What are your gaming ‘icks?

What are your gaming ‘icks?

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battle pass

tranny writers

giving a shit about women's "icks"

ick

on 'eck

/thread

Combat built around parrying being the universal best option

Greetings from Kazakhstan

this is a sex joke, right ?

Made by Western developers.
Millennial writers

What emoji was it?

For gamers? People who play multiplayer games, do retarded shit, you point it out, they acknowledge it, usually play better for the next few games/rest of the night, go back to retarded shit the next day.
For games, lots of unskippable cutscenes/walk and talk stuff, excessive copy-paste

empty carton

Source?

I told a girl I wanted to play mario party with her and she ghosted me

Men using emojis is pretty gay

You should have added

if you know what I mean

dodged a bullet

This is why you use grindr not tinder

Can tendies go 5 minutes without thinking about bing bing wahoos?

Maybe she was more of a Smash Bros kinda gal?

The uoh emoji in response to photos of her niece's ballet recital.

There aren't any cute femboys on Grindr and trannies are disgusting.

What if I don't use any emojis?

i get the ick when she doesn't dress like this

If she can't party, she isn't worth it.

MOBAS

Eh a lot of them are basically just confused femboys.

I was talking to a girl for 2 weeks, everything going well and I mentioned videogames in passing and she told me she couldn't see me anymore specifically because of that
Not even bait, this really happened

camera shake
excessive flashing
depth of field
long + slow unskippable tutorial made for retards

I love it when girls just completely embrace dressing like whores without pretence

She was a snoy

Have you met them through Grindr?

What does this have to do with anything?

Ye

i'm gonna get myself a differnt kind of "ick" when i take this thing to home for a naked tumble in the bedroom aren't I

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that's a strong move

Bullshit

Women and third worlders love emoticons for some reason

When she doesn't have a dick

Ick

Someone, write this down!

Digital only and online only, with a heavy helping of DLC and a sprinkle of no available splitscreen/systemlink/LAN option

lucky bastard

How is this relevant?

Opening cutscene longer than a minute or two, long tutorials, really having a tutorial at all that feels like a tutorial, infodumps at the start of the game.

Really anything that makes it so I'm not playing the game within the first 15 minutes of starting it. Will fucking drop that shit

first few hours are mostly cutscenes

"it gets good 20 hours in!"

those sections where you're forced to slowly walk while the NPCs inundate you with boring exposition

mobas

:men_wrestling: I'll show you who's boss of this gym

those sections where you're forced to slowly walk while the NPCs inundate you with boring exposition

Jesus I hate that shit so much. Much much more than cutscenes even.

Quest log

I went to Thailand once and there was a bar street where all prostitutes looked like this. I was afraid 100% of them were shemales so I called the nearest tuktuk and went back to my hotel

you mean they were all dressed in shiny dresses? are you serious? I need to get my ass to Thailand

Imagine an actual adult using toddler words like this.

I don’t have to imagine.

lack of loli

It took her an hour to walk 5 feet. Fucking hell. She's going to need hip replacement by the time she's 35

I was afraid 100% of them were shemales

if they look indistinguishable from women what does it matter? you get a warm hole to shove stuff into either way
if they're rail-thin they aren't eating anything and you're gonna be wearing a condom no matter what so it can't be not wanting poop on your dick
but if someone is physically everything you'd want to pay money for for sex but you can only do anal with them then what's the big deal

You write like an edgy 15yo

she's literally walking at normal speed...

Shouldn't grown adult women have grown out of cooties?

Yeah she farted when it was going in.
LOL.

Fuck off tranny. Men smell like shit. You will never know

use wrong emoji: ick

use no emoji: ick

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imagine using your superpowers to teleport her straight to India, Mumbai

calls characters "toons"

unironically thinks immersive sim is a genre

reads out the letters in an abbreviation when simply saying the original term is fewer syllables

gives deranged characters cute nicknames

likes Diablo loot

thinks SA2 is just as bad as the other Sonic games

Post it

log into an mmo

see a bot

immediately i am so enraged i wish earth to be devastated by 400,000 meteors.

his femboy doesn't put on perfume or use body wash to smell better

Unfortunate.

a hole is a hole bro

button mashing

beating women should be legal

Just use the right emojis some of the time.

Like he said, you will never smell a cute young women's pheromones.

perfume

lmao

No new game +
Low enemy variety
trans, lgbt and multiculturalism propaganda
Too many dlcs

If there is even a single trans flag anywhere in the game including areas you can't normally reach I will not buy your game

thinking about his emoji usage to avoid the ick

ick I-

What's a "weird emoji"?

pirating games is not legal and you are still doing it so ...

when the goth girl tells me about her abusive parents

Western games

There are so many but here are two from the last game I played:

Unable to set frame rate cap separate from vsync

Game has a higher horizontal sensitivity than vertical and no way to make it 1:1

Damage sponges, often as a 'difficulty' modifier or way of forcing the player to do something specific.

Finite number of hard saves

continual shilling and complaining on Anon Babble

TAA (unironically)

DLLS, FSR, framegen

for modern audiences

MMR (it freeze the skill status quo killing games inthe process)

Gacha tier monetization

unskipable cutscenes

qte

iframes

singing

non cosmetic unlolck grinding (fuck you COD)

reddit humor

The "ZAMN" emoji

Discord link in main menu

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large file size
poor performance

My friend was talking with a girl and she mentioned that she had a Switch and he asked what games she had and if she wanted to play mario kart together and she ghosted him.

she mentioned that she had a Switch and he asked what games she had and if she wanted to play mario kart together

lmao he fell for the bait

my gf has a switch and I don't. I unapologetically kick her ass at Mario Kart and she still jacks me off
point is some girls are cool

Mod on github that has no direct download link.
Even worse, there's a link, but it's to the same github page that you're on.

somehow bad at mario kart, the easiest most casual game in the world

no, they aren't

NEVER tell a girl that you game

Why would you ever care if a girl acts like this? If shes petty enought to have an "ick" list then you dodged a bullet

I meant they're cool as in they won't ghost you for playing vidya. I never said they weren't retarded.
Pro-tip: virtually all women you meet will be kind of stupid. There are a small handful who are actually smart and you'll never meet them + they're probably autistic.

life is hell because nothing gets me hotter and harder than losing games to girls, but I'm incredibly good at basically all games. think the last time I was genuinely getting my ass kicked was playing a card-slap game with custom / house rules that she had played with forever, but after playing it a few times I stopped losing. very regrettable.

I can't tolerate stupid for prolonged periods of time, even if they're hot. Idk how so many dudes do it

Anonman, with the power to instantly teleport an underdressed woman into the midst of gang rape

retarded girls are the cutest

Games with shields that can't be used to bash the enemy in the face.

tinder

Grindr

not using sugardaddy

I got so many messages from 20yo bitches with daddy issues that I’m unable to chat with them all. It costs me less than having to shower a girl with dinners and gifts just to for a chance to sleep with her, and I get premium mentally unstable white girl pussy.

Can’t imagine a man going through the misery that is tinder or having to turn gay to stick your dick in a hole

Does acne give girls the ick? I have acne scarring on both my cheeks and want a gf so bad. Before my acne id always get complimented by older women calling me attractive. So id like to think if it weren't for my acne id actually be attractive. I'm lonely bros

seems like it takes a lot to set everything up

People say this ironically, but some guys actually think it doesn't matter. Until they try to live with one and have a functional adult life with finances and responsibilities and your "partner" is a FUCKING retard who is absolutely useless and keeps interrupting movies because they can't follow a basic plot

It’s worth the effort but not for poorfag neets obviously

you need to permanently radically change your diet. you won't but it's part of the solution you claim to want.

Do you have to be fairly well off to have success with that app?

You can get laser surgery, I have acne scarring but now it's heavily reduced. I used to look like a burn victim before

on the flip side, I love genius girls but sometimes I feel they laugh at me behind their eyes. Like I can never tell if I'm saying something they think is smart or I'm just humoring them. If I'm sitting across from a 20 y/o vietnamese girl with GAZONGA titties then pretty much anything I say will put a smile on her face. If I'm sitting across the table from a physics phd candidate, I find it much more difficult.

Not really. I got a regular 9 to 5 job but no kids so depends what you mean by well off

Well my acne has calmed down from tears ago, I'll get a pimple maybe every 2 days. My diet doesn't even consist of junk food like fast food. I mostly eat meat and fish.
I can, but i don't have the dish for that.

matched with this 7/10 conventionally attractive girl on Tinder

something in her profile about asking about New Vegas

asked her how she would change the Legion to make them a more complete faction/ending choice

gave me a 2 paragraph answer

get to chatting and mention my extremely niche job/field

she tells me she's a paralegal and the lawyer she works for was talking to a guy about my exact field for a case

we figure out both of our bosses originally had a business deal that fell through with each other

ghosted me the next day

I really don't get it. Why even fucking bother relating and getting to know someone? Sure, I'd get it if we matched, my first response wasn't what you were after, and you ignored me. But after connecting on such a crazy coincidence? I deleted Tinder shortly after.

eggplant

Bro what if she was just busy and was planning on responding to you later on

With intelligent people you know the laughs and connections are earned. If you want smiles from a retard then get a dog, you might as well be jangling keys in front of their face at that point

Interesting. Are there girls looking for a legit relationship? Or is one and done the expectation?

How much are you spending on one girl? And are you smashing them raw dog every other day or what

I waited like a week man. I even double texted after a week and was like "Hey down to get a drink if you're interested, I feel like we'd have a lot to talk about!" Either something I said gave her the ick, she found some hot dick, or was cheating and was afraid of getting caught.

Depends on the girl

fpbp /thread

/10 conventionally attractive girl

>something in her profile about asking about New Vegas

What is 'not-fucking-real or a very passable tranny' for $400.

I have matched and had insane chemistry with women before like I have never had with anyone else only a few times in my life, and they have all ghosted me for something completely innocuous.
The only explanation that makes any sense for just throwing something like that in the trash on a whim is that they have SO many other options, what seem like once-in-a-lifetime opportunities for us are happening like every other day for them. It cannot be overstated how fucking easy they have it.

Ah in that case yeah you got ghosted, my apologies

I mean unless you rape them after theyre not going to fuck you anymore once they get the ick.

smart move
all nintendies are manchildren/weebs

Yes, obviously, which I why I asked if there is a substantial portion which are seeking a relationship

Women's opotionality is fucking broken
In the time it takes an average dude to get 1 girl an average women could've been through like 30 guys

an app literally called sugardaddy

what the fuck do you think anon
and would you even want them if they were

well, at that point you're not worth the risk to her. What if you're crazy and things don't work out, then you tell your boss, and he tells her boss? A fringe chance at a relationship is not worth work turbulence

they have SO many other options, what seem like once-in-a-lifetime opportunities for us are happening like every other day for them

I've had three (3) 'one in a lifetime' opportunities where I felt like I really connected with someone. Really felt like I could trust them and be in a room with them forever, that they really thought I was an interesting and attractive person. All of them fell through one way or another, and I think about them basically every day. I probably don't get thought about at all.

With intelligent people you know the laughs and connections are earned.

I don't know that. I have friends that are incredibly intelligent and they're for the most part flakey as fuck, especially if they are hot.

I remember one time I literally had a girl twirling her hair and biting her lip with me on the first date. We went on a few more and then she just literally started flaking on future dates with me and then ghosted me out of nowhere. Shit had me fucked up. She was a kinky red head who was into cosplay and D&D with the rare exception of actually being extremely attractive and not a hambeast. I'm engaged now but I still think about this girl since we had even better chemistry than me and my future wife do but she just disappeared out of nowhere.

Our bosses aren't even in remotely the same field, they were just looking for a specialist to build a money-grab suit. It would be like saying one of your employees told you their date worked for a landscaping service they'd hired years ago.

Just saying, I had a similar thing happen at one point too. Matched a hot as fuck girl, we found out our work was tangential, and BOOM she was out.

Emojis are bad? Let me analyze the data to be sure.

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This is so pathetic

coloured

AYO WHAT DIS WYT BOY SAYING

lol wonder why they'd reject the sort of loser who catalogs this sort of thing. its a mystery

cosplay and D&D

It was over before it began. I had a similar experience with a girl. She was fucking awesome while we were dating then suddenly she broke up with me and tried to destroy my life. Lost my chance at a career because she got me fired for something I wasn't even doing. It's been 6 years and I still haven't been able to setup an actual career or do anything I want because that job we were both at was the gateway to me improving my life and it got taken from me at no fault of my own. If I was vindictive enough, I probably would've killed her

match with a girl on tinder

easy 9/10, stupidly good looking, stable job, wears jeans and flannel and not even a lesbian

great date, she specifically says she’d like to meet up again soon

text her asking if she got home safe, get a heart emoji after a conformation from her

she never talks to me ever again

Son, what happened to both of us is she matched with a hotter dude. Any chick on tinder who goes outside without needing a bag on her head has several dozen matches a day. You are in invisible competition with a huge number of men. If you ask out a random single shy girl then you are in competition with her expectations alone, and her reacting well means things might continue. If you ask out a girl whos on a dating app or is a heavy social media user, you are in competition with thousands of men at a time, and her reacting amazingly to you does NOT mean a different guy wont show her a better time tomorrow.

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Not that anon but I see the appeal. The only purpose of the woman is to stay attractive and take care of your children, and you are the breadwinner. Even if she doesn't think you are physically attractive as long as she doesn't cheat then it's fine. I wouldn't trust any female born in a western country for this kind of deal though

women be like ugh that man did literally anything ick im gonna fuck his friends now

It was over before it began.

Maybe. In hindsight I realise the bitch was crazy. I'm sad we never got to fuck cos the pussy would've been crazy too. Probably not the kind of girl I would've wanted to settle down with. I'm aware the kinds of girls that are attracted to those hobbies, it was just nice to meet one that seemed normal on the surface and was also attractive. I work for an RPG publisher so it was nice to have someone I could talk to about my work who actually understood it.

I'm sorry about your job though anon. Have you looked outside your current city/state for prospects of work in your field?

Have you looked outside your current city/state for prospects of work in your field?

I don't have the money for that nor do I have motivation to do anything. I've had one soulcrushing experience after another that I can't even force myself to exercise anymore. If I couldn't feel anymore, that would probably help

how do you faggots even get girls to match with you

lie

Yep

everything going great, scheduling a third date

suddenly conversation slows way down

wait for the inevitable "look i had a great time and all but i really feel like [insert bullshit here]"

sometimes it arrives, sometimes their conscience doesn't even compel them to do that much

Women have utterly killed dating, I feel zero commitment to anyone when I know they will just jump ship at a moment's notice

what's the point of lying if you're looking for a relationship

wow player

found the issue

Be 6'5", decent looking. Spoiler alert: it's still a shitshow even with matches. If you're not particularly outgoing, dating as a guy in the modern age blows

what are you SUPPOSED to be doing?
I'm just so scared of inconveniencing people and being assertive in general that it feels impossible to approach women in any capacity

w-what's wrong with birdwatching?

Gender discourse on the internet has gotten so fucking boring because everyone on every side has argued themselves into the position that every ugly guy should become a rapist because "le nobody owes anyone anything", just zero sympathy anywhere.

hey you guys know tinder is for sluts right
if you're looking for a relationship you're on the wrong platform

It got boring to me because I have literally heard everything from both sides from being exposed to it by years of chronic neetdom

It doesn't even matter if you don't use Tinder. The girl you date will be measuring you against the option of downloading it.

it's not womenwatching

Yup, every single thing is pointless, every girl is constantly just trading in and changing up and that's why there are zero couples to be found anywhere in the world, every single girl is dating the top guy while everyone else drowns in a sea of sand.

Guys like you are so ridiculous. It's possible to just date normal people, not everything is so doom and gloom.

6'6 here, work out 6/7 days in the week it still sucks
don't stress about inconveniencing people. Women are fundamentally different from you and they LIKE when you "inconvenience" them. Or they won't, but it's easy enough to not be rude about it.

i'm permbanned from hinge for some unknown reason.

I rape women so them not liking me isn't an issue

but it's easy enough to not be rude about it

not when you're a hyper aware autistic with crippling anxiety

I just landed on a fat girl on hinge with pictures of her ass and she said not having cats is a green flag and I liked that message and sent her one saying what the fuck is wrong with cats
I hate women

I'm 31 wizard and have never even tried a dating app it just feels like it would end with me shooting myself. I know I'm ugly and weird already thank you very much

Can you shoot fireballs and shit yet?

It's possible to just date normal people

HOW AND WHERE MAN?!

fair enough. I don't have serious autism like that so I can't comment

dating apps are a fools errand. just get a part time job at a restaurant. you will shave off pounds because you are always on your feet, you will be in constant contact with people to up your social game, and hostesses and waitresses are some of the sluttiest/horniest people you will ever meet (dancers are hornier, but have higher expectations). you will have long hours and be around a bunch of people who have irregular schedules who need to blow off steam. honestly, get a job at a restaurant is the best advice i can give to people who are feeling at the end of their rope when it comes to dating/hookups.

women hate men with cats, they think it makes them look feminine

based woman raper

Want a gf

Actually imagine myself in a relationship

Realize I'd be miserable

So that's it then? I hate being alone and I'd hate being in a relationship, what's the plan then? And don't say suicide, I don't have the balls yet

Crossplay
Battlepass
Battle Royale
Immersive
Diverse
Hero shooter
SBMM / EOMM

Depends on the deal I have with the girl but usually between $200 to $300, or a trip to the shopping mall, or an expensive dinner. I actually had sex yesterday during my lunch break with a 24yo mixed girl. She drove to my area and we fucked in the backseat because she needed some quick cash for rent. Gave her $250. Seeing a 19yo emo goth chick this weekend at her place as well.

Like I said it’s pussy galore but you can’t afford to fuck a different zoomette everyday

Character shooters aside from TF2, assfaggots, moeshit, cumbrain games

what's wrong with men being feminine
do women realize not all men are assertive dickheads

I literally have like 155 blood pressure whenever I have it taken and my hands are shaking because my anxiety is that bad
I don't know how to even function in society

If you aren't an assertive dickhead your role is to support the vital infrastructure for the dickheads idiot
You *clap* are *clap* not *clap* entitled *clap* to *clap* a *clap* girlfriend *aggressive clapping*

'ick on 'eck in the 'log

no pussy no work

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I don't mean to brag but I have the supernatural ability to make anyone hate me progressively more the more they get to know me. Unfortunately this passive uses most of my mana reserves.

Wait for the sexbots, become gay, become rich, or move to some shithole asian country. Or improve your personality kek

every single girl is dating the top guy while everyone else drowns in a sea of sand.

Yes.

"Oh this looks cool-"

deck-builder

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we must seise the means of reproduction

i'll impregnate your boipussy if you catch my drift

B A S E D

every girl is constantly just trading in and changing up

This is true though

it’s pussy galore

From your description it seems more like prostitution

video-games

ive been mindbroken

Parts where you have to push buttons, and when you have to solve a puzzle.

t. woman.

every girl is doing that until they can't anymore, your job is to be the best version of yourself and hope you are lucky enough to be the one she endes up with

be the best version of yourself

This part is good

hope you are lucky enough to be the one she endes up with

This is cuck behavior

are you guys just exclusively associating with low-quality women or something
picrel is LITERALLY me and I've gotten numbers after autistically rambling about gunpla for 20 minutes
also I fucking HATE when a game launches directly into in-engine cutscenes without giving me a chance to fix settings, I'm too distracted by massive screen tearing and aggressive LOD to retain any of what's supposed to be happening

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Yeah except it’s not with ugly hags or $1000 professional escorts

No thanks. I feel like I'm good enough already. I'm not gonna keep chasing endless self improvement solely for the purpose of impressing some whore who wouldn't want me if I hadn't. Especially when she'll be old and used up by the time I'm actually "good enough" for her anyway.

prostitution

can't use that word in america

give details or you're lying

I'd rather spend that money on vidya desu
Some random zoomette ain't worth it, she's fucking other dudes anyway

responding to trash talk instead of just kicking the guy who talked shit to the bottom if the scoreboard

Actual cringe every time.

anything gacha-related immediately gets me drier than the Sahara

Ok your asshole isn't supposed to be wet and leaking so that's fine idiot

I even double texted after a week

oof, that's where you fucked up. You have to feign disinterest, counterintuitive but it's the only way

what's wrong with cataloguing this?

use emoticons instead of emojis

haven't gotten ghosted yet

I did it boys, I found the loophole ;)

honestly proud of the dude for even making the attempt. That alone puts him ahead of 90% of dudes

women are highly impressionable faggots who base their personalities on memes. first it was "friend zone" then it was "yaaaas queeen" now its "ick". why do they all want to be exactly the same?

lucky enough to be the one she endes up with

that's the most disgusting shit i've ever read in my life wtf? you really believe that?

$1000 professional escorts

Man I was looking at whores on some website and it blew me away that the uglier they were the more they charged per hour. Probably some kind of defense mechanism to tell themselves they're worth it or something idk

"Hey down to get a drink if you're interested, I feel like we'd have a lot to talk about!"

DUDE

Hey down to get a drink?

This is so much better.

that scroll bar

Nah.

picrel is LITERALLY me and I've gotten numbers after autistically rambling about gunpla for 20 minutes

same, except instead of gunpla it was about how ted kaczynski is based

the gunpla one specifically? it's honestly kinda boring
I went to a makeup store looking for some nail art stuff I could use as stencils/decals
one of the employees assumed I was a clueless boyfriend getting a gift and offered to help
I told her it was for an art project, oh what kind, I'm building a model, yadda yadda yadda she gave me her number
didn't amount to anything in the end, since talking to a college-aged beauty store employee might as well be chewing on cardboard

same
I'd like to be in a relationship but women are so fucking dull
oh well

thai tranny obviously , you can tell by the face

Self improvement is a meme you cuckmerican, any healthy man is happy with himself.

This is why not even 100years ago parents set up marriages for their daughters by making sure they grow up close to men who would be good husbands (sons of families you know, good friends etc) and why "child marriage" used to be normal (don't fall for kike history revisionism) where you become promised but consume later when it is a good time.

It's how western civilizations always did it, no online dating and the girl slowly shifts from the authority of her father to the authority of her husband who teaches her the roles of a wife (when puberty hits usually since girls rebel, it's a sign of nature).
If anything, your job would be saving women from the modern enslavement of having to work so no one can have kids, and the horrors of social media and online dating.

Humans are social, we cannot just form a relationship in 1week and go on.

t. dated my wife since she is 11 and we have 3kids.

No american, you don't rawdog an infertile little girl, if you think about that you are mentally ill. Only a freak would do harm to their own family and friends.

I used to see prostitutes too but condom sex + no cuddling gets boring really fast

she sent me an eggplant emoji so I sent her an oyster emoji and she stopped replying

The main problem I have with adorable ladyboys is I want to kiss them on their little mouths but he's also definitely sucked like 15 dicks today alone so kissing is off the table.

Only thing stopping me from going to thailand desu

didn't amount to anything in the end

then why the fuck did you even bother posting
kill yourself

if you are under the age of 25 there is still hope for you. close the thread. start meeting people and doing stuff together. not necessarily just women either. platonic relationships form a massive web that you need to traverse to find someone to love.
be yourself, be clear with your intentions, be open minded, avoid distances beyond easy means to cross, try not to harass anyone, fall in love with a snake or let your penis think for you.
but i suppose those are mostly lessons you need to learn for yourself. you wont learn them sitting on Anon Babble and complaining about what you think women are like

That's what's stopping you?
Not the million stds?

you s𐐬yboys do realize you can just take a trip to brazil or some asian country, and literally fuck as many hoes as you want for pennies on the dollar?

some anon even said how one family even let him fuck their virgin loli daughter since he paid em $100

that's how poor they are, they'll do anything for money

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I told a girl to shut up once and she said 'ick'

Well yeah the std's I would catch from kissing him is what's stopping me. Oral herpes kinda stands out

The ick is just an out they use after they've already lost interest in fucking you.
The modern equivalent of "it's not you, it's me".

You're sick dude

Nice insult american, I am happy and so are those around me.

Try selling your 11 yo daughter. I hope the feds get you.

based
soicucked golem

because it's funny, that's why
not my fault you're having a skill issue

basedest

Not that anon but was she fat? You say you look like simpsons comic book guy I doubt you're getting legit attention from attractive women

You're mentally ill if that is what you took away from this.
Why would anyone sell their child?
Maybe you're brown and have no family that loves you, you wouldn't understand what it means to care for others.

he's doing better than me desu, i haven't actively talked to a woman since 2013
bit of a tangent but i used to be a huge ladies man in junior/high school and some college. once i dropped out though i basically gave up on women. not even on purpose either, i just stopped caring about them

Who gave a PC to Achmed ? You already had a goat and now you want the mouse too ? You're getting cocky Achmed : that's haram

t. dated my wife since she is 11 and we have 3kids.

sick degen

Anon I'm german. It is normal for family and friends to meet one another and do things. Maybe leave your big cities where all you do is buttsex and suck trannydick.

Going out to dinner together and eat ice then take a walk nearby a riverbed or something is not something that's weird.

Stop going to so many pride parades, the worms are getting to you. You'll never be happy if you can't even accept basic human socialization.

Who the fuck uses emojis in their messages?

'diverse' characters

I'm german

He already said your name was achmed anon why are you agreeing with him

I'm german

the west has fallen

What's wrong with dating someone if they follow their country's laws of consent?
Hanging out with someone, be it in the context of dating or not, is not illegal anywhere as far as I know

Chuckled, sad but true we got a problem here.

We should do it in china and isolate children to be worker drones and not allow them outside, agree

It fell decades ago anon.

Jealous angry people with no prospect in life. If you live in rural areas (normal, cities are abnormal) it is incredibly easy to be in contact with younger girls. Some people are just jealous they do not get the chance because they are lazy and have no friends (she's the daughter of the older brother of a good friend of mine, got into contact simply by hanging around a lot and consequentially inviting other family members over as well since there is no reason not to get along with more people).

Kids DO NOT date you sick fucks

seething old hag

Chuckled, sad but true we got a problem here.

You seem alright kraut, good luck in the coming ethnic cleansing

Of course they do are you retarded? 11 is past the point of no interest in the other gender. What do you think dating is? Tongue kissing make out sessions? Stop watching porn.
It's simple socialization, doing things together and with others.
What a crime, planning to do something nearby and asking if others want to come along. You're just fucking retarded. You can't get to know someone without interacting with them, life is not like tinder where you swipe right unless you want to be divorced, you need to spend years pairbonding.

A lot of people are waking up to it and sick of the browning.
Really though people here are sick of it for a long time (go to pubs etc), it's just the usual terminally online freaks (like the ones you see here seething over a girl willingly having fun doing activities with what was a good friend at the time) and students who are mad about it.
People just cannot say these things in the open for obvious reasons, we got jewish cancel culture here.
Every european country is waking up to it.

I CAN SEE IT

LGBTQAI+-%!

On the bright side if you get conscripted once it pops off, HK416 seems like a pretty cool gun so there's that to look forward to!

Daily reminder women are this bitchy nowadays because of simps.
Their weakness is the reason dating sucks so much.

I got the ick on a girl I liked in highschool because she didn't catch this giant beach ball in P.E and instead got hit on the face with it and started crying. She looked so weak.

Bazinga!

Do you honestly think infantry has a place in war where your opponent strikes from the air, unseen and unheard or sends ballistic missiles from 1000km away?
It's either mutually assured destruction or life goes on.

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the Pregnant male one

Women on tinder constantly have 20k men to chat with. It's a meet and fuck app.

idgi

stop replying to me

It's a meet and fuck app.

Only for women

Let's say the germans start mass deportation and the mudslimes in germany begin armed resistance against that. The west is the one who supplies those kind of insurgencies with not only modern gear like drones and indirect fire munitions, but literally any gear like the CIA paying for small arms and toyotas for syrian rebels, libyan rebels etc.

If it is the west itself pushing these incestuous goatfuckers out, who is going to be supplying them? Nobody, that's who.

fpbp

Depends on which one. She could just have a sophisticated taste and only enjoys 4 through 9

Censorship

good, she probably realized you only wanted to fuck.

The biggest supplier of mudslimes is Iran and China you brain damage moron.

she literally was sending me pictures of her tits

when men have pussy

Yeah sure, even believing that to be the case they did a bang up job supplying missile systems and attack drones to the taliban + iraqi insurgents then didn't they? But you're right that was a really brief conflict they only had 20 whole years to establish supply lines and negotiate deals for military hardware.

Crazy though how once the USA left the area and those same ragtops were fighting on behalf of america suddenly they're neck deep in drones and ATGM's. Must just be a cohencedence

women have never been more impossible to date than nowadays

number of trannies is literally exploding

Is this how humanity ends?

sure bro

more women to date

win/win

no reply

Yup.

the whole gamifying of the dating world is stupid. just be your retarded self and some average retarded cunt will enjoy your company, just go outside on the regular

What's the fucking point. If she's going to ghost him over something so fucking trivial then she's not worth it. Waste of effort to curate your language to avoid giving girls le ick. Just stop giving a fuck. He was right to uninstall that garbage app. It's a fucking scam.

low-quality women

What did turbo incel mean by that

For your own sake you need to stop thinking about those people. Not worth your time. If you had "once in a lifetime" opportunities with multiple ones, then it wasn't once in a lifetime was it. Those people sound like trash by the way if they're going to ignore you for pointless reasons. Not worth the mental energy, let it go. You're just lowering yourself by continuing to wallow over it. You have to value yourself more than that.

Sounds like you just fell for a load of bullshit and your chemistry clearly wasn't that great. She ditched you because she wasn't into you, get the fuck over it man. You're going to ruin your current marriage thinking like that.

dude it will literally just happen

NTA but get a job or hobby where there are women. With the hobby pick something you already like or are willing to invest in. Even if it's some shit like yoga don't only do it to meet women because they can smell that desperation a mile away, and if you're not hot/confident enough that women are already throwing themselves at you (seems to be the case since you're on Anon Babble asking for advice on how to women) it will repulse them. If a 10/10 chad joined their yoga group / running club / whatever just to fuck pussy that would be OK but if you do it it's a turn off.

Women are much more fair at rating male attractiveness once they get to know you, escaping the friend zone is a better bet for you if you're a 7/10 or below than just cold approaching.

I dunno where the fuck to find stuff like this outside of exercise based crap like yoga etc though, or if there's a place nearby that does dance classes that might be good too, women like a guy who can dance. Rock climbing also good. Honestly anything vaguely fitness related is a great choice because you both know the other is relatively fit, too. Much more difficult for either party to be catfished when you've seen them exercising.

What did turbo incel mean by that

learn to cook, bitch

all women

* bing biiiiing *

anon looks at his phone

big_titties.webp

"ok I think she's ready for the big Jamboree™"

thats literally how it works. most people meet while studying or working together. feel free to rot in your room and blame the world though

NTA but get a job or hobby where there are women. With the hobby pick something you already like or are willing to invest in. Even if it's some shit like yoga don't only do it to meet women because they can smell that desperation a mile away

But you are literally telling someone to pick up a hobby to get women! This is shit advice from the get-go.

You were right with the job.
Want a cute gf? Just get a shitty fast food/restaurant job. There you go. Won't have to be invested to it, and you can "shit where you work" because you're not gonna be working there long anyhow because it's a shit job. But you might meet some cuties there. You'll get some extra pocket cash on top of that. Maybe it will help you stop being a NEET, who knows. But dont join Yoga just to be one of those guys to hound after pussy, that's pathetic.

holy shit i just noticed, imagine what the whole list is

how do you read that and think mario party = sex

This is what they tell people to do. Just keep attempting, you have to get used to the rejection and learn to not be afraid of it. But if you just kept getting rejected and never had ANY success, i'm sure that would get demoralizing after a while. This guy is probably a fucking dork but he's trying to see what works and what doesnt at least. And like others pointed out he's actually putting himself out there and "shooting his shot", something 99% of pussies did once in their life if that and never tried it again out of fear of rejection.

fast food/restaurant job

Maybe if you're 16 years old. If a dude in his 20's got a job at mcdonalds just to prey on the teenage pussy therein that I think is exponentially worse than doing yoga to meet chicks.

I told a girl "I want you to watch me play Horizon Zero Dawn: Remastered"
She immediately started slurping on my dick. I guess that's just the benefit of being handsome

It really is like that. I can tell you that the prettiest girls I see are the ones I pay the least

Young chicks date losers in their 20s and 30s all the time.
You wouldn't happen to be a femanon would you?
I know someone who met his wife at a shitty restaurant job, she's in her 20s, he's in his early 30s. Is that supposed to be disgusting or something? A lot of them are college students that are also in their 20s. You act like 20 is some fucking ancient age, just how underage are you?

That’s the thing though, they’re not prostitutes. Sometimes they just chill at my place and we watch a movie or something. Most let me go in raw but I’m starting to regret not wearing protection

lol fuck you

Keeeek

No I'm in my mid 30's and met most of my girlfriends either through work or doing fitness shit hence all the fitness related advice.

this guy wants to play Mario Party? YUCK I JUST WANTED HIM TO DO ME IN THE BUTT!

such a big ick moment am i right sisters?

This

Same thing happened to me but with TLOU 2

Wait so you can pay a few hundred bucks and then not even fuck em? Like prostitutes offering wife experience hardcore survival mode. What if you put the wrong movie on will she make you sleep on the couch, too?

she was talking about getting high and playing Minecraft immediately before I brought it up
I hate women

Most guys idea of fitness is "just lift bro", which isn't going to get them a girlfriend most of the time.
Working a shitty job is more reasonable and more common in my opinion then meeting women over fitness hobbies, but what do I know. Everyone needs to work eventually, and most anons aren't skilled enough to get anything better than a shitty restaurant job. But guess what, most women are in the same boat and you'll meet lots of girls in a comparable age group. I don't know how it's bad advice. It's a way for people to step out of their shell and make some money. Not saying fitness related hobbies are baaad per se, but a lot of them ARE male dominated, which is going to make it harder to meet women. Most guys joining yoga aren't doing it because they hecking love yoga, there's other intentions behind it such as pussy hounding. Conversely, everyone needs to work, and most people work shitty jobs not to find pussy, but rather to make money. But you MIGHT just meet a cute girl in the process. That's all I'm saying.

they're fickle and don't follow normal reason
don't overthink it, don't take it personally

That’s the thing though, they’re not prostitutes. Sometimes they just chill at my place and we watch a movie or something.

That's so pathetic I woke up my wife because I had to laugh so hard.

Eh, depends if he's already got a job/career or not. Loads of cute girls do outdoorsy type shit that it's normal for men to be into as well like rock climbing, surfing lessons if you're near the ocean, etc etc, the list is nearly endless and if he's already got a better job than being a dishpig it's a better option. You're focusing on yoga as if it's the only availability which it just isn't. Hell even go do MMA there are cute women there learning "self defense" which is an absolute meme, most of them are re there to meet dudes it's like the woman equivalent of a dude going to yoga.

Translators note: about ten years ago I had a job washing dishes / mopping floors in a restaurant and met a woman there, we ended up going out for about 9 months so I also agree on the job being a great way to meet women.

Having to buy a license.
Sales worse than they used to be 10+ years ago.
Overpriced re-releases.
DLCs.
Buying years old games and they still sell you DLCs separately.
I WANT TO BUY GAMES
IT MAKES ME SICK TO DO SO THOUGH
It is the opposite of removing friction on purchases with something like a one click buy button. It adds so much unnecessary stress. Companies are fucking retarded at doing business and providing actual value.

Can we all agree that dating women is literally impossible and stop replying to bait?

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You have to value yourself more than that.

For what? I don't have any value. I don't have a future. All I *have* are memories.

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Not impossible but definitely not worth it

impossible

It's more like unnecessarily difficult with little payoff like playing skyrim with tiredness and hunger mechanics.

For what? I don't have any value. I don't have a future. All I *have* are memories.

Deep

I'm done with higher education and fucked up by going to a commuter college. My current job is full of nothing but seniors. Now what?

While the "what seem like once-in-a-lifetime opportunities for us are happening like every other day for them" is not necessarily wrong, if you keep pushing the same topics, even if women are interested in them, they are probably not quite as much as you and will get the "ick". Even if they have some nerdy or weird hobby, they will still be into a lot of normalfag speech patterns.

This. Menstruation and hormones make them switch between two opposite personalities from day to day. If you have trouble understanding it just imagine getting post nut clarity randomly during the day.
The best thing you can do as a male is to continue looking for women until you are in a serious relationship (fucked multiple times)

Fuck a hag

If you have trouble understanding it just imagine getting post nut clarity randomly during the day.

I never thought about it like that.
Prophet shit mate

Then you'll die miserable and alone because you refuse to forgive yourself and others for hurting you.

dude it can literally just happen*

met my oneitis when she showed up the day i was gonna turn my two week notice in.

I also don't get this joke.

get a fucking hobby

How do I learn social skills at 30 if I never had friends and never had a gf?

Tinder is pretty shit but I found my previous ex and the current gf from there.

I'm 30 too and the 2-3 friends I made during my 20's were only from work. You have to call them from time to time (like once a month) even if you don't really care, just to maintain contact.

Fucking pathetic

you are supposed to ask "wanna smash?" and if she says no, you tell her you are talking about the game which will make her laugh

Immerse yourself in social situations. Unfortunately for you nobody IRL will want to coach you through these so it will be a bit like teaching yourself to swim. You'll flounder around and make an ass of yourself failing at something that 90% of adults take for granted but eventually you'll figure it out.

Nigga Watching a movie is just a bonus. You fuck her while you watch on the couch

wife

my condolences. I’ll keep fucking zoomettes until I die and play vidya when I’m not balls deep in one.
Miss me with that slave for kids and roastie shit

Immerse yourself in social situations

what's there to be immersed in?

that's basically the joke. women will get the ick over just about anything these days. They aren't worth your time

nope, tiny brunette
you'd be amazed how far a sense of humor and not assuming the worst in people can get you

but aren't you immersed in errr...THE BACHELOR?? c'mon, put down your silly pokeman and watch some quality programming for once

I've tried a lot of shit and didn't enjoy any of it
any hobby I do would specifically be the male equivalent of the classical "gamer girl" (just doing it for attention)

then you haven't tried enough

I've done theater to choir to cosplay to sports to gym to martial arts to bar hopping to library reading
I'm 30, I've tried many things

go to therapy

been doing that for months now, I'll keep going because a man in hell would try to climb a string of spider silk, but it doesn't to be doing anything for me while it takes my money

Nigga you talk as if you actually got anywhere with it. You never called her, never went anywhere. never got any! Why are you bragging lol. You clearly got some kinda swagger but come on man.

OK instead go commit a bunch of crimes, enough that you get at least a few years in prison. Then, after navigating the tough and often retarded realities of prison social hierarchies for 24 months minimum, when you get out just go do whatever you're currently too awkward to do, and blame your autism on having been incarcerated.

Spit directly into someone's drink at the work christmas party? Sorry you'll have to get used to it because that's just how we say hello inside.
Interrupted someone's boring story by squatting down just a tiny amount and farting as loud as possible? You're not rude you're actually asserting dominance.
Demanded feet pics from your boss's underage niece? Nobody's even sure (or at all approving) of how you got her phone number? Well damn, things are just different since I went inside the world really moves so fast nowadays.

CAN'T GO WRONG. DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

Should have played Smash instead.

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That's sad and I hope you figure it out.

okay

i'm not wasting 10 minutes listening to an esl, give me the tldw

Yeah but he's a euro ESL at least it's not a pajeet or something. I bet his country makes an eclectic and high quality 9mm handgun that has a cult following on Anon Babble.

Came here for this.

Battle pass grind burnout has caused free to play to give me the ick in general, now I only play them if I'm gonna be playing with friends.
I'll come back to fortnite if they let me get Aquaman though fucking fomo bullshit.

Seriously, trying to maintain a relationship with women is fucking impossible these days because they're such vapid backstabbers that hate seeing you happy with your hobbies and will ghost you over extremely minor shit.
You will never have the kind of "Best friend you trust so much on a platonic level you'd take a bullet for them so you want to marry them but you can also fuck them on a non platonic level" because women are not built for the kind of meaningful ride or die kind of wordless trust that men want from a partner. That's stuff that only exists in movies and romance novels, I hate that we're biologically wired to want this but it's just something that doesn't exist.

Hell, I deluded myself for 8 years thinking I had that with someone, but even that amount of time being in a relationship with someone is not enough for them to drop you like Andy telling woody "I don't wanna play with you anymore" when they get bored of your existence then start ghosting you and leave you. I should have listened to the actual misogynists with experience instead of holding out hope that love was real honestly, I don't think I'd treat even people I hate the way my ex treated me in the final days of the relationship.

Most guys sabotage themselves by limiting themselves to "available" girls. The normalberg way is to get the girl to cheat and build from there until she decides to do the same to you.

normalberg

Dunno why but this made me giggle

"it never went anywhere" doesn't mean "I haven't dated other women before," you fucking retard
it means that specific case never went anywhere, I stopped talking to her because she had all the personality of dry oatmeal
you guys seriously need to get some respect for yourselves

'ick

uhh

Most guys sabotage themselves by limiting themselves to "available" girls.

I thought it was common knowledge that women "availability" is based on who they are talking to. Obviously they will never say to an ugly incel that they are single

Not that anon but I don't believe a fat unkempt guy with a neckbeard gets attractive ladies. Nobody believes it.
I've known fat guys who have some game, and ugly guys who do OK but neither of them were getting hot women. You could say the fat dude's like 2 or 3 out of 10 getting a 4 or sometimes 5, the ugly dude wasn't extremely ugly maybe a 4.5/10 in the face but over 6ft tall, and even then the girls he got were usually ugly in the face and just not fat. Their only quality was not being obese, clad in tattoos and seen more cocks than a train station's urinal.

Let me reiterate, I do not believe that you're out there getting hot women throwing themselves at you after a 2 minute conversation in some little boutique shop selling mascara or whatever the fuck you were talking about earlier. Nobody believes you anon.

It's whenever someone flops their dick onto a Steam Deck. 'ick on the 'eck. It's hip.

it wasn't a 2 minute conversation, it was a 20 minute conversation about color coordination and painting techniques
you know, the part of the hobby that women might actually like or be interested in

Virtually all people you meet will be kind of stupid.
We all have a very narrow field where we're great, a slightly broader field where we're competent, and the rest is amateur level at best.

I stopped caring about women 6+ years ago.

first person view

you don't cast a shadow

viewmodel doesn't have selfshadowing

viewmodel doesn't receive world shadows

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It's actually insane that jannies decided to leave this thread up till it hit bump limit
literally ZERO to do with video games

What was the breaking point for you?

my ex cheating with a nigger

reddit invasion

Yiketh.

this is the kind of post i come here for

Getting cheated on. Spent like 10 years of my life treating my girl like a queen, making her cum every time we had sex, but you know what she wanted above all else?
To feel young again. So cheated on me with some teenager and spent the last years of her life regretting her poor life decisions.

Never dealing with a woman again in my life.

Unable to set frame rate

Why the hell do so many games still lack this option

when you're a group of hardened internet badasses but you get triggered by the mere phantom of female rejection

you have a bodycount of 2+

they're on my 'eck

8===D

she

faggot

Nintendo

It's a good thing they autosaged that thread about the Pokémon platinum challenge run, we almost ran out of catalog space!

the scroll bar

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agreed, this or get a job where you have to deal with people. took a few years, but the autism is now under control talking to people.

the average anon has never approached a girl in their entire life, so this dude is ahead of the game there

want a gf

imagine myself in a relationship cuddling hugging and kissing her lovingly

feel an urge to grab a pistol and blow my brains out since I've never even gotten a hug or date at age 31

rejected 8,000 times but at least he earned the respect of retards on Anon Babble

so worth it

better than crying about being a horny virgin when you've never even talked to a girl who wasn't selling something

how is he wrong?

at what point will you realize there's zero pride to be had in playing a rigged game

that scroll bar

How many fucking women has this guy talked to???

POWERFUL scroll bar

it's that much better when you win a rigged game. like when the carnival worker begrudgingly hands you the prize after your figured out their tricks and won the stupid game anyway

i feel like he will be read about one day

In my experience if a nerd like that is actually putting that much effort into asking girls out they are usually fundamentally fucked due to them only being brave enough to do this due to being insufferably pathetic and desperate for affection and validation, which is the most disgusting thing possible to anyone, especially women looking for a boyfriend.

Not him, but most people don't need to catalog their interpersonal relations to pull lessons from them. Aside from the fact he's mildly ugly and plays WoW, that's all we know about the guy in the picture, but that notepad is a big enough anomaly to think he's absolutely fucked and learns nothing from all of his failures. How much is he switching up between the attempts? Different place, different ways of meeting up, different pick up lines, different league of women? Is he trying any self-improvement at all? Hairdo? Tone of voice? Dental hygiene? There's a shitton of factors. Dating only becomes a numbers game after you reach the baseline.

yes, i'll keep hitting the wall with my head. it will fall eventually.

Yeah I don't know how realistic of an approach it is for these guys. Makes you feel good in a 30 second youtube short though!

If he's got a long list of rejections like that his approach is fundamentally wrong. Just looks like he's walking up to random women who probably dont want to be approached. Guy has middling looks and likely zero charisma. My honest advice to him would be to forget about women entirely and just find some other way to be happy and not worry about it. At best you can put yourself in situations where you might meet a woman. But dating seems utterly fucked for most people, I can't really encourage people to pursue that especially with failure after failure. Just focus on things that make you happy rather than going on some wild goose chase that just makes you hate yourself more.

That wasn't a girl anon...

The best advice is for them to let go of it, focus on themselves and try to make friends with women instead of desperately trying to get rid of their virginity or something, but they are usually too angry and entitled to be able to do this, they would rather whine about suicide all day or something, which is just pathetic.

deck building
rougelite
procedural generation
4 player party game

keys and locks thoughever?

women are gross bros

Women seem genuinely awful and at this point I'm convinced I should just go all in on having a waifu

kys

and try to make friends with women

I wouldn't even advise them to do that. But they need to treat them like friends without turning into simps if they ever happen to do somehow make friends with a woman. They will windly like up infatuated or obsessed with any woman that gives them a sliver of attention. Just gotta focus on the grind, what else is there to say?

no, you are simply a whore.

you know the saddest part? no man will ever really love you. why put the effort if you gave to others for free?
he may date you or marry you if no other options come, but he will bever be 100% into you. the though of you getting fucked by countles other men that had you easily would haunt him for life.
you wanted flowers? unduing commitment? lmao too bad for you.
it may be good for the good periods, but in the bad ones he wont put the effort to endure for a used whore. Enjoy while it last because you will end alone

you needed convincing?

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angry and entitled to be able to do this

every time I see you dumb fucking cunts bringing this up, why is that always assumed? hes just fucking lonely and maybe wants someone to, for once in his life, validate him? but no hes angry and entitled, definitely not desperate for attention and touch starved.

No “quit game” option in the menu. You have to “quit to main menu” in order to access the “quit game” button. Alt F4 always seems to leave the game hanging for these games, too.

dei

Where can I find the whole list? This is gold.

hes just fucking lonely and maybe wants someone to, for once in his life, validate him?

The guy he's responding to is right. If you're that fucking lonely, you're absolutely desperate. Women see that and hate that. Focus on yourself, get a hobby and meet people in real life. Develop self-worth that's independent from a hole.

Rejected me with "fuck off"

Bro, that's MethodJosh.
If you haven't ALREADY read about him that's on you.

Western or westaboo.

Also, anyone who uses emojis as anything but a random joke to accompany a word actually used (not replace) every like 5,000 texts/posts is telling you the extent of their insanity.

old ugly walled bitch "icks" you

What's the counterplay to not kill myself from loneliness, get a wife and have children when this is 99% of women available?

t. under 6

why should i marry a woman, is it really worth? is vagina really that valuable? all the effort i have to put, is it really worth it? if i managed to marry one, she will age in less than 10 years, what would i do by then, dump her? me in 10 years? i will have a better paying job, more money, cars, houses, etc, what she putting to the table, a dried vagina? ANSWER ME!

unless you have a disability, you arent nearly as retarded as you think. you just need to start talking to people

get rich, wait 20-30 years and pick up a young broad to carry your proginy and hope she's a good wife (or make her into one with love and care)
in the meantime seek something that will bring you fulfillment, like an achievement of some sort

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just marry if you found the person you really want to marry. these questions will become irrelevant

good luck finding her though

good wife (or make her into one with love and care)

i fucking Lol

somebody post that pic with an old muscular guy

she will age in less than 10 years, what would i do by then, dump her?

you sound way too autistic to be worrying about this, sorry

from the size of the scroll bar im sure that's about 300 rejections in total

what a loser

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Honestly, onaholes these days feel much MUCH better than your average roastie. But they don't self-lubricate and self-clean after you're done with it.

your not suppose to marry whores, your suppose to use em for a few months and find a new one later

why the fuck would you stay with a non-virgin slut for over 10 years?

there are two types of women, women meant to be mothers/wives, and women meant to be sex objects

waifus no longer exist (unless your a 3rd worlder), if you marry a sex object your fucking retarded

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If you make good money go in Asia. Women age way slower and are loyal if your wallet is big.

she will age in less than 10 years

I started making money at 25, by that time all whitte women already looked dried

are they expensive? I might just grab a bunch and toss one since I don't buy anything other than games

seems like a catch 22, I'm insecure because I don't have a girlfriend and women don't like that, but I can't get a girlfriend without being insecure?

is vagina really that valuable? all the effort i have to put, is it really worth it?

No it is incredibly overrated, dont waste your time.
all the normalfags around me who spends almost all their free time dealing with females and their bullshit have no cool hobbies like playing RPGs and watching anime or reading manga. Probably because they're to obsessed with women to see what they are missing out on.
After i'd had sex for the 100th time it felt like fapping to the same picture 100 times, real life is far more boring than the possibilities in a hentai fantasy, jorking your jorkstick to some good hentai doujinshi is far more interesting. but personally i've lost all interest in sex in the last year and only jork it to get it over with, id rather spend time playing games and do other stuff. Its not just sex im just not interested in relationships anymore after having 10 different girlfriends and it was all kind of the same, maybe im just boring tho.

Maybe i'd date a cute femboy if i could find one, haven't experienced that yet and because i hope they'd be more into gaming and my other weird obsessions, but id only let him suck and jerk me off, and cuddle, not into any of that other anal shit, done it with girls, it grosses me out i get soft instantly. And IMO blowjobs are better then pussy anyway, and a guy can do that.

Somewhat, quality product ranges between 60 and 300+, which is much less than what any roastie will cost you.

so I'll grab ten 100$ ones or something then nice thanks anon

"Fuck off." those whores aren't even trying to be polite anymore, if you're not Chad they fucking despise you LMAO

It's a fact, it's pathetic and disgusting, I used to be pathetic too, you can't lie to yourself and you don't deserve other people's affection. If you whine about being "touch starved" you are pathetic, you do not need a woman to be happy and if you think you do you are bitch, life isn't fair become someone who has value and isn't a desperate spiritual void.

tl;dr this anon is gay. Do not waste precious heterosexual time reading this

Just take the pinkpill and embrace the sissy lifestyle. You get to feel needed for a night, sometimes loved when you get a helpless romantic. Plus sucking cocks is a lot of fun.

exactly. retarded anons itt thinking marrying a woman is the only way to get pussy.
Just pump and dump nigga

Women are such ridiculous creatures.