Switch 2 drops on THURSDAY

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Switch 2 drops on THURSDAY

Nobody cares

Nintendo barely showed-off any games besides that hideous forced-soul Donkey Kong garbage and the $70 Mario Kart

Switch 2 will be dead on arrival. This is going to be another Wii U level failure. Nintendo should have learned better from the Wii U disaster.
There's just no hype for this console.
An ugly stick camera? A game chat button? Really? These are the best innovations of the Switch 2? Even the name sucks. Switch 2?
I'm calling it the Switch Pro from now on. That name makes tendies seethe, or maybe the Switch Plus?
They even got rid of the blue and red joycons so it looks less like a toy, but that's stupid because it is just a toy...
Guess we'll need to wait until the next time Nintendo makes a real console and hope they don't fuck it up next time. Lol.

They should have released it as the Switch Pro for $50 more than the original. $450 for minor upgrades and poor launch titles is outrageous. Tendies are domestic abuse victims.

OP here, I'm gay and trans and swarthy, if that matters.

It won't be a Wii U level failure but it will sell noticeably less than the Switch.
It'll be a 3DS scenario where Nintendo will have to scramble to cut prices and start adding incentives.

OP here again, I misspoke in my previous post, I'm straight and cisgender and white, if that matters.

Don't forget that this is Nintendo's most expensive console yet, and all the game prices went up too. The corporate greed is sneaking its way into the industry and eventually they are going to fuck around and find out and nobody is going to buy their shit anymore because it's too expensive, this is how corporate greed always leads to the death of every company that gets too cocky, lol.

There are people already lining up in front of stores dude. How is that "nobody cares"?

Nobody cares

Nigger, I would kill you with my bare hands if I could have the console already

There's always fanboys who buy into the hype day 1, the actual test will be casual/normie long-term appeal.

ARMS is getting an update. I can't not be hyped for this console

No new Zelda = No hype.
Nintendo console = Zelda tax.

*munch*

It's just a resolution and maybe a framerate bump so nothing huge. We need a real sequel

Weird cope thread

I'd be excited for a new Pokemon game at release, however it's not the case. We're only getting like 2 new games, and they're not particularly exciting.

why is it that you freaks are so desperate for remakes and remasters?
when the PS2 and GC came out, we played new games. not old.

this

Unless the next Zelda is a massive shift from BotW/TotK then I'm not interested.
I am expecting another BotW asset flip.

No new Zelda = No buy
No new Mario = No buy
It's as shrimple as that.

It at least has not been forgotten. That alone gives hope.

Good. I hope it underperforms so I can pick one up without a preorder.

If you say it enough times OP surely it will become true

Nobody cares

Looks inside

Even Nintendo haters can't stop themselves from talking about it

no games besides these 2 console exclusive new entries on beloved franchises

See? This is why I cant take you seriously

More indian seething

Its quite entertaining to be honest

Donkey Kong hasn't been beloved since Rare. Go play your plastic bongos tendie.

How long is Switch 2 going to be sold out everywhere?

Yep, they rereleased DKCR three times because everyone hated it

I mean Nintendo haters talked about the Wii U all the time back in the day.
The idea that hate = success is weird and dumb.

I think I'm at the point where I'm just going to wait and see if it gets hacked, and if that hack is something that can actually stay around or just be patched instantly. At this point I really doubt it'll be worth it.

Overwatch got a sequel because it was good!

3ds and switch version are buggy messes

People complained when retro "wasted their time" with the tropical freeze port, but they didn't know how good we had it.

Legitimately though. Nobody gives a fuck about the Switch 2 and simply pointing this out causes people to freak out. There was literally more hype for the OLED model.

I'm getting punished for preordering, not getting it until at least 6/11.

I didn't say it was good (though I think the two Retro DKCs were pretty decent), just that it was popular.

The Switch 2 has no games and they're coping.

Lmao

Popular with people who will buy multiple copies of anything Nintendo shits out is not the real world, anon.

no no no the numbers are fake and inflated

Cope retard

There hasn't been a new zelda in over a decade.

Simply false you shitposting nigger, here's my Switch 2 money. If it was the 4th I wouldn't be on Anon Babble, I'd be a mall rat waiting for EBgames 9pm ticket distribution for midnight launch.

I bet you buy every release of 2k sports games. Domestic abuse victim.

canadian

What is that worth in USD, five cents?

Why does BotW not count?

cisgender

unironically using troon terminology to describe yourself

falseflagging tendies want to suck dog dicks

I am shocked.

Canadian money looks like actual Monopoly money lmao

Fuck off fagg-

A Link Between Worlds was released in Europe and North America on November 22, 2013

fucking kill me

Leaf jeet rupees

Very good, saar! Kindly do the needful and deposit them at the EB Games!

Because it traumatized niggers beyond comprehension, we still get daily seethe threads 8+ years after it launched.

Seethe all you like I have already won

living in an indian country

winning

saar...

My mario kart obsessed sister doesnt give a shit, its not looking good

No I'm being serious, Canadian money looks fake as shit.

Stop diddling your sister

I live in the Okanagan (interior BC) which is very comfy, mostly retired white people. But clearly you've decided your head canon :^)

Canada has a higher credit rating than USA

It'll be overrun with jeets in no time.

Doesn't change the fact that the money looks like play money

Looking forward to it.

Just letting you know, Walmart never does preorders right for consoles. You will recieve an email on the 3rd, telling you that they are sorry, but they will not have enough units for preorders and have cancelled yours.

Nobody cares

You sure do because you can't stop talking about it and keep making threads.

Wrong, they finally charged my card today and took off the temporary hold. They wouldn't do that if they knew they didn't have units to send out.