Official life-size Eeveelution plushies
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Official life-size Eeveelution plushies
Imagine
I thought they were more cat sized? Those things are as big as huskies.
What kind of person spends $300 on a plushie
Wait, they're THAT big? That's adorable actually, I always imagined them like average sized housecats but that's cute as hell, imagine having a vaporeon to cuddle with on a hot day their skin is probably smooth and cool with just a tiny bit of velvety fur like a big otter
I wanna kiss it's little cheeks
sold out
guess ill die
hot
I wasn't expecting them to be so large.
why do people my age fill their shit up with plushies?
Pokemon knows its audience.
it's a preorder how the hell could it be sold out
the same kind of person who bought a life-sized lucario because it cost $420 dollars and that's the weed number
I KNOW you wanna fuck it
What? No I don't
YES YOU DO YOU WANNA FUCK IT
Why do you think that?
THEY ALL WANNA FUCK IT
And what is this assumption based on?
Well they don't say they wanna fuck it, but they wanna fuck it
If they don't say it then how do you know? Have you seen them fuck it?
No, but who WOULDN'T WANNA FUCK IT?
What makes you think anyone wants to fuck it?
I KNOW EVERYONE WANTS TO FUCK IT, OK? I JUST KNOW
If this is your thinking, you reveal that it's simply (You) who wants to fuck it
This post reeks of denial.
a plush costs several hundred dollars exactly once
a kid costs several hundred dollars every month
See what I mean?
Call me when etsy has ones with fleshlights pre-sewn under their tails.
these posts reeks of mental illness
Spiritually manifesting a lifesize Lopunny plushie
Are they really that fucking big canonically?
In the anime, they looked a lot smaller.
Anyways, maybe I will buy Leafeon if it isn't stupidly overpriced. <3 Leafeon!
Eevee is cat sized, the evos are much bigger
For Japanese women specifically?
The dex sizes and weights are all fucking retarded, so the show just ignores it and scales the pokemon to a size that seems right. This is why people don't realise that pokemon like crobat are huge
Also Pokémon like Dialga and Wailord are featherweigths.
My real life horse is heavier than both of them despite being 10 times smaller.
One (1) Glaceon, please.
Flareon looking extremely smug
There is no fucking way an animal that big weighs 50-60lb.
Thank god my niece is grown up.
when do they release and do you think someone will record themselves having sex with one?
Vaporeon memes are overdone
Real people know that the real Eevee freaks are the Glaceonfags
Gravity is weaker in the pokemon world
tiny woman
tiny furniture
Those glass doors reveal the real size, guess they couldn't shell out for the windows.
not sylveon.
Why are Pokémon fans like this?
Who the fuck is picking jolteon?
Aside from being your favorite, jolteon looks uncomfortable as fuck to cuddle with.
Matter of fact only Flareon, Vaporeon and Umbreon look that cozy since they got a tail you can rest your head on.
Jolteon is fucking based and an excellent snuggler
It's like half an inch larger, what did you expect.
Nobody likes tiny plushies.
Eeveelutions are fucking huge
Do they ship these internationally? I kinda want to make a terrible financial decision
Nobody cares about Flareon and Jolteon
environmental storytelling
he doesn't know
post horse picture
Mass isn't affected by gravity and last time I checked the dex doesn't give measurements in Newtons.
Because they only have a certain amount of stock.
Retard.
pokemoncenter.com
It's on the US site so it's super easy. For the Japan-exclusive stuff you have to use a brokerage and shipping service like buyee, and they all have surcharges out the ass.
Weight is thoughever, which is what the pokedex measures
They make the stock to order. That's why the preorder window is open now but the plushes don't ship until November, because they batch it in advance.
Flareon is cute but I have neither the money for it nor a spacious enough home to dedicate an entire corner of it to a huge plushie.
No, it gives you the mass using the common expression of calling it weight.
I want the vap but I don't $400 want the vap, and I already have big furret, lucario, lapras, and a preorder for Gardevoir. I've gotta stop somewhere.
Since fucking when? Not a single media portrayed them this big. Ever.
Since Red and Blue which gave them their canon height. The show uses completely random sizes for pokemon
is the Revenge real?
I just love how you guys and gals have a thing for ferals. LOL
Which I gotta to admit. Ferals are sexier than Anthros.
BALD
16 inch is 50 dollars
26 inch (less than twice the size) is 400 dollars
make it make sense
Leave underage
unironicaly kill yourself
They know that consoomers are retarded and will buy it no matter what they price it at.
unironicaly people here have a thing for baldies considering the bald pokemon they jacked off to.
People that would have spent at Real Doll but aren’t into standard intercourse with a woman. Ever see the videos of how the mlp fans added bad dragons to their plushies? I wish I could forget.
Other dimensions also change, price related to volume etc., also this
square cube law, and also the fact that eevee was a normal plush (that's now out of stock) and not made to order which is more expensive / slower
why does the vaporeon one look so much better than the other 2
It's sort of fun as an adult to buy things you would've loved as a kid, but definitely people go too far with it and end up with a huge pile of plushies and shelves upon shelves of figures.
Because her smooth skin is easier to replicate than Flareon's fluffy texture or Jolteon's spiky fur
but the faces of all the other ones look derpy too besides sylveon
Honestly Speaking
I would buy the Vaporeon and the Espeon
these things following up the life-size gardevoir
they know exactly who buys massive to order plushies
What Pokemon do you think is next? I'm betting on this guy