Join the Dark Brotherhood

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Join the Dark Brotherhood

This Orc motherfucker tells you about the time he killed a little 5 year old girl and he laughs about it

I remember this is what was missing from Skyrim. Shit got real dark in Oblivion sometimes. Spoilers I guess? Warning ****** It helps that you kill all these degenerate freaks in the end, but these guys were real sick twisted fucks. I remember joining the DB in Skyrim and... nothing. It's all so sanitzed. Oblivion feels like the early seasons of Game of Thrones. There's no holding back, no punches being pulled, etc. Feels good to go back to a time where writers weren't afraid to "go there".

Aintoinetta also alludes to being raped while she was in prison by her guards.

Now I remember why I loved Oblivion so much and why Skyrim felt so flat to me.

Sapphire from the thieves guild in Skyrim was raped, there's that Skyrim lighthouse horror story, and you can find a naked dead lady in the Reach with her ass up so you know what happened there. Those are just a few examples. Skyrim has its share of dark moments you just conveniently forgot them to jerk off Oblivion.

As a player, I often kill innocent NPCs for fun. even though I shouldn't have to, I've never regretted it.

"rape" is... LE DARK

Gaming universally lost its balls around 2012.
Do not forget chuddie, this is a KIDS entertainment medium ! ! !

Why does the remaster look like its artstyle was AI generated?

How new do you have to be to not know this website has a spoiler function? wtf

Sapphire from the thieves guild in Skyrim was raped

I don't doubt you but I also don't remember this. Probably because guild questlines in Skyrim are over in like 30 minutes and you get crowned the leader of the guild and then you leave and never return to them again, just lmao. None of them ever left any impression on me other than "huh, w-what? Your making me the leader of the college on winterhold? WTF I just got here! hahahaha"

I wish it were AI generated then it would look good

Does it work here?
testing
I generally don't care, but for Oblivion, I care.

B-but the guild quests are short!

Nice moving goal posts, also not true

I didn't move goal posts and I give it to you that you're probably not lying, it just never made an impression on me.

rape is le bad

whatever happened to this little boy lover?

This.
The first fucking interaction in the DB is a vampire toddler talking about tricking and murdering some poor old guy.
Oblivion fags are genuinely such niggers

Didn't even read the OP

God you faggots are retarded

I liked that in the part where Lucien Lachance gets slaughtered by the black hand and you still don't know who was the real killer was, if you take the head of the killer's mother and drop it in front of them, the killer will react to it. I discovered that on my own by roleplaying and was super happy when I realized that the devs thought about it.

And I didn't use spoilers because fuck zoomers. The game is 20 years old,

If you honestly think oblivion is dark because a cartoony orc tells you about how he killed a little girl at a birthday party then "le hecking raperino" is dark as well

You forgot that a portion of Morthal's residents are cannibals including the meat stall merchant.

How's the mod support in OblivionR? Starfield proved that no one wants to play a Bethesda game for long without mods. Also yeah, the world building was alright until F3, then it went to shit for some reason.

You can become the Winterhold's college Archmage or whatever without ever casting a single spell. Skyrim's quest progression is a fucking joke

Also Astrid's uncle tried to rape her, and stallions family, and presumably serana when she became a vampire.

Now that I think about it most of the sexual references in skyrim are rape.

I hate the new orc VA, he sounds completely emotionless. take the Smash and Slash shopkeeper for instance, he just sounds bored now compared to classic Oblivion

This is literally a requirement for the first College quest now kill yourself you dumb fucking parrot.

That's what they want you to do, but it counts if you block with a shield, so as not to lock out non-mage players.

NTA but is there one after that?

I took the adoring fan back to my waterfront house to kill him so I can join the DB and next time I went to an oblivion gate I found the fucker there where he got fucked up by dremora..
Not seen him since.

There's the room that you find the amulet fragment in. You get locked in, and you have to cast a spell on the wall. There is technically a way around this too, but it requires a specific sword IIRC.
youtube.com/watch?v=84PuKDVb4WY

Spoilers I guess? Warning ******

Is Anon Babble so far fallen that nobody knows to yell at a newfag about not knowing how to spoiler?
Christ I hate this shithole.

Also the whole dungeon with the necromancer in it who was summoning ghost women and controlling them to be his sex slaves.
I’m pretty sure you can do something to end the spell and they just all kill him if you do.

you literally can't even join the DB unless you kill an innocent you high horse riding cock sucker

I know how to do it, but what I did in the OP is acceptable too. I hope you get cancer and die, trash.

There are degrees of being an asshole like my man Tony Montana will tell you.

It’s literally just the orc and maybe the vampire that were interesting. The two argonians were literally just the same character, the khajit is just the asshole that you feel no remorse about killing, and the last two are probably the most forgettable characters in the game

Cancer and death is a better fate than being stuck in this hellsite for eternity, cum dumpster.

The two argonians were literally just the same character

Aren't they brother and sister and they were both raised exactly the same? It's fine that they are similar. The Khajit finally warms up to you the moment you have to kill him (hehe) and Aintoinetta is awesome. Just a murdery psychopath. In another universe, she is your murder psycho GF, and you spare her and take over the Dark Brotherhood together and have sex next to the corpses of your enemies.

Ok well, I hope you do get cancer and die.

Astrid literally fucks dogs. That makes her the most degenerate assassin in the franchise

And the Companions are canonically a bunch of furfags.

if you take the head of the killer's mother and drop it in front of them, the killer will react to it

I didn't know about this till over a decade later when I watched it in a youtube video. It's cool to see something in a game after all that time

I'm learning a lot of shit about Oblivion for the first time, even though I must've played the original for like 400+ hours back in the day. It's crazy, mang.