Say what you want about Cyberpunk

You gotta admit that the character designs are unique and attractive. A bresh of fresh air from Japaneseslop like DoA girls and westernslop like Concord/mass effect etc..

I want to suck on Judy's pussy

She only fucks asian girls

This game is kinda like this in many regards. I’d say most of the game is very well done, but it all gets bogged down by the shitty ass gameplay and lack of any real rpg elements and narrative diverging paths.

The problem is it took too long to make

I know where she lives and works.

I remember all the complaints about the game being woke upon release. Honestly, I think it being woke makes the setting more of a corporate dystopia.

everyone looks like a generic cyborg NPC, nothing attractive besides to troons

unique designs

DAZ studio goblina with "google: tatto clipart for free download"

>DAZ studio goblina

Even this is and always will be vastly superior to sameface anime dolls.

You don't find them attractive because they aren't children, tranime fag.

Hanako is 78 years old, you want to bang grandma

Age doesn't matter in this world

tranime

said the jeet who loves a themed japanese game called cybertroon and where these is penises and transformers everywhere

They all need to suck my cock so bad.

Find a single flaw, you can't

irl the guys who are attracted to characters in your pic are the most annoying motherfuckers in the world

well, it's supposed to be a corporate dystopia. In a way, all the tranny stuff fits the setting. Imagine if all the DEI stuff corporations push now but taken to an extreme.

The only woke thing about it is Claire.

Save for a few characters like Judy, Vik, Takemura, all the minorities are portrayed somewhat negatively.

The voodoo boys, a Haitian/black gang, are annoying backstabbers with no redeeming qualities.
The Tyger Claws are stereotypical Yakuzas with Engrish accents.
The Scavs/Russians are even more despicable than the Claws
Reed and Songbird, a black and an asian, are both irredeemable cunts in their own ways.

you're deluded if you think women would not cyber transform themselves into prime 14 yo looking cunnies if the technology was there

So is Kerry and you can bang him if you want

When everyone's a cunny, a hag becomes unique

It's a really fun game to just play and exist in. There's more I'd like them to have added or done, but it's a real good ride for what it is.

And honestly, there's no immersive SIM RPG I can think of with more narrative choices and branching paths.

It's miles ahead of every Bethesda game, as well as both Ultima Underworld games, it's ahead of all Thief and Dues Ex games, it's ahead of KCD, Gothic, Outer Worlds and New Vegas. I'm honestly drawing a blank, which games like this do better with storytelling options?

Also claire is one of the biggest psychos that V actually works with, its so wild how almost everyone either has good reasons for violence or contends with perpetrating it, wheras claire has no problem doing death races for fun and then when it gets her hubby killed she goes even harder into death racing for revenge, opening fire on drivers and the city itself whole hooting and hollerin like its a rodeo.
Like, V is no moral paragon, but this bitch is insane, that questline is so dissonant

Unrelated, but my biggest issue is that the game always defaults to hating Arasaka specifically when they haven't really done anything to V to even make that make sense.

It's always "Corpos bad" but it's always Arasaka that we fuck over as a result. So then Phantom Liberty comes along, and the only option you have to fuck over Milltech is if you lock yourself out of the DLC completely.

Songbird on the moon isn't a big deal and Songbird dead means they can scrape her corpse. Compared to how much Arasaka gets fucked from the Mikoshi, it's crazy. And no matter what, if Myers gets away with everything.

I wonder if Milltech will the big name in Night City for the sequel. Making Arasaka the punching bag just makes me wanna side with them.

They're uniquely ugly, yeah.

westernslop

You are POSTING westacuck slop lmao

become optimization consultant for cp2

advise mission areas instead of open world slop

advise mgsv tier low poly instead of photorealism slop

advise prequel instead of sequel for bigger retro implants

add toggle aim option

add flying cars

now your game will be good at launch

dogshit tattoos

dogshit haircut

dogshit clothes

chud lines

simps for a whore (bad taste)

spic

raspy voice

annoying dialogue

webbed feet

cucks v with some fr*nch girl in just 2 years of coma

Yeah, that shit was nuts. I haven't finished her quest because when I got to the last race, she opened up about her story and... she's super butthurt her husband got killed in a race where everyone's shooting at each other? And she's taken it extremely personally so she's out for revenge?

What about all the people she's shooting? It's ridiculous. I immediately told her I wanted nothing to do with it and bailed.

Because they run night city anon, they are the cause for the meat-grinder, they manufacture, sell and deal in human suffering, the other corps are obviouslynot so much better but for what you can see in the game itself it all comes back to Arasaka

all that makes her register as attainable and sexually-available

should have gone through it and spared the guy at the end, I think you get a cool car out of it instead of the trannyvan

Smallest change that would immediately improve CP2077: V no longer uses emotes in text like he's a teenage girl.

You hate yourself.

Its really funny to hear him be so utterly baffled at her anger, like genuine disbelief that shes mad her husband died in a DEATH RACE

she's 23 canonically, basically a kid

V being kinda a cringe loser is part of their charm

you get the trannyvan anyway IIRC

Everything in PL is way more fucked up than anything Arasaka does. And hell, Kang Tao and Night Corp are both doing equally or more fucked up stuff.

My issue isn't that Arasaka is good, my issue is they we're always beating up Arasaka. They have their HQ nuked twice, they lose Mikoshi and all the male ruling family get killed. They're completely fucked.

You have it completely backwards, all four of those designs look exactly like children. Small tits, immature tattoos, caked on makeup and colors that screams daddy issues. Not a single mature woman in the bunch.

I heard she kills him even if you tell her not to, so I figured I wouldn't even give her the chance.

I bet game companies will keep doing what CP did and will keep getting away with it because the average consumer has the memory of a goldfish. The bait and switch of selling a broken unfinished game and then making yourself seem like a caring, benevolant Christ like figure for making the game more playable after is going to lead to complete and utter brain on everyone who believes the narrative pushed by juornos about how this is a good thing actually.

Why is it always people with actual brain damage that think themselves so intellectually superior

I want to say that I want to FUCK AURORE

She only peggs you

Why would anyone peg in 2077 when you can just chip a cock implant

she's 23 canonically

V is canonically 27

b-but cdpr sai-

Didn't ask

V was always canonically 23. But you're a newfag so you don't know.

Low effort

Sorry but you're simply uninformed.

It's fucking hilarious to me how negative Judy's questline is.

Like for Panam, River and Kerry, everything just works out, it's legitimately all good and they don't really suffer any huge setbacks. Panam loses Scorpion, but that's it.

Meanwhile, everything Judy tries blows up in her face and gets the people she's trying to help killed. I'm kinda amazed she thought her Clouds plan would work though, honestly. That shit was gonk.

What are you talking about? Women are fucking ugly in that game, outside of few extremely rare cases like french netrunner which appears in one quest and dies. Both female love interests are hideous like a nuclear war.

It is legitimately unbelievable how it's the same dev which was responsible for Witcher 3. The entire team responsible for character design and 3d art must have left the studio before the making of characters for cp77 was started.

I liked bottom right and Blue Moon

The best waifu is your fem V

Not really, only bottom right looks attractive

with mods*

daz goblinas are way uglier what are you on about
judy is a retard and a bitch so no surprise everything goes badly for her

She's a fucking dyke and she hate dick

Respectable.

God I want a scav chick to ruin me

Just completed the Aldecaldos ending last weekend and romanced Panam. I haven't been a waifufag for quite a long time but it made me feel empty at the end seeing V go off into the desert with her.

I couldn't stand her manface so I installed a mod that makes her objectively hotter

She looks so cute when she's serious.

Peak femininity
Peak design

That's just a random NPC right?

Like seriously, how can anyone not fall for her?

REMOVE TATTOOS NIGGER EEEWWWW

If you read the past convos, you'd know that Sampson didn't play fair. Yes, it's a death race, but the fella literally hired others to kill his competition in other races.

You just hate Claire because she's openly trans. Admit it.

End of

HOLYYYYYY

GET DOWN MR ADVERTISER

Turns her Asian.

Figures.

EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW

It's implied that she fucks her brother

Yeah, I thought many of the generic NPCs were pretty cute

That doesn't look Asian at all. Looks like some Brazilian tranny with a fake nose. So much like the unmodded one.

I wish I was her brother then...

Hanako Sama...

It was a good cyberSPUNK today

She was cute

It really sucks they're ditching RED Engine for UE5 slop.

Based.

Maybe you prefer her married look?

For me its Rita Wheeler

that grim profile

Dios mio la creatura...

nah. when claire pulls you aside for the heart-to-heart after the santo domingo race, you can tell her that you're racing to win. then you can talk her down after PJ crashes during the final race.

Branching paths are completely irrelevant in Cyberpunks what the fuck are you smoking you're only choosing your ending
The game is incredibly railroaded

game is set in nightmare dystopia where people are obsessed with body mods and become cyborgs to the point it drives them insane

"OMGGG THERE'S A TROON IN THIS GAAAAME I'M GOING LITERALLYL INSAAAANE"

Why does the game simp for spics so much? Compared to other ethnicities, Mexicans are portrayed in an unrealistically positive light. The game clearly wants you to like Jackie, River, Panam and Judy and the only mexican gang, the valentinos, are more noble and family oriented than other gangs.
It doesn't make sense, especially since CDPR is a Polish studio and the creator of the universe is a nerdy Black guy yet all the Black characters were portrayed terribly or had very very little depth (Weyland)

This game has so many insane parts and so many shitty parts that it left me conflicted on finishing it. It could have been so much more, but for what it is, its still a great game and in my top 20

especially the netwatch squad she sics on us. that was especially cute.

Anon, it is called makeup.

Its retarded theres so little romance choices in this. You should've been able to fuck everyone in the city including her.

River and Panam are native american.

Fuck you

The French hacker chick was pure kino. Phantom Liberty in general was a huge step-up in production value / writing / character design.

EW

That's just a copout when they realized they made all 4 romances spicmutts. There's no such thing as Native American or anything that looks like it, even now, let alone in 2077.

They're ugly amerimongrel creaturas. All 4 of them.

shaved hair is gay

In the words of Johnny Silverhand.
6/10

Shaved hairstyles make sense in that universe, since most characters have neural interface ports on the sides of their heads, dummyyyy

Yea imagine your usb hole getting full of hair. No thanks

I like to thing that most ripperdocs makes most of their money removing unwanted objects from wire holes.

Rate my v

super high tech future

can't even develop secure encrypted wireless connection

In a more original setting, there would be metallic hair implants that serve as antennas. Imagine how cool would that be. A lock of hair that serves as a wifi antenna.

Same

You using nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/16930 senpai?

Doesn't look very cyberpunk but maybe you're larping as a rich chick that can afford discrete implants that don't give away how enhances she really is. Reminds me a bit of Zeta-Jones.

Yesh along with a couple of other mods

Figures. That's why she looks pretty good.

You pajeets only have one cope and it will still never be true.

This is a relatively original setting for its time. It's just that it's exactly that - a product of its time. Many thing in-lore aren't really consistent or make much progressive sense. But that would've been fine if it was marketed and promoted as a retro-futuristic game instead of a simple badly thought out future setting. Fault is on CDPR and their dogshit art direction team.

I would forgive much if the game would have taken itself less seriously than this edgy criminal drama that constantly tries to teach me something about life using teenage level writing. Even rap music has more substance than this.

can't even develop secure encrypted wireless connection

wired will always be more secure than wireless (also can carry a lot more information) even with advanced encryption so it actually make sense especially for something as sensitive as directly interfacing with your mind/body to minimize as much chance of outside tampering as possible.

Like the Bitcher, kurwas try to be deep and edgy 24/7 and it ends up being more tryhard and cringe. They have all the preachy horseshit you see in your average western slop game except it's ran through an ESL filter. However they're not even sincere cringe like Kojima and other japslop.

So it's the worst of both worlds. A unique blend of shit.

all this Judy Slander

Imagine hating a character this pure, innocent, funny/witty and feminine.

She' dogwater

pure

All lesbians are pure by default

Not a fucking PEEP about Panam

Grim.

Have you played it since Phantom Liberty? I can't put it down. The only problem is a lack of a NG+ to keep enjoying the gameplay.

you jest but lesbians statistically have the highest violence in their relationships, moreso than faggots and normal couples

As long as they are fictional. Which implies they are hot.

mainweb-v.musc.edu/vawprevention/lesbianrx/factsheet.shtml

Violence appears to be about as common among lesbian couples as among heterosexual couples (1,5).

eh?

Pure means untainted pussy. As long as a man has never been inside her, she's clean.

This. All the blacks were insufferable

T-bug was gonna betray you if she survived (as shown in one the trailers)
Dex was a lowly scummy fixer.
Reed is a literal glownigger slave
The VDBS are all treacherous racist cunts, especially Placide
Slider was slimey and weak.

Why does Pondsmith hate his own people?

yep they had pretty hot girls in this game, aymeric was pretty nice too for the guys but river was ugly as all fuck. also early trailer male v was PEAK

What did I miss

CP (2077)

?

Fuck Panam

Pure shit.

I love my wife Panam

It's implied she smashed Oda and Yorinobu

yorinobu

nothing like good old fashioned royal incest to keep the dynasty pure

filthy nomad girl who shits in bed

78/10

Based

Somi lookslike actslike utter pile of horseshit and I wonder how cdpr knows really well 'bout korean hos, wtf, cdpr is actually based?

generic southern california educated women look with metal bits slapped on here and there

none of these girls are attractive. Only mods saved your game.

it's not westernslop

taking ESG money

same desu,
dlc campaign was dogshit btw

advise mgsv tier low poly instead of photorealism slop

I'm on board but the minute you adopt cell shading I drop your game.

Thank you.
I hope the world never runs out of Japanese hags with bushes.

"Hey, V! After my shift? Nothing in particular. What? Got any ideas?"

advise mgsv tier low poly instead of photorealism slop

MGSV? Metal fucking Gear 5? That's just photo-realistic. It's not fucking stylized "hi-res low poly" at all lmao it's just fucking realistic but shit looking because it's a PS3/360 game.

she's gay

all this chrome

How the fuck do you fuck that?