How will the current switch 2 posts age in a few years?

How will the current switch 2 posts age in a few years?

Nintendo is not your friend.

shitposting in 2017 had some level of thought and logic

I miss those days. Now eric just yells lies in all caps and says you are mad.

you're right it's my lover

I don't care about console war faggorty (I'm not 12 or Mexican), but it's very funny that a post made you seethe for 7 years

Still supporting them btw.

anon gets absolutely obliterated and people still make fun of him because nobody has ever been so wrong on Anon Babble

lmao you're seething!!!!

You must have been posting similar shit at the time.

and bitter poorfags insulting me for enjoying videogames are?

grow up.

I don't care about console war faggorty

You do. You could probably say its your entire personality.

corporations aren't my friends but anti corporate obsessives are my enemies.

Normalfags buy into nintendo more than playstation. So any complaints the average joe have, the retards buy into anything with enough brand power. See nvidya, playstation, xbox, apple etc.

I do genuinely think that the switch 2 will be considered a failure compared to the switch

You are going

Haha told you so, I win!

To a ghost. You don't even know if said anon even posts anymore. Fuck he could be dead.
If it was someone with an identity, I'd get it.

Good luck with that.

The Wii U also sold out on pre-launch.

Google Psychological projection.

overpriced

Wasn't the switch a good deal?

All of these points were valid. Tendies just prove that they notoriously have terrible standards

Just did. Now what?

steam deck sold 4 million units
no wonder valvegans are so insecure and seething at the switch 2 getting millions of people trying to preorder

Stew for brains that you have, it's more or less about wages.
Anonymous as everyone else. That's why i'm still on Anon Babble. I wish gamefaqs was as active as Anon Babble but alas.

Sure. 720p on a handheld display in 2017 isn't an issue. Steam Deck did that 5 years later and wasn't an issue.

A 3 hour battery life on a handheld wasn't an issue. That's basically the bar for handheld battery life.

Nintendo never needed 3rd parties and that isn't an issue for them.

Gyro took off.

The shitty processor lead to more first party titles at 1080p and 60fps than Microsoft or Sony were making on their non shitty processors.

Switch wasn't overpriced.

Sony fanboys are coping hard to this day. "It's just selling because it's a handheld." And the other handhelds aren't even selling lmao

console drought. playstations are constant hits. nintendo consoles on the other hand, half of them fail. most people hadn't bought a nintendo console is 2 or 3 generations.

tendies very happy to be scammed by the big corporation

No, they aren't. But they do make products that I want to purchase with my disposable income

Don't know why my joy causes certain "people" so much pain

because nobody has ever been so wrong on Anon Babble

this is a lie btw.
there is still bloodborne vs splatoon anon.
he never ate his dicks and crows

What's a sony fanboy in your opinion? When people don't like mario, zelda or Pokemon anymore? People in these threads are insane, more than Anon Babbletards lmao

the biggest butthurt fanboys are valvegans
since the switch 2 was announced they've been trying so hard to shill the deck as a better thing
then when cyberpunk gameplay came out showing the switch 2 runs games much better they had a meltdown

What's a Anon Babbletard in your opinion? When people don't like the untruthful disinginuous liars that post on Anon Babble?

tendies shilling a 2020 game

Because those people are mostly poor or don't have easy access to modern Nintendo games. Its mostly envy and insecurity driving them.

They're my only friend

Sony isn't either
:)

The internet is literally full of them, mate. There's other forums and they got tens of thousands of posts or youtube and twitter. All they do is obsess about Nintendo or talk about Sony's sales or GOTY.

fbbp

My only issue is that I was out volunteering for search and rescue over the day when the Switch 2 preorders went live and I wasn't able to secure a preorder so I'm either going to have to pay scalper tax or wait for a couple of months to get one.

what will your cope be when every game from now on will be running better on the switch 2 than the deck?

switch

8 years of the same device

malfunctions easily

but price eventually low enough to purchase multiples

buyers and parents get a couple replacements over the years

monopolizing exclusives people care about

switch 2

false scarcity and limited quantities

scalpers and bots buy asap in this era

zero figures on pre-ordered amounts to compare with switch 1

price hike

hmm.. maybe they'll be okay but not sure, it might not look good until 2027 if we compare trends

nintendo limits quantities so almost every console sold out since the snes but we also live in a pre order era so idk if that means much

this doesn't get pointed out enough;
with the Switch, it's the first time almost ever that nintendo doesn't have two systems out at the same time, one proper home console and one handheld. for the first time they have only one system out.

Digital Foundry got owned hard too. I don't even know why they doubled down with lying, they're only losing more credibility

Dude, in Japan more than 2 million people registered for a chance to get one ONLY on the Nintendo store.

The original Switch sold like 300k at launch.

This console is gonna break some records whether this shithole likes it or not lol.

They didn't have a handheld for the entirety of the 80s. They were doing arcade games and the NES.

both look bad, enjoy your less blurry 2020 game bro

Can someone explain why anti-nintendo fags have been seething so hard lately? I've been seeing the same "Switch 2 hype has been underwhelming" threads since last night

I trust them more than the Sony Republicans who have been shitting up the board for years

No N-Gage being the Game Boy Advance Killer

Do you guys remember that one thread that was implying the Switch 2 could en up like the Dreamcast? Lmao it's gonna be fun to look back at that.

They believed the boycott was actually a thing and not just a loud minority.

will be more like a 3ds

Sony

Republicans

????

it's mostly mindbroken valvegans

lol newfag
Salefaggottry is annoying regardless of who does it but the good thing about it is exposing companies lying. Most recently case with ac shadows being a flop. Fanboyism is just sad to watch. This happens for anything really.

we are on your side tendie, they are scamming you, those games are 40 bucks at most

companies are not your friend

In other news; water is wet

The 3DS is the opposite of the Wii U, funnily enough. It did poorly right off the bat, but it got better as it went on.

Worst case scenario the Switch 2 will end up like the GBA, probably more.

3DS

the 3ds didn't need anything to kill it. it sold like shit compared to the DS without a nintendo home console alternative at the time. meaning nitendofans didn't have ANY other options and they still didn't buy one.

Sony has no games for the remainder of the ps5's existence

the steam deck never took off, has inconsistent support, and is more of a niche thing

massive amount of poor anons who can't afford a switch 2

the GC is finally getting a virtual console with online multiplayer for F-Zero/soul caliber II, undercutting physical retro game sales and emulators

Take your pick.

N-gage wasn't a device killer in any way. It was an attemtp to make a dual system merging mobile and with a proper gaming system.

I can't wait to buy BOTW for the third time

They ran out of material and the Switch 2 release is drawing near. Also, the previous Famitsu weekly showed how the Switch 1 is still selling well in Japan, so they know that there's still a high chance that it will beat the PS2's new imaginary amount of consoles sold.

Ah, so all of the above

Why aren't console wars banned at this point?
It's the same shit every single time.

OP baits like the faggot he is

retarded browns fall for it

learn the meaning of words
calling everything you don't like bait just makes you look like a butthurt retard

GBA wasn't a failure by any means it just got replaced in a short amount of time, with the DS coming out 3 years later. Until the Switch it was the fastest selling console. I don't see a Switch 2 successor coming anytime soon, advancements in hardware aren't as fast anymore and generations last longer.

It's the only company with any form of news in gaming, also anything remotely odd will trigger their desire to shit on Nintendo just for being Nintendo. The only real problem with Nintendo has been the higher prices but that snowball isn't new at all. NoA president going full Don Mattrick doesn't matter; western branches are irrelevant

the GC is finally getting a virtual console with online multiplayer for F-Zero/soul caliber II, undercutting physical retro game sales and emulators

This is not going to work. GC arrived way too late + paywalled.

Why aren't console wars banned at this point?

Because console wars is your shitpost for "shit discourse bothering me"

I don't hate nintendo, i just don't play their games anymore. Also i don't care about portables, i actually hate my smartphone for much it's needed nowadays. If people here weren't addicted to shitposting, these threads would be cold like jannies hot pockets under the couch. They have to clean it up, ya know?

Both use the same tactics and have the same superiority and inferiority complex.

If you removed them both, Anon Babble would improve 1000 fold.

Talk shit. Get hit.

Youtube ragebait/ad money crap adds a lot of fuel to the fire. The more successful Nintendo becomes the more views they get and that inspires other youtubers to do the same thing.

Because the report system still asks for captchas. I hate captchas so i don't bother. Jannies should be in this thread but hot pockets are also in the microwave so ya.

Tendies on suicide watch

holy. fucking. shit.
i can't wait to play all the exclusive games!

I know that, that's why I can see the Switch 2 doing even better numbers than the GBA since the former won't get replaced fast as the latter.
Everyone compares the Switch 2 to the WiiU or the 3DS when its closest equivalent is actually the GBA.

They didn't have a handheld for the entirety of the 80s.

the NES was 1983 and the gameboy was 1989. considering the state of the industry back then it's reasonable.

It will work because normal people and casuals don't give a shit, don't know about, or don't want to set up dolphin. A handheld Nintendo system with a GC library that runs at 120fps is, by itself, a system seller for a certain segment of millenials.

Funniest thing about the Switch 2 is watching tendies act like they're rich all of a sudden.

sudden

switch sells way more games than any other platform, meanwhile pc vegans gloat about pirating because they can't afford games

It will work because normal people and casuals don't give a shit, don't know about, or don't want to set up dolphin.

Exactly why it won't work; extremely niche feature with lack of players that arrived long after people beyond its niche numbers were craving for it. It should have been at Wii U gen with Switch and Switch 2 boosting the games avaiable for it.

The Switch 2 might get cannibalized by the original Switch if it doesn't offer anything significantly better as a handheld because now people are going to be able to buy a used Switch for cheap. It could be a situation where it's like the Game Boy Advanced was to the original Game Boy: objectively successful but not nearly as iconic. The alternative is it's like the ps2 and ends up an even bigger success than the first iteration but I can't see that happening in this economy. It can't become a Wii U unless there's a direct competitor released (steam deck doesn't count)

I was spiritually wealthy in 2017, now I'm actually wealthy.

they're rich all of a sudden

cheapest console

Cheaper games

cheaper online paywall if they take that bait

No wonder, PS and Xbox cucks are bleed hard with expensive everything in comparison.

Funny because the majority of youtubers bitching about it are going to buy it anyways. They did this same shit during the switch 1 era

The company whom I work for is, though.
They even said we're like family :D

ps5 only has got 1 game in all the years it's been out and it's selling fine
switch 2 is more than guaranteed success with all the power it has compared to the switch 1 and already has 2 big exclusives within it's first month

Reminds me of Anon Babble a few weeks before the election. Just constant anti Trump spam

ps5 only has got 1 game

don't try to make real life arguments based on Anon Babble logic
irl the PS5 has literally everything

ps5 only has got 1 game in all the years it's been out and it's selling fine

No, it doesn't. It only has one exclusive to create the impression it has games; in relaity has zero killer apps. Only sells due the brand name (from old times) and because the other version (xbox) is borderline nonexistant; even with that PS5 hasn't been free of troubles. Imagine what could happen if they were all alone with no copeouts

It looks exactly like a 2025 shitpost, just missing the word slop somewhere

do you think that anon killed himself?
the absolute BTFO would be unbearable

They're scared

So can they add VRR after launch or not? I'm seeing conflicting reports. I don't have a TV that supports it yet

All this thread demonstrates is that Nintendo fans hate other platforms, and have never been idorts. Look at how much scathing hatred they have towards PC users, despite claiming to own PCs.

a normalfag friend of mine who doesn't use the internet recently bought the ps5 and literally complained it has no games almost immediately

scared of what? if they are successful you will be scammed anyway bro

All this thread demonstrates is that Nintendo fans hate other platforms, and have never been idorts.

Stop´projecting, anon

Oh, get off your high horse. Look at this thread and show me even one person who doesn't look at the PC platform with disgust. It's nothing but console warriors jerking off muh nintendo sales.

Not him, but I partially agree. Being a willing participant in financially supporting Nintendo's horrible business practices is proof that they hate the video game industry as a whole.

Idort here: false. Also, you aren't an idort, ACfag.

mods themselves are probably making these threads, just like faglord on Anon Babble

Neither Microsoft, Valve or Epic Games, no company is your friend, period

do you really expect rational discourse from a tranime poster?

Neither are tranime artists or their characters they created to funnel money from your pockets.

and you are brown

GABEN IS MY FRIEND AND SALVATION
I OWN NOTHING AND I AM HAPPY RENTING GAME FROM HIM

PCfags shit on tendies everyday

"Why do tendies hate us?"

Gee I wonder why

I can tell the first poster is a Twitterfag from a mile away

even a single, slightly pro-nintendo thread

waaaahhhhh this is console warring delete it now!!!

a dozen anti-nintendo threads or blatant sony shilling threads

silence

Same as the original, 8 years of constant impotent seething from this faggot board. And then the cycle will begin again with retards claiming that the Switch 3 will fail, this time for real.

The switch 2 will sell well, extremely well even. But it will absolutely fall short of Switch 1 numbers. I'm guessing ~80-100mil total lifetime sales for hardware.

Still a resounding success, but freeks here will be doomers about it.

I can't justify $600 for the console, then 10 x $20 for the amiibo cancer, for Prime 4 which I'll beat in one night.
None of the other games look good either, just more soulless corporate UI slop on hastily made games that lack the charm of their earlier entries in the series. Regret not just pirating for the Switch and I'm for sure going to do it for the Switch 2.

Depends on if they end up ever dropping prices. Its going to get particularly egregious when 4 year old games end up staying at 80.

Unless this is nintendos play to finally bring back greatest hits, and then fucking price them at 59.99.

you aren't an idort

This coming from Mr. "all PC games and multiplats are shit" himself.

switch got lucky with covid, the switch 2 doesn't have that privilege

I know this is a hard concept for you, but it means that it doesn't mean anything at all.

Hardcore fans and scalpers will almost always wipe out a console before release. What really matters is how quickly you see them in stores consistently. But who knows how that'll end.

Okay

I miss the art of shitposting too but don't go pining for fucking 2017 on me like it wasn't plenty terrible already.

How many threads have you guys spammed for the past week alone? calling people vegans and steamies for not worshipping Nintendo? FFS you're unironically making threads praising Cyberslop 77. You may as well praise the latest Call of Duty, do you have no shame?

Sums up my feelings on the release.

Prime 4 which I'll beat in one night.

Stop treating games like it's a race.

Enjoy them.

Im in the same boat. I make decent money in a brain dead office job but I just can't justify that cost when there are so many better alternatives.

And mario kart world while interesting isn't all that appealing anymore. Borrowing a friends switch 2 for a weekend would scratch that itch.

You really have nothing to say unless you lie, huh?

That's fine.

smart individual

current nintendo it's pathetic bro, what a shame

Show me a single Nintendo thread that didn't devolve into shitting on PC users as a whole.

I'm not speedtrannying though, Metroid games are short as hell. I beat Dread 100% in 8 hours on my first playthrough while zonked. Even if I spaced it out over 2, MAYBE 3 days (really pushing it there) it's still not worth it for 1 (one) game.
Yeah I just dropped a few hundred on a new keyboard and I know I'll be using it almost daily, but 2-3 nights if I reaaally wanted to spread out my time with Metroid Prime 4 is just not worth it.
Okay

Yep. Totally not just scalpers, btw. The demand is real for Switch 2™. As alive as GPUs and PC gaming.

No. What else you got?

nintendo fans never shit on PC users, we're good fri-ACK!

The PS4 will be more than 1/8 of a century older than the switch 2

Didn't say that either. Feel free to continue this chain ir not.

Man, the 5000 series release was embarrassing as shit. At this rate I don't think even the 6000 series is going to cement 4K as the new standard, since games are so piss-poorly optimized these days that all the UE5 garbage with always on gaytracing and the whole other slew of shit probably still won't do 4K native 60fps.
Sad ass niggas paying literally $5,000 to some third worlder on ebay for a 5090, all to play the newest shit and still having to use all the gimmick crutches to get a playable FPS.

didn't say that either

Doesn't matter. I'm holding you accountable for his sins. You no longer get to hide behind anonymity.

Fine by me.

You know, it's really hard to believe "Tendies are the worst now!" from the people spamming cp on the whole catalog

And considering which fandom houses Smash Brothers and Splatoon, who do you think is responsible for the cheese pizza?

valvegan trannies of course

How many threads have you guys spammed for the past week alone?

Zero. How many seethe threads have you made for the past hour? lol

Tendies are brain dead

>the steam deck never took off, has inconsistent support, and is more of a niche thing

only the last part is true. the steam deck is an enthusiast luxury device that sold millions. it has no "exclusives," and its value is proportional to having many older games and a library of ROMs.
it blew it out of the park in terms of its relative sales numbers. it neither replaces the switch (especially since it was an inconsistent switch emulator outside of bing bing wahoo) nor is mogged by it. it's literally just a different market

Holy Fpbp

Probably ecker and his child sex trafficking discord of gaybear steam faggots.

>the GC is finally getting a virtual console with online multiplayer for F-Zero/soul caliber II, undercutting physical retro game sales and emulators

exactly how does this inspire seethe again? it changes literally nothing about emulation, and physical sales are literally niche by their nature.

fpbp, but of course you stirred the hornets nest of sycophantic nintendo fanatics who make it their mission to defend their golden calf on Anon Babble

I'll go to Best Buy at 12 AM and get my Switch 2, then I'll enjoy my 4 day weekend .

zero

lol
You guys have been jerking off Switch 2 ports since day 1.

The fanbase where the vice-ceo was a gay pedo who tried to have sex with a 15 year old boy?
Who was that again? Oh yeah, Sony!

poorfags still seeting at this man affording all he wants for his gaming hobby

proof that those who can't be better can only be bitter

then 10 x $20 for the amiibo cancer

Then don't buy the amiibo...?

needing to be rich to drop $500 on electronics

you *do* have fun money budgeted from your expenses, no?

I used to hate these kind of people because the life of the consumer terrified me and I swear I would never fall into it.
Then I started creating, I have a good job, but I also have an artistic hobby and people like my stuff online, I feel completely fulfilled, so I can enjoy consuming shit without guilt, now I can get excited about video games, Pokemon cards, manga or whatever the fuck without feeling like a waste.
I would recommend it too.

You're forced to if you want all the content in a game retardbro.

and yet if I say that I prefer Pc gaming to snoy products, you cite this as a bad thing and call me a vegan. Now isn't that just downright curious?

You're free to spend your money on whatever you want but if you buy ten zillion dollars worth of gengar toys and post that online you're bound to get called a faggot.

The funko pops is what does it for me, fucking redditors would buy anything as long as its advertised as "nerdy"

That's it?

That Meowth thing is creepy as shit, even more than the consoomer rainbow vomit everywhere.

8 years of seething and 8 more years to come.

Look at this thread and show me even one person who doesn't look at the PC platform with disgust.

Looking at PC with disgust doesn't mean brand loyalism. It means your fucking shitstain of a platform is that way due the abomination called Windows OS.

Being a willing participant in financially supporting Nintendo's horrible business practices is proof that they hate the video game industry as a whole.

Not Nintendo's but industry as a whole; this wave of practices aren't new and Nintendo has never been eager to jump into trends inmediately.

is proof that they hate the video game industry as a whole.

Good. Modern industry deserves all the shit they can get just like their consumers. If not idorting you're fucked

all the content

and exactly what is this "content?"

It means your fucking shitstain of a platform is that way due the abomination called Windows OS.

Then why don't you use Linux?

UMMM, IT'S NOT POPULAR, SO THAT MAKES IT BAD

Amiibos are cosmetic

buying amiibo for the content

You deserve to suffer go buy the amiibo, it's an obligation now

I never had a conversation with you about vegan matters my dear schizo anon, you're confusing me with someone else
And I think the reason some anons started to use the term vegan is because some PCfags can't help but brag about how superior they are to consolefags even in console threads, especially when no one asked, just like vegans

you're bound to get called a faggot

by jealous broke people who wish everyone lived in the same misery as them
insults coming from below aren't offensive, if anything they're flattering

Then why don't you use Linux?

This cope. The real question would be "then why pc users don't use Linux?" and you're not ready to deal with that answer.

people have.... le choices?! this is bad!

You will never be me

I love how you include amiibos like if it's a requirement lol

And I think the reason some anons started to use the term vegan is because some PCfags can't help but brag about how superior they are

And you guys spending every waking moment bragging about Nintendo sales is somehow different... how?

zoomer too young to remember things like SR gating an entire difficulty for the game behind the gay little figures, or Epona in BotW (was one time and can be lost in-game)

Oh boy.

lying through his teeth

Oh boy.
Damn, shills out in full force today.

You're making me shit and piss myself in fucking anger anon, Doug Bowser sue this man!!

reporting real sales numbers is "bragging" now

You're still trying this?

Anon Babble is the only place i've ever seen talk about amiibos like it's a hard requirement

I hate Tendies

The only interesting thing about Anon Babble's console warring is that they aren't pro-Sony, they aren't pro-Microsoft, they aren't pro-Valve, they aren't really pro ANYBODY. They're just vehemently anti-Nintendo.

So the guys that keep perpetuating it day in and day out aren't fans for anybody, they're just completely tortured where Nintendo is ocncerned.

implying that a game is bad if it doesn't sell 20 million copies is bad, and is thus on par with bragging like a child

Yes. You're a consoomer that only cares if a game makes money.

i'm assuming most people that are buying these have jobs and are paid enough to not worry about spending $450-$500 on a console

good to know sales numbers hurt you so bad because they destroy your narrative

It might be because even fans of Nintendo can't discuss the damn games because the fanbase as a whole is obnoxious to the point where discussion can't reasonably exist.

go into Xenoblade thread

console wars and porn

go into Splatoon thread

console wars and child porn

go into Zelda thread

console wars and porn

Video game discussion? Golly gee willickers, what's that?!

Like a glass of milk in a desert

choices

Don't delude yourself. People doesn't format their computers to install linux or to be free from MS's grasp, that's a crushing minority in a sea of normies

how deranged are we to think bad Anon Babble threads are the native fanbase
nevermind "the nintendo fanbase"

If anything, sales numbers destroy YOUR narrative, because many games I like are pretty successful. And you keep coming up with excuses as to why that doesn't count as being successful.

Tell me, if sales make a game better, then shouldn't Minecraft be the best game ever made, surpassing Mario and Zelda and even Pokemon?

Says something retarded

"Wow, I triggered so many people"

amiibos aren't cosmetic

when was the last time an amiibo had important content locked?

child porn

splatoon

Just because Americans are trying to shift the overton window on porn to the right so they can go full Korea on censorship doesn't mean you've gotta fall for it anon

Until evidence to the contrary shows up, I have no reason to believe otherwise.

What is that schizo narrative? I don't care enough to give him much attention

ackhually sales are bad

lmao the mental gymnastics of haters

God damn Tendies have a victim complex, every company can and should get shit, but the moment anyone criticizes Nintendo, Tendies start crying about how anti-nintendo everyone is being.

say something retarded

project said assburgers onto others and immediately handwave after getting BTFO for being an ignorant nog who doesn't know anything

kek

whataboutwhataboutwhatabout

You could at least try and appear to be arguing in good faith here, shilltroon.

They're just vehemently anti-Nintendo.

Kind of makes sense if you assume the "Anon Babble doesn't play games" shitpost; hates vehemently the only company that makes videogames and stick to gameplay above everything. Kind of funny

They're just vehemently anti-Nintendo.

Ignoring the fact that the mods/jannies are clearly biased towards nintendo. That since brawl the catalog has become completely unbearable every time Sakurai farts. That the same posters who rightfully shit on every single anticonsumer practice done by Valve or Sony or Epic or any other company rush to defend Nintendo. The forced memes spammed after every direct. Threads EXACTLY LIKE THIS ONE that regularly hit bump limit full of nintendo fanboys accusing everyone who doesn't like paid online, or paying 80 dollars for games, or watching romsites get shut down, or fan mods get C&D'd as being part of some massive conspiracy of paid sony/xbox/etc. shills. If you ignore all of that then sure, I guess someone occasionally says something mean about the bing bing wahoo company.

I bet he pays more for electricity in a month than I pay for a year.

the only company that makes videogames and stick to gameplay above everything

And yet oddly enough, half of the games for the Switch are movieshit.

Animal Crossing Amiibo Festival off the top of my head, Samus Returns has a Metroid Fusion suit mode locked behind an amiibo, and Smash Ultimate's trainable amiibo fighters off the absolute very top of my head

Amiibo Festival bombed because nobody wanted its own premise, Samus Returns locking an extra hard mode behind amiibo drew an enormous amount of criticism and they didn't do it again with Dread, and Ultimate's amiibo fighters are both kinda stupid/can only be "trained" a certain way no matter what you do and aren't necessary to the game at all

They have in fact tried content locking amiibo stuff before and it goes badly every time they try it, so they don't do it very often.

That is true. I'm PC vegan anon and that's largely why I use that term.

This dude is hyper insecure and he bitches whenever anyone brings up how he worships a corporation

You could at least try and appear to be arguing in good faith here, shilltroon.

shill

I'm not telling you to buy figurines, nigger. I'm teling you the figurine maing you seethe isn't mandatory and the content is irrelevant. I'm assuming you're going to use the Amiibo festival as counter-argument ignoring the clear fuck up Nintendo admitted and giant flop it was

rush to defend Nintendo

Nobody does this but we have an enormous amount of incessant bitching that actually "they" do
Then we have to dumpster-dive in fucking Youtube comments for proof it's happening and then we have to stammer out what the fuck that has to do with something that was supposedly happening on Anon Babble

cherry picks a jrpg

half of the games

try harder

Believe whatever makes you the most comfortable.

That was fast

smash trainable FP

mandatory

That's absolutely retarded approach.

half of the games for the Switch are movieshit.

post a jrpg series

which is only one of the IPs that adds variety to the library of exclusives

Couldn't even use Metroid Prime at least?

Anyway anons, I have 4 switch 2 preorders, and I plan on getting 2 more on launch day. 1 to play, 1 to save for later hacking, and 2 for my siblings, and some left over for my friends who can't buy one due to scalpers.

I am primarily getting them to play BOTW and TOTK in 60fps consistently. I have a 4090 in my PC and while the emulation is good, there are still dips even with the best of settings.
I have always hated mario kart so I will not be playing that. DK looks fun so I;ll get that, but otherwise I'm content with waiting to see what new games come out. BOTW and TOTK are enough to sustain me for years though, especially since I play most games on PC and emulated every Nintendo switch game for years

Why is Nintendo allowing JRPGs on their platform if they care about gameplay so much? They might as well add Netflix support to be like the Ps5.

literal ESL babble "n-nuh uh!"

Nickel and diming for content that should just be in the game is bad, but do keep defending it shilltranny third worlder.

turns out people like JRPGs anon
did you know final fantasy's battle screens were inspired by american football

What's the answer? I don't like riddles, Mr. sealion.

Why is Nintendo allowing JRPGs on their platform if they care about gameplay so much?

Zelda has been on their line up since day 1. You're coping badly you're thinking jrpg = moviegames.

Online discourse about it has already proven false, people talking about it being the next wiiu and how nobody wants it and demand for launch Switch 2's is like 3x the supply.

go into Xenoblade thread

console wars and porn

If you've ever been to one, it's more like retarded infighting between 1boomers, 2coomers, 3niggers and the 5 X fans out there, not really console warring unless you count Wii U vs. Switch or something.

go into Splatoon thread

console wars and child porn

Not really console wars either, just a lot of porn and the occasional lobby.

go into Zelda thread

console wars and porn

I'll give you this one but only because of that same fucking anti-nintendo schizo that can't shut up about nu-Zelda.

Nickel and diming for content

doesn't happen, you buy the samus figurine because you want the samus figurine, you don't buy it because samus jumps out of the screen and puts your peepee in her vabooper or whatever you think is happening

but he's clearly an idort

I will only buy the Switch2 if they release a good Fire Emblem game like Fates Conquest or Three Houses that looks like Medieval Fantasy and like a Fire Emblem game with pegasus riders and all the things you should expect from that kind of game

I will not buy the Switch 2 if the next Fire Emblem game is some Anime KPOP vtuber pop idol shit like Engage.

Nickel and diming for content that should just be in the game is bad

You were fine with capcom doing it with ShotoFighter4, your complaining about Nintendo "doing it" is worthless even more considering the focus was always the figurine.

Movie-lovers like JRPGS*

ftfy

Imagine championing Nintendo as a header of quality, and yet THIS is the best their studios can put out.

Meltdown status?

movie lovers buy playstation
quit with the epic "proof" webms, you will fucking NEVER be barry, and yes i know you're modeling your posting after the fucking insane FFXV worshiper that haunts every final fantasy thread

It's ok to not like JRPGs. Most of us don't.

their studios

Monolith soft was an external studio. Nintendo acquired it due being different from the usual dna of their games.

Holocaustic, and we still have two weeks to go

there's no console warring

Oh please. You guys take every opportunity to gloat about sales. Look at the famitsu threads. I'll believe that the fanbase actually care about the game, as soon as they dedicate 100 posts per thread to shitting on game journalists and harassing anyone who ever once uses sales as a metric for measuring quality. Like the moment someone posts anything even related to metacritic, the entire thread should descend upon them and shit on them for it.

You DO care about vidya, don't you? Then this effort put forth should be trivial.

anon's only mistake really was underestimating just how little self respect tendies have

post xenoblade

well, xenoblade was among the quality titles that exposed FFXIII being shit. So yeah, it's a quality title

Look at the famitsu threads.

3/10
hypebeast for your own console war threads on some other cunt's time

Nobody does this but we have an enormous amount of incessant bitching that actually "they" do

Search the catalog for the following keywords
"Yuzu" "Vimm's" "Ryujinx" "nintendo lawsuit" "cease and desist"
Even discounting half of the posters defending nintendo as just being trolls, there's still a huge chunk of Anon Babble posters who are so enamored with that company that it's pathetic and sad.

But it's nintendo's legal right to-

Don't care nigger. Anon Babble is pro piracy and pro emulation until it cuts into Nintendo's bottom line.

If Nintendo champions gameplay, then why praise cinematic shit interrupting the game constantly? It just doesn't make any sense. And xenoblade isn't even the worst offender. This has even infected Zelda, Metroid and Mario as well.

tendie scapegoat

If anything you're thinking on the average consumer because Switch sold over 150 million units, tendies were like 10 millions seeing Wii U numbers, suddenly they're 15x more? Highly doubt it

d-doesn't happen [more ESL babble and STILL conveniently running away from the information I posted earlier proving his retard babble wrong]

kek

strawman

Never said a single thing about crapcom, troon. Again, any time you want to start arguing in good faith I'm here, retardbro shilltroon.

if nintendo champions gameplay you should be able to actually reply to me saying you can't wear barry's skin instead of putting me into a mass reply that doesn't specifically talk to anybody

Not as bad as you overestimating how much we care what you think about us.

Deflecting to Famitsu threads

Moving goalposts

M-muh metacritic

Fucking, mindbroken. Most threads about those franchises stay on topic, it's only on Zelda threads when the macaco shits them up that people bring shit like sales and metacritic.

If Nintendo champions gameplay, then why praise cinematic shit interrupting the game constantly?

You're coping too poorly, anon. Try again when Mario Kart has it; because that one is the undisputed goat of gameplay

mario

Odyssey? what happened?

False if/then. Not touching it.

"ESL" getting adopted by retards looking to feel smart when they dismiss you was such a fucking mistake, now we're so deep in it that we read perfectly cromulent and legible english and shriek "ESL!!!! I CAN'T READ YOU ESL!!!!!!!" at it

and it still doesn't sting as hard as trying to call me a brazilian did fifteen years ago! i am genuinely more offended when you call me a huemonkey or a BR! modern posters are spineless, this is the Anon Babble shitposting equivalent of telling me to "unalive" myself

ACfag has entered the fray to defend his boyfriend, so it's safe to assume that they're anally bleeding right now.

meltdown increases

So... you're focused on independent names instead of seeing the mention as one of the example of what made it a trend in practices in the indsutry?

Try again when Mario Kart has it

You mean the new 90$ mario kart game where you get to drive across what will inevitably be a boring, empty "open world" between the race tracks that are actually fun? Sign me up!

>zoomer too young to remember things

no you dense retard, i'm approaching the point that amiibos haven't locked any meaningful content since the wii u era.

if the "comfy switch threads' don't give it away, Anon Babble is a tendie board.

Barry? Is that the guy who defended FFXV? Well, good news for you, I hate that POS too. Endless boring walking and a gay boy band cast? No thank you.

Fucking, mindbroken. Most threads about those franchises stay on topic,

Talking about remodeling an inkling's inkhole is not "staying on topic" wtf are you talking about?

b-but it's a vidya character

That's like saying you can talk about taking a shit because you brought up Mario. You should know better.

Odyssey? what happened?

I was more referring to the Mario+rabbids games. Everyone praises them, and yet every thread is just masturbating to the rabbids. So much for caring about game quality.

Oh, I recognize you! You're that anon who hates any and all cutscene exposition in games!
Lol your opinion can be safely discarded

"comfy switch threads" are surprisingly free of shitposting unless a Anon Babble robot has set up camp in it and nobody's smart enough to report it

mario kart and donkey kong look really fun
looking forward to play them on release while bitter brokefags here seethe

You really need to stick to one goalpost. I don't know how anyone replies to you when you jump around this much.

movielover can't explain why he enjoys cutscenes more than gameplay

Concession accepted.

You guys take every opportunity to gloat about sales. Look at the famitsu threads

Okay but we're talking about nintendo threads not famitsu threads. Of course you're going to see people gloat about sales on a fucking sales thread lol

Not the poster you were originally replying to. The new mario kart just looks like shit and the last good one was double dash.

Strawman

Talking about remodeling an inkling's inkhole is not "staying on topic" wtf are you talking about?

And NOW you're complaining about porn, not console wars bs, keep changing the goalpost nigger

r-reeee

No you're the same guy. This isn't my first day on Anon Babble.

"i'm not that guy~"

other guy is not seen for the entire remainder of the thread

classic

You mean the new 90$ mario kart game where you get to drive across what will inevitably be a boring, empty "open world" between the race tracks that are actually fun?

It look more like it's one part of the map and then all the circuits on the cup happen as if you were traveling said section of the map. Kino imo feels like they're going for a more seamless transition between races.

I was more referring to the Mario+rabbids games.

You'de be stupid to use that; that's a SRPG.

whole bunch of irrelevant seething at banter

Yep, struck a nerve.

still running and projecting and more ESL babble

Calling out fallacious faggotry is not having a meltdown, shilltranny... I'm sorry, that's just not how this works.
You've been sperging out at me for bringing up locked content behind gay little toys and moving goalposts, handwaving and now just posting completely off-topic shlock. You are mindraped, to put it simply..

Anon Babble's premise is that you're a sucker for paying a game until proven otherwise. if you didn't pay, it doesn't matter because you still used space for a bad game. and if it wasn't a bad game, that's impossible because no games have been good since 2000 + <insert year anon turned 14 and the depression fucked with my dopamine schedule>

you can't even torrent nintendo games to enjoy them here. it has to be strictly to mod and post screenshots to taunt the imaginary nintentoddlers.

Not the same guy. Get cancer, schizo.

Okay but we're talking about nintendo threads not famitsu threads

Why don't the nintendo fans condemn the famitsu threads? And why don't they prove that they're idorts, instead of mindlessly attacking anything that isn't a switch exclusive? Splatoon fans shit on TF2 for "not having enough waifus", Zelda fans shit on Minecraft for not having enough epic storytelling, Metroid fans will shit on any other -vania for not having le ebin zero suit. The hate they feel for Hollow Knight in particular is so horrific, it circles back to being hilarious. I'm more of an ESA fan myself, which also gets hate for not having enough cinematic spectacle, which is a damn shame coming from a supposedly gameplay-loving fanbase.

You wouldn't survive 1 hour with poster IDs

banter

Buzzwords aren't banter.

All false btw

Enjoy yoir 360p uspcale, 3f0ps and 45 minutes of battery life. Deck is a far better thing, keep coping and sneeding about it. You fags sure went full snoy spec mode real quick despite the deck having infinitely more games, features, support and freedom lmao.

ocncerned

Alright, you pass for one really smart dog for managing to browse Anon Babble.

You have to respect Nintendo as a company for convincing an entire generation of sexless millennial manchildren to buy the same games over and over and over again at a premium because they miss the 90s that much. Hell, they sold people cardboard at a markup because it had their seal of approval on it.

They will try desperately to claim that console gaming is dead and that the Switch 2 is just another N64 or Gamecube.

your comment is really angry
good to know you're so butthurt about a nintendo tablet outperforming your valve brick and making it obsolete

That since brawl the catalog has become completely unbearable every time Sakurai farts.

anon i hate to tell you, but that's because smash is a very popular video game among most people who play video games. it's like going to a fighting game board and complaining most of the posts are about street fighter and no your favorite discord fighter.

That the same posters who rightfully shit on every single anticonsumer practice done by Valve or Sony or Epic or any other company rush to defend Nintendo.

these aren't the same people. it's likely anons who don't believe in anything trying to get a rise out of you

nintendo fanboys accusing everyone who doesn't like paid online

the paid online is the cheapest among the console manufacturers, but it's also the weakest for multiplayer. nonetheless, if you don't like it, then just play on pc...?

paying 80 dollars for games

buddy i'm so sorry, but it wasn't nintendo that introduced this. there's a lot of evidence, especially after m$'s announcement, that this was an industry-wide push. I thought that was obvious like a week after the direct anyway

watching romsites get shut down

fan mods get C&D'd

yeah this part does suck, no disagreements here

Anon just because you made up these tendies in your head does not mean they're real

it's not banter if it upsets me

Always this with you tourists, damn.

Oh yeah? I can prove every one.

go into Splatoon thread

complain about online quality, and how it's rather primitive compared to PC shooters of the turn of the millenium, not even having basic features like being able to make your own custom maps and custom servers, you're at Nintendo's mercy for everything, P2P quality

fandom explodes in hate and says that you're an entitled snoy for complaining about this

go into Zelda thread

imply that Minecraft/Terraria are better open world games for a number of reasons, such as pacing, how the story is pushed on you, game mechanics, world exploration, etc

thread descends on you and shits on you for liking "pixelshit", fans only care about the surface level things like muh graphics

go into Metroid thread

praise a game like ESA or A Robot Named Fight for having less storytelling and better graphics (IE less money spent on graphics)

everyone loses their minds because it's inconceivable that someone would criticize Nintendo in any way

I've done each and every single one of these. I've seen other people do it with other games, like they'll compare Just Cause or Elden Ring to Zelda, or the occasional Hollow Knight fan will compare their game to Dread. Every time they get shat on, no matter how light the criticism.

You guys just cannot take criticism, and you cannot deal with a thread unless it's an unmitigated hugbox. Of course, you could prove me wrong. You could acknowledge that these games are flawed, and that it is indeed okay to point out these problems, and perhaps even prefer other games to the Nintendo equivalents. But that would be a bit more effort than the fandom cares to exert.

switch and switch lite bro

You're part of a Steam Deck and Valve fandom that takes part in promoting Ecker who is a child rapist, and glorifies exposure and child grooming using the steam deck to lure minors on Anon Babble while posting CP to shut down Nintebdo threads. If you can look past that you can look past people discussing video game sales.

I am amused by your desperation, but whatever you say, tendie-kun. Enjoy getting shafted by Nintendo with whatever copes help you sleep at night.

You know you're a proven liar, right? Like we don't just forget that.

Enjoy yoir 360p uspcale, 3f0ps and 45 minutes of battery life.

i unironically will

Deck is a far better thing

i own a deck and will continue enjoying it as well

snoy spec mode real quick despite the deck having infinitely more games, features, support and freedom lmao.

the deck threads on this board have been nothing but snoy spec mode. i don't see the problem with it happening with the switch 2, which will get dunked on in about a year or two once some other handheld comes out and shits on it.
the reason the deck wins against the rog and the switch remains unfazed by the deck is largely adoption and support in both cases. it doesn't matter if something else more powerful comes out as long as the current platform supports its games looking and running decent. both the switch 2 and deck seem to be doing that just fine.

I don't care about Valve and I don't even have a steam deck. Stop thinking that everyone else is a dicksucking corporate worshipper.

You know you're a proven liar, right?

This is news to me. Pray tell, what is your evidence of this?

Whatever you say, pedophile.

But I don't like Smash Brothers?

are people simply too poor to buy a PC and switch 2, much less a PC, deck, and switch 2?
is it legitimately just thirdworlders seething and eastern euros mad that someone would deign spend money on a machine that isn't made for dota and cs?

You do play trans fortress, right? And you're a gaybear faggot who idolizes fat hairy men. Also you're a gaben shill and by default an ecker shill.

*ahem* game key cards

You do play trans fortress, right?

Never played it before. Maybe you're thinking of someone else?

Sure.

and what if I just buy the game digitally? is this functionally any different than buying a game on steam?

On the contrary, it's third worlders seething at people bringing up amiibos and nickel and diming and, even ignoring these, the fact that spending $600 for a few hours of gameplay (at most) of Prime 4 and recycled Mario Kart crap is not appealing unless you're a consoomer fanboy.
Gotta say though, it's been funny watching ninty fanboys richfag larp after shitny fanboys had their turn with the piss5 and its nogaems.

the deck threads on this board have been nothing but snoy spec mode.

Baloney. Deck threads are either discussing what people are playing, linux, or being attacked by fanboys. Even when it launched people were arguing the specs weren't good enough for pc and it was quickly usurped by the rog ally and other pc handhelds. The only ones who took offense to specs on their own were tendies.

Don't forget tsundere PC vegans pretending to be feisty.

kek, sent the tendies into total cope mode

>Deck is a far better thing

i own a deck and will continue enjoying it as well

No you fucking don’t

acting like deck trannies aren't the most desperate vegans trying to pick up a fight with the switch for years

should've picked your fights better if you didn't want to lose so hard and have it rubbed on your face for years

Still buying a switch 2 :)

spending $600

hello anon from before. anyway, I'm paying $500

few hours of gameplay (at most) of Prime 4

all of the prime games took me roughly 15 hours apiece, so no, I'd say it's more than a few hours. Anyway, that's what, $70? If I go see a movie in theaters, I pay $7-$15 depending on the venue and movie. Even if we do the retarded hours per dollar metric, I'm getting my money's worth if Prime 4 is anything like the prior Prime games

recycled Mario Kart crap is not appealing unless you're a consoomer fanboy.

I've always had fun with every new Mario Kart as both casual fun and gitting gud at the specific mechanics of each game. Easily 30-50 hours of gameplay in the first month or two with friends.

claim to be an idort

accuse all PC owners of being "deck trannies" complete with saying that they have no games

i hope my shitposts make someone seethe 8 years from now

i don't see the problem with it happening with the switch 2, which will get dunked on in about a year or two once some other handheld comes out and shits on it.

The rog ally and such already dunk on it. Even the deck dunks on it as a handheld. It has to compare docked mode to look favorable.
The reason it won't happen with the switch 2 is fanboys have double standards. They'll only ever argue what suits them while dismissing or attacking anything that doesn't, even if they have to do it in nearly the same breath.

You're pedophiles as well since you idolize ecker.

t. idort

Are people forgetting that scalpers exist?

No one is going to buy a $2000 console to play cyberpunk 2077

they scalpers fucked themselves

The reason it won't happen with the switch 2 is fanboys have double standards.

This has happened for decades. Back in 2010 Nintendo fans shat on sony for making movie games like Uncharted, and yet when Metroid: Other M came out, they worshipped it.

Bunch of hypocrites.

You lot immediately raided deck threads and tried to get them kicked to Anon Babble. Cry em a river and get a life dude.

deck

pc owners

lmao, you're a poorfag larping as a pc gamer when all you have is an underpowered handheld that can't run any modern games and you have to spend all your time whining about the switch 2 because it makes you extremely insecure

Fanboys are all the same braindead ilk. Only difference is which brand they bend over for and worship.

See, it's like I said before. I don't even have a deck, and yet you immediately act like the PC platform has no benefits or advantages.

B-BUT WHAT ABOUT MODERN AAA SLOP

I'm so sorry if you hate the thousands of games that came before Call of duty and Cyberpunk. I'm so sorry if having variety is a bad thing.

Sounds like obsession to me.
You really aren't by ignoring the price of the console itself to even play it, and good for you if it takes you that long to beat Prime games I guess, but that isn't the case for most.

the retarded hours per dollar metric

This is only retarded to you because it makes you upset in this context. It's a generally solid metric to use for considering any purchase, not just gaming. If you don't use something that much it was stupid to buy it, simple as.

30-50 hours in the first month or two

MK

Damn nigga you must be bored as shit, think the most I ever played was 2-3 hours in one sitting. It's a definitive party game that gets stale quickly after a handful of matches and, like another anon said, is really only good for a quick fix now and then. And again, still not really able to justify the money for a party game a few times per weekend and another Metroid game that is cleared in 1-3 nights at most.

The rog ally and such already dunk on it. Even the deck dunks on it as a handheld

Deck threads are either discussing what people are playing, linux, or being attacked by fanboys.

anon you don't have to lie to me. i'm on those threads. you do see these posts, but basically every lasts for like 15 or so posts until someone makes reference to a switch and starts a shitflinging contest. this lasts about 50 posts, and then people move on.

Even when it launched people were arguing the specs weren't good enough for pc

no, people were going full snoy spec mode with a 2020 SoC that keeps 15 watts at the *60% percentile* of its power profile (i.e. it goes *higher*) against the switch, which was a 2015 SoC choked to 5 watts. And I get it, because I've been having fun with my OLED ever since I got it, but let's not pretend like anons didn't (and still don't) use the deck to bludgeon the switch and now the switch 2. the reason the ally and legion go don't work is because they are the clunky gaming laptop equivalent to the product, whereas valve made a comprehensive device that's just powerful enough to be dangerous

The only ones who took offense to specs on their own were tendies.

555-come-on-now.jpg
you and I both know that there was a tidal wave of goading when the OLED launched. the initial shitposting was muted because valve's supply was sparse and its support was frustrating, but even a year into the deck's lifespan saw massive amounts of shitposting at the switch's expense.

and like, I don't care to *defend* it because I'm not super invested, but I don't really get offended by people attacking the deck or PC for that matter, despite being a much more ardent PC gamer since 2013 anyway

He doesn't have a steam deck. He just uses it as a vehicle to troll nintendo fans (and because he's a pedophile)

that's nice
I'm still buying their console

sorry to disappoint anon but i fucking do

The rog ally and such already dunk on it. Even the deck dunks on it as a handheld

Objectively, yes.

you're trolling Nintendo fans

Yes, this coming from the guy who loves calling people snoytrannies at the drop of a hat.

You can't even address anything specific anymore, little e.

Yeah you're both trolls. I am as well. Difference is picrel and myself are merely reacting to you to return the favor.

Even the deck dunks on it as a handheld. It has to compare docked mode to look favorable.

lol, lmao

we already have way more data on the switch 2 before release than we had for the switch. But you won't know that, you were only 10 at the time kumar.

the point is selling out at launch means absolutely nothing because Nintendo is notorious for creating artificial scarcity on purpose and understocking their products to increase demand artificially

it doesnt matter either way its not an indicator that the console will succeed or fail. Switch 2 has had the most negative reception of any console launch I've ever seen since the PS3 so I'd be surprised if it doesn't fail at least initially. It's too important for Nintendo to let it fail completely so my prediction is it has a 3DS style failure where it drops to failure, quickly gets a price cut and then makes a comeback.

id be so proud to be that poster, to upset tendies a decade later over it is legendary

weird how he instantly tries to denies being a troll yet doesn't deny the pedo thing, not that weird or surprising considering the shit he has openly admitted

objectively wrong
youtu.be/AcQBBse6DHc

Funny how you accuse me of being a pedo, and then admit to trolling in the same comment. Strange call, let's see how it plays out for you.

Other M

worshipped

if you have to lie this blatantly you really have no point to make

Proud of all 4500 posts for being able to call you what you are

Pic rel.

[Deleted]

Somehow it doesn't surprise me.
What's even sadder is the suspend mode on the goydeck doesn't even seem to work, it drains the battery like crazy like you never turned it off.

i'm on those threads

So am I. Yes, obviously there's loads of shitflinging in there as they've gotten raided from the start and deckfags will also start shit, but ironically specs have almost always come from tendies even back then with things like battery life and oled, both of which are far worse and no longer present in switch 2 respectively. Deck arguments almost always focused around games and freedom.

I think Pizza Tower SUCKS

Look at any random Zero Suit coomer thread if you want your proof.

B-BUT LIKING ZSS DOESN'T MEAN YOU LOVE OTHER M

You can spew lies all you want, but I see through it.

He is obsessed with other M, like other lolcows, because he doesn't actually play any metroid game, he just seethes that people like the games

the macaco already accidentally confessed twice to having a 3dpd CP stash

It's will stop being funny after 5 years. Then 10. Then 30. I can harass you until you die honestly.

This, shitny did the same thing and piss5's rotted in scalper basements and warehouses. It's like everyone somehow forgot all the retards everywhere online crying out that they still couldn't buy a piss5 for like 6-12 months in a row.

Show me a single Metroid fan that doesn't like Other M, besides myself. And it only counts if they also hate ZSS, which is just Other M pandering.

b-but Zero MIssion had it first

And Zero Mission is just Other M: GBA Edition. Your point?

You'll survive.

switch 2 only has forza horizon kart and $80 games on shitty key cards. why even buy it at launch.

Objectively, yes. It's 360p upscaled to 720p 30fps in handheld mode. Deck does 800p, 40fps, medium high settings. Docked is still only 540p upscaled 30-40fps. And rog ally mogs all that.

You will never be me.

It really is funny how, even now more than ever, that one can disregard ACtranny's spergouts after he's associated with Eric for a while now, who is a known fedtranny who posts CP on famitsu threads.

tranny believes his screeching echo chamber means anything

lol and then you were surprised by the election results

look man, we get it you're gay

still waiting for you to post proof you've even played AC6

Wii U sold out at launch too!

Switch 2 continues to sell well for many years just like the original Switch

What's gonna be the cope then?

Normalfags buy into nintendo more than playstation.

In your imagination maybe

good for you if it takes you that long to beat Prime games I guess, but that isn't the case for most.

a quick search on HLTB shows that it literally is the case

This is only retarded to you because it makes you upset in this context.

no it's retarded because I like shmups, and their value comes in replayability. the same goes for fighting games. i have comfort JRPGs I play over and over as well.
but even if I didn't do this, it doesn't matter once you clear a certain threshold. I paid $60 for Nier Automata and got about 25 hours of very captivating gameplay. I paid $60 for DMC, and its campaign is literally 7 hours.

b-b-but difficulty modes

Yes, this requires you to recognize the value of going through the "same content."

It's a generally solid metric to use for considering any purchase, not just gaming.

no, it isn't, because it doesn't take into account how much I'm enjoying those hours, or if those hours are unique compared to other experiences. you are free to treat games like they're car engines with rated mileage. i will continue to budget for games I want to play that strike me as fun and well made.

think the most I ever played was 2-3 hours in one sitting

It's a definitive party game that gets stale quickly after a handful of matches

have you tried getting good against non-casual players online? it's not the deepest game out there, but it's reasonably competitive.
either way, my folks and I like playing together, and I like playing with my friends after getting together like we do every couple of months. the hours add up.

another Metroid game that is cleared in 1-3 nights at most.

hey if you're playing 5 hours a night, kudos to you :)

Do you even realize how pathetic that sounds.

You can't beat the Strider mission without moving. You tried to claim that the whole mission is a cutscene. But please, tell me more about how I didn't play it, and how you're the expert.

I still don't know why the sony cultists keep trying this claim. nintendo fans have let multiple nintendo consoles fail because they were bad or had no games people wanted on them. Meanwhile you have snoys buying multiple PS5 pros just so they can watch the boot up animation multiple times

you're ignoring the point where the deck doesn't get similar picture quality or performance when using FSR to upscale from 360p :)

Who's asking?

you know writing cope doesn't work when you can look at the gameplay with your own eyes and the switch version looks way better

that IS pathetic. It's funny how I mindbroke them all because I don't worship a corporation.

hes still mindbroken because someone who actually played armored core 6 and posted proof of owning and playing the game called him out on his bullshit

all of this seething

caused by ONE VIDEO of 2077

why are people getting triggered by videos of old AAA games on my dedicated Fire Emblem and Zelda machine?

He posted a steam account with the game uninstalled, without any game time even. If he even did play it, he never reached the chapter 1 boss, because he said that the entire strider mission is a cutscene that you can't die in.

I'd love to see a supposed AC6 fan substantiate this claim.

Because the last gasp of the anti-nintendo cultist was "b-b--but the games look bad!!!!" and they've shown the switch 2 can have decent graphics

muh amiibos

NTAGs are like 1 dollar a pop

TRVKE

What does it matter? Lying is on the table when debating you.

Don't bother trying to reason with them. These """people""" literally go out and beg Nintendo for the right to buy their console and wait for their emails like good little goys so they too can part with their hard earned money.

inb4

y-you just can't afford it!!

I can absolutely blow 500 dollars on a switch 2 but I'm not a mindless consumer retard to go and reward this shitty enterprise for their disgusting behavior over the years.

Shouldn't you be exposing your penis to a minor right now?

l live inside your mind btwgheverbeitbh, I Ie won
t. Eric
:)

more dishonest claims and lies

the strider's death is an unskippable cutscene, even after you hit the point where the explosion stops so you have to stand around and wait
you still seethe trying to ignore the karmen line mission's entire opening being nothing but forced cutscene

In posts like these I would love to see thread IDs like in the other place.
Either the massive obvious samefagging or the long string of (1)s would be fucking hilarious.

I've been Pirating Switch...
Will do same for 2...

I'm not a mindless consumer retard

then why are you on the mindless consumer retard board then? video games are a waste of time and money

honestly, can't you just stop lying
you know people would stop bothering you if you just stopped lying, you'd be completely anonymous!

a quick search on muh website

Jesus Christ nigga this is getting sad. It says 13.5 hours too for completionist for Dread which is just hilariously long. Sorry but if it took you longer than 7-8 hours you just gotta be mentally handicapped. I beat it in one night while fucked up. Bigger Metroid fans I knew beat it faster, like 4-6 to get everything.

it's retarded because of muh arcade faggotry

Gotta say I'm impressed because I wasn't expecting such a retarded goalpost move this early, but here we are. You're making the case for arcade and multiplayer competitive and including definitely singleplayer games under the same umbrella, the former being all about having to replay over and over and over and over and over and over, which is not the case for most SP games these days, and only was the case back in the day because most older games still had "arcade design" to them, basically forcing people to replay.

doesn't take into account enjoying those hours

It's hilarious how you're so close, yet so far.

online

Matches in MK are a scant few minutes at best, you can shit out like 20-50 in 1-2 hours. Again, it gets boring real quick. I'm not missing out much on replaying the same ol' maps with largely the same ol' mechanics for 1-2 hours a few times per month, at most.

hey

Even if I was playing 5 hours for 3x it still wouldn't be worth getting a Switch 2 for me, the metrics are just trash there, bud. Do please bring up arcade games again though.

sidesteps away from the nier and dmc comparisons

i accept your concession :)

faggorty

Kill yourself back2school you fucking cholo

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF I'M LYING! YOU LIED TOO!

at some random indiscriminate time that happened a long time ago, that I refuse to bring up because I don't "debate trolls" or whatever excuse I come up with to cover my tracks

but it totally happened, you lied, please trust me!

the strider's death is an unskippable cutscene,

See, look at you lying right now! How did you supposedly beat the game when you don't even know basic facts about it?

youtube.com/watch?v=uNct-mbb4YQ

You're a lying piece of shit, and there's literal proof to show it! HAHAHAHAH

strawmans again, declares victory after projecting about avoiding points

Ironic.
Confession denied, shilltroon.

Lying is all he can do, he has to keep doubling down after he showed hes never played link to the past, or a metroid game, and now AC6

Apparently snoy foundry started to straight up lie and claim the switch 2 is running at 300p.
Which is not all that surprising given they were lying about switch pro "confirmed specs" for nearly 5 years, but still.

he posted another random youtube video to try cope

you would think it would be easy for him to post proof he owns and played armored core 6 considering how much he shilled it and used the game for his constant console warring against nintendo

This but me

I do 100% believe there will be a fat price cut, but I do not see a lot of negativity outside of here. IN fact, people seem very hyped for it and there's people climbing over themselves to try and get one

PS3 and Vita flopped too you know

shilltroon

the irony is on you, my dear retard.
i've nothing to sell you, seeing as I've been emulating switch games for half a decade at this point. you just have a retard's understanding of value in video games, but have fun with the 500 hours of fetch quests in the latest ubislop game!

But I don't lie. I just think its funny that a known liar cares about truthfulness.

His tantrum and this line ">at some random indiscriminate time that happened a long time ago, that I refuse to bring up because I don't "debate trolls" or whatever excuse I come up with to cover my tracks" is especially funny considering he literally cries constantly that he got called a snoy half a decade ago and that mindbroke him so badly he thinks everyone that calls him one now is the same person

Yeah everyone plays Nintendo games. "I pirate the beatles" isn't as edgy as you think.

hyperfocusing on and seething at banter

Yeesh. This piracy larp is pretty sad too, what a miserable attempt at trying to validate your horrific arguments kek

retard's understanding of value in video games

Nope, as I said it's a good metric for value in anything, not just vidya, to which you seethed and posted some anecdotal swill and your own metrics that you apply selectively, which is why I dismissed them in the first place.
Again, I'm still waiting for an actual good faith argument.

strawman again

Yep, about what you can expect with the NDF. Glad to see it's gotten just as bad as pisstation tards. Quite poetic that red and blue mirror each other now.

For me it was 7 years of being in every nintendo thread saying "all games with cutscenes and QTEs are movies" and then in an unrelated thread he shilled AC6 to me with this cutscene saying how epic and kino it was and he hasn't recovered since. Nor will I let him.

Pathetic. You accuse me of lying, but you've never posted a single instance of it. And funny enough, it's easy to go onto someone's steam page and post their achievements, and try to pass them off as your own.

again, I ask you. Why would you buy and keep a game that you yourself called "tranny shit"? Why would you be proud of achievements for a game you hate so much?

Kek

It's weird how you lie like it pays and just suddenly care about your reputation like switching a lightswitch on and off.

YOU'RE LYING!

Proof?

thanks for admitting you've never played armored core

there's nothing edgy about it. i don't see what's to shill because i, like everyone else, pirate these games

Nope, as I said it's a good metric for value in anything

It's really not. It fails for anything consumable like a good dinner, though it sounds like you're a sucker for those cheap $2 burgers at the smelly bar down the street. Good value, eh?
It fails for things like movies. Getting "more movie" for the same $15 doesn't actually pack value into the story, production, cast, etc.. All it does is keep my ass in a seat for longer.

>strawman again

ah, no defense of the 500 hour copypasta open world slop. i guess we're pushing up on the limitations of your mental faculties, after all.

When I post proof you'll deflect to a random person and say I lie as well. What's the point?

everyone pirates these games

what's the point

Nice deflection. Thank you for admitting that you're just lying.

I don't think I've ever said that Nintendo would go under. My understanding of Nintendo is that they're the Steve Job's Apple of video games.

Have fun pirating Nintendo games, PC vegan!

ITs his favorite cope tactic, spamming mass replies to everyone and pretending its all one person so he can ignore the facts

ignore the facts

Still waiting on those facts, btw

I always laugh at the tenga processor

No problem.

Inshaallah slalpers will feel the long arm of the law this time around

still waiting for you prove you've played AC6
and no, spamming a random youtube video is not proof

nintendo is finished

snoy coward isn't even tagging people anymore in his replies

pathetic

No one is buying this

No you're not. You're waiting to deflect. You don't care about facts since you're a known liar.

just over 1 minute difference

lol, lmao. you gotta make it more subtle

this fucking thread

Nintendo fanboys have gotten absolutely deranged, jesus.

I can't wait for switch 2 emulation to take off because retards on social media desperate for clout and to "get back at nintendo" will spam about it until it gets nuked and then they'll start seething about "evil nintendo" taking down the emulator

still more exclusives than the ps5

ESL babble

still going with the "bro I totally pirate" shtick

lmfao
The funniest thing is you don't even realize how retarded it is to be seething at me this badly then for saying I think the Switch 2 has piss poor value for me if you actually were a piratefag kek

it fails for muh exceptions

Exceptions don't make the rule. A good dinner has emotional value attached to it with whoever you take and those moments are often irreplaceable or unforgettable, that's not the case for playing around with toys or tools, shilltranny. Applying the same standards between that and vidya, electronics, cars, sneakers, clothing, a house, etc. is retarded.

now seething at a bad faith strawman he made up because I'm choosing to ignore it due to the sheer retardation of it

Holy kek you are beyond mind raped nigga

They're extra unhinged because preorders are below 750k globally. There's panic behind the scenes.

You'll survive

False

the snoycult is seething about the switch 2 extra hard because sony is terrified of it

muh preorders

people bought nintendo consoles because they were cheap
hell, most people think the switch is just a handheld because they bought the lite version

I can see why you and the pizza tower fag get along so well
you're both really passionate about lying

>exceptions

two of the most common pleasure expenditures

>strawman

still can't counter 500 hours of ubislop

Let's see you beat the Strider mission without moving. You said it was all one big cutscene. Surely you weren't lying, right?

SONY CARES ABOUT ITS FANS AND THIS UPSETS ME BECAUSE SHITENDO IS EVIL AND TRIES TO SUE ME AND BRICKS MY SYSTEM

Mindbroken

So is every corpo. People who been pushing Microsoft as consumer friendly for years even after they canned 7,000 employees during a positive quarterly earnings. You don't see people harping on that for many weeks. it enters the news cycle and gets buried like the rest. Anything bad Nintendo is perpetually in the news even if it's not as egregious as anything done by other companies.

now go look up how many wii u were preordered and how many switch 2 are being preordered

it happened to z-library, it happened to am2r, it happened with like half of the pokemon fangames, it happened to switch emus, and now it'll happen with switch 2 emus. children just cannot shut the fuck up in public about piracy

see It's even worse for switch 2

Again shilltroon, dinner and movies are about experiencing them with friends and family, so yes, it's not the same as singleplayer games not having good dollar/hour value, retardbro.
And again, if you were a REAL piratefag you wouldn't even bring up the dollar/hour stuff, this does not matter to people who don't pay for vidya kek good job shooting yourself in the foot trying to fit in, tourist.

strawman

Yes, this rustles your jimmies it seems when I keep calling it out, and also the fact I continue ignoring your trannytarded shillbabble.
Next?

ACliar seething and being dishonest again

post proof you own AC6

I don't play movie games

I miss when people were smart enough to know that you keep emulation quiet and it becomes infinitely less likely the emulator gets killed
large swathes of Vimm's PS2 library is gone because of these same retards

dinner and movies are about experiencing them with friends and family, so yes, it's not the same as singleplayer games not having good dollar/hour value, retardbro.

and mario kart are about experiencing racing with friends and family. I even get to do it for hours over the years! seems like mario kart with the folks is the more valuable thing here, huh? more raw hours for sure!

Switch 2 emulation is probably gonna be in a pretty bad spot for a while. Switch had borderline miraculous conditions for emulation, and it was still a considerable time before it was in any state that could be considered passable by most. Unless there's also a 1 in a billion hacking method, it could be years before anything gets off the ground.

Nah. I don't like to debate trolls. ;)

if you were a REAL piratefag you wouldn't even bring up the dollar/hour stuff

pirating shit you want to pirate != never paying for games.
I had no problem buying E33, and in the same breath, had no problem pirating RDR2

Can’t wait to rob ppl in the best buy parking lot at 12:01

You will never be me.

thank for admitting you've never played zelda, metroid, or armored core

It's literally the exact same as a shitch, just overclocked. It will be emulated before it even releases.

really?
because that's all I see you doing on here

and it's not like having good google SEO kills these projects. nintendo goes after them after toddlers online make it seem like nintendo's running a charity here for some online repository.
i'm dreading the day normies start posting the roms megathread links on twitter

I don't like doing it, but sometimes it's necessary.

You'll survive.

"sometimes" meaning all day every day

Meanwhile: >I'm so obsessed with you that I'm gonna harass you until you die
You let people you hate live rent free in your head. From the bottom of my heart, may you find help.

Doug, your mother would thank you if you killed yourself, you pedophile-defending faggot

the issue is that reverse engineering takes vulnerabilities to exploit, which takes time, and it also takes time to learn about the system to the point where you can implement in software. i'm sure a switch 2 emu will come out in a decent amount of time, but it definitely isn't literally for free like the switch was, coming off the coattails of the ngage.
i know you're shitposting but the switch 2 and switch are completely different machines, to the point where switch 1 on switch 2 compatibility calls on a JIT compiler on the target software. it's not emulation, but it's not native for sure.
contrast this with the 3DS, which literally had the hardware modules used for native DS operation

it's not the same as the switch, the thing needs a translation layer to even run switch games and it doesn't run all of them

You're still not me

how come you associate with the guy who spams cheese pizza and has admitted to have a folder full of it

Not really, it's the same ol' thing that's super repetitive over and over except with a $600 + $80 entry fee for 99% the same experience again.

moving goalposts again

Jesus, can't stick to more than one shtick at a time for more than 3 posts.

False

Meanwhile:

and it doesn't run all of them

It does.
Nintendo listed a list of games with "issues" that they wanted to fix and even then the list of games itself was small and the list of issues were borderline peanuts.
Everything else runs without issues even without the fixes.

how come you associate with the guy who spams cheese pizza

Citation needed?

You know anon, there's a difference between a 5 second trip to the archive, and publicly admitting that you follow someone around every single day, just to troll them.

He literally defended an actual kid diddler, and then claimed in a later thread that it wasn't him and that someone just imitated his distinctive style of posting and bizarre fixation on certain subjects. He of course made no attempt to let everyone know that this totally separate person wasn't actually him in the thread itself, but only later when he realized he was receiving significant blowback from our mystery impersonator who definitely wasn't just him.

same ol' thing that's super repetitive over and over

so is 500 hour ubislop :)
that'll be $70 please + $700 minimum for a GPU to run it :)

Imagine being this mindbroken
NDS is a real mental illness at this point

False

I don't like doing it, but sometimes it's necessary.

You sit here 24/7 doing this shit. You are easily among top 3 most pathetic posters on this board.

he says going into threads 100 posts past he bump limit, on page 10, just to seethe

He literally defended an actual kid diddler, and then claimed in a later thread that it wasn't him and that someone just imitated his distinctive style of posting and bizarre fixation on certain subjects. He of course made no attempt to let everyone know that this totally separate person wasn't actually him in the thread itself,

I think I remember that thread, where I literally took the effort to condemn the pedo CEO, but because I didn't do it 5 seconds after you asked, and I got sidetracked with other posts, it somehow didn't count?

Sure. Whatever makes you feel better.

completely ruin someone's life

stopped reading right there
don't break the law if you don't want to get sued

The funniest part is the dude sold hacked modchips full of ransomware, and got reported to nintendo by his own pirate customers who he fucked over

What's the big deal? 30 years trolling is too much? You're closing in on 20, if not already past that. So what's the sweet spot? 25?

before it's released

check current date

you are such a clown right now.

i got sidetracked....

you kept mass replying to every post in that thread and it took you something like 4 hours before you realized you defending the pedo VP and tried to damage control

and it doesn't run all of them

It does.

no it doesn't
they didn't test everything and they found a bunch of games that wouldn't start.
it isn't just a more powerful switch 2, it's fundamently different, the retrocompatibility isn't perfect and that's proof
nintendo.com/us/gaming-systems/switch-2/transfer-guide/compatible-games/

I was replying to certain anons. Sorry if you got left out. Didn't think it would hurt you that much.

You literally defended him and said it was "punishment" for us calling you a faggot because you said street fighter is a movie game because the women aren't wearing burqas in it. You only backpedaled and claimed that someone else said that in a DIFFERENT THREAD, some 15 hours later.

Are you even referring to the right person? Or are you just making things up? Again?

You sure had plenty of time to defend pedos. Now, put the barrel in your mouth, if it helps, you can close your eyes and imagine it's a cock since you're more familiar with those in your mouth, and pull the trigger.

Don't forget, he also claims all zelda threads are nothing but a spam of pedo images, yet he has saved archives links to multiple of those threads

so is [thing I got myself upset at on my own which no one mentioned]

Cool story autist kek
Man, you're still mad I won't even mention that huh? You act exactly like woketroons who try and corral people into specific speech "DENOUNCE THIS. CAN YOU DENOUNCE THIS?", absolutely fuming!

seething about PC hardware now

Good lord.

Shitch poo will be playable on all existing shitch emulators, just like dolphin played both shamecube and pii

it's the same ol' thing that's super repetitive over and over except

It's kinda sad that you can't post even once without yelling "I don't play video game, I'm just loyal to a brand"

the anon is baiting you but normies on twitter legitimately think

emulation difficulty = relative difference of speccs between source and target machine

most do not think of emulation itself an expensive operation. you still have anons (normies and Anon Babble anons alike) who think the switch 2 will have spot among deck emulators!

more schizobabble from angry fanboys

you don't agree with me? KILL YOURSELF!

Yeah, I think you guys are done. If this is the best arguments you can come up with.

Enjoy those amazing Nintendo games, PC vegan!

still no response

:)
cmon anon, use that big brain of yours, since we're talking about dollar values and hours, the universal metric

Your mother will cheer when she finds your body, doug. You have nothing to live for anyways. Do it, pedo defender.

Shitch poo will be playable on all existing shitch emulators

Kek the absolute state of mentally ill Nintendo haters. The meltdown will only get worse. 16 days.

"Wow, you don't agree with me that pedophilia is a victimless crime?!?!"

I reiterate what the other guy said, kill yourself, ACTranny

youtube.com/watch?v=PYTYP8_Et-U

cant wait for people to finally have a bootable emulator in 2030, for (((journos))) to be retarded monkeys like usual by painting a country sized target on them, and for nintendo to kill the emulator in the womb

Literally everything in the top is correct.
What he failed to realize in that your average normalfag doesn't care about framerates/resolutions and tendies will buy it anyway.

but the wii u

Despite popular belief the majority of sales come from normalfags. The Wii U failed with them so it failed overall.

The Switch 2 will succeed, it probably won't pull Switch numbers without a price cut but it won't flop.

still no response [that I want to engage with, so I dismiss it]

I know you love these dismissals since you get to run away from addressing anything in good faith and project about others doing so, shilltrannytard, but that isn't helping anyone here. I said it's a generally solid metric too, not universal (nice weasel behavior btw kek) which like a pseud of course you use the scant exceptions to it to try and disprove it. Unfortunately that's not how rules work though, they don't just disappear because of a few exceptions.
Next?

This would hold more water if the last Mario Kart game wasn't released over 10 years ago and maintained an active presence that whole time.

Did he actially say that?

Underrated point

People care about games.

People go where the games are.

That's why Switch will be go down in history as the most successful gaming system of all time.

Strange how I get called a troll, but everyone who hates me has never once provided a single strong argument against me. Very interesting thing to note. That would explain the "y-you're a pedo" accusations. It's the only thing they can cling to, some attempt at ad hominem in the hopes of not needing to address the actual arguing points.

Hasn't worked yet, but it won't stop them from trying. Bless their hearts.

he doesn't know

you're not a troll, you're a liar
and stupid

Just a reminder that PC has no interesting exclusives like it used to in the '90s.

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

You literally defended a guy who was caught sexting minors because you thought it was a fitting "punishment" for people calling you names, and refuse to denounce a guy you regularly associate with who spams cp so much that he got the original archive domain taken down because they couldn't go through and manually un-list the images in his posts fast enough. I'd be willing to bet money you have shit saved that could get you v&'d.

good faith

pretty sure that went out the window as soon as the failings of hours per dollar were likened to retardbabble.
there's nothing to do until the single easiest counterexample is addressed. so yes, anon. 500 ubisloppa game. insane value in this metric, but we all seem to hate it. why is that?
if you can't address this, literally nothing else you say is worth listening to.

switch got lucky with covid

Yeah because the Switch was totally struggling before covid and wasn't breaking sales records around the world.

Kek seethe harder.

you literally defended

Proof?

NO I REFUSE TO GIVE PROOF TO TROLLS

What a shame.

"Ok, ignoring the fact I defend pedophiles, you have no reason to hate me!"

I wonder if the Steam Deck would have been significantly more successful if Valve actually sold it at retail. It feels like the biggest problem with it.

Parents don't see it while shopping either in person or at online retailers like Amazon

Parents need a Steam account to buy it for their children/teenagers in the first place

Not advertised anywhere

It feels like it could have done much better.

y-you defend pedophiles

no, I won't give any proof of this, just baseless accusations!

yes

Switch was only a success because of covid!!!

If anything it just reinforces it, considering again that it's largely the same as the previous games.

the failings of hours per dollar

Of which there was 2 (two), unrelated, brought up in the context of the entirety of consumer products, and in the context of vidya.
It was a cute attempt at a "Gotcha!" but again, it still fell short and doing revisionism now to hide your embarrassment at how retarded it sounds is not a good look, shilltroon.
What next, another larp? More seething that your compelled speech attempts at working?
kek

All you have to do is post proof you own AC6

>Parents don't see it while shopping either in person or at online retailers like Amazon

It is on amazon in most countries, it's just at an absolutely asinine markup iirc.
The retail store thing is absolutely true however, impulse buying off shelves is a bigger thing for sales than most people realize, especially for pricey electronics.

the covid cope is always funny because the people claiming it have to start doing backflips to explain why the xbox and playstation didn't see this magical increase in sales the switch got from covid

still no argument against 500 hour ubislop

LOL

Which is doubly asinine when people stuck in their homes would much prefer a static home console to a portable they can't even take out due to being locked in their homes.

Axyn's adventure proves you wrong

You stinking jeet, fix that fucking picture and remove the white space at the bottom. I know you shit on the street and can't fathom having standards in anything in your pathetic life, but if you post that screenshot for the 598937 time with the blank space at the bottom I swear I am going to find you and force you to take a fucking shower (then I'll bet your sorry ass)

RMA you device it's busted.

do it for me macaco slave

THERE IS A GLOBAL CONSPIRACY TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I DEFEND PEDOS!!! CLEARLY, I AM IMPORTANT AND INFLUENTIAL ENOUGH THAT THEY'RE TRYING TO FRAME ME!!! WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?!?!?!

it's actually a pretty well known issue, it drains anywhere from 30-60% of your battery if you leave it on standby for a day depending on what you had open
meanwhile actual portable consoles use less than 1% a week while on standby
troonix and windows are simply not ready for portable consoles yet

still dodging any information that proves him wrong out of embarrassment

still seething that I won't indulge his compelled speech autism

Holy kek
Mind
Raped

still stalling against the ubislop example

Doug, join your fellow troons and 41% yourself

STILL dodging points that make him look retarded for disproving him

STILL seething I won't do his acrobatics and bend and leap through his speech hoops

The autistic. The raped.

This falls pretty flat considering just how many corpos/advertisers run shilling campaigns on this board alone, nigga.

doug right now

Plus he's purposely ignoring that I made a typo. I meant to say that he edited a picture of the archive to hide the actual post I made. I didn't mean to say that the archive itself was edited.

Not that it'll stop them from being retarded and spamming it a hundred times over.

I'm not defending you tranny, don't talk to me.

Canadians are undeserving of human rights. Schedule an assisted suicide appointment at our nearest convenience.

it reinforces IT.

Pathetic argument.

gets caught faking evidence

called out and BTFO

"k-kill yourself"

Another humiliating defeat for console warriors. All you can do now is run back to your hugbox threads and pray that everyone forgets your little attempt at deceit.

Nope, it's the same argument and this other "gotcha!" failed miserably. MK8 was released twice Mister Retard, MKW literally just looks like MK8 1.55+.
Next?

MOOOOM, YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT OF THE BASEMENT, IT'S NAWT TROOOOO, THEY SUPER HACKED THE ARCHIVE!!!!!!

ESL babble

Uh oh, he's losing it.

Point to me what part of that was esl. The deliberately misspelled words in order to convey a particular low-intellect accent?

wonder which good news for jp game enjoyers that insider glowies have this time that they are already shitting themselves and running doomposting control over it

Mario Kart 8 wasn't released dozens of times. Saying it was just released twice is huge understatement.

Yeah you're right, MK8 has basically been released 3 times now since MKW is even more samey with the previous MK title than others were before it. Impressive, really, even the developers of COD would blush at this point.

Trying to argue with ACTranny is literally just this
youtube.com/watch?v=34Em8BkZYnI
Doesn't matter how many lies you catch him in, he'll just change the subject and deflect to some completely different poster in the thread, often about an entirely separate topic.

its funny he does it so often and about such simple shit
I don't know why asking him to prove hes played armored core 6 makes him seethe so much, especially when he will kick and scream demanding everyone else prove they played it

15 years. This retarded faggot has wasted at bare minimum 15 years of his life posting nonstop to this website. He has accomplished literally nothing in life. Think of where you were 15 years ago. I guarantee you, even if you're the most pitiful NEET on the board, you've accomplished more than him in that time. God damn.

Exactly, shitposters want you to make every intellectual concession possible while giving you none. The only correct option at this point is to stop engaging with that and instead engage in pure derision.
It really is crazy to think of, and he is here literally all day every day, so the larping as if he actually has played any of these games makes even less sense.

His mother board on his PC is fried. His only other platform is a hacked switch.

Funniest one was him praising a link to the past's railroaded tutorial as being more open than tears of the kingdom's sky island, and then proving he's never played it before.

TOTK literally is a walk-and-talk section, and by the time you're done with it, you could already be through Hyrule castle. So it's already better than TOTK's garbage.

you literally said LTTP lets you explore anywhere as soon as you start the game, while posting screenshots of the first screen where guards block of every road except the straight line the game wants you on

OP here
I'm glad this thread caused so much seethe on bitter losers, can't wait to pick up my preordered switch 2 and have fun while you keep seething

Doesn't count, Eric. Your the crazie o/ne

qrd on Eric?