Here is your popcorn and large soda sir!
Enjoy Sonic the Hedgehog 3 movie.
Here is your popcorn and large soda sir!
Thank you, uh... *checks nametag* Robert!
I just don’t trust having a whitefulla serve me food. Probably put some bland ass shit like mayo in my corn.
Uh, excise me. This was supposed to come in a popcorn bucket shaped like Shadow’s open mouth?
WHERE THE FUCK IS ROBERT
IM AUTISTIC AND DONT LIKE CHANGE
Thanks a lot, Robert! Say, you look kinda different today.
*maces you because Sonic's arms are still blue*
Dey be do dat ass n sheit muhfugga wypipo wen a dun a slavery n don ass no sheit affa time but dey do be lookin a fye ass hoe.
Wait a minute, Robert never gets maced! IT MUST BE AN IMPOSTER!
moves closer to accept popcorn
HEY
PERSONAL SPACE MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU
HELP! HELP!
*huff huff*
ANON WAIT, DON'T EAT THAT!
THE GUY IS AN IMPOSTOR!
Wha- TWO Roberts!? What the hell's going on here!!?!?
makes me thonk
has there been a scene in any of the hitman games where an NPC sees the original character and 47 in disguise and is confused they see the same person right in front of them?
Shoots you at the exact moment Maria is shot in the movie to mask the real gunshot
Thank you sir, here's your tip
Nu-Hitman would be more like
(needlessly sinister voice) Enjoy your tub of popcorn, sir. The flavor is truly............ to die for
WAIT ROBERT SOMEONE MOVED THE SIGN!
slips poison into bucket
"apologies, i must have... butterfingers..."
You look different, Robert, new haircut?
Scratch that Robert, today for some weird reason I feel comfortable buying a ticket for that American Society of Magical Negroes movie.
I'm seeing double here, FOUR ROBERTS?
I'm unironically looking forward to watching the movie in theaters when I get back home. And I will have a large popcorn and soda!
they finaly threw out that nigger who kept asking me if i was here alone?
It's... to die for.
Shalom
DON'T CALL ANYONE
mixing robertposting and hitman
wearing track clothes because 47 tranq'd him and stole his uniform
whats going on here
R-Robert? But if you're here... then who is-
watches you slip something in my popcorn and apologize in the most suspect way ever
Okay so can I get a new bag of popcorn
i once knew a robert
Then who was phone?
OH SHIT
Can i get an empty popcorn bucket? i need something to put all my lobster shells in.
K-kino
LOOK OUT
OH N-
Nice work 47. The money has been wired to your account
A coin? At this hour?
"Hey anon buddy, you okay? You went daydreaming for a minute there. Too much videogames maybe, uh? Anyway, what can I get you today, friend?
ATTENTION: WE HAVE A VIOLATION OF THE NO SINGLES POLICY OCCURING IN THIS KINOPLEX. PLACE YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD.
Thats classic hitman corny
One ticket for Dragon Age: The Veilguard: The Movie please
Thank god Robert! I was just looking for you!
I-Is Robert out sick today? I need my crab legs
still gotta check you whitebread
I honestly like the vest with tie look for going out, a bit dressed up but kinda casual dressed up. But I want rolled up sleeves for it.
N-no she is just at the toilet robert!
I need to use the bathroom.
I thought that "Trap" movie was going to be a lot more hitman-esque based off the trailer with the protag making crazy stealthy kills but it only happens like one time. The actual Hitman movie does not do enough justice to the interesting situations you can find yourself in in-game. At least I'd find that more interesting than a SASO-esque version of a movie.
That's funny I just watched that yesterday and this was kinda the vibe I got from it as well.
sus....
would be kino if 47 was h-
Oh
kino
I liked the one Hitman movie where we see the girl's tits.
There was more than one hitman movie?
filthy fucking brown
Robert, you're looking very "pale" lately. Are you ok?
Oh well, I guess I'll just enjoy this delicious popcor-ACK
Wait, is that Helmut Kruger?
Wait, is that Pitbull?
Thanks!
*takes a bit*
Ough... my stomach..... I gotta get to the bathroom!!
DAS RITE BIX NOOD MUHFUGGA
Kino thread.
ROBERT TURN AROUND
Tv meme were never funny and never will.
For the longest time in the theater mission in blood money I did exactly that to kill the guy until I found out I can replace the gun with a real one.
Sniping him just in line with the shot is also kino.
a movie theater would actually be a cool design for a mission
challenges for Lincolning the target in his seat, poisoning his soda, dropping something from the rafter on him, etc
h-how did he know what movie i'm watching
its funny because i do this unironically, but with blags
Thanks Rob, love ya cut G
he didnt hide in the dressing room and fap to the actresses
wrong, and not just the comment
An actual theater would be far more interesting since the backstage and stage add far more depth. The problem is, they have already done the best possible setting with Tosca.
God this is so cringe. You all should feel patheticfor this cyber RP.
movie theaters have backstage and basement areas too
can maybe add the parking lot if you want more space for smuggling and/or stashing bodies
Say "Engage!" like in the movies
you're looking a little pale Robert, you ok?
dress as projectionist
swap film with footage of target's wife banging someone else
target goes home and ropes
SA achieved
Running
When the wet floor sign is right there
I sure hope my robert doesn't slip
Nah I fapped to the sex and the women in the Heaven and Hell party.
Hey Robert, didn't you used to be black?
who cares about some dream guy?
the psycho in the hockey mask is real
I will
Goes hard. Mod link?
47 killed Robert
Worst timeline.
Nu Metal Shadow
x.com
robert you look a bit pale today
kino thread
That're be 300 dorrah. Prus tippu, gaijin.
Prus tippu
this is how you know he isn't a real nip, they would never dishonor their family by begging for a tip
How do I get past the penis inspection at the ticket counter?
Don't be a racist. This guy is clearly chinese
Ah, the Alec Baldwin special. Classy choice.
Nah you got it wrong, he was Chinese years ago and not anymore.
killed
he just choked him out and put him in the crab leg freezer, he is okay
Good evening 47, your mission is to infiltrate The Kinonplex, posing as a single man during the exclusive one night a year event, Single's Night. Make no mistake, 47, the theater will be packed with singles and finding your target will prove a challenge. Perhaps you could pose as food and beverage attendant, it's rumored your target always orders crab legs. Perhaps you could, single out, your target? I shall leave you to prepare.
then why is he calling me gaijin
Wait, you're not Robert...
Well done, Agent 47.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ROBERTTTTTTT
this get deleted but
doesn't, huh?
Real impartial, mods.
it has been known for a long time that there is an indian mod and a chinese mod that delete and ban all slander towards those countries
Robert is the only good meme Anon Babble has had in over a decade. Everything else is just painfully forced garbage to try to recapture baneposting.
Who pissed in the baja blast again?
I liked anvilposting briefly. Popcorn mines, no singles, really the entire kinoplex arc. Also LOTR finance meme was peak but way too high IQ so it didn't last long
47 STOP, YOU'LL BLOW THE BUDGET
no... it can't be...
Ah, perfect! Thanks “Robert”. Now I have what I need to enjoy this new Sony release!
Sorry bro, Robert's sick today. No worries tho, your WIGGA Robbie is here to give you that creamy bucket of pop!
Lol what a fat loser
a fat EMPLOYED loser. Better then some of the anons around here.
employed at a kinoplex is good but no job is still better than a job like that
gahdamn
that boy's putting in maximum effort for that minimum wage
just want a bucket of popcorn
the waggie starts using the opportunity to make a tiktok video
why are they like this?
"Well tried, Mr. 47. However, i'm afraid your target... was never here in the first place."
H-HAYAI
don't take it personally anon, just a safety precaution
please empty your pockets and stand in the BLUE line for your mandatory singles only cavity search
how about another joke, robert?
Hello Robert. You're looking less niggerish today.
fa/tv/irgin here. why do you fags steal out shit? get your own kinoplex. Robert, we're leaving.
anon you can't just SAY that
It was meant as a compliment...