Why did couch co-op die?

Why did couch co-op die?

because online multiplayer was born.

bnuuy

couch co-op

Name 5 games

because people cannot afford couches anymore

Because people got afraid of social interactions.
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There are barely any AAA co-op local games out there, except shovelware you can find in the Nintendo store.

Zoomers don't have IRL friends.

I stopped doing couch co-op because I never visit my friends nor do my friends ever visit me. My cousins also grew up an don't really play video games anymore.

Greedy jews

Bunnys :)

no one owns couches anymore

16:9 monitors killed couch co-op.

Don't know don't care. How's that?

I wis I was as cool as this guy ^^^

our herp randy pitchford is trying to keep it alive

I couch coop modded games all the time, main way I play.
I don't get online for multiplayer. Online sucks ever since cancel culture snowflake moderation started and most people stopped interacting to avoid bans and only talked with friends in game on discord or another private method.
Excess moderation killed actual organic free thought and interaction in online games.

Not at all you play top and bottom instead of side by side splitscreen. 9/16 split in half is ultrawide 9/32. You can often adjust or mod fov to compensate.

i played hat in time co op using remote play
anything as good as hat in time thats on steam?

why do people let rabbits just roam their house since i heard they just shit as they please

I'm guessing because rabbit shit isn't messy since their diet is almost entirely fiber and it's easy to clean up. I'm sure they can have diarrhea but I bet they almost never do. People have dogs and cats and they puke for no reason at all. The real question is why do people have birds. Their shit is always liquid and they don't have sphincters so shit just comes out and they can't control it.

Couch co-op allowed multiple people to play the same game without buying a copy and the "CEO" don't like that anymore

because gamedevs decided that giving the player the ability to share their games with their friends for free was hecking piracy

Most people who keep birds have them in cages or have some sort of mixed indoor/outdoor area that they can leave them in rather than just having them indoors flying around.

They generally do shit in the same location each time, so you can sorta kinda potty-train them.

My old room mate had a rabbit. They eat their own shit because they don't digest everything the first time around, so it would always shit in its own food box instead of the litter area they tried to set up.

Couches died in general.
When was the last time you were on a couch with your bro?

a couple months ago when my mom was here

Devs can't optimize their games for shit and couch co-op means it's more likely for one person to buy a game instead of two

i dont get the appeal of bunnies, they just seem like uninteractive shit monsters

Vintage bnuuy story

Modern devs have no friends so they have no one to play games with.

Unironically a big part of their appeal is their shit:
they poop out small solid balls that don't even soil what they touch - you could even pick it up with your hand and it wouldn't even leave a small stain - when it dries it becomes a dusty ball of dry leaves and hay.

The only animal whose shit is less disgusting is the goat which essentially shits out bullets

Oh no!

chadimals

stay.

Rabbit shits are literally bone-dry pellets from what I am told, just pick them up with a paper towel if it happens.

Pigeon owners sometimes get little diapers their birds can wear so they can follow them around the house without shitting everywhere. They're just these little fabric harnesses that look like covid masks that slip over their wings, and when the bird goes back in its cage for the night you just toss it in the washing machine.

Shalom!

Because game devs forgot how to make a game that can render multiple viewpoints at once without bricking the console

t. doesn't pick up their dogs shit when they shit in someone else's yard

this makes me sad for some reason

see cute animals

get an aggressive urge to beat women and look after cute animals

see animal in distress

get an aggressive urge to beat women and look after hurt animal

see animal hungry

get an aggressive urge to beat women and feed animal

why is this?
anyway couch co-op died because it shifted to always online on either pc or consoles because consoles can make money that way and on pc because pc babs will buy their skins/battlepass while collecting your data to harvest and send.

It allowed people to play the game without buying their own copy, this runs counter to the profit incentive of a corporation.

If animals are real, them why do we need zoos to see them?

Just go outside, champ. Collect yourself a handfull of lads.

You can thank Sun Tzu for that.

What about farms?

look it up

it's real

lolol cute

pigeons are diaperfurs

what are the implications of this

Have you ever played co-op with your gf or female friend?

Yeah we played minecraft. She put our beds next to each other.

look at this sneedster

I feel like he's trying to style on me. Should I be embarrassed?

Fancy fucker

Forcing people to play online means you get more sales

Why did couch co-op die?

Now with remasters they're back.

Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance, Timesplitters, to name a couple that I've played recently

Timesplitters

remaster outside of people making a hackjob out of homefront 2

and a Shalom to you, fellow bunny!

Online multiplayer became more and more prevalent, and online multiplayer has a lot of benefits and very few downsides compared to local multiplayer.

It didn't. This came out like two months ago.

ACKchualy they're scalies since birds are evolved dinosaurs

Because forcing everyone to play online makes companies more money

2-4 copies of a game, 2-4 consoles, 2-4 online subscriptions

vs

1 game, 1 console, 2-4 controllers (the extra controllers you probably bought from a 3rd party manufacturer)

but dinosaurs had feathers. Everyone knows that!

Should furries that are into bird-people specifically be called "featheries"?

I once read an anon say that birds are reptiles larping as mammals. Is there anything to that?

I think they found a fossilized hadrosaur that had preserved scaled but also had clear points in those scales that would have had feathers on them

gracias senor esqueleto!

Because you can sell 4 times as many copies if 4 people can't all play on the same console. Also 4 online subscription services.

People have dogs and cats and they puke for no reason at all

That's because they go outside and eat grass to induce vomiting

Because online became more popular and devs realized they could be greedy and force people to buy their own copy to play with friends

tranimal thread

gracias senor esqueleto!

I like bunnies, but I'm not sure I could care for one.

gracias señor esqueleto!

Cute winged rat

they can die at the drop of a hat, my heart couldn't

I hate rodents and lizards as pets. At worst, they are terrified of you, and see you as a threat constantly, and respond accordingly. At best, they are comfortably tolerant of you, and barely seem aware of your presence beyond you being a warm flesh mound.

hurr durr, but dogs and cats basically do the same thing

No captain niggerfaggot. Cats and dogs do plenty to acknowledge your presence, and interact with you.

Good thing bunnies are leporids.

rats are extremely smart though

rats are extremely sm-ACK

Dude, nobody even knows what the fuck that is. A rat's a rat.

Bnnuy
All-Consuming Beast

Apparently they're like cats but with a lot more poop and worrying about chewing up wires.

I already had problems with my cat chewing wires as-is.

Big Boy!

rats like be petted and cuddled though

It was never a thing for me because I never had friends to play with anyway.

AI slop

getting petted and cuddled

sense minor muscle twitch from hairless two legged creature

have heart attack and die

Lotta love coming from those rabbits.

Ratto Kart

gracias señor esqueleto!