Which way, male trainer?

Which way, male trainer?

Bottom right can become all the rest.

All of them. You cannot stop me.

Absol

living christmas ornament

Goat

Wolf

Furry

Panther

Fox

Cat

Carbuncle (rodent)

Human Embryo

Only one of these is a cat.

Ofc I pick Persian

For me, it's Luxray (male) (fat balls, small, barbed cock).

can I get a dog instead?

All of them are feline pokemon except for mew.

Panthers are not cats apparently

nevermind persians are a defined breed of housecats.

Espeon

Umbreon

Mew

cats

mo Liepard

Shit list made by a retard, but I’d take my OG nigga 4 life Persian

One katress please

Where is Liepard?

espeon and umbreon

not cats

They're a nekomata and black cat/fox

Mew can transform nigga

umbreon and espeon are foxes

the man in the fursuit is a cat but the cat isnt because... mrrowwlll *yiffs*

No they aren't.

Meowscarada since it has arms and hands. That way you can train it to be your gaming partner bf.

Persian because they get Payday naturally

Umbreon's showing off his ass but I'll take my Delcatty husband home

uses assist to break 5 metas

which one is more racist, Delcatty or Persian?

mew is the only right answer because it can use fucking transform

Persian is not a persian cat. It's like 3 feet tall and 9 feet long. And nobody says "here, watch my cat" when handing over a mountain lion.

bottom left

Mew canonically fucked the human scientist and gave birth to the human-pokemon aberration known as mewtwo. In the original canon which has been retconned. Regardless, it has one piece of in-game evidence suggesting mew is a human loving slut.

mewscarada doesn't have hands. No thumbs and only two points of articulation per digit. They are paws.

which ever one has the biggest penor

skitty

Mew is the only one I like.

No Liepard

No Pyroar

No Incineroar

No Chien-Pao

no glaceon

I sleep

espeon, i love the concept of the eevee line.

esl

She looks untamed

Espeon is a thousand times more sexy than glaceon

I want to fuck this fat bitch

I don't think Absol and Mew are cats?
I don't know why but I also never really saw Luxray as a cat but it makes sense for it to be one. I guess I saw him more as a dog.
Anyway I'd probably go with Mew, it'd be fun to have around.

Drowzee’s big ass.

god that art is so cool. i remember that remix this photo was used for
we know alright! we get it!

Ill take a houndoom (male)

for your single mom?

I feel like letting your Meowth evolve shpuld constitute as abuse. They're already purrfection.

both claim to be universalist but delcatty keeps dark-types as slaves while persian won't obey any trainer that doesn't have a badge from the qoms gym

I wish we got the pre-evo from the leaks.

LOL
Sorry but Glaceon is the official sluteevelution.

shes to weak and boring

Curse GF for making them a Special Attacker with fucking Moxie.

Uh sure.....

does nothing for me
the purple one is the only one that get me horny

normal type is white. every move used by delcatty becomes normal type

OFFICIAL CAT POKEMON POWER RANKINGS

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thats nice
what a thoughtful son

Mew the best.

Luxray needs to be higher.
Otherwise, yeah.

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its not really a cat

Umbreon looks more like a bunny.