Isn't Tifa supposed to be an experienced fighter? Why does she get slapped silly by a middle aged white woman?

Isn't Tifa supposed to be an experienced fighter? Why does she get slapped silly by a middle aged white woman?

I hope they cut the Scarlet/Tifa slap fight out of the remake. It just seems like a strange reduction of two really powerful characters for the sake of leaning into a gendered cliché and a little too silly for me to find ‘funny’

It's hot

didn't she just escape a room that was being filled with nerve gas or something like that?

Barely a minute before this she was being executed in a gas chamber bro

Stop copy pastaing

based

Stop nooticing

expecting nu/v/ posters to have actually played games

a classic rookie mistake

you sound like a faggot

Scarlet is just that strong

lost to Yuffie, twice

So do you just watch the whole thing or does it become a game at some point?

I agree. Instead they should wrestle naked and covered in oil.

shut the fuck up

No,, this is actually an anime I ran through an AI. I've been fooling you for years.

I recently finished FF 7 og and it wasn't even that good. Don't get me wrong it's not bad but it's just an ok rpg, shows you how important it is to be at the right place and at the right time. Other RPGs from the same time and even later in the FF series are better, on the snes Chrono trigger, earthbound and ff6 are better, later FF games are better too, ff9 is better in every single way, arguably even FF10 and 12 are more enjoyable.

Tifa is white too

Have you considered that maybe you just have siht taste lmao

lezdom is hot but also gay

post date of birth.

True
Nope, it's just that I have played more than 1 jrpg/ff7 isn't my first one, so I don't fit the ff7 fan demographic

Scarlet forces Tifa to rim her and dress like her secretary after defeating her.

she'd force tifa to rim her husband too

She's a fighter but she loses the ojou-sama duel because she has no class

They'll probably make Scarlet attack her in a robot so they can make it into a boss fight.

Females stablish doninance with their tit size.

Tifa was just accepting her place.

It just seems like a strange reduction of two really powerful characters

my first thought when I got to that scene was

the fuck is she doing getting into a slapfight? why doesn't tifa just dolphin kick that bitch into space?

That would make tifa a brute and inept for marriage

Nope

Well you should give it a long hard think then

She had just escaped from a gas chamber after being in a coma for several days.

a yes the famous gas chamber of nerf like in yakuza

Why does she get slapped silly by a middle aged white woman?

Because she does not belong to the Tsubakikoji family or it's maids

Ah yes, the good old "announcing your attack or your presence before commencing the attack, for maximum efficiency. " Classic woman logic

Canonically, who actually has larger breasts, Tifa or Scarlet? Maybe it's just me, but I feel like Tifa should have, at the very least canonically have slightly larger breasts because she was depicted as having huge tits in the original ff7

Tifa big natural
Scarlet big silicone

Tifa has proportionally bigger breasts and Scarlet has bigger breasts by volume. Do also keep in mind, that Scarlet is notably taller than Tifa.

These are the results of my old research: Proportional (not volume) order based on initial entries and specifically the most detailed version within them (FMV takes precedence over the combat model, which in turn takes precedence over field model, which in turn takes precedence over promotional or concept art), if there are several depictions. No sequels, remakes or Dissidia redesigns. Final Fantasy started with IV, because NES sprites are hard to evaluate outside of Dark Cloud, Unne and Hilda, and the latter is reasonably determined only by proxy. Giving Edgar the benefit of the doubt concerning Relm's placement. Let's say she's an early developing ten-year-old. Besides it's not that uncommon in actual reality and everyone below her doesn't have much anyway. Goddess of the Warring Triad based significantly on the Chadarnook painting. Woman must be vital to the story or at least important enough to fight with some lines:

Lenna>Brahne>Faris>Tifa>Lani>Lulu>Scarlet>Beatrix>Celes>Goddess>Aerith>Terra>Rosa>Yunalesca>Barbariccia>Rydia>Serah>Cara>Yuna>Merugene>Ultimecia>Elena>Lightning>Edea>Fang>Vanille>Ashe>Fran>Relm>Rinoa>Garnet>Penelo>Rikku>Selphie>Quistis>Fujin>Yuffie>Freya>Porom>Eiko

I hope they keep it in for the exact same reason.

I feel like Aerith, Elena and Yuffie should be at the bottom. Them having big tits doesn't sit right with me. I know you ranked Yuffie low, but these three all have small tit energy imo

It's going to be over the top action kino

Woman moment

Which ResetEra user posted this

As said, I go by what you physically see in the originals. Aerith has visible cleavage and her breasts push the jacket to the side. Elena is actually well-endowed in her boss fight.
youtube.com/watch?v=-dAVEo20n8I&t=210s

Tetsuya Nomura

Tifa is designed to look like a Japanese girl and focus on cuteness.

dualshockers.com/tetsuya-nomura-details-final-fantasy-7-remake/

I also said the released game takes precedence over concept art, because it's the finalized, most detailed, design.

Hmm Tetsuya Nomura

I really want to matepress impregnate Scarlet.
Is there something wrong with me?

They’ve basically turned Scarlet into Dr. Eggman with tits in the remake series, so I would have assumed that there would be some kind of mech involved, but the director said the slap fight is staying in because people would sperg if it was removed. Makes no sense to me, considering Tifa should be able to easily put Scarlet through a brick wall.

Japanese storytelling in a nutshell: conforming to old anime tropes and just "doing the bit" is more important than telling a story that makes sense.

I got news for you, you're not gay.

My condolences.

Tifa can puck up and piledrive and entire haunted house, but this 40 year old office lady is an even match for her, and smacks her senseless. Gotta love the inconsistency of vidya logic

ff thread by the same tifa coomer for 2315643 day in a row

It would be boring if protagonist didn't struggle against antagonist.

brat correction/attitude adjustment is a fetish anon, you're perfectly healthy

I'm a big fan of Tifa and women fighting women so I enjoy these threads.

She's just some stupid cunt, she shouldn't be able to stand up to some super strong, well train martial artist who has been fighting monsters all around the world for a while now. It should've been a random goon (also female, with a sexy outfit). In the new game i hope they give Scarlett some kinda power up, with materia or something. I wont be playing it anyway, but i look forward to seeing how the scene was handled. I wouldn't be surprised if they changed it around entirely, like how the CPR scene is no longer with Priscilla but with Yuffie instead, and the CPR never actually happens. A scene like "sexy slapfight on a big gun" sounds way too raunchy for modern Squeenix's Ethics Dept.

Me on the right

See me after class~

I'm looking to commission lots of women fighting art. Does anyone know if there's an artist who can help me? Preferably if they're autistic.

I recommend you go through the artists you follow and check if they are available. Pixiv shows next to their name if they are accepting comms and most artists show it in their Twitter nick and gallery profiles. I draw myself too and take commissions but clients usually message me if they want to comm me instead of artist contacting the client.

Currently working a cliffhangeger with hand stomping and falling comic commission

Me offscreen about to get a footjob

basically it makes peepees hard and ur gay
FF7 is just a gigantic fanservice slop game, so it works.

I hope they change it to a spank fight, those jigglebones need to be used.

You sound like exactly what I'm looking for!
Anyway I hope you took my advice and have been doing quick sketch exercises.

Have you caught the anon who ruined you?

but the director said the slap fight is staying in because people would sperg if it was removed

They should've been following that logic when they thought of hiring an ethics department to nerf Tifa's tits.

trvke
I was there when FF7 released and it was meh. Coming off the peak pixel art games it looked downright ugly and the mechanics were simple even for a FF game. The story was okay but it's at best the 3rd best story in the FF series and nowhere in the top 10 for jRPGs as a genre. I'm glad people like it but the amount of glaze it gets kills me.

Who?
All I know is you've posted about me a LOT.
Thanks again for the fanart!

I think it's implied that she was still under the effects of the drugs wearing off. If not then idk

No prob and I wish you best of luck reaching your goal

I hope they redo the slap fight for the modern internet age.

I hope they make it like those videos that start with the shot of the castle (see pic), and Tifa and Scarlet will have to wrestle.... and the winner gets to peg the loser.

Tifa is:

a tomboy

huge knockers

nice ass

beautiful

white

loyal and faithful

does not act like a histrionic woman

young

competent

it's not wonder she is consider top 5 best videogame girls, not even, top 3 for many.

Can you remind me how you ended up a part of this anyway? I don't know why you'd see me making fun of the guy saying the slap fight shouldn't be in remake and think I was obsessed with you or angry about you.

Classic woman logic

It's a classic anime trope, you fucking incel.

Remake has a fight where Rude is spraying down the entire party with a minigun nonstop and it barely even does any scratch damage. Right after a cutscene where the same minigun massacres a bunch of NPCs and also keeps Cloud pinned down behind cover and unable to move.

I just noticed you and your copypastas in 2020 after Remake released and was amused someone would spend years to shitpost about FF7R daily

I live in sector 7, it isn't that bad really

I thought i had it saved, but theres a clip from the first game where Cloud and co. are in front of a big ass metal door, and Cloud chops it with his giant sword and it bounces off. The clip then cuts to a later scene, showing him slicing ENTIRE FUCKING BUILDINGS IN HALF with the same sword later in the game lol

I live in Scarlet's shoe, it's comfy

Its not about just winning, it is about honor and winning in equal terms. It is the same when angewomon beat ladydevimon in the digimon anime. Or how Goku and vegeta took turns to beat kid buu instead of together.

If i was in charge of the slap thing, i would have them fight first, with scarlet using a robot suit (a smaller one) as the boss fight of the chapter. Then, the suit is destroyed, both scarlet and tifa are someway damaged in the process leaving them tired but not done, and the slapping sequence starts after, like a last effort to win and humilliate the other.

Haaag slaaaaag!!!

Baaar harlooot!!!

Kys samustroon

But you claimed you're the one who broke me and that I was angry with you about something, and that made no sense.

2 old men kiss during their 1v1

Tifa and Scarlet don't

fuck this gay earth

I took notice of you explaining yourself and your behavior that some anon in 2020 ruined your fun and I thought it was me because I pointed out your copy pasta spamming in FF7R threads. Then you explained the guy who ruined your fun was someone who tried to uncover your identity so I realized it wasn't me.

But dude. It's been 5 years. You been the dedicated villain of FF7R threads for 5 years now with your daily posting. I doubt you ever going to catch the dude who you feel wronged you. If you want, I can play his role in your lil' theatre but honestly I think your only winning move would be simply stop playing. People are not going to stop discussing FF7R, they know your villain origin story and the whole arc. No matter how much you going to try explain you've been merely pretending to be retard and hide behind multiple layers of irony all this time, it's not going to make you come off any less retarded. You are the guy who has used his personal time to spam copypastas to FF7R threads daily for 5 years and counting.

men are allowed to grapple topless with sexual implications

women aren't

Fucking double standards.

some anon in 2020 ruined your fun

Huh?

villain of 7R threads

Not really, you and the other guy are the only ones who have ever noticed or taken an interest in me. And I don't want people to stop discussing 7R. I liked Remake, and Rebirth was even better. It is fun to make fun of the worst 7R takes though, like removing the slap fight.
You don't have to hate 7R to find that take funny.

The other guy you mentioned finally understood I'm not making fun of the games, I'm making fun of the worst fans. Seems you haven't caught on yet.
After all, you don't have to hate XV to think Barry is a retard right?

I like it when boobs are pressing against boobs :)

titty squish is indeed a wonderful thing

I don't care about neither XV nor Barry. The last time we spoke you said you are doing your whole sthick because someone in the threads wronged you. Then you explained it further that it was someone who tried to doxx you. I don't know now if you were honest or if you ever been honest. All I know that you have spent years to spam copypastas to FF7R threads and you have been making excuses for it and trying to explaing the hidden layers you operate with. All in all, it's just lot of words that in the end don't change the ungodly amount if time and effort you've spent with your whole farce that's old enough to enter pre-school soon.

Pretending to be retarded for so long is retarded.

Me mini materia'd between them

Looking forward to this fight more than Sephiroth.

That post is so ironic that you saving it to your computer as if it’s some kind of genuine truth bomb says a lot about the kind of retards I post with on this website.

There's no difference between you and them

Nobody wronged me, but yeah the other guy tried to doxx me because he was so mad about me making fun of him. I'm not sure why you and he were the only ones to ever take notice of me, but the other guy gave up when he realised all the info he gathered on me turned out to be wrong.
When you say "people know my origin story" what do you mean? Please tell me you think the reddit screencaps are of my account because that would be very funny. Even the other guy eventually accepted that wasn't the case.

If you have to explain the joke, it's not very good joke. If you spend 5 years to daily shitpost and copypaste spam ironically, then you have unironically spent 5 years to daily shitpost and copypaste spam.

I'm not explaining the joke. I'm asking you what you think my origin story is. Or maybe I could ask anyone else since apparently everyone knows it. If it's not the reddit thing, then what was it?

It should be a full street fighter mini game

two really powerful characters

Are you talking about each of Tifa's tits? Cause Scarlet is just a bimbo who only has some power within the Shinra company.

FFVII is near the peak of the series, only really being surpassed by X.
I used the think IX was better too, but after replaying both, VII is definitely better than it.

Last time we spoke, you said you been doing your thing for 5 years because in 2020 someone wronged you. I thought it was me and I told you that. Then you said it was a guy who tried to doxx which ruled me out. But according to you, your whole motivation to do your thing has been because some anon caused you pain in 2020 when you started spamming your copypastas and shitposting daily.

When you came clean with why you started doing your whole thing, you seemed real and I wanted to admit it had been me who caused you fall into this insane downward spiral. Because I felt you deserved knowing that and that it could help you move on. But now it's back to you hiding behind new layers of irony and how this whole thing is just some 4d joke and meta commentary. Maybe you don't want to stop. Maybe your motivation never was to get back at the guy who pushed you. Maybe you simply need to do this and pretend it's just some elaborate scheme and attempt of joke that others simply don't get. I don't get it. I doubt many of here get it. Maybe you really love FF7R games but something compels you to spend your days for years to shitpost in the threads and spam your copypastas. I don't think we will ever reach the punchline that would clear the doubts. Maybe you just need to keep going for the reactions and because if you called it quits now, it all would have been for nothing.

As I said earlier today. I wish you the best luck achieving whatever your goal is or whatever you change your current goal to be.

For retards who never actually played the original. Tifa was almost gassed to death moments before this.

She is way weaker than usual and Scarlett slaps first. Tifa probably thinks slapping back is both justified and the only physically feasible response in her state.

There's also a squad of grunts pointing their guns at Tifa which is the only reason Scarlet even has guts to get close enough to slap Tifa in the first place

WHITE GENES
WHITE GENES
WHITE
GENES
WHITE GENES

OUTSLAPPED

OUTWITTED

OUTEXPERIENCED

Holy mother of wrong.
FFF7 has the best story twist in all of gaming. Cloud is a fucking LOSER.

All the general gaming public knows is that Aerith dies. I am actually excited to see how they pull off the reveal in part 3.

There is no twist anymore. Cloud being a loser is foreshadowed so hard in Part 1 and 2 it's not even going to be a surprise when they do reveal it.

Oh trust us, plenty have noticed your autistic ass.

Ah yes, the gas that makes it so you can form a fist despite Tifa running full sprint just prior and isnt referenced at all during the encounter.

That's because you already know the twist, dumbass.

Great job anon, now the remake team will give us a stupid slow limping animation as Tifa walks along the Mako Cannon.

Also nice job misspelling fist faggot.

Hojo straight up said he remembers that Cloud was never a SOLDIER in Remake.

yeah, and whats little timmy gonna think

wait if hes not a soldier then what is it? why is he so strong? i bet hes secretly sephiroth brother or his clone? im basing this on his past, headaches and connection to sephiroth

or

yeah hes a loser, he thinks hes zack and he was a shinra grunt

I dont care what they do honestly these games are shit and im not playing them but lets just be honest that this scene is just "japanese humor" in the vein of Honey Bee

Nope, he is about to say it but before he can finish the sentence, time janny ghosts take him away.

In OG too it was foreshadowed at the 2nd reactor bombing with President Shinra outright saying he doesn't remember Cloud being Soldier when Cloud introduced himself as Soldier 1st Class.

Oh yeah the localisation did fuck that up bigly. I hate Americans so god damn much.

Though the other guy is right, it was being built up like he was gonna say something like "you're so much more"

You are a genuine fucking retard. FF9 was basically just all "comfy" aesthetic with absolutely zero substance. A poor FF4 knockoff.

To make it more believable in 3D they might actually keep it to two slaps only and remove the mini game portion of it. Something like

Bunch of Shinra soldiers finally corner Tifa on the canon, she has nowhere to go

Scarlet appears from behind them

Scarlet tries to provoke Tifa

Tifa takes the high road, and whatever she says irritates Scarlet

In a flash of anger she slaps Tifa, and then Tifa slaps her back making Scarlet fall on her butt

Tifa jumps as she already spotted the Highwind and she was just stalling for time

Extending the slap fight beyond two slaps might be hard.

Ding ding. Stories have conditioned us to think a secret past holds epic secrets. FF7 uses this expectation against the player and Sepherioth uses it against Cloud. He is more likely to believe himself a clone than a loser. As is the player.

Clouds past is so unbreakable it is the last thing any player would expect. When he takes off his helmet in the Flashback, that is the greatest twist in gaming.

Tifa ball

ultimate surrender the goat

Uuuuh...censorship bros?
Isn't she like under 30 years of age in this scene?

No mention of her using Shinra soldiers as her furniture

This isn't Scarlett

Yes, and?

Give me the qrd on the remake cuz i stopped playing it because gameplay was boring, is rebirth better?
I played OG

I hope someone cut you into pieces

I want to kill this anon

It's pretty damn good but you'll probably dislike it if you couldn't into remake's gameplay.

The opening sequence in Rebirth feels identical to Remake in a bad way

slow walking sections

QTE cutscenes

Vacuum mini game

But thankfully it is all uphill from there. The introduction of mantling brings much needed verticality to the game.

you said you been doing your thing for 5 years because in 2020 someone wronged you.

I don't remember that. Are you sure you were talking to me? I don't remember being "wronged"
I love 7R myself, and I already told you it's just fun to make light of the worst takes. You see how the slap fight thing is stupid, I'm sure.

Anyway, I'll ask again. What was the origin story?
And just out of interest, why do you think everyone else ignores me aside from you and the other guy, who to his credit has moved on. Now you're the only one who is fighting the anti-jim fight.

Oh nice, a second anon. I'm sure you can tell me what my origin story is. Unless... you just so happen to have the exact same lack of info as our artist friend?
Also please don't insult autistic people, juju has autism, and is proud of it. It's not something to be ashamed of.

Its more so of midgar being FUCKING boring even in the OG so an entire game of Midgar was ass, theres also the fact that every new shit they added to pad out midgar felt like filler, like the not-sephiroth biker

Being autistic is a mental defect.
You are just as crazy as any troon posting here.

Blame nips unable to accept short jrpgs, just make it 20 or 15 hours prologue

slender pronounced nose

wide eyes

shapely face

strong profile

In what universe does this look Asian to you have you ever seen an Asian without surgery to look more white

I fucking love hebe Tifa.

well it’s what the japanese wish they looked like.

¡Dios mío!

fpwp

If someone were to make a 3D series of Tifa vs Scarlet , what would you like to see. I am planning to make a bunch of catfighting, wrestling, femdom and lezdom content

She was having an off day

True pornKINO.

play Rumble Roses, if you haven't, and throw in some h-moves
rough strapon with hair pulling
bush

>a tomboy

first post most incorrect post, she's quite feminine actually
aerith is the tomboy

She's 15 btw. The best age.

You sound like pretty cool guy. I'm personally fond of piledrivers and anything that leaves the victim's butt up. I don't remember seeing clothesline in Tifa vs Scarlet so I guess Scarlet clotheslining Tifa with the impact making the tits bounce would be cool

God Rumble Roses was great.

that tribbing position that's basically amazon position

And who am I? What can you tell us about me? It might help others spot me in future. What do I do, and how did it all begin?

You sound desperate. Why did you even come to this thread?

A clothes-ripping brawl. Seconding a good clothesline for the wrestling side of things.

You are the insane autistic man arguing with himself in this and every other FF7 related thread.

You just don't understand his humor

Scarlet

powerful

Scarlet has implants so Tifa.

bait

Any proof that Scarlet has implants? Or are you just haters