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There is only one answer OP. Become one with your oribters and milk them for all they've got and tehn reveal your big secret. A few of them is probably in love with you by then and won't give up, so make sure to ghost them hard.

at friends house a long time ago watching a hockey game

Half time so I ask him if I can play WoW on his PC

His account is logged in so I decide to check out some of the classes he plays

Notice he has a level 70 female belf Hunter that I've never seen named "Naomi"

Decide to try it out because I've never played hunter

Log in

Almost immediately swarmed with whispers from multiple different people

It's all lewd stuff, emojis, hug emotes, and people saying they've missed him because they haven't seen them online for so long

mfw my friends been catfishing and ERPing with multiple people on WOW

Naomi is too common to not be taken.

i accidentally

of boredom

out of boredom

It was years ago. The name was something along the lines of Naomi

>>Even your most vile, pigged-out slob female probably has at least 2-3 beta orbiters doing stuff for her and lavashing her with free shit at any given moment

Honestly, I blame the men. This shit has GOT to fucking stop.

Who are these people that simp for female avatars online?

F1NNSTER sucked a cock. A real one not a dildo, not one attached to the traps he hangs out with. He deepthroated some gay dude's big mancock and uploaded the video to for the whole world to see. Grab the loot and quit while you're ahead.

Fleece them, juice them for all you can. Their fault for being faggot simps. Be sure to let them know you're a man in an epic villain style reveal by the end of the juicing.

How do you "accidentally" do this shit? You had to know what you were doing to these sad, lonely incels.

Accept then call them faggots

You're in too deep now, Anon.

he has never accidently gotten a bj from a tranny as 3am

It happens.

Lootbox games, yikes.

i'm afraid that's me darling.

I pretend to be a girl online all the time, its comfy. everyone pays so much more attention to you and is nicer. sometimes i'll get creepy dms but I just ignore them.

b..bros i accidentally faked being a girl for an online game out of boredom and several guys already offering to buy me skins/lootboxes what the fuck do i do now

NTA but it happens

be in a niche social media app

use a licensed female character for my account, pfp and username and everything, because i’m extremely autistic

realize people assume im a girl

don’t think much of it since i hardly talked to anyone there anyway

eventually some guy reaches out to me and brings me in to his little internet clique

they all treat me like a girl

too autistic to fess up so i just roll along with it

eventually one of them falls in love with me

i also fall in love with him

Don’t catfish, bros, accidentally or intentionally. It’s not worth it. If you MUST have an anime girl pfp or some other kind of feminine looking profile, have a little note in there somewhere explicitly describing yourself as male.

Why didn't you just become his girlfriend, anon?

Is this the origin, ground zero if you will, of the lonely white autistic male-anime/video game-to-troon-pipeline? Autistic losers pretend to be a girl online out of boredom just to realize that women get so much more attention and care from literal strangers that it warps their little mind into somehow thinking they can gain the same kind of treatment by "transitioning"?

They're the fools in this scenario not you.

Anons see an anime girl pfp on the internet

Automatically assume that the user ID in fact, female and attempt to engage with them as such

Do people really? I always automatically assume that it's always a GUY when I see a female anime profile picture.

even your most vile, rotten piece of meat probably has at least 2-3 dogs begging at the table for it at any given moment

Honestly, I blame the dogs. Dogs shouldn't just want to eat meat like wtf.

no, you are no better than an animal, please stop thinking you are, and the hordes of pajeets and beta males out there are DEFINITELY no better than an animal. at some point you have to blame the person putting the meat on display, not the animal begging for it.

Female anime profile picture = tranny.
It's that simple.

Is it really that profitable? I found a bunch of AI tools that trannies use on Reddit and I was thinking of trying to scam counter-strike skins with it

go full vtubber for maximum profit

You're telling me the girl named lilith that i've given thousands of dollars in skins to isn't a real woman?

You might fuck a literal pig out of sheer desperation, but I would never do such a thing. We are not the same. I'd sooner go the rest of my life without ever having sex ever again rather than bed a hideous, morbidly obese woman.

OP here i dont actually have anime pf or anything like that, just, appearantly my jokes and the way i talk is really really feminine

More obussy for me then :^)

You retard, you live in a time where you can AI generate images of girls and voice changers have existed for ages

Tell 'em all you're with Chad now and he doesn't want you making any male internet friends. Should fix it.

This
Zentreya is a dude that has tricked people for nearly a decade by pretending to "not like their real voice"

Might as well be sticking your cock in a semi-solid pile of vomit, lmfao.

AI tools that trannies use

Aren't they trying to be women in real life?

That sounds pretty fun too

Accidentally

real life

implying they regularly leave their bedrooms

lol. lmao.

That was no accident. The moment they assume you are a girl you tell them you are a man. Simple as

you're a faggot, might as well get fucked too homo

If he did it for money, it's just grinding. If he did it for enjoyment and the money was a happy accident, he's gay. It's that simple

Anon you're a fucking faggot, spiritually