27 years old

I dropped out in 8th grade because I'm too sigma.

Good. White people deserve to be discriminated against.

I'm a based anti-natalist who recognizes the injustice of my being brought into the world against my will, and so I acknowledge that the world owes me a living and deserves no effort from me.

He’s got a connection, which is his former professor Dr.Kleiner

A wizard (g man) gave him those powers

why didn't he get a phd in math for 300k starting anywhere he wants?

Why are you brown and stinky?

I'm not a vidya game protagonist

I'm white, I just acknowledge my privilege and strive to do better.

Accidentally signed up for firearms training

Oh no! It's retarded!

I'm 20.

Oy vey

get a PhD

get sent to work alongside other people with PhDs

You start at the bottom among peers

He was a nepobaby clearly. Comes late, fucks around with the equipment, keeps bothering all the hard-working eggheads. Ends up creating the resonance cascade.
He's a mute! How could a mute ever get a PhD in theoretical physics?

I was playing too much vidya.

why would i do any of that faggot shit when i can just play video games?

ahh yes, you are 'white'.

Ends up creating the resonance cascade.

He's a mute! How could a mute ever get a PhD in theoretical physics?
t.

modern job market

I'm not a race mixer.

So doom 2016 ripped off half life?

Doom's been ripping off HL since D3.

It was the year 2000, the height of human civilization. We still lived in a meritocracy

nepobaby

He got the job because by wild coincidence his doctoral thesis was "using crystals to open rifts to alien dimensions"

I am an SPD and ADHD ridden zoomer with chronic health issues in an abusive household that has been deprived of sleep and food since 2020 trying to make up for lost time ever since, and I have had next to zero consistent interaction with friends or other adults in the household beyond occasional outside expeditions. My envelope of ideas has been exhausted more often than not and nobody else has any concrete vision for the future for the last decade that could have been executed.

If I could have just a little more health and organization and focus, the burdens and accumulated technical debt would have already been gone after less than a year, if not a few months and this house would be renovated on top of that. I wish I could be stronger and to do better, as I am deeply unsatisfied by the efficiency and results of everything that I and everyone else do for at least 2-3 years now and the pace to do something about them and to escape the various prisons of mind that have been erected over the decades has not been fast enough.

What good is talent or power that is left undisciplined, unstructured, and unguided? If I could have had this phase of my life extended by at least 5-10 years, that would have been fantastic. But it feels right now like a good chunk of my life has been chipped away and wasted, the moment never fully seized. I am simply short on steam.

I offer no excuse for what I may have unwittingly but willingly subjected myself to in my own detriment since 2020. I can only give explanations for what happened to influence what. I would absolutely have loved to been in a cushy Ivy League laboratory right now solving practical problems for something like physics, but this is the winding path that I have stumbled on in moments between motivated lucidity and clouded judgement and vision.

I just don't remember what to do anymore sometimes, there's too much information that has gone through my mind and junked it up. I wish I could reset everything.

I'm gay and retarded

to be fair half-life was basically a more immersive doom 1

absolutely garbage aim with automatics

throws grenades like a teenage girl

master operator

firing both barrels of a spas-12 is a nice trick i'll give him that

Yeah, Newton did more than that and he was only 27 at the time AND actually existed

I'm not a figment of someone's imagination.

It's the suit.

who cares, he didn't get his dick sucked by Minhee

Newton had too much penie girth for tiny Asian mouths anyway

yes, only that he was from a family of scientists, he himself was almost a genius, although he studied just like that and that his supervisor was Kleiner himself

I can't do math

his raw willpower and determination despite the odds is what got him hired by a space god perusing species anyways

i dated a chinese girl who did her physics phd at mit. she was really cute desu, I would recommend it.

PhD in Physics

Impressive but it has no monetary incentive

MIT

Very impressive

Government research facility

Not impressive

I'm not a fictional character written to be perfect.

Me too. She would also constantly ask me about my work and spent a lot of time on the phone with her family in Beijing. Unfortunately we broke up shortly after Elon got rid of my department.

working at darpa is really sought after

Gordon was 100% a nepopbaby

working at a facility that figured out how to travel to alien worlds

not impressive

Half Slop 2: Wokie-sode 1

God I hope I live to play HL3

My professors/tutors were garbage and could not actually read our books (English).

I don't want to do that.

26 years old

general

full-time position as emperor

plaps europe so hard they seethe about it for over 20 years

whats your excuse?

I hope HLX isn’t a gigantic nothingburger

He was a nepobaby

It's not going to be Half-Life 3, it'll just be another spin off.

I don't have manlet rage