We have officially entered the COPE phase

We have officially entered the COPE phase

A fucking educated journalist unironically wrote, "you just need to stop whining and touch grass"

Good bait if it's fake though.

blud ragebaits for a living :skull:

It's a much better game than Eternal in every way, Anon Babble's seethe over this game is embarrassing and baffling.

Why do western games always have dumb journalism like this? The same thing happened with TLOU2, DA Veilguard, Concord, etc.

A fucking educated journalist

dhruv bhatnagar

@grok is this real? please verify saar

Your cope is embarrassing.

LMAO!!!!!!

Youre as retarded as this article for posting it and putting it into people's brains..

If he were educated or a journalist he wouldn't be writing about Doom TDA.

Isn't the whole retarded touch grass meme the opposite of playing video games? That's a contradictory argument.

Dhruv Bhatnagar

lol. lmao.

Why did he change his mind?

Don't complain, just give us $80 and consoom consoom consoom, slaves.

That's right chuds! You WILL play the game regardless and you WILL like it.

Jobs are at steak!

He was paid to do so. None of these journalists have minds of their own, just like those they preach to. You're all under mind control.

The payment went through.

He's saying that people are subbing to Game Pass instead of buying new AAA games.

There are dozens of X accounts dedicated to farming ragebait threads like this one for the sole purpose of making money from engagements. Don't take the bait, let those people starve.

I agree. Loving the game didn't buy it tho. Gamepass makes it way too easy to play these 20 hour single-player experiences at a fraction of the price. Its only a matter of time before they stop putting flagship new release titles on it.

PLAY THE GAME SAAAAARS PLEASE SAAARS THE GAME DO THE PLAYING SAAARS

This. So much this.

that was fast

make game no one wants

this is somehow the consumer's fault and not the developer/publishers

make game no one wants

It's more like trying new shit. I'm pretty sure 90% of your favorite games stemmed from soemthing unique about it.

People definitely wanted Zoom 3. Instead we got a weird first-person Captain America game.

Bhatnagar

New Doomguy armor unironically looks pretty cool, I think.

I almost agree. I think removing weapon mod switching and double binding two weapons to one key are objectively bad. There's also about 50% too many parries.

A captain america game like this doom would be pretty neat

What you got was a prettier Serious Sam with enemies that barely resemble those from Doom. Not worth $80, not even $50.

how is it that a furfag slopper can see what the rest of you cannot?

qrd?

What's there to run down?

You get money for how much people engage with your shit on Twitter and a great way to farm engagement is to post obvious bait because people go on Twitter to get mad at each other

I don't use xitter or whatever, you saying jeets are making money off my shitposts?

Bruv... Buttnigga...

The best part about touching grass? It doesn't cost me $70 or $80 or whatever the fuck this game costs.

it's really bad compared to eternal/2016

The grass is artificial. The soil is poisoned. The air is polluted and the water is chemically designed to kill you.

it's not a bad game as long as you don't play it