You have one day left to get Varesa & do your taxes

She's such a precious godslayer.

but my nude apron wife...

fuck off shit eating genshit troon

I have other priorities to save my primos for

I'd pay tenbux a month if the game didn't have FOMO shit. I need my breaks.

FOMO

what do you mean by that?

probably the events, they have quests and occasionally an event exclusive weapon, free 4* character or whatever.

but this shit is announced well in advance and are easy to plan around.

and that's bad because?

i'm not that anon, just chiming in.

and that's bad because?

he doesn't want to play the game but wants all the stuff you get for playing the game
he would pay $10 a month to get it all but the gachaman ain't having it which I would argue is a big L for them

this is literally my favorite character in any game.she's so pretty T=T

I have 400 rolls saved but I still dont really feel like rolling
Is she fun?

try her demo out

MINE

every dps uses obsidian codex

every support uses cinder city

incredible region

I skipped her but she is pretty fun. Problem is that she's a meme meta wise who will age like milk.

Nyes
She's the easiest ploonge character to master, it's just E M1 M1 two times then Q and it just works (tm) and running around in Natlan going fast feels good (Rare case where she actually feels better than the dinosaur with her gimmick) but her good teams are pretty narrow, it's basically just Iansan (which is luckily on her banner but as usual you want C2/C6) and then the other two are Furina+Xianyun or Chevreuse+Mavuika. Mavuika is a better carry than Varesa so it feels bad relegating her to off-field. You can use Xiangling instead but that doesn't feel as good because Iansan has to go before Varesa so Xiangling won't get the attack buff. And then there's small physics issues like Iansan being small and getting stuck under parts of enemies not allowing you to swap or Varesa herself sliding on parts of bosses with her skill which moves her fast and puts you in an animation lock if you're not careful but I suppose at this point trying to play Genshin combat optimally is just picking what flavor of cock and ball torture you want to put up with.

Me? I pulled the cow for her JP VA. Simple as.

You will regret your words and deeds when the new endgame drops

every dps uses gilded

every support uses deepwood

wow dendro sucks!

You will regret your words and deeds when the new endgame drops

Maybe, I have literally no electro characters. I was excited for Iansan the 5 star to be my first one that doesn't just trigger hyperblooms or EC and that didn't work out lol. I also really wanted the fat cow from that preview but her gameplay performance turned me off.

mihoyo listens to casuals whining about artifact rng

give amazing sets for a region

casuals still complain

thats just 1 element at least
obsidian is insane because it gives 40% crit

I'm rolling for Escoffier

covfefe

Me too, I might skip Skirk though. I really hope the other weapon on Escofs banner is good because I have ZERO polearms and would like to roll for hers.

When will there be a version of genshin with the gacha removed? I won't play until the gambling is removed.

imagine missing out on gotd because you're afraid of free rolls

Private server, but I don't think they even have half of the quests functional.

No ball and floppy dick physics for the fujos?

I simply won't be time-gated or deal with gacha FOMO, I did it once and never again. I will never play gacha again no matter how appealing the gameplay or girls are, not even for free.

KWAB commie cope.

he has fallen for the gambling meme

There is no gambling in this game. Every character has a specific fixed price of ingame currency to unlock. Just because you can participate in some lotteries, bonus programs and other shit to get it a bit early doesn't turn it into a gambling game.
Also yeah, just use the server emulator to have fun with every single character, while keeping official version for the quests and events.

Doesn't change the FOMO bullshit and other gacha addiction mechanics like daily quests and login bonuses. I simply won't play games with these unhealthy mechanics ever again, no matter what excuses you shiteaters give.

meet rancher girl, find green mushroom, talk with god mushroom, find a way to contact it again, do some sidescrolling, look at the cute cutscene, the end

How the fuck did they stretch that shit to almost two hours, this timewasting nonsense is why i quit the first time.

Gacha is designed to waste your time in the most addictive way possible. It took me thousands of hours of gacha playing to realize it. Some people never wake up.

shiteaters

we're not the ones not playing genshin instead of playing genshin, shiteater lmao

it takes me days do to those quests because I alt tab to shitpost when I get bored or whatever
I've been vibing to the mushroom music for like 40 minutes now

I dunno why people like you complain about it, no one is forcing you to play the game

Meme cow is over

No, they quickly realized that genshin crowd is different. They design it to sell characters by making them as interesting as possible and giving them good quests. If they fail, they get shit sails. If they do a good job, like with Furina, it sells millions. Even if the player barely plays the game, they still will roll for a girl like her.

furina sold well because of whales going for her c6, even dolphins were doing it
it was so fucking funny how deranged everyone got over that shit and mihoyo is an absolute giga genius for swapping her c2 with her c6 there. I was so hyped for it when it was a c2 lol

All gacha players are exactly the same: mentally ill shiteating gambling addicts.

You are right, they can cut the dialogue in half and it would be a lot better. Unfortunately the other gachas are much worse.

NO CRYING

Don't forget to do your dailies today, shiteater. You'll fall behind if you miss them.

Of course, and all because her character was good and her archon and personal quests were good. If they were only selling shitty boring game that only tricks people into playing it like you say, genshin would be dead years ago.

Throwing tantrum is not an argument.

you can't fall behind if you have what you want

You are so fucking mad lol. You want to play the game but are cucking yourself and calling players names.

I dunno why people like you complain about it, no one is forcing you to play the game

They kind of do now, with the limited time rewards for exploration and story quests. I don't want to rush through the dialogue, but it's just longwinded wordsalad and full of repetition every other conversation, so i kind of feel forced to.

IN THE CASINO.

oh my god cowe! hi!!

Of course, and all because her character was good and her archon

no it was mostly for meta memes, her character is whatever
I don't have the stats on hand but it was ridiculous how many c6s there were compared to every other character, overall she isn't even that popular it was mostly whales

Also funny how you never hear any of that directed at valve, where there is actual unrestricted gambling and people even gamble for real money because of the """3rd party""" steam gacha trading websites. No, that's totally fine, but ANIME GAME LE BAD

They kind of do now, with the limited time rewards for exploration and story quests

See, many gacha players realize this but very few evolve past this point, they continue eating shit until their lives are destroyed by the FOMO waifu casinos they're addicted to playing.

muh rewards

no one is forcing you to care

you're literally replying to the addict forcing himself to do something he doesn't want to do

Anyone who plays games with lootboxes are the exact same mentally ill gambling addicts as gacha shiteaters, thougheverbeit.

nooo you are addicted to having fun!

how dare you play a video game and have fun at the same time!

Lol k

holy fuck that bangboo knight side event was the worst shit ever
i usually read everything but this was the first time i wish i skipped

That used to be the case, Genshin was for normies who pulled for characters that had good stories. Now that their story has gone to shit they're getting desperate and powercreeping everything.

M-moo?

pure farm cowgirl sex

Only idiots rolled Neuv, he was never that good.

I want to play games at my own convenience. Sometimes I need breaks from gaming and if I can never experience certain game contents because I didn't play it at the time dictated to me it just leaves a bad taste.

Everything relevant to the story is always there forever and can be done at any time

I want to play games at my own convenience.

you already said that and we made fun of you for missing out because of your whims.

instead of playing and taking breaks... I won't play at all!!!

fucking autism lol

I play this game on and off since 2023. I couldn't care less about events. In fact if they involve the latest characters in the latest region, I couldn't care less because I'm not even caught up. I don't know if there is even worthwhile lore drops in these events anyways. The one last year, Simulacra or whatever, was a rare event that took place over 40 days because it was a large portion of exploration content that was temporary. For something like that they give you ample time, but with the nature of the game, I just accepted how ephemeral it is.
As a result, I don't take it seriously, I wouldn't get too invested in catching everything, because it does get exhausting. It's free and if I find an event interesting, I play it. It's kinda like the festivals in my town, I never go to them, but once a year or so I go to one. But I don't need to go to all of them. The game still has a lot of content to play through.

some people are just weird when it comes to games like this, they hate on them because they can't get all characters C6R5 when you were never supposed to.

Until some random walks up to me in a story segment and starts talking to me like an old friend. Like how the first limited event introduced scaramouche and i was supposed to know who he was when i got to inazuma despite me not playing at the time. And he's ressurected durin now? When did that happen?
And i'm pretty sure dragonspine is completely devoid of any quests, they were all limited and vital to albedos character development.

they have addictive personalities and no self control and have learned this the hard way
and then they build up towers and towers or retarded shit like this as a substitute for regular self control.
the guy clearly wants to play the game but he's literally mentally challenged.

not having done any with scara I honestly thought he was introduced in inazuma, since this screen flashed for me

The young, mentally ill doofies are attacking me because I don't enjoy when a JRPG won't let me experience the entire game content. Such is the state of Anon Babble in 2025.

*Chinese RPG

Not everything being available all the time doesn’t make it not a full experience. It’s a live service game, not a SNES cartridge. If you want something you can 100% on your own terms five years later, play a single-player RPG. You’re just mad gacha games don’t revolve around your schedule like Persona 5 does.

i only have 40 primos and i haven't left the not-European continent yet
how FUCKED am i and how much will it cost to 100% get this fat cow

still wild seeing the weird headcannon hate for the game because of it.

This is why I never played Counter Strike back in the day. Knowing there were things happening in servers while I wasn't logged in, once in a lifetime social events that can never be replicated, I can't stand the feeling of knowing I wasn't there.

Well all the shills advertising Genshin here are always downplaying the gacha element of it. If you don't want to read criticism of it then please stay in your containment threads on Anon Babble.

why does she eat taco bell tacos instead of real tacos?

you could trek to Sumeru, Chenyu Vale, Fontaine, and Natlan. even with low quest progress. it would be a bit of a spoiler for you if you never saw those regions yet but all the chests provide more primogems you can get through exploration.

common chests start giving 2 and it goes up to 5 and 10 primos per chest after that.

Lost the 50/50. Disappointing but at least I'll have Escoffier guaranteed.

I was making fun of you for missing out mate.
you say you don't enjoy it but you haven't played it and clearly want to play it, and you would enjoy it if you did lol
I feel bad for you, that's all, I didn't disagree about it being a shame that you aren't playing it but that's just your loss.

cowezuri pics

looks like the pink haired girl from demon slayer but is half cow half sanic and eats a lot

I will triple crown her

Well all the shills advertising Genshin here are always downplaying the gacha element of it.

Because it's mindless. If you play the game you eventually get way more characters than you need and you can get all the future characters you'll want too.

It's like complaining about an MMO because you don't immediately get every class to max level without any trouble.

Or complaining about BOTW being unfinished because the sequels all aren't out yet and you have to pay for them.

Muh FOMO Stockholm Syndrome

It won't get any better no matter how hard you keep sucking Da Wei dick gweilo.

Quite fun both while fighting and while running on the overlord. Try to find places to leap from while running.

Not him but why wouldn't fans suck his dick???

releases the highest budget game of all time completely for free and constantly updates it

Damn, I really hate him...!! He can't keep getting away with this!!

The only thing I don't like about him is that he doesn't release ENOUGH characters that I want to roll on. I have so many rolls with nothing good to spend them on. And yet I keep playing the game because I like it and I'm not the only one.

i meant those regions give more primogems per chest than monstadt and liyue. all non-1.0 areas have better chests.

spending for a character gets pricey if your not supplementing your rolls through gameplay.

using $100 top up:
first time top up gives you "double" primogems of 12,960 this results in about 81 rolls. enough to probably force a 5* to appear. you are on a coinflip if you won your last 5* coinflip or never got a 5* before if you fail to get cow you will need to reach an additional 75-90 rolls in to force another unless you get lucky, this will absolutely be cow if you lost that first one to something else. if you are absolutely certain to do it the hard way, claim the various double top up bonuses before going for the $100 one again. hopefully you get it before it gets too pricey but it can easily go over $200 if you are at 0 rolls

Got her.

Still need a decent Sands piece.