Splatoon3

Post squids.
Discuss squids.
Predict fourth squids.
Squids.

Choctopussy

We'll get Victorian Squids one of these games, I just know it.

Is there any event happening before the end of the season or something

we had our splatfest + eggstra work so unlikely.
Still got 2 challenges left though.

I hope so yes. Still mad we never got full grizzco sets. Unreal.

I pray to god the maps won't be so fucking bad in the next game.
Game is literally rush the enemy base simulator.

making salmon room at rotation

I wonder if we'll get a new GrizzCo Suit design in 4?

pool is dead
ZERO rooms

That faggot nono got blocked by everyone on the Anon Babble thread, he said he'll move here kek I already have him blocked

My internet is too shot right now to fish.

Why is it always the Anon Babble Splatoon players?

I make rooms every day. you pussies never join. so suffer.

I imagine they will yes.

The devs got a bit better by the end So there's slim hope.

If even Anon Babble doesn't want that guy

Holy krakens, did the entire Enemy Team forget about the Rainmaker!?

What will he even do, spam shitty reefslider clips no one cares about? No one makes rooms on poolsclosed anymore.

I have him blocked as well lmao

Callie is forever the best girl.

unblock me broskies

Do squid girls have beaks?

Oh, no! Inkopolis is now full of Squid MILFs! Whatever should these Squid Boys do now!?

In squid form? Likely. In humanoid form? Kinda.

qrd?

I suck ass at this game could you tell me how to be as good as you?

God I wish squids were real

happens more often than you think.

sigma grind.
also pay the fuck attention. are all the enemies on one side of the map? go around and slap them on the arse.
Know your weapons range and damage to make the most of run away enemies, or just pin them down for team mates to help clean up.
watch. your. fucking. ink.
put big bubbles BESIDE the tower NOT on it.
use gyro. (probably want sensitivity of 3-4.5)
idk. give me your gameplay so i can assess your arse.

yes. just look at their teeth in inkling form.

join my room bitch. I have one open right now.
pussy.
squaggot.
fuckbin.

fang

good

lmao

jtveemo makes me need to ink splatzones

He was blocked by the weekly PB host for being a nigger with bad internet

I had NO RIGHT to win this engagment.
lmao.
what a loser.

On Anon Babble he would spam webms, namedrop /ink/ regulars to insult them, try to be buddy-buddy with artists so they would draw him, blog about his life regrets, brag for playing a bottom tier weapon, try to make every conversation about him, and harass people who blocked him.

I quit playing Splatoon 2 several years ago so I might as well be new. I would rather not send my gameplay - it is exceptionally bad and I know it because I only win when kids are at school in my timezone (see my bitching in Anon Babble).
I think I don't look at the map enough. Only when I die to see if I should jump or not. I find I get jumped often and miss opponents positions. So I'm definitely not really paying as much attention as I should.
I'll keep what you said in mind. Thank you friend.

yuh yuh.
My superiority and big dick makes you seethe.

anal, or sphinkter if you prefer

fangfox >>> g!!!

lmao once I'm done with XCX I'll try to join you for some clam blitz matches

fuck you

Do you think Splat4 will be a launch year title or will we get it next year?

blog about his life regrets,

you sqiggers accept nigjohn for this just fine thoughhalbeit.

can't help if I don't see your gameplay lad. suck it up and post it so we can properly advise.
I don't look at the map much myself, just running in and seeing how players are moving from high points is usually enough to get a general idea.
but it is a good thing to improve on.
If you have a weapon that inks well. DO. IT. Make escape paths! VITAL! Make cut offs from enemy escape routes if possible.
sometimes leaving rainmaker shield 90% full of your ink is superior to popping.
MAKE *BOOYAH* YOUR *BOOYAH* CLAMS *BOOYAH*
power clams will put enemy focus allowing allies to make openings, possibly cause sloppy play, plus build free special.

how tf are we supposed to know

I JUST got 100% today. So I'm free.
Next is gal guardians 2 after I max junior...plus meme rain build. this will NOT go wrong. surely.

me junior: 12 kills 4 specials

rando custom nautlius; 4 kills 4 specials

SURROUNDED BY SQUIGGERS

It's called speculation. Splat2 came out a few months after the Switch did so I was simply wondering what other anons thought the launch window for Splat4 could be. How new are you to not realise that?

Yeah I'm not gonna 100% XCX fuck that still love the game though

isn't she a lesbian?

put big bubbles BESIDE the tower NOT on it.

I will do what I want

Okay I'll post it. I hope a replay code is okay, I don't know how to upload a match any other way. I don't have a capture card. This is one we lost that I was actually focused on. My name is mino

RBN7-BB88-Y64B-QKFW

built for big octoling shota cock

ok retard. have fun getting it shredded in 2 seconds rather than it staying up the full time.
dumbarse.

you WILL kill telethia
TWICE
and like it!

you WILL kill telethia

TWICE

and like it!

NO

have fun getting it shredded in 2 seconds rather than it staying up the full time.

have fun getting it crushed 2 frames after you put it down

why are japs so fucking shit at salmon run?

admitting you are retarded.

I said BESIDE not behind!
every single check point has at least 2 good spots to put the bubbler next to the tower to cover 75% of it through its entire duration, without risk of crushing.
You are a brainlet.

Like hell you won't squiddo.

learn to carry naucie

what kind of movement tech would you like to see in splat 4? I think a ground version of surge could be fun

Like hell you won't squiddo

Gonna complete chapter 13 do finish the side/affinty quests and that's it and you can't stop me

lost a fucking mudmouths wave

seriously fuck these japs and don't fresh me I'm genuinely mad right now

Fresh!

STINK!

I think a ground version of surge could be fun

how would that even work
and I feel like it would either never be used or everyone would be surging everywhere instead of just swimming which would be annoying
I just want the glide from side order, make it so you can only get to some parts of the maps by using it or just make it easier/faster to get some places

So. How often did Callie and Marie do terrible, horribly lewd things to Captain Three during her Agent days and how long did it take for her to turn the tables on them?

Every day after the Great Zapfish was returned.

you don't have mp4s/webms made up anon?
either way its fine.
here are mine atm.
RRH8-TXY2-DRQF-7WJU
RHWQ-4YMR-VUSD-00R1

this was a good event.
and by good I mean pure cancerous fun.

two wave 3 wipes

Not our strongest start tonight. Also hello, there's a thread!

you are welcome.

I just want to enjoy the only Reef-Lux rotation we had in months

I blame the e-liter for being slow as fuck

Finally, a damn win.

GOLD

GOLD! Holy shit, we were like a second away from killing it. That much is a miracle on high tide.

E-Liter is fine, I've been loving it so far. The real problem, is, well, to say would be rude but we all know it.

splat4 first?
or spinoff? if so name it.

4

Spinoff

Alright that's good enough for me GG's guys

GGs crew.

Was a bit of a nightmare at times but still mostly decent games. I genuinely thought we were close to HLM or something but two of you niggas were at around the 100 VP mark. Well, we got gold so I ain't complaining.

I lowered my evp because I wanted to enjoy my reef-lux rotation but that obviously backfired on me

The game knew what you were trying to do and said to lube up. Least we got some profit.

at least I'm close to 8,000 big shot kills

Not bad. I'm at 4871.

Damn bro you need to step it up

It would involve double or tripling how much I play the game, which I am not able to nor particularly willing. And it would also involve taking your big shot kills, which I'm sure you would love.

I want to ink their splat zones

Yeah don't even bother no point in stressing out over a badge

says the squidiot breaking his hands for his reefmux badge

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

yeah that's why I told him not to do it I know from experience fang you squigger

It was never on the table in the first place. Took me forever just to finish up all of the rest, and despite how I'd beeline it for big shots, the number never went up quick. I just don't have the time or drive to play as much as most of you do. Lots of the pool added me, and out of all of them probably only one person doesn't have a significantly higher of hours played. I'd be surprised if I ever got a gold king badge. At the most, I expect to get one more gold banner before 4 is announced.

I'd be surprised if I ever got a gold king badge

what's the highest you have?

Says here cohozuna with 621 kills. Fug is surprisingly close with 600. Joe is 241, which sounds right. Kind of surprised I have as many triumvirate victories as I do, 73 successfully capped.

Marina sexo on idol live TV
with that out of the way, I dont think i'll be able to get max level and rank in s1 before the 1 decade anniversary of the fame which holy shit thats in like 8 days. That's kinda fucked up when you think about it, how did a decade pass already
also, are there any good batteries for the wiiu pad that last longer? I can probably figure out how to open the thing up myself, but i had a few times where i've been playing for a couple hours and had to stop to recharge it

Splatoon is my favourite game I've never played (safe for the global testfire back on wii u), the ink is just genius game design as a reload mechanic, movement mechanic and also the thing that determines the overall score.

not bad I have 763 fug kills and 391 joe kills

Shame you can't play with us I'm assuming you don't play because you don't want to pay for online

Actually pretty surprised how close our fug kills are. Not surprised at the joe discrepancy, I fight that thing way too often with freelancers and they just can't fucking do it.

What's next for Splatoon?
I feel like Splatoon 2 and 3 almost haven't iterated enough on Splaroon to be justified as their own games. On the other hand, the formula is already pretty much perfect, so is all we are gonna get essentially the same game over and over again, just as a more recent release to keep sales stable?

I'm terrible when it comes to fighting joe so that's that's why my kills are so low

Well it doesn't help that RNG plays a way bigger role in its fight than the other 2, what with the targeting.

lmao once I'm done with XCX I'll try to join you for some clam blitz matches

add my character in your party
it's lvl99

Yeah, you can keep track of the order of players he targets but if someone dies, it just throws everything off

it's really hard for me to position joe in the right place which is why we fail to kill him tonight

How? never done the online in xcx

if someone dies, it just throws everything off

That's literally me ever joe wave sorry

If it targets me, I try to prioritize both getting it to face the rest of the team and making it kill guys for free eggs. Usually it's not easy to get both so I try for one or the other. Of course if I"m in the middle of getting swarmed or have a weapon like charger that doesn't let me move quick then I'm fucked.

Shit, I just realized map changed half an hour ago. Debating if I should risk randos for my bonuses.

Shit, I just realized map changed half an hour ago.

did it really? shit it did damn I would play but I have to do a few things before I go to bed

friends appear outside the barracks near the mission console

Really? Does it mean that you can see my character?

A is a fellow reclaimer

Nice

goo tuber and nova

Fuck me, this is going to be painful. Gonna give it like one or two shots, and if no win then I'm out.

nova is good bro what are you talking about

yes

I had no idea

skill issue

gg anon
no...

yes...

GGs.

I guess you guys have seen my lame oc

I don't like it in SR. It has range, but the lack of killing power makes me wish I had SS pro and the lack of accuracy makes me wish I had squelcher.

you guys are making me slightly tempted to get it and see your characters

Yeah it's basically dualie squelchers without dodge rolls if you compare their stats.

Yeah but at least dualie squelchers let me reliably hit things I want to hit. Nova's shots go all over the fucking place, it's like a longer aerospray.

Marie is for 4, Captain 3 smells horrible.