THE TENDIES PUSHED THEIR LUCK SO HARD WITH SWSITCH 1 THAT THE SWITCH 2 INNOVATED AND IS ABSOLUTELY UNHACKABLE WITHING A REASONABLE TIME SPAN
anything you do bricks it, even scanning the chip bricks the console by detecting weird voltage
once it bricks you receive a call from Nintendo forcing you to pay a fee otherwise it goes to small claims court
the court process is automated it costs Nintendo 0 dollars
What happens if your switch gets delivered with a bump and it bricks the whole system?
Guess they'll just have to learn how to flash their ROM back to a default and replace any fuses that got intentionally fried.
SWITCH IS UNHACKABLE!!1!1
look inside
dev kit
come back when its the actual console
u mad cause poor lol
Who gives a shit?
isn't that what every company does? you can't unblock a ps5 or the new xbox
Well Switch lite and OLED didnt get hacked so it makes sense for Switch 2 to be more secure
Everything is hackable, and tendies are incredibly gullible. That's why Nintendo is so profitable at their thing.
Olímpio's back for another sametendie round
Watch Olímpio get banmed and half of thread's posts get deleted at the same type.
You used an unauthorized delivery system. Warranty has been voided.
Your source is a random GBAtemp user saying "just trust me bro"?
Imagine if many people manage to brick their S2 by just doing something seemingly harmless and are forced to pay.
>once it bricks you receive a call from Nintendo forcing you to pay a fee otherwise it goes to small claims court
this is not what the post says you illiterate tard, the console was obviously given on loan and the guy fucked with it. when he went to give it back, it was broken, so they said either pay for the console or we'll take you to small claims court to get our 500 bucks. if a normal consumer did this to their console, nintendo isn't gonna sue, they're gonna say "tough shit, no refunds. give us another $500 if you want another one"
it should not be surprising that nintendo put effort into keeping the same, simple hack from working on switch 2
Yes you can crack both the ps5 and the xbox, you always can. There's just less interest for it and it's way less newbie friendly. Not sure what about nintendo consoles makes it such a hotspot for hackers and their discords.
1) I am not Olimpio, I am aquafag.
2) Why would I be banned if my posts are vidya related and genuine?
detect voltage changes
I can't wait for people to start complaining that their Switch got bricked because of storms or because of public power outlets. I can only assume this is fake because that would be too fucking stupid on Nintendo's part.
Good, we need to share poor people more. Any time someone complains about $80 games every should laugh at them for being a pathetic poor fag who works in retail
probably how the only games anyone would want to play on their consoles are exclusive (and don't get ported to pc in 1-5 years like most others)
They raised entire generation of cultists to become obsessed with their brand. Of course the autists would end up end latching onto them like this too. Also, Pokemon.
Not sure what about nintendo consoles makes it such a hotspot for hackers
Everyone has a PC/laptop already. Powerful handhelds have more use cases if broken wide-open.
Based MVG exposing these retards.
always online firmware reinstallation
we've reached the final level of capitalism, basically this console must be always online to do anything and if your internal voltage goes up for any reason you got yourself a brick
Sounds like a bunch of massive lawsuits waiting to happen
Blackout causes powersurge in an area and the entire city loses their Switch 2s
dev kit
no source
uh huh
keep malding, snoygger
buy switch 2 from costco
say nigger
nintendo bricks console
no questions asked return policy
i tell the return service anyway
accidently change voltage via interference which happens from hoovers and electric lawnmowers and strimmers
bricks your console
also I absolutely guarantee its not "unhackable" nothing is. you just aren't skilled enough.
sourceless gbatemp screenshot
endless samefagging that a dust mote entering the fan vent will brick the console
genuine
this troll thread again
Damn Nintendo went from having the easiest system to crack to having literal spy level technology where the whole thing locks down if you try to probe it with a multimetre biggest glow up who the fuck believes this?
Most of plebstation and fagbox games are in pc anyways
I only have two posts in this thread. The OP and the one you are replying to.
kek
How many power phases does the switch 2's brick have? Because yeah, if suspicious voltage dips can kill a console, there's going to problems. Hell, running the switch down to below 0% and then repeatedly unplugging and replugging it could kill the thing.
seethe thread dies
immediately makes a new one with the exact same image
when are you going to kill yourself?
Retards always say that the switch is "easy" but the RCM vulnerability was a hardware flaw, and the modchips use fucking voltage glitching, which is not remotely simple to do.
Notice how there hasn't been a full software-only exploit chain since 3.0.0. Horizon is extremely secure. It's on the same level of security as mach or HURD, probably more secure actually. I'd make a wild guess it's slightly less secure than seL4 since that's formally verified using mathematics, but it's not an easy target.
buy 3rd-party dock
Switch 2 bricks itself
Hey, it'll be like Switch 1 all over again.
If that's true then that's a billion EU right to repair lawsuits just waiting to kill them. They wouldn't be *this* fucking petty, they'd lose 200x the money if they just let people pirate it
Nintendo has games.
No seriously that's it
my brother has a PS5 and all he plays is Fortnite and other shit that's everywhere.
I still can't play Smash Ultimate anywhere else that isn't my PC
they'd lose 200x the money if they just let people pirate it
*they'd lose 200x the money by doing that instead of just letting people pirate it