It's a me-a Doom Guy!

yes platforming is for women only
it's the most feminine gaming genre

Yeah that part gave me the ick
A gamey part in a game is really cringe

maximized hud

default fov

grain on

chromatic aberration on

Dear lord, guy.

have to play the game

2016fags have a melty

oh no no no no

are we pretending original Doom didnt have platforming sections even if it was simple and primitive sliding around? Nice goalpost swap, now people who didnt play doom 2 can larp the new doom isnt as hardcore and manly as they want when the series has always had gaming abstractions and illogical level layouts for the sake of facilitating gameplay.

Doom 2016 was good
Doom Eternal was good but looked like shit in advertising
Doom: The Dark Ages will probably be good but also currently looks terrible

doom on the original xbox is the best doom. dont @ me

Here's your Doom, bro.

the criticism should be for platforming being shit. not for platforming existing. additional gameplay forms can only add or strengthen a game if done well and if you're not a mentally ill retard that can't handle veggies on their rice.

I have no problem with the platforming parts

But Golden souls is good

I like eating shit

we know

Thank god they made 2016 and Eternal videogames instead of what 3 was.

Doom 3 still has awesome graphics and levels for an alien rip off even tho gameplay is kinda ass.

zoomers will never appreciate just how lost a cause the FPS genre was prior to Doom 2016. COD had raped the entire genre, there seemingly was zero hope at it ever recovering from that and then doom 2016 comes out and suddenly we're having fun again, then Eternal comes out and cranks everything up to 11.

Since 2016, boomer shooters have seen a huge resurgence in the indie scene. Back in 2009 the idea that you'd ever get a game like Quake again felt like an impossibility.

How do you ruin a simple concept of rip and tear?

It was ruined in Eternal with the lame forced story and lite-RPG elements.

They somehow forgot about all the god awful platforming Doom 2 has and the somewhat decent platforming in Doom 1, which I actually enjoyed. The people here feel like redditors when all they care about is muh rip and tear gigachad phonk edit gameplay.

Learn to identify canned slowfag/tortanicfag copes with these simple examples

"b-but muh platforming"

"but it's too fast and has too much mobility"

"c-canned animations! le bad!"

"but... it's le... simon says!"

"b-but the gameplay is too fast and overwhelming so it all looks like spazzing out to me (insert spazzing webm)"

"2016 was better!"

"Doom 3 was better!"

"B-but the story, but the story.... Which I won't skip even though I can skip all cutscenes?"

"Hitstop ... is bad, it just is"

See any post making these canned arguments? It's a tortanic/slowfag copepost angry because Doom Eternal is getting a sequel while their favorite slowslop FPS is dead in the ground or because their favorite casual weebslop isn't being talked about.

now

uhhh where is the yellow paint?

Why does Anon Babble hate doom?

They are bitter 30+ year olds that spend all the time in the computer hating things

We only hate Doom Eternal. No OG likes that shit. I've been here since 2006. Faggots.

Anon Babble approved

Doom 1

Doom 2

Doom 64

Doom 3

Doom 2016

Reddit shit

Doom Eternal

Doom the Dark Ages

oh no it's a lonely hell knight

time to kite it around a pillar for 15 seconds

wow this was hard!

majority of Anon Babble is literal zoomer niggercattle that are in their early 20s and only play casual weebslop, literal VNs and jrpg garbage always fills the catalog. they never experienced the golden age of PC gaming so they have 0 connection to anything but literal dogshit growing up, so that's what they keep playing.

for most of Anon Babble they only ever heard of nudoom because some twitter influencer reacted to the trailer, but then saw it's not a coomer jrpg and instantly clicked away.

millenitranny has another melty

bing, bong, wahoo

It was the most feminine game genre before they invented Sims and Animal Crossing

Back in 2009 the idea that you'd ever get a game like Quake again felt like an impossibility.

There was plenty of games like that back then though: Singularity, Bulletstorm etc.

what does that have to do with you being zoomer niggercattle

stop using words you dont understand subhuman

Explain what’s wrong with this in your own words.

Singularity

it's a Bioshock clone

Bulletstorm

are you serious? BS is Call of Duty with WACKY guns (you still can only carry 2 + an assault rifle)

you can't even jump in BS

it is not doom

It's a baby-puzzle mechanic very much like the ones you find in Nintendo games like Mario and Metroid Prime. It doesn't belong in DOOM.

Can we stop pretending 2016 is good? It spits on everything that made the original Dooms good. It has no exploration, just funnels you from arena to arena, and it’s slow as fuck. Even if Eternal also fucked up the exploration it at least made the gameplay fast and frenetic.

song of the ancients start playing

No. I'm not wasting original thought on this garbage or shills like you. At least you get paid. I just get my favorite genre assraped back into irrelevance for the second time in my life.

Unironically yes

I just get my favorite genre assraped back into irrelevance

Stop being a pussy. Not that many FPS followed Eternal. There's no reason to believe many more will follow TDA.

Why do millennials love Eternal so much?

this actually looks good shame about the game being goblinoid shyte

you are zoomer niggercattle though

It was an acceptable start toward revitalization. Was the hope anyway. Had more focus on environmental traversal and problem solving, and fast paced gunplay than basically anything else in the decade before it. The HOPE was we might get listened to and have them steer even closer to boomer shooter staples like more fluid interplay between enemy placement and environment traversal, instead of the chambered arena weirdness.

But no. They tripled down on chambered arenas and pachinko neon lights and arcadey bullshit. Jingly key gameplay prevails yet again.

Parries in general are anti-Doom, Doomguy's primary defense has always been his speed.
Slowmo on every melee hit and parry removes all satisfaction from chaining them together, it's like the game is directing a cringe frag montage for me in real-time.

The French invented parkour after all. It's not a coincidence.

I watched it over and over but he didn't commit a single traffic violation in that video, what are you talking about?

the majority of Anon Babble deluded itself into believing that Eternal would be a flop and when reality ignored their whining, it mindbroke them. the remaining minority got filtered because Anon Babble sucks at video games

You're Anon Babble.

Crazy how they went from real doom 2 to doom soi2016

They're still coping and sneeding 5 years later that its actually all just a psyop and that Eternal was a massive flop

nope 2016 is dogshit

I thought it was fun.

Dark Ages doesn't look as fun.

Argumentum ad populum

Haha yeah bros we have Ion Fury and... and Selaco! Eating GOOOOD.

exactly 1 (one) Berserker power up in the entire game with the DLCs included

This is kino

you dont know what niggercattle means. niggercattle are retards who get their opinions from others, like you

Doom 2016 is zoomer garbage

yet, i can find your posts in threads for games such as metroid and random steam VNs

apply yourself it's always the weebslopper and VNfags that are angry at nudoom. every single time.

I love playing Doom Eternal with my wife's son

Doom 2016 is zoomer kino because it makes boomers and gen alpha seethe

everyone was a nintendo fan back then, retard. I had a genesis because my parents didn't love me but I was still a nintendo fan

2016 cutscenes can’t be skipped

Eternal cutscenes can be skipped

Guess which game is the one with game destroying cutscenes according to Anon Babble.

Anon that is FUCKING METROID PRIME 3

None of that was fun, homo.

Punch skinny zombie 20 times

It's still alive

Huh?

2016 has two cutscenes

Eternal has four hours of cutscenes

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Eternal was one of the worst shooters I've ever played

Depending on your tastes there's Dusk, Wrath, Amid Evil, Cultic, ULTRAKILL (Eternal-adjacent, but not a clone), two Hedon games, HROT, nu-Wolf games (actually the forerunners of FPS de-CoDifying), and about 20 years of Doom wads.

You don't get it, it's bad on purpose

mashing fire so you teleport around the level playing the same instant kill animations over and over

ok but who asked, zoomer niggercattle

neon lights

you didn't play the game.

nu-Wolf games (actually the forerunners of FPS de-CoDifying)

is this a joke?

Not how I'd characterize myself, but I guess DMC3 is pretty weeby, you got me. Actually I just got into the series when the shit anime came out and now I've beat it on Dante Must Die and I don't know what to do with my life. I hate post game fixation lulls.

Oh yeah and Serious Sam 4/Siberian Mayhem, but I can tell you're too pleb to enjoy them.

Pve arenas
Linear level design
Zoomer safe enemies that can’t kill you
Glory kills

2016 is the beginning of the end

I dont know!

its what doom should be like

I cum every time I press button and receive my neon bacon

Funkopopcore

brought back medkits and armor, limited health regeneration

let you run and gun, you have pretty much perfect hipfire accuracy even when dual-wielding assault rifles

let you carry all the guns

some maps are non-linear with secrets (but still mostly linear)

TNO came out in 2014

thank you for reminding me of this canned cope. adding to the list.

REMINDER
IF YOU DIDN'T PLAY WITH WEAPON POSITION CENTERED
YOU
DID
NOT
BEAT
THE
GAME

zoomer niggercattle

zoomer nigglercattle

zoomer niggercattle

w-who asked

story doesn’t matter to doom

devs want to make a new shooting game

instead of wasting time creating a new IP just use the one where you slaughter demons since no one really gives a shit about the lore

expressly design each game to be unique so that whatever unusual gameplay elements added to the game will not all carry over to the next

end up making a fun, competent, and generally unique shooting game

ends up a success because of this

classic doomfags end up having a melty, even though they supposedly don’t care about lore, and even though we’d have gotten the same games whether they were called doom or not

So in other words doombabies are literally crying over the title of these games

wtf? this video game has rules?

YOU RUINED THE STORY

The story of killing demons hast changed for the last 20 years

Its not valid criticism if I've already heard it brought up once!

This is your brain on Anon Babbletardation, everyone. Not even once.

Dark Ages hasn't come out, Anon Babble isn't a hive mind, and you sound like a fag.

not using the red hud

You did not beat the game

zoomer niggercattle was a wojaksharty all along

nice self report

LE HECKING SHOTGUNNERINO

Worst weapon in the series

This

Based correct opinion haver. Welcome to the hi/v/emind, brother.

is a retard using zoomer lingo

gets retardation and zoomer lingo back

brainless retard

It's a ladder.

That’s my point.
1) There’s no story to he ruined.
2) Yeah the game isn’t 1:1 classic doom, but it has classic doom elements, and each game is designed to be a once off, and if you stop comparing the games to classic doom the gameplay of these new ones holds up and is fun.

but the gameplay is arcadey!

You too good for arcade games now?

but the game is ugly!

Yeah I agree. I don’t think anyone who likes the new games thinks they look nice visually.

There was one in the master levels. They were terrified of powerups because the entire game is about fighting and they mostly trivialize a single encounter.

Ammo highly reduced from previous game

Melee worthless without blood magic

Have to chainsaw zombie every 30 seconds

Yeah it's garbage
Also the baron looks like absolute ass in eternal.

Anon Babbleontrarians defending 3 now

-__-

Oh my broccoli hair now. THIS IS AS EPIC AS CHICKEN JOCKER

DOOM N TEAR XD!!!!!!

valid criticism

so why is it on my canned copes list

you are wojacksharty zoomer niggercattle though

whut

There was one in the master levels

I know, in SGN ML. I was talking about base game and DLCs.

And honestly, it's entirely possible to waste the Berserk in the Arc Complex fight and then you have to fight FOUR Whiplashes in a relatively small room with a midgame Slayer. This can turn into a shitfest really fast.

you know the original dooms and quakes all had platforming right? if you played any more the e1m1

back to your deltarune+xenoblade threads now

so why is it on my canned copes list

Because you are actually clinically retarded and think seeing a common complaint you disagree with means everyone but you is out of touch.

common complaint

only on this website.

why is that?

I don’t get this ‘it’s not doom’ mentality. It borrows a lot of gameplay elements classic doom. You move fast. You carry multiple weapons. You don’t reload. There are a variety of enemy types with unique attacks and weaknesses. You have a health bar that does not regenerate. You don’t take cover, you’re generally constantly moving and strafing between enemies. These are all elements of doom. All the additions or changes to the gameplay are exactly that ‘additions’. Why? Because it’s a sequel. That’s what sequels sometimes do. They change things up so you can have a unique experience.

Also an important side note, one of classic doom’s biggest appeals are the wads. But these only exist because doom is so old and easy to mod. Modern doom won’t be easy to mod, so it’s not going have anywhere near the same appeal or impact as classic doom of all modern doom is is just doom 1 with a nice coat of paint.

doom 3 is the best one

every single OG ID game had plataforming one way or another, secondary.

people are insane

Is this a jab at me or nu doom haters?

they didn't have literal acrobatics where you swing off poles like a fucking money

I get it, honestly. It's not Doom. It doesn't have labyrinthine maps. It doesn't have limited resources. It does have RPG elements. It does have parry. It does have some kind of big, weird story with techno-vikings and robot angels.

Do I care? Not really. It seems like a big, interesting, unique FPS. Just a weird blend of ranged and melee combat. Old Doomfags can keep playing excellent oldDoom wads.

Doom 3 isn't even a Doom game. Just say you don't like Doom.

Retard lmao

Doom 3

Please kill yourself
Literally the worst Doom game

NOOOOOOO VIDEOGAMES SHOULD BE VIDEOGAMES I DON'T WANT ANYMORE MOVIEGAMES

NOOOOOOOOOO DON'T MAKE MY VIDEOGAMES SO VIDEOGAMEY

This board is impossible to please

literal acrobatics where you swing off poles like a fucking money

you can call it whatever you want, it's still stupid easy platforming

I wish they would stop attempting these pointless walking sections

okay how about a pointless platforming section

There are more doom games now that don’t play like doom, than there are doom games that do play like doom
Makes you think

They try really hard to not like anything, please appreciate their effort

glory kills

dogshit platforming

linear levels

cutscenes

story

dialogue

Anon…doom 2016 IS a movie game

cringe

Platforming isn't pointless in DE. It teaches you how to move and it constantly reminds you how fast and how far you can go.

Judging by many, many different footage I've seen of boomers trying to play DE, it still failed.

I want more pointless combat sections

The same can be said for any 20-30+ years old game ip

Cringy Zoinks Wonkies? Cringe bro so cringy XD

If everything is a moviegame then nothing is

Doom 2016 was my first Doom (never played that as a kid) and honestly I found it boring to death. Is Eternal more fun?

And 40k Boltgun, which is basically a perfect successor to Doom 2016 even if it backsteps by going 2D again.

Yes eternal is more fun. It starts a little slow but once you get a decent amount of your abilities it picks up. Just don’t get filtered.

if you like platforming and capeshit lore you will like it

doom 2016 and eternal actually look so crisp and good for a modern game

They are really well optimized too

Play the doom 1 and 2. It’s just a maze with run and gun gameplay. 2016 and onwards are movie games. Also 3 but that one is so bad it barely counts.

do you think the reason why people hate it is because they think it's hard? retard

This hud looks at least better than most of what we get these days but still ugly. Why are most modern day video game huds so damn soulless?

You actually like that monstrous hud? I’d prefer soulless over ugly.

2016 and onwards are movie games

You have no idea about what a movie game actually is

it's not even about the game. people just want to get validation for being contrarian on a website where being a contrarian is widely accepted. it's equivalent to going on reddit and karma farming by repeating popular opinions. it's the fucking cancer killing online discussions because for most people it's just about the dopamine hit they get from being validated on something and nothing else.

I wish they would stop attempting these pointless walking sections

okay how about a pointless platforming section

10sec of jumping across a pit with a dash reset pickup is infinitely better than running around looking for keycards. you're doing none of the stuff you do in combat, at least platforming makes you think about movement. this is just contrarian nonsense. all of it.

Old Doom having user maps gives them the freedom to experiment with other games. It would be a problem if there was no way to play Doom 2 wads anymore.

why you getting fresh

I did say the hud is ugly. I guess it just at least looks better since they at least put some minor amounts of effort. I think the colors at least helps a bit.

Look everyone, it's the autistic rulefag again!

Because you don't talk to anyone else

back to your deltarune thread, weebtranny

show me a single case of people complaining about not being able to kill a zombie in 20 punches outside of the canned copes ony my list. please.

You have autism

nuh uh

and you are unable to prove any of the copes on my list as "valid criticism"

i way prefer ugly over soulless myself
ugly can be interesting and has appeal to someone, and it has the chance to grow on you
with soulless, there is no appeal to anyone, it's only inoffensive and uninteresting

It's kinda funny because practically, 2016 punch is extremely useless and redundant and not good against anything but the most basic zombie, which isn't really a threat anyway. You basically also had an infinite ammo pistol as well so there is no reason to have to rely on the punch.
Blood punch in eternal actually adds more to the melee button other than just being an execution prompt

You have autism

That's the entire reason to use the punch, so you're not wasting ammo on imps and zombies

that's the reason it's on my canned copes list along with all the other common tortanicfag stock copes.

infinite ammo pistol

the whole reason both those mechanics exist is to patch up their game design, since you have to assume people either refuse to pick up fuel or are retarded and won't pick up fuel

and what of it? you are a weeb tranny, lol.

You have autism

you are a weeb tranny, yes

Okay autismo

"They ruined my heckin' Doomerino with platforming!"

meanwhile Doom 2 had a level where you had to balance on comically thin walkways

Except this was the good part of Eternal.
The bad part was the meme "le gameplay l00p" of having to micromanage your MMO cool downs for basically all your health and ammo pickups

you are a tranny weeb sexpest

You can make up whatever boogeyman you want, it won't cure your autism

ok but you are a tranny weeb sexpest