylines and TF2
I fucking hate video games.

Hinata

yandere

Uhhh, what?

I like hinata because I thought she was cute as a kid and i had a crush on her.
She's a sweet heart.

don't be a fag

Have you seen the doujin where he dresses up like Nurse Joy and gets fucked by Brock?

danderer or whichever the fuck it is, you know full well what i mean you pedantic weebs

Dresses as a girl

Makes my dick go limp

People like Hinata because she is yandere

concession accepted. Your character was shit, deal with it.

he got the tranime terminology wrong, quick, let's ignore the entire post

you'll never be japanese

You don't get to cherrypick my reply and act as if you won anything, retard. You're a fucking clown and I WILL make fun of you.

Can't do 8 trigram 64 palm

Can't do Rotation

Can barely kill a Ten tailed clone

Lost to Pain in 3 panels

Has the worse fans

You can't name a shittier character.

if all you can say in front of fact is "retard" then you concede that you have no rebuttal.

i didn't say it was very good gameplay but you compare it to fuckin
last of us 2 or ass creed and all you get is cutscenes
xbox i don't even know what they do
PC i guess a lot of games aged pretty well but they haven't actually made anything good for PC in over a decade

You spewed a bunch of shit onto the screen that even non-fans of the series you're talking about know is false. You don't deserve an earnest response.

le powerlevel

The only value of a female character is how sexy they are and Hinata is in the upper brackets for Naruto which is not bad since Naruto has the hottest women of all shounen.

Me. Something turned me onto her as a kid, and I don't rememner what. She was the first time I picked a girl as the playable character because I could pretend she was my gf and we were going on a pokemon adventure together.

The only value of a female character is how sexy they are

Just admit you hate women.

such as? Why can't you take any of it apart?

something something yandere

concession accepted once again Now shut the fuck up you disgusting jeet..

Seethe bit- oh wait, you have been seething for years now. LMAO!!!

Have jeets even watched naruto? Guess not, since you're here still making shit up.

still can't bring any rebuttal at all

I already accepted your concession twice

Pointless redditor statement. Valuing the sexiness of a woman is a form of deep respect towards women. That you reduce women on their powerlevel shows an actual hatred towards women.

He's ready for you

I literally told you that you don't deserve an earnest response, retard.

i hate women

He’s ready for a lot of things.

My first crush was from Harvest Moon.

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concession accepted once again

0. I've only played heavily modded skyrim this month, and done a couple massacres in hitman. Waiting for stellar blade to release on PC.

never given nor warranted
you're really bad at this, must be some birth defect at work

The women are irrelevant because it's a shounen

Other shonen have better women.

Nobody says Tsunade, Hinata, or any of the other women are awful characters

Yes, they do.
Tsunade has been clowned on since her introduction as not deserving of being a Sannin, and Hinata is objectively worse than Neji and undeserving of being the Hyuuga heir.

The only two competent women in Naruto are Temari and Chiyo, and that's almost exclusively because they've either been bundled with characters who needed to succeed at that moment (showing off how strong Sand was in the exams, saving Leaf during Sound 4) or written into a single fight before dying.

concession accepted once more

why are narutards like this

WAKU WAKU, moeSHIT in MY halls?

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Two. I've been working on a Minecraft modpack for the last few months. I also like to play SpaceEngine sometimes.

she's an abusive jerk to naruto.
she head over heels for the biggest asshole in the village.
she fights naruto more than the bad guys.
she never stops being head over heels for the biggest asshole in the village even after he gone traitor and tries to kill her multiple times.

and really, it's not her fault. the story was just so plot driven. if you weren't naruto, sausuke, kakashi, orochimaru, pain, itachi, orbito, and/or madara, that anyone else that aren't them might as well be leaves in the wind;
thats why no one likes the cannon pairings, the story would rather tell fists than hugs, naruto and sauske would rather talk to each other than sakura or hinata respectfully.

really, shonen should only be about male on male relationships because that where all of the focuses lie, and just let the females be eye candy or even non existent because they're useless for anything else; like jojo, or american superhero comics before 2010.

I haven't played a new game on release for as long as I can remember. Actually I did play RE2 remake if that counts. That might be one of like 5 games I've played on release in my 30 years of life.

3 or 4, but I kept only one.

Naruto NEEDS a reboot, a retelling now that it has HINDSIGHT. Retell the narrative now that everyone knows where it's going or has gone and retell it with better pacing, development, with all of the plot holes, inconsistencies, and retcons, addressed.

Outside movies, when has this worked?

May is presudo zoomer shit
Real chads first crush is misty

the fuck do you mean presudo my first pokemon game was gen 2 and gen 3 had the best tie-in movies so of course I'm going to fall in love with May. and Misty was bitching and nagging and a complete fucking annoyance in every movie,episode,or game she's featured in. May by comparison is an angel

Pokemon Sapphire was a large part of my life as a kid. My entire social life was playing that game with people at school. Playing it now and going to the secret bases of people I haven't seen in 20 years is some feels like you wouldn'tt believe. And I did like May but she doesn't do much in the game and I only watched sporadic episodes of the anime.

I can't view Misty sexually. If someone posts le hot Misty image it just makes me uncomfortable.

I grew up watching og series but I could never like Misty. I liked May and got angry when she was replaced for Dawn (early teens) but after like 3 episodes I was already masturbating to Dawn and she is my favorite to this day (early 30s)

Misty is shit compared to Gwen Tennyson.

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Decided to get the last few emblems on my childhood SA2B save file

Save file corrupted when I had like 30 to go

Absolute pain. Thankfully my Chao Garden survived and I've backed all my other save files up so this won't happen again.

Breath of the Wild, Case of the Golden Idol DLC 2
I also revisited World of Goo, Terraria, Stacklands, and Vampire Survivors

This.
Misty from pokemon and Sora from Digimon were mine.

Anon BabbleFAGGOTRY

DONE.

Does anyone else have their old RSE cartridge with friends' secret bases?

Misty = millennials
May = zillennials
Dawn = zoomers

She came way too late into my life to be my first crush but I did find her hot when I was 8.
Specially when she took of her clothes to reveal her swimsuit in that one episode.

like 6, including 4 JRPGs
now I start games with the intent to finish them, unless they're a really bad time
I've had enough of leaving stuff unfinished in life
it's all about self-discipline

2-ish. Fields of Mistria is the actual new one, It's pretty good excluding the general instability at times, but it has a mid day save and it's early in the early access so I can't really complain much. Other than that, I technically didn't play Core Keeper for the first time, that was months ago, but the first time I played I barely got past the first boss before get bored, this time I pushed through though and I found it pretty fun, excluding the pointless 3 per day limit on buying boss summoners for early game bosses and the 10 minute wait between boss summons for mid-late game bosses.

I would have to check. I lost either ruby or sapphire at some point and had to buy it again, used, at gamestop for 10$.
If I lost ruby, then I'm fucked, as that was my original.
I miss going to school and having everyone be hyped for something to talk about and trade.
Secret bases were cool.

One. Maybe two.

I am trying some GCN games emulated since I never owned the system.
So far I only played 3 games, Chibi Robo, F-zero and Pokemon Colloseum.

spent the whole month on grasping fortune

Huh time flew.

For me, it was Pixie from Monster Rancher.

Zero. I am poorfag, and everything looks unappealing.

Loathed the design initially but it grew on me.

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A lot of missed potential and not enough done with the character to make her come across as likable or interesting. Has almost nothing going on with her character or background and just kind of exists to be the girl and to be an eternal simp for Sasuke. By far the most important female character in the series despite also being the least interesting female character in the series. It's a shame Kishimoto cowarded out on making her a cuck queen raising another woman's daughter, that would have at least been funny.

None of them were new but I played 7 games new to me this month, a couple I tried and will put off for later, a couple I tried and dropped and I beat Rayman Origins and Far Cry 5.

get a job

barely any ttime

one anime takes up like a week

it's over

Original gen Pokechad, I never got into Misty and I think she's a really boring choice of Poke-waifu. Ashime May sucks but she's pretty hot in fan art and I can just pretend it's the game May.

everything is improved by anything but a flat chest

Still hate it, it's just shitty DEI bullshit

What if we just took the male protagonist, changed their hair, and called it a girl protagonist?