Here's your popcorn and cola. Enjoy the movie, sir.
Here's your popcorn and cola. Enjoy the movie, sir
I heard the movie is so good you would die for a seat.
Kek. I read it in his voice
Actually, no thanks. I was just told the movie will be on streaming services in 2 weeks. I’m going home.
Thanks, Robert. Say, you look different today. Did you do something with your hair?
I saw this thread on r/greentext and am reposting it on Anon Babble for (You)s.
Agent 47 will never do that to me.
H-holy shit!
Has anybody told you you look EXACTLY like Helmut Kruger! Yeah! That supermodel from the Sanguine 2016 collection! Aw man, can I take a picture with you?
Weren't you black?
Thank you robert
*starts walking away*
Wait a second…
*immediately returns back to the check out line*
Robert, did you get a haircut? It looks great.
Thanks
This Final Destination is going to be a smash!
You feeling okay, Robert? You're looking a little pale. Anyways, I found a weird green vial inside one of my buckets the other week, you guys should be more careful.
I need to use the bathroom
Than-OH MY GOD
STAY AWAY!
IF YOU KILL ME I'LL SCREAM!
Is Robert on break or something? Who are you?
I've been binging the previous movies with friends, the quality drop after 2 is insane.
A contract is a contract.
Can I get some extra emetic seasoning on my popcorn?
Thanks Robert, hey when you get a chance, there's what seems to be a knocked out black guy in the bathroom, might wanna call someone about that.
ANON WAIT, HE'S NOT ME HE'S AN ASSASSIN COME TO KILL YOU
JUST GIVE ME A MOMENT I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM
Is there a list of all these weird ass Movie rules? I know about the Theater Falcon, the popcorn mines, and the complimentary bucket of crabs legs, but what are the others?
AHHHH... [BONK!] Oh... I thought he was running after ME! Thanks Robert, you're one of the good ones.
Penis inspection, no singles policy.
whitewashing Robert
This is Trump's fault
Sorry to interrupt the 'kino' guys, but it's someone's birthday today.
He's a really good friend and he's here all alone today so I figured I'd try to brighten up his day a little.
Everyone, please, let's all sing 'Happy Birthday' to my good friend Anon at the back!
How did you know I just got a PS5?
How did you know I got a PS5?
Is Robert the most respected black man in all of Anon Babble
HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAY
I made a fresh batch of popcorn. Just for you.
See anything you like, sir?
I think so
simply because he is more than just a black
*throws coin behind counter*
Huh? What was that?
Robert whos that? You are imagining things anon
thanks
by the way I know who you are, I just don't care
*siiiip*
mmm this some tasty po-OHH IM GONNA HURL i don't feel so good uhhh
Bros? Tobias always fills in for Robert on his days off. What are you talking about?
Hey who are you I don't remember seeing you working here where's Robert at?
How did you him out of the lock
Wait a minute that nigger...
Yeah can I get some popcorn?