ONE PRICE

ONE PRICE
I DONT KNOW WHY
I BOUGHT A SWITCH 2 THATS TOO EXPENSIVE TO BUY
KEEP THAT IN MIND, THEY DESIGNED THIS PRICE TO INCREASE MY WAGIE TIMES
THATS ALL I KNOW
FOR NINTENDO, EXCLUSIVES ARE KEY
WATCH IT FLY BY AS ITS EMULATED ON PC
LOSE ALL MY MONEY AT THE END OF THE GEN
I GOT NO GAMES TO BUY
ITS SO UNFAIR
DIDNT LOOK OUT BELOW
HANG MY BODY RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW
TRY TO HOLD ON BUT I DIDNT EVEN KNOW
I WASTED IT ALL FOR MARIO KART
I KEPT WAGING FOR DIMES AND EVEN THOUGH I TRIED, MY LIFE FELL APART
JUST LIKE THE WII U AND WII, ITS REMINDING ME, OF A MEMORY, OF A TIME WHEN
I CRIED SO HARD, FOR A CHEAP GAME LAUNCH
BUT IN THE END, 90 DOLLARS IS TOO MUCH
I PAID SO MUCH, WAGED 3 TIMES AS MUCH
BUT IN THE END, 90 DOLLARS IS TOO MUCH

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I love adema

It's just cringe watching snoys even try

Not nearly as clever as the iconic "one game" post. "One price" doesn't even make sense

I CRIED SO HARD, FOR BACKWARDS COMPATIBILITY

nigga you completely destroyed the rhythm and cadence of every line
apply yourself

I BOUGHT A SWITCH 2 THATS TOO EXPENSIVE TO BUY

snoys can't help but outsource everything to indians, even their meme edits

AI could probably do better

I BOUGHT A SWITCH 2 THATS TOO EXPENSIVE TO BUY

As the kids say, never cook again.

good goy

This but Yoshis story

I BOUGHT A SWITCH 2 THATS TOO EXPENSIVE TO BUY

try again
Not even reading the rest

You faggots do realize you're on Anon Babble right? Cadence? Seriously
How fucking autistic can this place be over a fucking joke? Go back to your music classes or something and stop ruining everyone's fun.

joke

Not funny. Didn't laugh. Do better next time Pablo.

Fuck snoys but watching nintendies get their adult diapers in a bunch and running damage control has been great.

Cadence

what's cadence?

Its not going to stick. Pick another song damnit.

0/10
The third line has 11 syllables in the actual song and 12 here
Do you guys not know anything about time signatures?

time signatures?

Now this is autism
See

Honest thoughts on nu-LP?

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I BOUGHT A SWITCH 2 THATS TOO EXPENSIVE TO BUY

You're preemptively banned from Anon Babble the musical.

Replaced chester with a femoid

I would've retroactively kmymyself as well.

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At the beginning and the middle the extra syllables are fine and can still fit with the song, but you just gave up towards the end.
Come on snoy what the fuck. If you're gonna clown on Nintendo do it right.

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one price

games have variable pricing

Great thread.

Why can't snoys meme?

Itt: poorfags

one price

clearly referring to the console

Cmon now

mayhaps she is a cutey pootey who need kisses and cuddles and tummy rubs. You did not consider that, did you, chud?

Why would there be two prices?

People aren't even really mad about the price of the console. it's pretty much what you'd expect. the games shooting up by ten or twenty dollars is why people are mad.

forced comeback

Africa

It is their primary audience

Hag

lesbo

Scientologist

T*ttoos

It's a play on another, actually well-done joke. That joke did not fuck up the lyrics in such a way that it doesn't fit into the song. This joke does not exist in a vacuum and should at least be up to the standards of the original, otherwise it's just a shitty joke that's already been done better

should at least be up to the standards of the original,

This is Anon Babble

I can fix her.

Just stole it lol

Yup and your ""joke"" fucking blows. You put so little effort in that you ended three consecutive lines with the word "much" at the end. Don't have a meltdown because you're neither clever nor original.

every anti-switch 2 image has been nothing but a lazy "NO U" of a sony image

I guess the fanbase imitates their company

Your meme flopped and shitted just like the Playstation

Shinoda is still there

Anyone who starts off a song with "Yo" is not a musician

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a for effort

Every anti-switch message, too. Do you how many sloppy edits of playstations and snoy's I've seen over the years, intended to reverse the original message by making them look good? More than one! Which is already one too many. The "switch tries to flirt with someone at a bar and gets rejected for having no games" originally being a playstation and "color-coded fanboys try to falseflag" originally being mockery of snoy's come to mind first.

Made me chuckle OP, good thread

OP's so mad

Scientologists killed Chester and framed it as a suicide.