ROG Ally 2 and Xbox Handheld Leak

I play my handheld on the train because I’m an adult

I watch anime and play and fap on my handheld in my bed

not an 'eck?
not of 'nterest.

That must be super comfortable and not a strain at all

Fucking Nintendo will turn all consoles into a Switch copy and will send gaming performance into the dark ages

What the frutiger fuck is that?

2000s era mockups of what the future looked like

Second one from the left actually looks like a decent design to start with.

Get the MSI Claw +8 instead

So Xbox's big handheld idea was slapping their own logo and button colors on a ROG Ally, huh?

Yes, Microsoft literally made Windows.

That one is basically a PSP with some funky curves.

God damn those fingerprints

But they didn't make a ROG Ally. It's another company, Luigi. You didn't make that.

Can't your phone do that?

Rog Ally with Xbox sticker slapped on it

$799+

DOA

And? They still made Windows.

All of these fucking things are too fucking big. Even these fake and gay mockups are too fucking big. I want to fit something in my pocket fucking damnit. Fuck valve for making this standard.

Get an Anbernic, PSP Go or a Switch Lite.

I just want a steam deck 2 with better specs, trackpads and a windows OS

Pretending to be big boys is the only way handheld gaming systems can compete with smartphones because otherwise they need their own software to matter and nobody's gonna make that when they could be making gacha trash and milk retards for their money

ASUS-sama, I kneel.

he already forgot microsoft declared every electronic as an xbox

They're made to play detailed 16:9 games. Going much smaller will clutter

you can't laugh at me, I'm playing on my deck, it's for adult. This isn't the switch, it's made by VALVE.

Sounds like a game design problem, not the consumers problem.

Steam Deck discussion is more childish than Nintendo and that's embarrassing all time low.

Steam deck discussion on Anon Babble is always just an excuse to post cocks.
There is nothing to discuss about it, it plays your steam backlog and can do emulation and jp porn games.

It doesn't generate discussion it has it's niche audience and they use it. There's nothing to talk about or theorycraft, there's not exclusives or anything coming out. It's not actually competing with anything by Gabe's own words he doesn't care.

Now new Handheld Pc's like OP are worth discussion when they come out to see if they actually have enough extra power to do something newer or cooler or what new battery tech has come out.

Looks like if Nintendo made a portable white Wii U.
Tbf, I think getting a Switch Lite used is much better value.

Technology simply isn't there to make them smaller. Anything else will melt after a gaming sesh

Guess this means the official Xbox handheld won't look like this.

Yea
This is just a xbox branded rog ally instead of xbox handheld

Z2 extreme

this is barely better than the Z1 extreme in current handhelds right? Lame.

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Is it even? the design doesn't scream xbox

kek the one with an xbox button instead of a d-pad or analog stick

GPD and Ayaneo make slider handhelds like the PSP Go, they're more expensive than the Steam Deck OLED, don't have OLED and have comparable performance to the Asus ROG Ally X.
Yes, they expect you to use FSR.

I would buy one of these if they made the D-pad clicky like an actual Xbox Series controller. It's the best X-pad that I've ever used.

Is this gonna be like an actual handheld like the PSP/Vita or another Switch?

Steam Deck size

Only for chinese emulation devices.

Interesting thing about the Gears Reloaded announcement, it said "Xbox PC", apparently this was not a mistake but a new branding. Could the next Xbox just be called Xbox PC?

The ugly truth is that silicon has hard limits on how many transistors one can cram into a square millimeter and how much power they have to consume. Nvidia's GPUs have been turning into increasingly worse and worse housefires over the last few gens for this reason, they keep upping the power consumption because it's the only way to reliably increase performance. Handheld chips cannot do that while keeping thermals and bettery life in check. Technology has genuinely stagnated.

The problem is there's no incentive for Nvidia to sell you better hardware, and both Intel and AMD sell you worse and cheaper hardware.

To be fair we have good enough hardware, the software just doesn't optimize anymore because DLSS and FSR and framegen have become a massive crutch for games especially on unreal 5

Gamers allowed this dogshit to happen, soon devs will tell us 540p 20fps is actually 4K 40fps and we're being irrational for asking 1080p 60fps.

Do we know if Microsoft's own handheld coming in 2027 is still using custom x86 or ARM64? Will it still come from AMD whether it's x86 or ARM or will it come from Qualcomm? The rumor is the Microsoft Surface Team is working on the 2027 handheld.

They couldn't make more energy-efficient hardware even if they wanted to.

But everyone is going to optimize for a $1000 housefire PC. Handhelds just can't match that level of performance with 10x less power consumption. It's not that big of a problem now, but that's because the stagnations hasn't been going on for long enough. Many people are still running outdated and inefficient PCs and game optimization accounts for that. Give it a few more years, this year's mid-range hardware will become the baseline for PC game optimization and PC handhelds will be truly unable to keep up. Dedicated handheld platforms make more sense in the end because they force devs to optimize.

Nice catch. Probably yes. Honestly, that will be great, they already confirmed it will play the whole Xbox back compat game library, and it will also be a midrange gaming PC but for $800 instead of $1600. And with plug and play TV support without Windows bullshit.

They can, there's laptops with strong integrated graphics more expensive than the Steam Deck and ROG Ally.
There's the Xbox app and Steam Big Picture.

there's laptops with strong integrated graphics more expensive than the Steam Deck and ROG Ally.

Which ones? MacBooks with M CPUs? Laptops are bigger than handhelds and not intended to be held with your hands anywhere near the heat exhaust. Slimmer MacBooks with M CPUs throttle horribly under sustained workloads.

The new Intel and AMD SoCs for high end laptops.

Handheld upgrades are basically useless until they get RDNA4 chips with FSR4 upscaling, that will really improve performance.

Ryzen AI 9 HX 370 goes up to 45W and its default TDP is 28W. Z1 Extreme goes up to 30W and its default TDP is 15W. My point still stands. The only way they can solve this issue is by making the cooling system more robust and using a bigger battery, but that's going to significantly increase either weight or price.

There's the Xbox app and Steam Big Picture.

Fuck that. Also a regular PC still costs double than an Xbox PC will and the Xbox PC probably won't consume 700W and cause house fires.

I honestly believe they can get the 2027 handheld down to either $450 or $500. This is due to it being a Series S successor. They can do that with custom AMD Zen 5, RDNA 3+, 2 TFLOPS, 12 GB of RAM, and 512GB of SSD. Just go for a native 1080p target with a 7 inch LCD screen. They don't need to go all out and would get the Series S performance and power in a handheld at an affordable price. Home console though, that thing is going to be over $1,000 tops.

Why does Xbox PC excite me more than another regular Xbox home console?

FSR4 and DLSS4 look ugly

You won't see it on an 8 inch screen. All these AI features were literally made for handhelds

The problem SONY and Microsoft face with these handhelds is their dogshit support to developers during the PS5 and Xbox Series generation.

No, they were made for ray tracing.

Do you guys like play pornography games on these devices because your parents would see you on the family PC?

different devices for different use cases.
the handheld tech for tiny devices that run PS4 and higher games simply isnt there yet.
if you do want something smaller you will have to live with worse performance and a more limited libary.
the current top line retroids play PS2/Wii/some Switch games and they are about as big as a 3DS.

I think Microsoft will be fine now due to Xbox becoming Windows which will fix a lot of problems because it means one dev kit and just choosing between specs with both the handheld and home console having locked specs. This mainly becomes a problem for Sony who won't have parity with the PS6 and will use the same architecture so it will have a very high price, the PA handheld I mean.

Chinkheld market has exploded though
You can pick up everything from a $40 emulation handheld that'll blow through everything up to 6th gen and plenty of ports of indie games, up to dedicated android handhelds with OLEDs and hundreds of dollars of price tag.

Maybe? Looks more like Facebook having many Quest models by third parties. SONY is doing something Nintendo wanted to do during the Wii U transition period. The console prior to the Switch had an underclocked and undervolted Wii U GPU called Decaf. Wouldn't be surprising since the Series S has a weaker GPU than the Xbox One X