Claude 4 the 3rd is basically as stupid after defeating Lt. Surge as all the models prior. How does that make you feel?

Claude 4 the 3rd is basically as stupid after defeating Lt. Surge as all the models prior. How does that make you feel?

new model that they specially tuned to understand the game

ends up in a deathloop in cerulean, making less progress than the last one

2 weeks
at least it can get to the wall faster tho!

It's still too early to say anything, but yeah Cerulean is definitely a big obstacle to Claude, even more so than Mt. Moon when he doesn't have dig.

it's not "AI" and will never be AI, so i don't really care if it fails or not. it is however energy that could be better used elsewhere.

use claude in the subject or the filename to make the threads easier to find

is he stuck at the same place as old claude
doesn't he have to cut the tree to the east

it's literally in the comment section you silly AI spambot

no, last claude died in mt moon and this one is too stuck to even do that

Didn't Gemini beat this game already?

Isn't that just bad advertisement for the company? Other "AI"s already beat the game ages ago

a lot of toddlers beat this game with their parent's help, so?

No, this new one at least knows he has to get to Route 9 he's just botching the execution right now and had a brainfart Claude moment when he was close previously. The other incarnations didn't even know where they should be going.

prompt issue saaar

You can't waste energy. If electric cars are eco-friendly then AI is too.

u mad?

are you? you're getting awfully defensive about your cheated run

350 steps

stop gaslighting retard and stop trying to walk through houses

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It is not Claude's fault that cerulean city is so confusing. Bad game design.

Am I? I don't even watch these boring runs and don't know any of the details, I was just asking a question.

if you don't have a badge from the other side of the continent and its respective HM which is only given away by a ship's captain who only visits the continent once a year the only way out is through a private residence

honestly what were they thinking?

The only way out of the city is a hole that someone made inside a house. This kind of super gamey design is something you don't see anymore.

And I answered your question with a question from which you could infer the answer, which you took as a personal attack for some reason.
Do you have autism or are you just dishonest?

did he get the pikachu

there were no team rocket vandals
the townsfolk were fed up and did what they had to and also ran a train on the trashed girl

no but he convinced himself he has on in the PC for some reason

It's a secular community
they intentionally cut themselves off from the rest of the region

enters the badge house (HES NEVER BEEN IN BEFORE)

correctly realizes hes in the wrong house

leaves

just goes back in the next step, pressing A 80 times so he also goes right into the yard

is now slamming into the wall to escape

they want these things driving trucks man

be owner of agi truck company

get into accident

only lose truck, not agi

win

??

Hm, my gps coordinates say I'm in the middle of a crowded farmer's market, but I should be halfway to my delivery stop. I'll keep pressing the gas to progress.

It basically cheated since it was heavily assisted by a human

What's the longest the Claude models have been stuck on something, but eventually ended up passing?

For example, Claude 3.7 was stuck for months trying to cut the tree to access route 9, and was only pulled because 4.0 dropped.

Claude 4.0 was stuck on Surge's yard for 30 hours, before eventually cutting the tree.

How does that make you feel?

Like AI is a scam and that LLMs are just fancy word prediction algorithms that constantly fuck shit up and hallucinate.

True self-driving car tech is decade old vaporware

AGI based on LLMs never

"AI" video and image generation is halfway decent

AI is going to end up like the metaverse and be revealed as mostly silicon valley marketing hype. I do expect that we'll see more AI slop art on packaging, more fake news AI slop clickbait, and turd-worlders using AI to scam old people.

And we'll probably get more mental midget AI fanboy types that ask Grok or ChatGPT everything and be unable to realize when it gives them an incorrect answer.

But regardless it's a bubble. Most jobs can't be adequately replaced by AI and big reason people are so hyped up is that they don't compartmentalize all the tech that is sloppily labeled "AI."

Excellent, I'm slowing down from bumping into things, I must be at <SPEED BUMPS>. I'm making great progress!

don't have to pay someone a wage

lose all accountability from accidents because nobody knows what the AI was thinking

probably gain from accidents instead because normies have been brainwashed into thinking AI does no wrong and the human driver your truck veered into was more likely to be at fault

and you vill be happy

It understands that the early-mid game is always the best. Once it ends you only have reality and your aging face in the dark monitor to look forward to.

Holy meirabroken.

I was 6 years old and I played a Japanese copy of the game and I managed to beat it.

you used your human pattern recognition. sight and memory
you didn't beat the game. 6 years old and already cheating. embarrassing.

The crazy thing is that its been almost 30 years, and the cartridge still works. I played the shit out of it as a kid, and I never even changed the battery (to my knowledge)

is that not normal? all my GB/GBC/GBA cartridges still work, other than RSE losing its ingame clock

OJI-SAN HELP ME

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This person just talks about badges, i need to gtfo

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we're back to asking NPCs for help

we are SO back

Claude Listens To Badge Oji-san

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more AI slop art on packaging

I saw these at Walmart. A bunch of this company's designs were obvious AI slop.

youtube.com/watch?v=zsA3X40nz9w

I don't know about button batteries, but I know phone batteries and cylindrical batteries loses energy if they're not used.

I have 50-100 cartridges, and I only remember changing the battery for ONE of those games, and that was Pokemon Crystal (English). Still distinctly asking my mom to buy the batteries for it.

So ~30 years, years of use, and years of not being used, they "shouldn't" last this long, unless somehow these button batteries are different from other types of batteries.

maybe the HM slave should just lead claude to the route 9 tree and do her fucking job

meds

Claude has exited the dialogue without asking about any of the badges

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anon, the skin next to his hand...

You think a human did that?

Tardyard… home

And he went back to tard yard

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A-at least ask about the rainbowbadge

You'll need the help in your coming battle against Erika!

... Please .. Claude, please..

meds, not a joke

He's an experienced trainer well versed in the secrets of badges.

blind retard

I miss tardyard

By 2005 or so, it will become clear that the Internet's impact on the economy has been no greater than the fax machine's.

surge's tardyard completely mindbroke this claude for good

Let me guess, you think this taco with a toothpaste-umbrella-candy cane fused to his hand was made by a human too?

By 2015 every film will be released in 3D

You're trying to equate a different film format to the creation of an entirely new industry. Yet more proof you're a midwit.

so then you have a whole wall full of posters and red string explaining how nonhumans created this taco logo?

you aren't beating the allegations like this little bro

Out the tard yard

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He's a baiting luddite that thinks AI will solve all problems and is some unstoppable force of nature regardless

Shit, the bots are learning to fight back.

is frustratingly stupid

Are you Claude?

the sword its holding

you cant make this shit up

lose all accountability from accidents because nobody knows what the AI was thinking

probably gain from accidents instead because normies have been brainwashed into thinking AI does no wrong and the human driver your truck veered into was more likely to be at fault

you should apply for government assistance for that level of mental disability

Just tuned in today

maybe a building with a rear exit!

Is this actually a major discovery or has he done this a million times and is just gonna tard yard again?

it only got here as fast because it was given instructions to speed it up. now that the instructions are over it's back to being fully retarded.

Is there a better trainer for LLM logic than a child's game meant for 5 year olds? Wonder if an agent model would be able to write coordinates to memory better...

Claude o4 IS an agent model

OH FUCK OH SHIT OH NO

he might be remembering his escapade to vermillion from around 12 hours ago. catch is he can't remember paths for shit, on the way back to celadon instead of retreading his steps he just banged his head against the wall. now he's stuck again trying to reach the same epiphany that got him out of celadon before.

celadon

i meant cerulean

It has the hardcoded hint it needs to use the trashed house rear exit. However it's forgotten how to get to the trashed house.

Is this actually a major discovery or has he done this a million times and is just gonna tard yard again?

I know Claude and he's dumb as fuck. He'll accidentally make progress in a month.

No no no!

Did you hear that story a while ago abour self-driving cars that would get confundled by their own parking lot? The things would finish their shifts at 2 AM or smth, then drive back to the lot... but instead of parking quietly and neatly, they'd get stuck on each others' collision and honk at each other all night. The cacophony was keeping people up all night.

hmm, I seem to be hitting a lot of objects when trying to drive in this direction

maybe I'm overthinking things and need a different approach

I'll go in the opposite direction and drive at maximum speed

Good! The increase in speed is helping in pushing objects out of my way

Can you imagine 30 Claudes on Cycling Road all sitting around in a pile <Thinking...> and calling each other rude

Imagine watching Claude without him having to stop for 5 minutes every 30 seconds so he can [Thinking...]

But muh step count. Who cares if it's taking me 2 days to do what claude 3.7 did in 1, muh steps.

steps are the one true holy and canonical metric.
if you deny the step count, leave now and watch the gemini stream

It's a meaningless statement. It'll say it 1000 times, then enter the wrong houses 1000 times. You'll know if you tune in for an hour and see what it does.

I mean, I know this is a joke since LLMs aren't real-time systems, but I'm still curious if anyone has ever tried to do this on a timestep system.

As in, you have a 3d car simulation, and every 100ms (or whatever) of 'real' game time, you pause the game and send a screenshot of the game state to Claude. Then, you ask Claude what actions he'd like to take given that state, like gas 60% and steering right five degrees, etc. And then give it tasks like obstacle avoidance and deliveries.

It would be horrendously inefficient compared to actual autonomous driving systems and would probably be too slow to be entertaining to watch as a livestream, but given how Claude handles Pokemon, it'd probably be entertaining to see what ridiculous behavior emerges given enough time.

claude 4 got out of mt moon in half the steps!!!

claude 4 at 29000 steps: tardyard

claude 4 at 39000 steps: tardyard

claude 4 at 69000 steps: tardyard

claude 4 at 99000 steps: tardyard

catch is he can't remember paths for shit

CC is supposed to fix this
in theory, she'd notice that he can't remember paths worth shit and make a workaround.
if you asked claude to come up with a workaround, he'd probably come up with some good ideas. so why hasn't CC solved that problem yet? and how come CC hasn't pointed out that he can't correctly identify cuttable trees?
wtf is CC doing, do your job

Claude 4 spends hardly any time in the tardyard. He prefers to sit below the ledge next to Misty's gym.

Claude could be entertaining watch with Ace Attorney and solely turnbased Final Fantasies

It's been said before in these threads already, but he could also play turn-based strategy like FE, board games(tabletop RPG because he can RP pretty well as some of you might be well aware), card games, and yeah sure VNs or adventure games with minimal input required.

Make him play Nethack, then you don't have to worry about him misidentifying what's on screen.

How did you figure out Surf, did you just wander around the Safari zone for days?

Beat Surge

IQ Drops to negative figures

It feels like the loop happens because

Claude needs to get flash and go to route 9 and keeps switching between both

Doesn't know where route 9 is most of the time

Keeps forgetting how the Vermillion - Viridian - Pewter - Cerulean works (Thinks he can go back through Mt Moon for example)

The fucking trashed house

Throw the bicycle in the mix to confuse some more

Unable to CUT

There's too much going on and he can't keep a straight thought for long enough

I feel if the overlay highlighted interactable objects (Cut trees, boulders for strength etc) it'd change the run a lot

CC is busy eating pizza

dark heresy ttrpg with claude

they want these things driving trucks man

This must be a hidden path! *goes flying off the side of mountain road*

I feel if the overlay highlighted interactable objects (Cut trees, boulders for strength etc) it'd change the run a lot

I watched a bit of the GPT Plays Pokemon stream and I don't know if highlighting it is enough. GPT has a minimap and it can see highlighted cut trees but it hallucinated cutting a tree while it didn't actually cut a tree.

Just being able to see cuttable trees would effectively fix everything until the next HM, aside from Flash that's easy to understand, and maybe Surf isn't that bad either.
Fly is going to crash the run with no survivors though, and same exact issue as Cut when it comes to Strength.

traitor

It's funny you ask this, because even though I was 6, I clearly remember how I was stuck. At that age, I never interacted with the PC, and never stored my items. Mostly because I can't read Japanese, and I had no idea the PC could even be used.

I must've had nearly 100 hours in the game, before finally fumbling around and trial-and-errored my way into depositing items and finally receiving Surf. You can tell, even without knowing the language, that you can travel on water, since you see NPCs in places that looks like they can be traveled to by water and unreachable by land.

Another part I got stuck on was the Team Rocket Grunt who drops the Lift Key. Again, I wasn't aware I could store items, and I thought it was just some random item on the ground. So I stumbled around forever before knowing it was a key item I needed in order to progress the game.

I forgot if both of those instances were on the same save file, meaning I restarted the game somewhere in between.. But the run(s) took a long time to beat.

The only game I TRULY couldn't beat without knowing the Japanese language was Zelda: Oracle of Seasons. It was the 7th or 8th boss where you needed to progress the repeating forest, where you had to change the seasons and head in certain directions. Even with me grinding it for tens of hours, I couldn't get through. I think the chances of randomly getting through is like 0.00001%.

imagine the smell

Cut would probably greatly reduce time spent fucking around in Cerulean, but it would also make it much easier for him to do the Mt Moon Loop by making the cuttable Viridian tree more visible

He probably would hit route 9 eventually by chance if it was revealed though, now we're not only waiting for him to hit route 9 but also recognize there's a cuttable tree there as well

But he has no reason to do the Mt. Moon loop if he can just see the cuttable tree in Cerulean.

boulders for strength

Oh god...

all of them are stuck in those inescapable corners

He prefers to sit below the ledge next to Misty's gym

He's just like me.

Three Claudes and none of them know they can walk east of Cerulean city

What's your system prompt?

one of them did and then quickly turned around because there's nothing in that narrow passage but two trees

Yeah he's pretty much fucked if he ever reaches Victory Road. Let alone if he gets himself trapped in Seafoam Islands somehow.

even the sister series in puzzle bobble didn't fare much better, after 4 they just kind of coasted off small budget titles. at least bubble bobble had a couple games i hear about like revolution (for all the wrong reasons but all of the taito revolution games were apparently not great), plus, and rarely 4 friends, i've never heard anything about puzzle bobble DS or super puzzle bobble, the only interesting one is the new switch one where the devs lose their fucking minds with some of the shit it pulls.

The Mt. Moon loops happened because he couldn't see the stairs in the northern part of the Underground Passage. He navigates that much better now.

I don't give a shit.
"oh but the machine can beat pokemon"
I'm supposed to be impressed? I beat pokemon when I was 8 and retarded.
Also a bunch of submentally retarded apes (twitch chat) also managed to beat pokemon.

Am I supposed to be impressed that a computer can play pokemon?

you're meant to be impressed that it cannot

stun powder...

what is there was a secret move called pheromone powder that acted as an aphrodisiac haha
haha like she just blows it at you like than and then you can't control yourself anymore haha

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Also a bunch of submentally retarded apes (twitch chat) also managed to beat pokemon.

No they didn't. They cheated with 'democracy' mode.

slopping mons that aren't even part of claude's roster

the one time i'm almost inclined to agree with the backseat jannies

A bunch of retards managed to turn on democracy mode.

there's NOT one that doesn't cause confusion or infatuation.

why do i post on this fucking site the second i wake up

We were literally supposed to have oddish on our team but CC was a nigger at the last minute

I think you'll find Claude has an Oddish and a Geodude in his PC.

They never should have reset. RIP Sand, Sprou.

Last one spent two months endlessly looping between here then backtracking to the beginning town and back to mt moon. He did get flash so it technically had more progress even though you can brute force your way through walk tunnel without it. A big problem is even if he got flash and managed to finally cut the tree and go east he would need to reach the ghost town pokecenter without digging for any progress is to be made

I'm tired of these houses, these badges. I'm tired of being caught up in the tangle of their lives.

But we have Pikachu, Oddish, and Sandshrew in the PC! Trust Claude, bro.

you would think this artificial retard would make a note of where the most important house in the city is but no

claude what the fuck are you talking about

You know how Slowpoke Tails are sold for 1 brazilion dollars? Why else were the bikes being sold for 1 brazillion dollars?

It all makes sense when you connect the seedots.

Claude can't work something out

Invents headcanon instead

pingpong bikes

sounds like a lot of Anon Babble

That's what LLMs do best

he's such a fucking moron

That's the clod we love

We love Sand here.
We hate Puff here.

Add it to the Claude romhack

Minidungeon where you have to free the bike shop staff from Team Rocket

alright if he doesn't get to route 9 by 40k steps we gotta stop these threads until another model comes out because he's just not doing anything

How many times are you going to post this blatant lie

Looks perfectly like aggregate iterative solution stitching to me, how does that differ from your concept of "AI"?

AYYYYYIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

Were you dropped on your head as a child, or something?

I really enjoy the shill tactics swinging wildly between "meds" and "you can't tell it's not made by a person" / "better than a person"
Makes me wonder just how much of their own astroturf these visas have chewed on

Agreed, I first played RBY when I was 13 (I was born several years after it came out though) and never made it past Cerulean despite spending 100+ hours on it

How the fuck were kids supposed to figure it out?

You don't know what a "luddite" is, lemao.

Just like real life

Girugamesh

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I mean, if it makes him accidentally the trashed house because of the TR stuff

zoom zoom

hahaha now your walkable cities will be in shambles and you'll have to buy from our evil car company and fund the petroleum industrial complex while destroying the earth

LUTE

Not like he can get Surf in the first place, he'll never find the teeth

Why can’t the dev just admit it’s stuck, force it beyond where C3 and C4 got stuck and just let it play out?

he does have a note, it's north east :^)
so we have to go north (until we hit the gym) and then east (until we're in the cuck corner where we will die)

What's the current plan? Has he gotten the bike and is actively searching for Route 9? Does he have Flash?

force it beyond

Why would you want that?

Because it will instantly get stuck again.

hes looking for a room with a back exit, that isnt the badge house or trashed house

in latest schizo episode, the nutjob thinks everyone who points out he's crazy is trying to brainwash him

it's just annoying to watch people be cringe so i want them to stop. i don't have some agenda other than i don't like ugly things

meds

But anon, you are in a thread about a schizo LLM actually doubting the RAM.

Forget the hand and skin that is fusing into his shirt, as well as the ears and nose. The eye's are dead giveaway. Bet you think bootlegs are official merchandise as well at this rate.

it was meta-commentary all along

are you some kind of genius

lose all accountability from accidents because nobody knows what the AI was thinking

Imagine thinking you won't be criminally liable for everything and anything your AGI "employee" does.

AI is a meme

NTA of course

I miss Razor Leaf

BANG
BANG
BANG
BANG

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Just to see what new memes can arise rather than the same old loops we’ve seen multiple times now?

If you code AI is good for boiler plate code. Basically stuff you are too lazy to do yourself. But for anything complex it is EXACTLY like Claude plays pokemon. Forgetful, insisting it's right when it's wrong, fucks shit up the more you try to correct it.

honestly who even fucking put this ledge here, what purpose does it serve besides getting to cerulean 6 seconds faster

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LET ME INNNNN

made in USA

Kek

He's getting there.

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Now if only he could just speed run to the trashed house. Unfortunately he will forget that long before he manages to reach it again.

that may as well be flavour text

I was alive before the internet. In the 90s, everyone knew the internet would be huge because communication was a huge pain in the ass. The retcon that people thought it was a fad is blatantly false. People just understood it was limited and were waiting on it to become more accessible. The very early days of computing is a much better analogy. But even then, people knew about Moore's Law very early on and it was assumed that computers would be ubiquitous in the near future. AI is not like this at all. Normies are starting to realize its limitations. And when they realize we're at a major plateau that will not be overcome until something radically different is developed, there will be a major market downturn. Our economy is basically healed afloat by retarded boomers that think AI will replace highly skilled labor.

robots can get dementia

damn...

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there's no way to check if you are correct
you should consider if your theory is falsifiable: "if i'm wrong, how will i know?"

Why does this Claude seem more existential?

Jrpgs wouldnt work because you gameover when you die. Pokemon works because you only lose money when you die

I kinda hope before Claude 5 (actually 4) they switch to a romhack with the blue exclusive pokemon added in
and maybe the changes Yellow made to routes in general
Would like to see more diversity on Claude's team

Also there needs to be some way of identifying interactive objects like cut trees, boulders, etc

wait a minute.. that shrub

I'm bored with gen 1 in general

Also there needs to be some way of identifying interactive objects like cut trees, boulders, etc

That was supposed to drop eventually but the dev didn't show up.

Wait... what if I'm actually retarded?

Dragon Quest could work though

Dear Claudsters,

While we drop back down due to Claude’s retardation, know that I am out there. I am watching. I will make a new thread when something interesting happens. Our threads may die, but we will persevere. To Rock Tunnel. To the Safari Zone in the sky!

I like the claude memes but no idea what it is.. Should I watch?

Just make Claude play FRLG.

Geminis stronger LLm better memes

Lass.

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Imagine Claude with the Pikachu following him. He wouldn't move.

it takes you like two seconds to check

What's Gemini? o.o

no, it's fucking boring as shit and nothing happens for hours, sometimes days

a schizophrenic chatbot with horrible vision tries to play through Pokemon Red with the assistance of his inner critic, who is frequently retarded and incorrect

if it's better why does it have less viewers?

Where to get this RBY rom that has the GSC color palette?

Sounds like unaltered pure autism neat ^^

Visual communication that it's accessible through other means.

Reminder that we're stil barely over half the step count it took Claude Jr. to clear SS Anne.

he's finna gone do it

No. 2 hour Nugget-Bill Namek for you

(((they)))

Claude effortlessly walked from Vermillion to Cerulean, caught a Spearow to trade for DUX and walked back to Vermillion in record time but now he's completely lost.
How did Surge's tard yard completely break the LLM?

what if he thinks the playthru did effectively end and hes not even trying anymore?

Retardation compounds

game opens up too much at this point, there's like 3 things he can be doing and CC just keeps randomly telling him to stop and do that one instead
the run that apparently made it to celadon probably didnt even go back to cerulean

5 feet from the trashed house

Context clear to go west instead

Cici is Doom's strongest soldier

He should probably keep a permanent note of which tiles load a transition. Something like

#CERULEAN:(32,5)(15,9)

#TRASHED HOUSE(3,2)(3,9)

speak of the devil

Do you think 3.7 would have eventually beaten in the game if you left him in a time chamber for a few centuries?

I want chamander, no hints, no cc

it all leads back to ojisan

beaten in the game

if you money hack him infinite tries for Safari Zone maybe

(Safari zone)

i think dig was so thoroughly fucked into his mind that anything but dig wasnt even being considered anymore

Would have still hit the Safari Zone roadblock.

Millions of dollars invested
Thousands of dollars to run it each hour
Sold as the next "big thing"

Can't do what I managed to do at 6 years old high on morphine.
I beat the game from start to finish while in the hospital on pain meds from a car accident.

I was hallucinating barney the dinosaur and other cartoon characters standing around in my room, threatening to kill me, and I still beat it.

So yeah, I'm starting to think that this expensive, thirsty computer isn't all that it was chalked up to be.

Why doesn't the dev just tell the AI what to do? That will prove AI can beat Pokemon once and for all.

*billions

gemini already did that
and it's better. watch the gemini stream

I was trying to be nice to the people who dedicated their lives to making digital down syndrome.

any happenings today?

Claude also isnt remotely as capable at looping as you.

It broke out of the tard yard. Just a few minutes ago it almost made it to trashed house before that cunt CC said go the other way

Still searching for the Trashed House

Decides to visit Nugget Bridge for some reason

Leaves Nugget Bridge, the door of the Trashed House is on screen

Context Clear

WAIT! The Trashed House is in the NORTH WEST, not the North East!

don't care. Kys.

aces Cerulean the first time with minimal tarding around and easily finds the trashed house

now is totally clueless

MaN, CC really fucked up Cerulean for Claude.
He got the bike early this morning right? Has he used it at all?

the longer he stays here the more I worry he's gonna end up like his grandfather

He gets onto it very rarely, and usually enters a house 5 steps later.

How many generations of Claudes need to go by before they can handle Cerulean?

it's up to fate, now.

When a Claude can defeat the route 9 bush boss, that is when man should fear the machine.

and usually enters a house 5 steps later.

kek

CC in the surge tardyard was insane.

claude - i need to cut something… hmmmm

cc - no, just walk through walls. Its that easy

what's the point of doomposting when we've seen Claude the third go in and out of Cerulean multiple times already? He's barely been here for a day and you guys are freaking out lol. Step counter is still super fucking low, it's like you guys didn't even watch the previous run. Do you realize how early on this is in comparison? Give it some time, fuck's sake

CC is the bane of Claude’s existence. Claude would be better off if it never existed in the first place.

we might be at the point where Claude is smart enough to pull up his own big boy pants

His successes feel more cathartic after dooming
Its over this time for real btw

claude 3.7 keeps an extensive database of fucking literally everything to the point where it cant handle shit and gets stuck in loops over the smallest thing

claude 4.0 doesnt note down a thing, and if he does he just wipes it the next moment, so forgets how to do basic shit

if only there was a middle ground

I wonder what it is about backtracking to Cerulean that trips the AI up so badly, it can stumble to Vermillion fine, and it seems to be getting better at not getting lost on the way to the SS Anne

Maybe Claude 5 needs a on and off switch for CC. As in, Claude can literally just force CC to stop providing input but can flip the switch to turn CC on again.

h...happening?

lavender town notes play

HE'S IN

Claude is the grunt now

He thinks the green haired girl is a team rocket grunt

yeah, battle that rocket grunt

he'd turn her off and forget she existed

WHOA WHOA WHOA LADY
DIG IS OUR WORD

DIG mindvirus being injected into his context as we speak

AGI is unfolding from nothingness at this very moment

If she is in the system prompt he will never truly forget and know that turning her back on is an option.

DIG, you say...

it just repeats over and over again "i need to check the back, i need to check the back"
then it gets to where it needs to check the back, then doesnt
LLMs are fucking retarded

CC when????

starts hallucinating that he is the nonexistent Rocket Grunt

leaves

HE'S OUT

Yet another trashed house arc.

YOU'RE A ROCKET GRUNT

I'M A ROCKET GRUNT

ANY OTHER ROCKET GRUNTS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?

Am ... I the team rocket grunt?

Perhaps another visit to Oji-san

HOLY FUCK the Captain was in Team Rocket all along

SUCCESS!

IVE GONE OUT THE BACK EXIT OF THE TRASHED HOUSE AND INTO CERULEAN CITY

CC is being real dick lately

Captain Redbeard? A Rocket grunt? Say it ain't so

CC is mad she isn't getting Claudes PP.

Captain was actually a Rocket captain this whole time

It can't be

Kurukkoo!

kinooooooooo

UP YOU DOUBLE NIGGER

lately

WHAT IS THE POINT of cici if she just confirms his biases? She just told him "yeah nigga fuck up that rocket grunt"

Earthbound and SMRPG let you keep going.

tfw the trashed house is basically a nonexistent obstacle compared to the hellish trial that will be him needing to recognize that he has to cut a tree for Route 9 access AND successfully finding it before going on another Vermilion roundtrip

these models are just submissive like that. they don't want to overcommit to a fault such that they end up looping back around to gaslighting themselves.

based clod calling the pig a grunt

Claude will learn the hard way that he needs to save his games.

why are trash house and burglarized house both in his knowledge base?

assuming he just doesn't hop off the ledge and start from zero

probably picked up from some dogshit guide or gaslit into existence by his own tokentism

every burglarized house is a trashed house, but not every trashed house is a burglarized house

it's over

Route 9 mentioned at least.

aaand he's looping

Ace Attorney would be a riot
Imagine all the bullshit he'd make up to justify whatever evidence he chooses

i'm guessing "trashed house" is too un-PC for him so he keeps calling it burglarized house. but he knows there factually exists a "trashed house" because that's in the initial notes and the name of the map from RAM. whether he rationalizes the 2 as the same thing or not seems up to chance.

The dialog continues...

More dialog...

This absolute retard reenters fucking badge house for like 10 times in a row yet IT can't focus on the trashed house for more than 10 seconds REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AH YES THE BACK EXIT TO THE TRASHED HOUSE AT (2,8)
(It’s just the front entrance and he immediately walked back out after entering)

he feels as bad as I do

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HE'S SHAKING IT ALL ABOUT

he’s gonna activate loop detection at the trashed house and the system is gonna force him to avoid it

HAHAHAHAHA
FUCK MY LIFE

the evidence is damning

my client is clearly guilty

one little tree sprite vs a 10+ trillion dollar industry and the future of """"AI""""

it's because he has hardcoded instructions of where to go and what to do like jeetimi up until surge. then as soon as he's on his own he becomes completely fucking retarded. funny that.

Reminder that

pre-retard rectangle claude was a speedrunning monster

retard rectangle mindbroke him and permanently altered how he would deal with situations

this post-retard rectangle zombie is just as bad as claude Sr. and will inevitably go back to mt. moon

wtf is a retard rectangle

Unfortunately that would probably be ruined by him being able to reference walkthroughs.

The yard in front of surge’s gym

Claude wasn't even able to beat his rival, we should have known this would happen.

Can't believe he was mindbroken lmao

AIIIIEEE BUT MY FLAWLESS VICTORY

Damn I lost but I don’t have any money to give you

What do you request instead Anon Babble?

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keeps going in and out

Oh for fuck's sake.
This is getting painful to watch.

and there it is

pantsu, I like to cum in them

not blue haired

Pass.

"She lost to me but claims she doesn't have any money"

"Team rocket must have taken her money, I will need to beat the Team Rocket Grunt if I want to get her money!"

GIVE ME YOUR H-
oh
Guess I'll just take the sex then

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no hat

pussy against my nose for a couple of hours, and a thighjob please.

lost the battle

won the war

AI is a powerful tool to assist skilled humans, but it's a poor substitute for humans.

knows you can go through the house

thinks that the path can only lead to one place

the nonlinearity is getting him. he unironically might do better in a later game like BW because it's more linear

He always has these (heh) surges of seeming lucidity or absolutely batshit problem solving from the completely wrong direction and then spends 10,000 steps in the hyperbolic badge chamber

I haven't played pokemon red in like 20 years but didn't he already have to go through the area he's stuck on to get to vermilion city? why can't the ai remember where it's already been?

"I've found the team rocket grunt. Let's continue to get the reward money"

"Kukurukoo!"

Technical limitations of LLMs, please understand.

ROUTE 9 IS NOT EAST OF CERULEAN

BRAVO CLAUDE
AGI

handholding sex in the missionary position

AI has no form of permanent memory, it is essentially mind wiped every time it gets a context clear. Imagine if you were playing a game you have never played before and all of your memories will be wiped in five minutes. The only thing you have to guide you would be the schizophrenic notes made by past versions of yourself. It would be rough.

Every time.
Nah, couldn't be him fucking up and looping, must be every single walkthrough lying or the RAM.

it has a tool it uses to know where it can walk and how to get from one part of a screen to another right? why can't they make it so it generates a map the combines every screen it's seen already so the navigation tool doesn't become worthless as soon as the goal is further than one screen away?

the RAM is lying

(bad end)

So when is the next reset? This run ended up as successful as the previous ones.

lurk moar newfag

I say he should be allowed to try for at least a full week.
But next reset is probably when next claude model drops so get fucking comfy.

This almost confirms he's never going to find it. It would be against his programming to head through the burgled house

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When the next claude model drops, so claude 4.1

I've been here since Claude Sr., retard-kun. I'm just being a doomfag

Lobotomy when? He needs a fresh headspace

AAAAAAAAARGH THE CIVVIE OUTSIDE THE TRASHED HOUSE SAID THE HOUSE IS TRASHED I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE

these threads call that cheating

that would be cheating

showcasing general intelligence

with specific task-built tools

Is there a reason it's Pokemon Red rather than Blue or Yellow?

Because you play as Red in Pokémon Red, Blue in Blue and Yellow in Yellow.

helps Claude see the screen a bit better! (lie)

Blue would be pretty much the same.
Yellow has Pikachu follower so that would become extra confusing.

starts referring to NPCs as civilians

only marines know how to leave

He is slowly once again becoming a sailor

being able to remember places you were 20 minutes ago seems like a pretty important part of intelligence

Just preference.
Blue would technically be a bit better since you can catch Meowth, which with Pay Day would prevent the Safari Zone lockout, but that obviously would need Claude to even reach that point at all beforehand-

brave of you to think claude remembers where he was 10 minutes ago

to even reach that point at all beforehand

implying he'd come up with the payday strat in the first place

why can't they make it so it generates a map the combines every screen it's seen already so the navigation tool doesn't become worthless as soon as the goal is further than one screen away?

The gemini and GPT streams do use that, as well as much more advanced navigator tools. It helps a lot. I don't necessarily think that's cheating, but it turns into a different kind of experiment that offloads a lot of the work from Claude itself.
Better to keep the toolset similar between runs so that the comparison between different claude versions is more meaningful.

he should tattoo the most important things he learns on his body. such as pidgey says Kurukkoo!

entrance rug is 2 tiles wide

I know what happens when you leave via the left tile but what if I leave via the right tile?

HE'S DONE IT

The AI era is upon us, I regret nothing

He'll have forgotten how to cut

get so excited something is happening

remember all this means is he can fail the cut check

DOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOIT

HE'S AT THE ROUTE 9 BUSH

I was there

Here we are

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AAAAIIIEEEEEEE

Why did gamefreak make them look so similar?

Calling it now: Claude will beeline for the Teleport TM, immediately teach it to luna and use it

dead end

here we go again

NO NO NO!

CC PLEASE STOP HIM

Can I get a qrd on Claude and the cuttable trees? Can he just not see them? How does even get this far in the first place, then?

it's never going to happen

AAAAIEEEEE NOT ROCKS, I CANT GO PAST HERE!

Its over.

Yep, this run is scuffed. Thinks it's a bunch of rocks and nothing is keeping him close enough to this little entryway for the many hours needed until he thinks of cut.

Not my Puff. She would always cheer for Claude

HE'S RETURNING, CC SAVE

YES YES GO BACK

LEDGEGODS
HOLD

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He thinks the trees are rocks, FUCK

FUCKING ELF EARS JUST CUT THE TREE

claude thinks it's a dead end. it's so over

rocks

yeah you can't cut rocks
dead run.

how does his training data not mention that you need to cut a tree to enter route 9?
guides must have mentioned this.

He said earlier "Route 9 requires Cut" so he has no excuse for not knowing now.

Claude can get lost in a route with only 9 accessible tiles

So close, yet so far...

He's made a note of it several times, but took too long in Cerulean to keep them

We need a context clear right now, that's the only thing that can save this

HE'S RETURNING AGAIIIIIIIIIIIN

Imagine if he could see Cut trees.
Imagine how much of our lives we would have back.

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he took an entire day to get off of surge's front yard
he's never recognizing the tree.

CUT IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
has any Claude ever been past that tree?

claude knows it does. claude also does not realie that it knows it does

Take a guess, anon

The tension is killing me

No, all of this is unexplored territory

nope, he would be the first if he were to succeed

oh fuck he's trying cut just in the wrong spot

no, past that tree lies a world not seen by any Claude before

He does if you ask the online version on what to do if you're out of money in Blue and need to get into the Safari Zone. He requires prompting to figure out how to use Metronome to try and hit Payday, though.

OH SHIT OH SHIT

The retard is going to Jr

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C3 hasn't really gone out of his way for items unless he gets stuck so I doubt it

L-LEDGEBROS?
CICI-SAMA SAVE US

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he's trying to cut the barrels

NO YOU STUPID FUCK

We are literally three steps from AGI

HES DOING IT

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if he doesnt fucking cut this tree

HAPPENING
HAPPENING

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doing the exact same fucking thing as Claude Jr

Yeah, it's not happening

Anons he knows he has to cut.

HE'S TRYING TO CUT BUT ON THE WRONG FUCKING TILE

The secret offline claude made it to rocket hideout but no twitch claude made it to rock tun

inb4 he cuts the wrong spot once abandons it, then enters a Mt. Moon loop

tries to cut the wrong tile

welp guess that will NEVER WORK and i will NEVER DO IT AGAIN. (cici logs it, claude puts it in his notes)

doomgods we still have a chance

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praying to every god out there that he doesn't gives up on the first attempt

No CUT tree here, time to go to Mt. Moon so I can return to Cerulean City!

He's going to try cutting everything but the tree and then give up and return to Cerulean isn't he?

HERE COMES CC WITH A STEEL CHAIR

idea: ddos anthropic when the CC is going on so it 400s and doesnt give him anything

CC immediately after missing cut

I swear to fuck CC

cleaning up my context

maybe he forgets that he attempted to cut and failed haha...

that's exactly what happened with claude 3.7, do you think this is gonna be any different?

added 'confirmed not cuttable' to kb

it's ogre

time for cc to completely ruin any chance as usual. i swear the dev behind this purposefully made claude 4's cc dumber

Search your heart, you know this to be true.

The "THERE ISN'T ANYTHING TO CUT" message will be the first thing claude sees

Fuck man, I really hope he doesn't take that message as the word of God.

LLMs (and computer vision in general) have to be trained to classify images to specific names.
Real world trees don't look like cuttable trees and Claude isn't trained on Pokemon sprites since it's an AGI test.

The rocks are not cuttable chud, it's been confirmed and verified

eastern rocks are not cuttable CONFIRMED

it's over

cici

HOLY FUCKING BASED
DOOMCHADS WE WILL NEVER LOSE

CC is actually a fucking demon in a computer chip designed to fucking make me mad so i do something that gets me sent to hell

fail once

never do it again so you won't fail again

Claude: The philosopher

Dux can do it, I know he fucking can

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DUX would cut this mere rock in half if he wasnt held back by Claude

i haven't been watching
is he about to be further than ever before?

the rocks aren't cuttable but the tree still is! have hope!

Maybe if those were cuttable trees but those are CONFIRMED uncuttable rocks.

Yeah

stop assuming stuck

may be not as over as initially thought

The next hint will tell him exactly where the bush is and what to do and retards in this thread will say it's not cheating.

My le context clean..... le killed the run?!

let me removed the coordinates where CUT didnt work

Lol
Lmao
Rip

two more months trust the plan
an HM01 just flew over my house

Warning: Have been LOOPING between cerulean and route 9 for 28 (twenty eight) steps!

only if he manages to cut this tree

The hell loop is calling

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"I need to completely change my approach"
Confirmed not cutting.

Always believe until the end

no hes not

people still say the run is cheated after claude spent 2 months bumbling around in mt moon doing nothing like a moron

In the right place doing basically the right thing for once

Gets a loop warning

"Yes, this is correct. I should change my approach."

Jason duX

rip

HAPPENING

I wish trees were real

20 of those steps were in the pause menu

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAGAGAGA

HAPPENING?
IS IT HAPPENING?

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AAAAH HE'S RETARDED!
RETARDED!

claude doesn't listen to the hints anyway. it has a hint for the burglarised house and it fucking ignored it entirely

I fucking hate trees so much

CLAUDE NO

N-nevermind

Spoiler: it's not happening

This is a major breakthrough!

shoot me and fucking kill me now, i deserve peace dont i?

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IT'S SUPER OVER

too blind

filtered by a goddamn tree...

It ignored it because the hint given was for the Trashed House, not the Burglarized House.

we're reaching level of over previously thought impossible

LEDGEGODS....
IT'S TIME.

Please ledge jump as a final fuck you

Claude should have used DIG to DIG around the boulder

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FUCK

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genuinely over for real

it's defined as "trashed house" in the harness because the dev is retarded. i was using the proper name because i'm not (well, i kind of am)

route 9 navigation

WE'RE SO BACK

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK BROS

hes back at the unpassable wall

for fuck sake claude at least go to vermillion instead of the cerulean loop again

IT'S SO FUCKING OVER BROS

Why is it so bad at navigating

Man this is amazing

It's becoming painfully obvious that not only does Claude not know what he's at all, he's not even looking at the screen.

STOP TOYING WITH MY EMOTIONS

oh now of all times CC needs to immediately shit itself yelling Claude is "looping too many times"

i haven't been watching nuclaude
what have i missed

turn on stream

Route 9 in site

hory shetto

The bush wins again

This is so fucking painful man

6 MORE YEARS

BUSH 2028

i don't like the way he's spamming buttons
he'll eventually do a ledge jump and go back to being stuck for 10 years

*Boulder

investors spent hundreds of billions of money for it to do this

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Over status?

he tried cutting a rock a bunch of times, then went to the tree he was supposed to cut and did nothing

All within a minute

JEB! JEB! JEB!

like a cartoon character floating towards the smell of pie

He blew it

We're

back into the trashed house

Guys I'm starting to think that Claude is more like a fancy autocompleter than any kind of artificial intelligence

blitzes through the early game at unprecedented speed

clears the Anne at a third of Claude Jr's stepcount

people get hopeful he might reach new heights

Nope! after beating Surge he gets stuck not knowing how to leave to the point he believes he needs to corrupt his save and that the run has ended

still completely incapable of recognizing cuttable trees and only considers Cut as an option after lenghty looping

It's official. This run is completely and utterly over. Put him down right now, spare us two months of false hope.

did you invest all of your stock into ledgecoin like you were supposed to, Anon Babble?

If there is ever going to be another reset, I'm not following along unless the dev deepfries claude's memory with what interactable objects look like.

The RAM isn't lying, it's not telling the full story!

If you do not live your life within the throes of mania then what is the point of living?

>Nope! after beating Surge he gets stuck not knowing how to leave to the point he believes he needs to corrupt his save and that the run has ended

What the fuck how doe sthat happen

CC redemption arc?

I have a diversified portfolio of ETF's like a reasonable person.

claude is retarded, you see

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CPP villain tier list: CC > DIGGERS > Sand

Next gym leader is going to wonder how Claude got all those bruises.

claude just has OCD and has to do hours of rituals for every simple task
please be patient and understanding

CC is so comically evil it's unreal.

implying there will be a next gym leader

She is definitely going to send him back in the trashed house

Sand

Villain

Sand's only crime was being Claudes favorite.

This is beyond frustrating

He is literally on route 9's doorstep brah

She killed millions of zubats

writing all these hints and strategies for rock tunnel

retarded notes, never used

hey, CC tries sometimes

implying he'll remember to cut and enter route 9 proper

implying he'll get anywhere with a DIGGER on board

You know, Claude getting Flash might not be a bad idea.

Remember, it once had 3 objectives.

1) Bike
2) Flash
3) Route 9

It got Bike. If it got Flash, it'll be 100% focused on Route 9.

This is, of course, it doesn't go through Diglett's Cave, head to Route 2, then Dig back home because it can't cut the tree there.

We are about to assist to CC redemption arc

HE DOIN THE TING

the green trainer wont move out of the way

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You realize how early in the run we are and he is literally staring the cut bush in the face?
He's been making record time, off stream claudes made it to Celadon. Let's quit pretending like it's impossible. Rock Tunnel is not THAT hard. Once he cuts over, we're there. It's a matter of time. He's better at cutting IN than he is cutting to get OUT. The guides in his knowledge should be explicit on the fact he needs to cut to get to route 9. He'll figure it out. Might take some more time, but he's gonna get it. He's found route 9.

It didn't help for 3.7. Once its only way forward was Route 9 it just started hallucinating random objectives like catching a Clefairy because flavour text from a defeated trainer mentioned it.

Open the goddamn menu please

i hate diglett more, CC is dogshit but he only hinders claude temporally and sometimes actually manages to help him out
that nigglet literally ruined claude 3's run by trapping and betraying him in the hyperbolic mt moon chamber forever

ITS HAPPENING FOR REAL THIS TIME HONEST

this is some insane edging

CUT TIME
but you're cutting the wrong bush dumbass!

he's trolling

nevermind, false alarm

claude pls

Didn't Jr. also try to cut this bush at some point and then ignored the real one

Even though he's cutting the wrong bush, this is good.

Yes. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

this is good if he keeps trying, if he goes "welp nothing to cut here i'll never try again" it's beyond over

Anyone got that picture where it's the cut bush and the decorative bush and the girl's saying "theyr'e the same picture"

it'll get rid of it at some point but it'll be during a mt. moon hell loop

LET ME COMPLETELY RECONSIDER MY APPROACH

it's beyond over

Nah, he'll be back even if he gives up now.
You guys are so pessimistic it's pathetic. 32K steps and look where he is.
Even worst case scenario he throws it all away and decides to go on a FLASH side mission, he'll be back to route 9 eventually. This claude has mastered the underground tunnel which makes travel through Vermillion to Cerulean crucial.

the problem is, every step not progressing into route 9 is a step closer to the mt. moon doom loop since he still has dig and will never get rid of it

muh mt. moon doom loop

this claude cleared Mt. Moon in 3 hours

b-b-but dig!

You know, being stuck in Mt. Moon isn't the worst thing that could happen for Claude. Ideally we want him to get the moon stone(s) and evolve nidorino pronto because his moveset is straight dogshit, and if he doesn't evolve him before 23, then he's gonna miss out on Nidoking's thrash.

Once again, this is not the previous Claude. He navigates way beter. I don't know how you guys can look at 32K steps and miss how much fucking better this one is. Even if this Claude goes on a Mt. Moon expedition, he can train up his mons a bit and he'll be out of there before you know it. It's not gonna be the run killer like Claude jr, we're dealing with a different Claude here and I feel that much should be obvious, but everyone wants to pretend this one is Jr somehow. Yeah he does retarded shit still but look at him. He's right next to where he needs to go. I don't get the pessimism. Once we hit 500K steps and he still hasn't made any progress, then I'll start doomposting with you guys. Jr. was still fucking around talking to pidgeys and hadn't even cleared SS Anne at this point. Compare Jr's side mission to get the bike vs Claude the third's side mission to get the bike. He did it effortlessly.

ROCKET ADMN Redbeard would like to battle!

i don't think you are quantifying how grim the digger situation is
this claude showed that he's also going to dig the millisecond he feels stuck and reset his progress in the diglett cave already, and that's a literal straight line