Why are you laughing? This is serious game development

Why are you laughing? This is serious game development.

good morning sirs!

why didnt the first sir shoot the gun?

You can't make this up

When does this release? It looks like a meme goldmine

And Anon Babble is a video game board

jeet sekiro

run around a slum killing random policemen for trying to enforce the use of public toilets

zasSAR

another thinly veiled racist India hate thread mocking their culture

its really sad, most of the internet is drowned in anti-indian AI bot posts now, before AI, everyone loves india

This is all the proof you need that Indians are content and shamless about living in squalor. They could have made a perfect looking city but they opted for this kek. What the fuck could happen in a third world slum that's of any real significance whatsoever.

everyone loves india

Nobody loved india, ever. Nobody has ever liked india or indians except for retarded hippies who read pamphlet about some samsara bullshit.

before AI, everyone loves india

AI isn't the problem banchod, it's the fact that Indians keep infesting our countries. Send every Indian back to India and we won't have any problems.

Saar, please buy the game. I have 10 kids to feed

I can't believed he killed Max Payne like that. Poor bastard thought they were turning people into glue, not they were turning streets into poo

This is serious game development.

And that's why it's funny.

This is all the proof you need that Indians are content and shamless about living in squalor.

Just cause it depicts India the way it is outside gated communities doesn't mean they are content about living in slums. Art reflects reality.

They should made this game in a fantasy setting than in urban slum.

racist cope
everybody worldwide loved india before ai bots, very spiritual, beautiful country and landscapes, diverse culture

come from a continent sized toilet

hmmm no it must be the AI algorithm that hates us, it's all fake, everyone loves us

Your completely unjustified arrogance is just another reason everyone hates you.

before AI, everyone loves india

Does this game let you act like a fool but think like a BRILLIANT?

Yeah the weird carnival fatso looks so jarring. It's not like those wacky Indian fantasy movies are in short supplies anyway

how many retarded pajeets are going to try this shit IRL?

I would like to play this shit rather than Rollslop games

Very poop, very mud, very rape, very maggots

I wonder if they're just using some Sekiro game template from Unreal marketplace or something. I also think the game would've benefitted if they set it during british colony time rather than modern shithole.

before AI, everyone loves india

I doubt that. Most likely nobody really gave a shit about India until funny indian scammer videos surfaced up. And then it turned out there's a gorillion of them doing stuff of low quality for low pay.

End your worthless life jeets

And then it turned out there's a gorillion of them doing stuff of low quality for low pay.

that's no different in any other third world shithole desu

The only culture in India is happening on their turds

saar simulator

no thanks.

brown isn't a race

Can you fight dalits?

only up was an interesting "escape from being brown" "game"

this is just silly

i believe the tipping point was "designated shitting streets" because that was highly popular on some boards for a couple years before it got even worse

racist

That doesn't work on us, Fagjeet. You are the most racist people alive and still operate under the caste system. Everyone knows indians are racist as fuck.

I didn't think rollslop garbage could've gotten any worse.

nobody really gave a shit about India until funny indian scammer videos surfaced up

People were making fun of India years before any of the scambaiting videos go popular because Unicef had to release a video explaining that they need to poo in the loo and not on their designated shitting streets.
youtube.com/watch?v=l01AMCBG0Wk

Jeets love slow-mo so much it's like they all saw The Matrix for the first time 2 months ago

I'm not fucking, you are fucking. BLOODY fuck you!!!

Health status : REDEEMED

Do you fuck on I?

This one song enlightened the world. Everyone knew the country was a shithole before this, but not literally.

Letting them on social media was their own downfall. By giving them access to post, they exposed the unseen rot that is covered up by their film industry, suddenly the whole world knew about the way they choose to live. It was a double edged sword, a kind of nuclear deterrence. We needed to let them loose on the internet in order to truly understand.

2014: UNICEF releases "take the poo to the loo", an attempt to potty train the population of India
2015: an Indian anon on Anon Babble defends his country by claiming open defecation only occurs on "designated shitting streets". Another Indian on Anon Babble claims India will become a superpower by 2020.
2018: PewDiePie releases "bitch lasagna"
2019: PewDiePie releases "congratulations"
2021: kitboga releases "do not redeem"
2023: Indians account for nearly half of all immigration to Canada
2024: the population of India surpasses China to become the largest in the world

Bollywood physics

That's a good rundown.

Dafuq Mukesh gon do?

the indianpeoplefacebook subleddit was also pretty big at a point, lead to bitch lasagna

There's no reason games don't look like movie cgi. they already spend as much on them as movies.

Looks like the first based parryslop, i'm intrigued.

throws estus

eats dung pie

activates BLOODY BASTARD

"India will be superpower in 2020" is pretty much common idea even back in 2000~. I remember reading a blog where it literally doomposted about "if you don't learn indian and don't have indian spouse you screwed yourself".

What the fuck could happen in a third world slum that's of any real significance whatsoever.

Brazilian favelas have constant gang shootouts. It made for a pretty cool level in CoD Mw2 and Max Payne 3 was based all around that.

oh that's cute but her hair should be tied back and why doesn't the ref have a fucked up face

am I missing something? This game looks fun.

is it on UE3?

Kowloon vidya would also be very based. That BLOPS 1 or 2 level in Kowloon was fucking great.

Everyone liked India when only the upper caste had internet access.
Now even normies realize how disgusting the average poojeet is.

Huh, I thought "Do not redeem" video was considerably older than it actually is. I also completely forgot about "show your bob and vegene" facebook screens, which also should predate even that.

Yeah, ai doesn't understand how to render a smug face in ghibli

when only the upper caste had internet access

Dude the ones promoting the cow dung stuff in India are upper castes

pajeets have been doing that shit since MySpace took off, they just have greater access to the internet now than they used to

be QUIET nigger you should KILL yourself and your FAMILY

All that history and mythology India has, and they choose to set their game in some shitty slum

Nobody ever liked India, scam calls and shitty cheap customer service attendant always came from someone with Indian accent

You forgot axing Apu. I genuinely believe this was the biggest blow of them all. A fucking cartoon character is all that the normal populace knew about India for decades prior outside of the occasional born again used up cocksleeve roleplaying as a buddhist cause she saw an elephant at the zoo.

this lmao, they could have made a game with an epic ancient indian aesthetic but they decided to go with realistic dumps (probably because it's much easier to make and doesn't really require any talent)

I thought the real one said redeemed its so much better with it I hope they add it to the game.

they also have a pretty cool myth arc in the Hindu religion. how the fuck are Japs gonna do better games with "indian culture" than the pajeets put out

slum

maybe it's what their mid class housing looks like

Its easier to shit out shanties and other buildings with assets from an assets store than make anything new.
"Hindu" religion is just Tibetan in origin, Hindus get another L for stealing cultural achievements. Current "indians" are just lowest caste that were allowed to breed out the rest of the higher caste hindus.

Reminder that current Indians on the internet are supposed to be "good" and "advanced" ones that account for like the 20% cream of the crop of their population.
We're not ready for the redeeming if they unleash the dormant horde upon us.

Is this true

If there's one thing I hate brits for, it's teaching english to indians
had they not learned english they would be at least more contained in their own country like brazilians

Dark Stools: Scholar of the First Shit

Even normalfags have taken on the position of calling them pajeets and street shitters now. You go to any instagram/facebook comment section about Indians and there will be dozens of comments with thousands of upboots calling Indians disgusting street shitting retards who live like pigs.

same with jokes about jews and Israel, normies have become more based lately

I don't hear them calling out Gypsies though, somehow those Indian retards get a pass.

The reigns finally got to come off after lefties stopped caring about jews/antisemitism with everything happening in Israel. As long as you say you "hate zionists" instead of "hate jews" you get a free pass to say whatever the fuck you want. I've started telling my normie friends about the exaggeration of the holocaust and how its invention was used to create the state of Israel in the first place, but using it all under the cloak of it being a zionist scheme. They didn't even bat an eye, and some of them are pretty left leaning. More and more people are becoming wiser to the fact that zionists control our governments and media, so they're becoming more open to it.

This. The bots are chinese. Notice how the liveleak threads have stopped?

Gypsies are a euro thing, Internet is USA-centric.

You know the poopskin devs are shilling the game here, hoping one or two white western men would buy the game. Because for real no one in India would actually buy any of the new upcoming pooproll games. Third worldies don't buy games, they're pirates. That's the irony lol. Common Pajeets won't fucking spend a dime on these games. They'll all just wait for a fitgirl repack. Poor slavs won't buy them neither. Slavs a ND spics and favelan monkey would rutracker and fitgirl all the same. CCP and Korea, Japan have no interests in playing poopskin games. Your only hope is the Western audience. 90% won't give a shit, and the 9% would only get it out of comical relief, to make fun of the whole shit, make memes out of it. 1% is probably stupid white fags like charlie moistcritikal penguinz0 cos he likes stupid hype shit and indian slappy sloppy shit. No one would buy your shit. The 1% that would are memers, and the alpha zoomer followers of that memers would just pirate the shit. Your actual Indian slum citizens can't afford your games, they'll fucking pirate it.

Unironically think this looks cool.
The hit feedback isn't perfect but I like the urban slums setting.

there's still much work to do, much hate to teach, but we'll get there
it's wild seeing people make "promised land" jokes and shit and getting cheered on instead of cancelled, I just hope that this whole thing won't put muslims in a positive light

thinly veiled

HELLO SAAR WE ARE MAKE INDIAN DARK SOULS, TO SHOW PRIDE OF INDIAN COMMUNITY AND SKILL! VERY GOOD! YOU MAY REDEEM!

It's literally dirty hobos fighting in a disgusting infinite favela surrounded by trash.

Indians are literally a prank that some sort of god must have decided to play. No one can be this much of a fucking meme. It's like a population of a billion retarded, inbred pubescent children who are always covered in filth and shit, always confused and horny, and always dying in the funniest ways possible because they have no concept of the world around them.

depends on how they react to Israel's aggressive expansion and rape of Gaza

Dude just stop, you're embarrassing yourself,even before the whole migration thing India was known as the rape Mecca of the earth and everyone made videos how nasty and dirty it is, you're overdosing on copium

Play Dalit Souls

save game by taking a shit on a designated shit street

smear cow dung for buff and bonus

visit iconic slums and familiar landmark and help pollute all hidden clean areas

unlock new abilities by phone scamming mini game

heal by eating disgusting street food found scattered all over the game map

over 300 side quest consistenting of mostly raping female tourist

area bosses are all trains

the promise of Bobs and vagene move the story forward

outstanding customer support phone line

People started noticing Indian's victim complex hijack attempt when they censored Apu youtube.com/watch?v=bYuaBAvX1rM

Secret pewdiepie and kitboga bosses when?

the average indian IQ is 76, and they live just in the right conditions to have enough resources to be able to breed profusely but not enough to get out of their rut and to get educated and civilized, so they basically live like insects just going through the motions and listening to their primal instincts

redeem google playcards to quickly get resource akin to consuming souls

die

CARDS REDEEMED

looks fine to me

waa racism victim complex

not even niggers cry racism on this site, despite the word "nigger" being the most used adjective here
they don't cry about it because they leave if they hate it, they stay if they don't care, which is a simple solution to a problem
no wonder why everybody hates your country

How can India be simultaneously such a shithole, but produce such amazing wonders like the Taj Mahal and the sheer kino that is Hinduism?

everyone loves india

I just hope that this whole thing won't put muslims in a positive light

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. The only reason there are so many muslims in Europe and the West now is literally because of ((Zionists)) propagating the same shit. Their hatred of whites is only equal to their hatred of muslims. They'd rather divide us by forcing us to mix together, thus making us incapable of banding together against them. If Israel didn't exist and didn't singlehandedly destabilize the entirety of the middle east, Islam and its practitioners would still be contained (mostly) to Asia Minor.

die

REDEEMED

Official sound track

youtu.be/viMEhOWcxd0?si=lvn8_lUME9mLchuz

good morning

saarkiro, cow shat twice

Belisle

Subrahmanyan

kek.

My uncle works at nintendo, and he told me Dalit Souls 2 will take place in Canada.

Estus flask is a glass container of cow piss.

well the Taj Mahal is muslim architecture, for starters- a tomb built by a sultan for his wife- and the hindoo caste system is all kinds of fucked up when you look beyond the surface level.

Benchod, Redeem Priest of the Cult of Kitboga

it actually looks pretty good

It doesn't have the same impact as the original.

thinly veiled

can the resident cricket expert explain what's going on here?

People loved imaginary India in 90's before publicly available internet became a thing, you know, mystical far away land with spiritual gurus and elephants.
Same thing with Americans being confused as to why Europeans hate gypsies when their only point of reference is the Disney's hunchback of Notre dame.

That's not an apt comparison. Brazilians are actually the descendants of their colonizers. Even the browns have some Portuguese, Spanish, or Dutch blood in them, even if from many generations ago.
India was not colonzied the same way. Indians are ethnically the same as they were before the British arrived. They have not been replaced or mixed up, they've simply been dominated.

In South America, you'd have to check out places like Peru and Bolivia to find places where significant portions of the population have indigenous blood.

I used too, untill a few years ago where you started ruining everything you touched

that dodge

Kino.

If you're outside a safe area around the wicket you can be bowled out at any time, but often the bowler will let you leave to get a run-up. In the webm the bowler tapped the guy out instead.

so the guy is just mad because he got outplayed?

Needs double jumps to make it better and maybe wall running to encapsulate Bollywood tier action movies. Now that would be kino.

Enemy attacks you as you are jumping up, you can perform a free parry that lets you jump using the weapon or striking limb, then jump again for a third time.

Just imagine.

SAAR WE WILL REDEEM Anon Babble

NO NEED FOR GTA6

No gun recoil.

Animated like its done by AI.

lmao whoa.

Dark Stools prototype enemy lineup (LATEST LEAK)

files.catbox.moe/pc0muh.mp4
I think the regular enemies look cool but the bosses are a bit underwhelming, they're going for a grounded feel but they really should take some inspiration from Dark Souls 1 and make some of them larger.

zassar

lol

Reminds me of this.

that whip chariot

Elden Ring influence.

From one superpower to another

paint a motorbike helmet and some cuts of scrap metal camo

throw some tubes in em

call it power armour

based Ghanaians taking their design classes from Bethesda Fallout games

This game is in development hell

Is this Shitfu?

More like warhammer and halo vibes.

All the jokes, memes and prejudice in the world can't actually measure up to how stupid and backwards real, actual african niggers are.

made me lol

Lord Patel, The First Redeemer

This boss is bullshit.

epic fail

that final frame

lmao they can't possibly be serious

Because they are more talented than your avreage countrymen. So big reputable companies will chose to hire them.

That's unfair, she has three arms

I mean
Someone literally did at some point, logically

You gotta at least try to make yourself look less ESL, pravshit

Too much slow down but looks kino

this looks inspired by 300

Is this guy some sort of a wizard? did her just casted Mirror image

Why is the main character always like 50, a bit overweight and has the same mustache, do they only have the one guy or is it fashionable?

why does every indian think a button shirt with rolled sleeves and chinos are the peak of fashion?

Jeet version of Isekai

The first minute was fun, but after that it dragged on way too much and the choreography got reduced to endless guys running onscreen then falling down in slow motion.

If you don't think this is pure cinema, I don't respect you as a person.

go poo in the loo pajeet-kun. no one likes your shitty movies

Are (you) gonna play Dark Saars?

jeet trainsim when

Are you seriously telling me you don't find this kino? I bet you're a worthless film snob.

Are you seriously telling me you don't find this kino? I bet you're a worthless film snob.

This actually looks... kind of fun? I don't get this thread.

did you guys ever stumble upon porn with indian men in it?

their dicks are 1 cm long

its basically just the tip

what the hell? their pubes are 3 times longer than their dicks.
how is it even humanly possible for a human male to have a dick so small?

It's so fucking true its jsut anti India racism now. If you got on Instagram all the posts about India are making fun of it and playing into stereotypes. For some reason its socially acceptable to be discriminatory and bully India even though its an amazing country.

there are 0 reasons not to hate india or make fun of them.
its a country that is literally poisoning the entire planet with its disgusting filth they just flood into the oceans.

fuck, you worthless niggers poluted your own "holy river" so much, that it turns people into mutants as soon as they step into it.

india is literally killing this planet, you dont deserve to exist as a people anymore.

Zanzisaar... redeem me...

kek

Anybody here want to play a fun game?
In google maps go to india, grab that street view figure and randomly put it somewhere in india.
Now look around for dirt. You win when you find a clean place

Yes saar, just do the needful for the low DEX, high INT run!

you triggered the chinese bots sir

bots?

The severity and prevalence of raping, shitting and abysmal food hygiene standards is actually underplayed significantly online and I was honestly surprised Indias reputation isn't worse.

The people I went with were robbed almost daily and spent most of the trip with severe food poisoning lmao.

@grok is this real?

source of that mp4?

everyone loves india

WRONG. Everyone loves Bollywood because of how batshit insane and retarded their movies are. Don't get the two twisted.

Yeah the cow worship was brought to the subcontinent by vedic aryans.

those shirts just have short sleeves, like polo shirts.

gypsies are overall a lesser evil.
jews and indians are legitimately a threat to the world.
and gypsies come from india anyways.

GOOD MORNING

Imagine paying money to play some brown on brown india slum simulator.
absolutely disgusting.
couldnt even have made something about their stupid colorful pantheon or a shitty bollywood DDR.

the lack of trash and poo everywhere is very immersion breaking

I don't even jeet would shit near their home. They do it in public road or area because in their mind someone will come and clean it up.

this is supposed to be a souls-like?

They do it in public road or area because in their mind someone will come and clean it up.

To be fair some other fuckin jeet will probably have it for a snack.

the more one learns about india, the more one wants to vomit

this is an absolute fact.
I remember when they could maintain their veneer of exotic mysticism.
their worst stereotype was the hard working store clerk apu.
now the gates are blown open and people realized that they literally eat shit.
and in hindsight its revealed that apu probably got the loan for his kwik-e-mart from corrupt indian bankers in america who pull sleazy shit to colonize the place.

Durgesh is the final boss

good, take the hint and fuck off

saar we only eat cow's poop because they are divine okay!

AI bot posts

an indian saying this is the sweetesst form of irony

mediocre animations

enemies just waiting their turn to engage

soules UI

that weird slow mo dodge

wtf is wrong with indians

It's another /vpol/ indian hate thread

before AI, everyone loves india

Another Indian

Ah yes, the AI infested internet in the year 2015

this image hasn't been faceapp'd

Ludo

Why does he run like he has a full diaper?

It's the racist /vpol/

If not then it's the racist AI

it's racist it's racist it's racist it's racist

shut the fuck up

literal rollSLOP garbage

go back to Anon Babble mate, you are not welcome here

humans are racist, get over it, cupcake

lol that static gun animation

is this circus?

Indians are such easy punching bags that any bait post accrues 9999 (you)s lol

These can be placed as powerups.

Pure cow urine. Bath in this and gain huge resistance to touching the trash rivers.

you're right not everyone hates india, but i m 100% everyone in tech does hate india and indians

forced use of "mate" thinking that's going to make you sound like a Brit = 100% jeet

Also even Facebook or twitter Normgoids clowns on Indians, it's not a pol thing, just get over the fact that everybody hates you for how you people behave on internet
Even leftists won't defend you from this "racism", you guys are just that hated

anon you have better chance of surviving chernobyl than bathing in ganges river without any side effects.

These remove health drain debuffs.

It’s actually a form of psychological torture being samefagged by a military. The goal is was to give people immigration psychosis. Many games that came out within the past couple years were named in a similar style. It’s also a way to gaslight people’s desires, because when they’re thinking about India, they aren’t allowed to complain. These are forms of haunting a persons third eye. Which is why it was samefagged so much by the military, when you control billions of third eyes with technology you can easily brainwash them. It’s always about money. Most of the Indian samefagging has stopped. But there must’ve been over 100 million bot posts made by them. So obviously, many people’s eyes haven’t recovered. They fell for the peer pressure of the event, and believe Indian jokes are funny. Without even knowing why. It was a Anon Babble scam. That’s actually how you use Anon Babble to scam, is by brainwashing.

that dodge animation

it cracks me up every time
I hope this game inspires countless jeets to attempt these stunts at home and causes death and brain damage when they inevitably fail

colonialism usually does a number on countries..

That's right rakesh. Buckle up because its your daily reality

To regain health snack on a cake until you can reach the curry pots.

Imagine the crafting.

not reading that essay jeet. go eat cow shit

the game will have children

they will not be invulnerable like in western games

cows will be

USA is doing okay. What's your excuse?

jeets are hated in Chivalry 2 lobby lol

China, Japan, Malaysia, Indonesia, Philippines, etc... were occupied and colonised at some point

and gets the whitest girl in india

i have noticed this, why do indians hate themselves so much and worship white girls so much?

Good morning saars!

It's a unit of the Indian army that does motorcycle stunt parades, look up Indian Daredevils

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man no time to talk

Vinder and binder is a joke about getting it in, durr. God names these people humiliating names. Although he seems to have sex with 99% of the males, then comes online and says he doesn’t.

fuck, you worthless niggers poluted your own "holy river" so much, that it turns people into mutants as soon as they step into it.

what? explain

zasaar

You just know the reach of this attack is going to be bullshit.

so a circus
probably trying to emulate Bhima or some other manly characters from Mahabharata/some Indian epic, pic rel

the jews stole their dicks during finno-korean hyper war

indian porn

This nigga is speed running his brainrot.

Captcha: otak RVSAK

explain what? are you living under a fucking rock or something?

half the countries you named are poor
countries that recover from colonialism well are in the minority
i get it clowning india is funny, but you guys take it too far

I made it with hailuoai

caste system makes them hate their own brown skin, not even joking

half the countries you named are poor

yeah sure LMAO

Bhima

explain what i quoted, excuse me for not being well versed on indian issues

so you are simultaneously an ancient nation with amazing history and people, but also completely crippled by colonialism, but also a superpower? I think you need to remove at least one of these.

i thought that was based on the jobs your family has

India superpower statis is in superposition LOL

Saars why do americans deny our culture?

I voted for this

nah i have my own business and i dont hire indians lmao

Be Australian

Get called a shitposting bong ripping penal colony dog

cunt yeah mate

brown souls

hehe :-)

lmao

Untouchable caste moved dead bodies, sewage, basicly anything with high disease risk was their job. And they were the darkest, with highest abbo type admixture.

they will not be invulnerable

finally

game looks pretty neat honestly

i still can't believe visajeet is a real name

Bro literally 100% of the names are clever like this. God named them, and also grooms people from birth to be celebrities or pro sports players or chads. We are his puppet race of controllable puppet people.

Indians were OK when they were all in India.

This will be India's Wukong. I also heard that Dev Patel is directing it. We're getting jeetkino soon, boys.

you need explanation about the ganghes being a Nurgle spawning pool?
ok there ya go:

the indian holy river is a polluted, rotten disgusting filth filled with rotting dead bodies, if you drank from it, you'd fucking die

there ya go sweetie, the explanation.
do you like it?

Saarkiro: Saar's die twice

0:22

Ok saar you got me, I'll play your game
Bollywood theme is genuinely the perfect setting for a silly action game that doesn't take itself seriously.

Whats up with indians and this scene? They have some weird obsession with it