Why hasn't someone made a game about this? 100 players on one team 10 are randomly chosen to be the Gorilla like how L4D chooses the Tank
No one loses cause you get to wreck people as gorillas and as humans it would be fun as shit trying to stay alive coordinate and take it down all while seeing your teammates hilariously get rag dolled and maimed
100 vs 5 would be a more fair fight, and my money is still on the gorillas.
If you removed exhaustion the gorillas would win simply because you can't really get past their fur and dense muscle.
There are tons of asymmetric games like that, they all suck because it's extremely hard to balance them
100 men is a lot of body mass. You could just suffocate it
Chaser mode in S4 League
I don’t give a shit about Africa
You aint getting past a gorillas insane armor. The fur also prevents getting a good grip. Even 10 on 1 would not beat a gorilla in its prime.
this hypothetical is a retard detector, people think that gorillas are fucking hulk or something, that and they genuinely don't understand just how much people is 100
Maybe 20 peak humans could dogpile one gorilla. With alot of deaths. Doubt it though
one brock on each limb, and one brock from behind with a chokehold.
game. over.
10 people is enough for a mid diff victory. People who think gorillas stand a chance are delusional.
Gorillas are massive pussies that run away from birds and have terrible stamina. There is one reported gorilla killing and it's historicity is disputed. When people get mauled by gorillas it takes dozens of minutes for the gorilla to badly injure a single person.
Even with just two trained fighters, while the gorilla is mauling one guy the other guy can land a deadly punch on its head or go for the gorilla's testicles. Gorilla's aren't boxers and their swings aren't OHKOs. They will more likely bite you. They run away when scared. Their stamina lasts for maybe 15 at peak strength. Humans have stamina for hours if not days.
People used to fucking HUNT gorillas. Gorillas are hunted down and killed by leopards, an animal that people have successfully defended against and fought off.
Gorillas are the biggest bozos and potentialman memes in nature. I can even picture a bloodlusted prime Mike Tyson by himself murdering a gorilla 5/10.
Human downplay is insane these days. We are the planet's apex predators even without modern weaponry.
Imagine there was a cat the size of a wolf. Nothing could be it.
Brock was a mediocre AF UFC fighter.
Put in Cain or Alistair instead
brock would be better for this scenario because standing strikes would be irrelevant and he's bigger and has better grappling
youtube.com/watch?v=Oq0gZiJxP5Q
human grabs a sharp stick
runs at the gorilla yelling like a madman
gorilla runs away in terror
human catches up with the gorilla and fucking kills it while the fatigued gorilla is helpless
Gorillas exclusively eat plants.
Humans only eat plants when there's no animal nearby to murder.
These hairy søy guzzling gorillas have nothing against chad human murder machines.
Or burn them, like ants and bees do
10 humans would wreck the cuckrilla. I can't believe the antihuman faggots who think the species that landed a man on the Moon couldn't find a way to handle one large retard ape.
All we need is a team of 3 sacrificial dudes to slow the monke down enogh to let one of the guys go the eyes. One gorilla is blinded, its only a matter of waiting for it to run out of energy chimping out, then you start kicking it till it panics and shuts down from cuts and bruises.
t. person who is going to be mauled to death by a wild animal
no human can even beat a chimp in hand to hand combat
Asymmetry is notoriously hard to make equally fun for the different teams.
Anon... There's lots of cats bigger than wolves.
the moon landing was fake bro
The only thing that makes the gorilla thing possible is that gorillas, like most animals, are generally averse to violence, especially in situations where it doesn't benefit them. Gorillas aren't stupid, it's not gonna charge into a mob of one hundred screaming people. If the gorilla in this hypothetical doesn't act like a gorilla, but instead acts like a psychotic murder machine with zero hesitation to burn all of its energy and risk its life on what is ostensibly a pointless brawl, it would probably win. You can't really make a game about this concept without making the gorilla actively violent and aggressive, which defeats the purpose of the question.
stop being retarded for free
if you're going to be fucking stupid at least find someone to pay you first
It would take more time to make the game than it will for this unfunny meme to run its course.
why is this gay meme everywhere now
it's not even a good question. you'd have to be a fucking moron to spend even 2 seconds on it.
Whose gonna be the sacrificial dudes? Our own intelligence is making sure no one is gonna fucking go in the first wave cause someone told me to
People used to fucking HUNT gorillas. Gorillas are hunted down and killed by leopards, an animal that people have successfully defended against and fought off.
This is solely because of weapons not physical prowess. A leopard will massacre a human who isn't armed.
This "meme" is 12 years old
gorilla wins
like
mentioned, the scenario implies that both sides are resolved to fight to the death. Plus, its not that hard to find a few deranged psychos, or get people fucked up on drugs to abandon reason. Didnt they do that to motivate soldiers in WW2?
If the humans and gorilla are acting realistically, the gorilla runs away from the 100 men before they even come near.
If the humans and the gorilla are acting unrealistically violent and brave, the 100 men destroy the gorilla.
There is no reasonable situation where ONE HUNDRED men could lose such an encounter.
People really overestimate how strong gorillas are. I mean yeah ok sure they're stronger than your average person but have you seen their size irl? They really are an ape.
Wouldn't the gorillas defend themselves once the humans try to kill them?
Yeah but only recently have women on social media found it and are using it to make fun of "toxic masculinity".
1 gorilla could take on 100 men and survive
It only takes 1 toddler to kill 1 silverback alpha male gorilla. Humans evolved tool use. Human weapons are tools. One shot with a gun is all it takes.
People have fought off leopards bare handed. There was a dude who was jumped by one and ripped its fucking tongue off killing it.
Four college students injured and fought off a fucking bear into retreat. A bear is what people think a gorilla is. A bear would mutilate multiple gorillas at once.
You idiots simultaneously overrate gorillas and underestimating humans because your project your own physical weakness onto others and only know of gorillas from movies and TVs. Real life gorillas are pathetic while humans are walking murderbots with possibly the greatest stamina in the entire animal kingdom.
Gorilla doesn't stand a chance even if it's a consecutive 1v1. After the third guy at most the gorilla would be so tired any trained fighter could knock it out. It's not a video game, gorillas have extremely poor stamina that doesn't regenerate in seconds or minutes like it's fucking Dark Souls.
I wish this meme was more specific in mentioning whether the humans can use tools or not, whether it is 100 vs 1 or 100 vs 10, and whether the humans are all chads or a mix of women and men of varying strength.
tools allowed, anything for other variables
Humans win every time.
100 vs 1 barefisted chads
Humans win ez
100 vs 10 barefisted chads
Tough fight unless humans just rush the meta and go for the eyes first.
non-chad diverse mix
Gorilla wins
One shot with a gun is all it takes.
misses
Okay now what
Shoot again, and again, and again, and again, until dead. 78% of all magazines ever produced are 30 rounds or greater. And you can have more than 1 magazine. Guns work at great distance. You can casually take your time and try repeatedly until dead long before the retro-nig can make it to you. Assuming the retro-nig even attempts running at you after a very loud bang. Most likely they will flee.
VS Saxton hale
The gorilla would run away from the loud sound of the gunshot.
Ruined by Valve
100 men surrounding the gorillas and furiously groping and humping them to death
Where did retards even get the idea that gorillas were even that big or strong anyway?
Congrats you got passed Easy mode.
Now it's time to seperate the casuals from the pros
You say ALL this bullshit but when that Gorilla screams, beats his chest and runs at you you WILL get demoralized and you WILL run like a pussy
Okay, you go first. You got this.
A leopard will massacre a human who isn't armed.
Youre right about your first point but people have fought off lepards bare handed, they fairly light weight and are ambushed predators. Youd still get fucked up though
lmao at these retards. 10 people are still pretty comfortably taking 1 gorilla, make it 5 people to a gorilla and you'll start to see the gorillas win.
Gorilla fur isn't substantial enough to matter and their muscles aren't covering all of their vitals. You are grossly overestimating how tough a gorilla really is.
The psychological angle is inherently flawed because a single gorilla is getting spooked far quicker than a large group of humans will. Realistically, obviously neither side would be likely to just attack the other without provocation, but that's kind of a non-answer that isn't within the spirit of the question.
King Kong psyopped them into thinking a Trex sized Gorilla could withstand a Trexs Bite and wrestle it to the ground.
And that Gorillas are quick tempered brutes when they're peace loving goofball that just want to eat veggies all day
Gorilla are extremely strong, several times more than the fittest man, but they aren't fucking anime characters that can take on rooms of attackers. I'm pretty sure the debate is more a consequence of people's low opinions of modern men on social media than anything else.
Gorilla loses every time because it gets tired
This is rigged
The man with the rifle will get you pretty much no matter what
But picking him is useless
I'll take the mice
A gorilla could rip off your arm with the same effort as you snapping a branch.
a thousand rats and the bears will make short work of one rifleman
I live dangerously so I'm going to stake my life on the 1000 loyal rat experiment.
with possibly the greatest stamina in the entire animal kingdom.
Myth based on misconstrued research. Humans have some of the greatest stamina specifically in high temperature environments thanks to having bodily adaptations for walking miles in savannas. That doesn't apply to short burst stamina or prolonged physical activity in more temperate environments. Basically humans stand upright and sweat efficiently so we don't overheat as easily as most other species.
10 Lesnars could take a gorilla
You can't pick two dumbo
The rifleman will sneak up on you and blow a hole in you while you're dealing with everything else
the rest will try to kill you
It implies they are coming at you in a mutual wave so you cant count on monster infighting like Doom
Bros, be realistic. If 1 male chimpanzee escaped the zoo, every single person would flee to the exit.
Shit question. If you dont pick the human, he'll just snipe you. If you do pick the human, he'll get overwhelmed. Best chance is the 1000 mice that chould maybe vex a the human to deatth while you get torn apart by the hawks.
actually rigged. either the hunter kills you or the 1000 rats do. needs to be 2 v 7.
My money's on the Lesnars, if someone made a TABS like game out of this idea right now theyd probably ride all the way to the bank off zoomers memeing
This whole "yeah, we would just dogpile it" is stupid nonsense. An ape would decapitate the 1 or 2 people that are too suicidal to run.
100 Lesnars doing a bee ball on a gorilla to superheat it to death
B-B-B-BASED!
Allow me to settle this to a very simple manner.
If you believe that a gorilla can 1v100, then you also need to believe it can 1v1 100 times in a row. This is non negotiable, you need to believe a gorilla can 1v1 a hundred times in a row and win. But it can't, its stamina is limited as fuck, it'll die of exhaustion before it can kill even 25.
The moment you try and invoke psychology into this you failed as well, no monkey wants to beat up 20 humans, much less 100 humans. You can't conceptualize the terror of being actually that fucking surrounded by predators, no ape wants to even have that shit happen, they want to run. 100 humans can absolutely fucking go ham on a monkey, we have crawled through guts blood and charged into pike walls before, and 100 adrenaline fueled tard ragers will absolutely go biblical. I know you're all weak ass no lifters but I know people who moved fridges and heavy shit for a living, they'd beat the fuck out of anyone. You're all projecting limp noodled motherfuckers into it.
Of course. But the OG question asked in a "fight to the death" who wins which implies both sides are about that life and won't run.
You're forced to choose rats, nothing on the chart could protect you from 1000 of the fuckers.
The only exception is if you can choose your environment, in which case a densely vegetated small island in the middle of massive lake (preferably during stormy weather conditions) being guarded by 9 gators while everyone starts at the opposite lake shore would technically be your best bet, but with that much preferential set up you might as well just say "oh well I want to start with a Sherman M4 that has been modified to be piloted easily and intuitively by a single person." In most situations you either choose the rats or get killed in the most gruesome way possible.
Then pick a big animal that can tank a shot and is big enough for you to get behind as cover.
Also the sheer weight in each stepwould just make patties of the mice that get close.
The Bulls are the actual answer, sorry you just suck ass at vidya
Why does no one talk about morale
First 3 or so guys run at gorilla
Get insta stomped/limbs ripped off
Lying on the ground either dead or screaming in pain while the Gorilla covered in blood screams at the rest
That's basically it after that, most people would be terrified and try to run away. Thought that still want to fight would have all the scared people getting in their way
I'd buy it providing the artstyle isn't shit
Sure, but that's a completely different circumstance and group mentality is playing into that. Nobody is looking at a chimp chimping out and thinking to themselves "yeah I'll be fine I have 99 other dudes ready to jump that fucker", it'd be a chaotic every man for himself situation. It's easier to just get the fuck out of there.
What's the source on "a gorilla would be exhausted from fighting one person"?
You can either have both sides acting realistically or neither. The question becomes retarded if only one is acting realistically and the other isn't. What this guy said is true
Because it's been discussed to death. A gorilla is going to shit itself and flee if it sees 100 humans running at it. This scenario only remotely works if you ignore morale, otherwise realistically both sides are just going to avoid the other.
Lesnar would heem 10 gorillas by himself
Stamina doesn't mean shit
It literally only needs to squeeze its hands or step on you to break a limb and put one human out of commission.
When that's the least amount of effort it needs to take out one man it can just casually walk and knock people down and stroll over them and that's it.
Because the implication of the question is that every man is ready fight and gorilla would dealing with all of them practically at once. It's not tearing a guy limb from limb before 5 other guys already on wailing on him.
People that think the gorilla would win are the same retards that think the gorilla would win vs a grizzly bear as well
Why do you assume the human only has one bullet? Or that aoe shockwaves are real? Or that any of that is going to help the hawks from dovebombing you. Fucking bronze rank low elo trash. Kys
gorillas would win vs humans
lmao one single rockthrower would kill an entire tribe of gorillas
Incorrect. Footwork and stamina were a solid 70% of a knights ability to fight, you run out of steam in a fight you're done. You can't invoke that strength if your muscles won't work and you can't even catch the enemy or swing worth a shit if you don't have that.
It can't even fight 20 people, much less 40, much less 60, much much less 80, much much less 100. People have adrenaline brushed off broken bones and crippling injuries and dealt incredible ammounts of damage still.
You don't understand fighting, and that's fine.
OK.
But you cant run away.
You are at the coliseum.
There's walls.
The gorilla will fight like a cornered mouse. And even with desperation there is chaos as some would just try to push others into the gorillas path to placate it. Others would sloppily try to coordinate while some maybe focused others would faint or freak out from the sight of blood and cause commotion and others will be confused or wrongly take initiative or mess up the plan.
I think you're dramatically overestimating how strong gorillas actually are. They'd rip a single person limb from limb, absolutely, but if a gorilla had even 2 or 3 people on each limb, they're not doing shit. You have to remember too that gorillas are very front loaded in regards to muscle mass, they have exceptional pecs and arms but their legs are far less impressive which would leave it vulnerable to being toppled and stomped to death. Even 10 people, assuming male and peak physical condition, would likely be too much. 100 is just insane, gorillas aren't the monsters you think they are.
Seems unrealistic though to assume all 100 people + the gorilla are suicidal and will just fling themselves at each other until they're dead. Self preservation is a thing
I think realistically speaking, 25 dudes could take on one gorilla, without casualties.
Humans can't even kill each other efficiently without weapons or a hard pavement, what are they gonna do to a gorilla?
How do you hurt a gorilla with your bare fists? Where should I be punching/kicking it?
But you cant run away. You are at the coliseum. There's walls.
Humans win easily then. High intelligence means humans understand the situation faster than the ape does and act accordingly.
And even with desperation there is chaos as some would just try to push others into the gorillas path to placate it. Others would sloppily try to coordinate while some maybe focused others would faint or freak out from the sight of blood and cause commotion and others will be confused or wrongly take initiative or mess up the plan.
I get it, you think everyone that isn't you is a fucking idiot.
Honest question to the people arguing in favor of the gorilla, do you honestly think you be able to take on 100 mid-sized dogs coming at you in a life or death situation? That's essentially the same scenario stat wise, and the a single man isn't walking away from that.
it was weird to see this 100 guys vs 1 gorilla thing blow up recently cause we were arguing this shit eons ago on Anon Babble and Anon Babble before that
i am the colosseum. *vomits lions out of every orifice*
Having superior numbers isn't always good. If everyone isn't in unison they will get in each other's way and fuck up any plans they may have
Also if panic sets in it'll spread through the crowd like wildfire
Right, which why the most likely outcome would be the gorilla running a away from a group of one hundred men (which to most would count as a win for the men).
That's essentially the same scenario stat wise
Sure, if you defang all the dogs first
Yeah cause Bulls are gonna just stay still for the mice and are slow animals who totally dont charge or make a stampede. And a hunter totally is gonna have the marksmanship to shoot a fast animal charging at him and have the cool mind to steady his shot and not fumble it or flee.
This is a guy who shops at Cabelas and Bass Pro Shop
Not John Wick
Get
Gud.
aim for the balls
Bro has never heard of crowd crushes.
I don't think understand how much 100 actually is. If a mob of 100 people rushes you, you're getting trampled to death no question.
mandrills scare me
A better comparison would one man vs 100 children I think. Pretty sure the children would kill the dude.
Depends on the situation. If the gorilla doesn't have other gorillas to protect or territory to defend it would almost certainly flee, especially if faced with a mob of people. Even if it has a reason to fight, it's not a mindless beast. A mob of one hundred would scare the shit out of any land animal, regardless of how tough or large it is. I doubt the most frightening and savage animal you can think of would throw itself into a crowd of one hundred people. They'd almost certainly flee.
You need to stop watching anime/playing so much musou.
Superior numbers is always a good thing, if you have so many people that they're not acting in unison then the target is probably just going to get trampled to death anyway.
The gorilla will fight like a cornered mouse
that's about as dangerous as a bull, which humans fight for fun in spain. als consider that human is one of the animals with the highest stamina (only horses have more, that's it, yes, we are number 2), so as long as you keep moving and the animal isn't faster than you (or you can dodge it easily), then you will soon face a complete exhausted opponent who will not fight back anymore.
They lack the striking power to do anything really
They'd have to all get on top of the man and stomp him out
It's 100 vs 10 in OP's picture, even if you manage to throw yourselves at one of them that just means you're sitting ducks for the rest to bash your head in
T. Sheltered idiot whose never seen how disorganized a mob is.
You know you lost when all you can say is
nuh uh cause....well the average person is totally level headed..cause I said so!
Yeah and with 100 of them that'd be really easy.
100 bloodlusted 5 year olds on pcp hungry for gorilla flesh vs 1 elephant sized gorilla
Who wins?
This is a fucking gorilla you sheltered idiot. Not a Korean in a Halloween party or Muslim in Mecca
How, exactly? They lack the leverage to deal any real damage. Are they acting like little demons, clawing and biting everywhere? Do they have weapons? I feel like a hundred five year olds wouldn't be that big of an issue outside of their combined mass making it difficult to move.
Why do so many retards think that this is even close to fair. A gorilla would probably die of exhaustion from trying to kill 100 completely comatose people, trying to take on 100 that are fighting back, lol.
I think a gorilla would consistently win up until you start going past 5 people, then once you start going past 10 people the gorillas would consistently lose
10 humans can take 1 gorilla.
Your argument relies entirely on conjecture and some weird obsession with "humanity le bad". You're probably an American.
ITT: everyone is an armchair zoologist
that's about as dangerous as a bull, which humans fight for fun in spain.
With a sword, training to maneuver around the animal since bulls are predictable, and a group of people to intervene and distract it if it's about to kill you
Even then the bulls still kill matadors every now and then
that's about as dangerous as a bull, which humans fight for fun in spain
The bulls get stabbed dozens of times before the matador fucks with them
Humans fight bulls with spears. Or swords. They dont get in their without any tool. Even Rodeos they need Rope and saddles.
No one has fought any dangerous WILD (tamed russian bears wrestling slavs dont count) large sized animal with their own hands
The gorilla doesn't need to beat 100 people to win, it just needs to give off the impression that it can
If it can strike fear into the group early on it has a big advantage
10 humans can take 1 gorilla.
Describe how