New 500$ League of Legends skin

I refuse to buy a skin that’s more than $25 max

Asian whales.

And they call chink gachas predatory

At that price? Does it suck me off?

Wait till yiu find out how expensive CS skins are. IIRC some ak-47 was sold for 70 000 dollars

CS is different though since there's resell value

valve can make infinite amount skins just by changing a number on a computer

"resell value"

500 bucks for anything solely digital

no. but at least this skin isn't genuinely ugly like jinx's arcane skin was. most money i've ever spent was 20$ on a mount in a MMO. i wouldn't spend a penny on a fucking moba game.
retarded whales with too much money and too little brains. then you got youtubers and what not who want to brag about owning all dem skins.

The bar has been set for "deluxe" quite some time ago.
$100 skins for terminally online MOBA players that played it for upwards of 20 years, is just not something "special" anymore.

I wouldn't get something like this simply because in any game that just puts the target in your back. I remember playing Pic related game. Devs decided to add $500 skin for mechs. You would literally get team killed at the start of every match lmao.
I didn't see any of those gold skins ever again after the wave of anger was over.

Not worth $500 if the tits aren't big enough to be jiggling.

1st stop being selfish
2nd support the devs
3rd support the players
4th stop being poor

Riot is so funny, nobody is buying this shit compared to Faker's Ahri. Uzi's popularity died right after his retirement, Kaisa isn't picked by the egirls who easily make up more than 50% of the whale playerbase because damn near all of them spend all of their time hunting cute skins over learning how to play, and its still 500 fucking dollars?

Armchair analyst

cringe

Im pretty sure league is on the way out so Tencent is squeezing that game for every penny.

No I think they have their playerbase figured out. They could sell them for 1000 and the literal retards plaguing this game would still sell their kidneys to buy it. You think you've seen it all but these animals aren't human.

Seems nice, probably yes

Just because Americans and Europeans are poor and lazy doesn't mean Chinese can't afford it

Can you direct all of the Chinese/Korean coomer whales to WoW so we can get titty armor again? Thanks.

To add onto that, Uzi's career is seen as a disappointment with his only major win being 2018 MSI after all that PR he's been getting from 2012-2020. His rookie successor GALA on the org he's stuck with from the start, upon immediately replacing Uzi, went on to win back to back MSIs and is considered to be the best Kaisa player of all time, the champion for Uzi's $500 skin lol.

Uzi failed to bring China their first Worlds title, got replaced by an inarguably better ADC who was a complete fucking random prior, no longer a top 5 ADC of all time for god knows how long now, a career full of complete fucking failures.

They saw Dota 2 battle passes during TI and said "we can do that too"

Are they being sold for 70k from valve to the customers?

Who’s up next for EU spot? Caps or Rekkles?

Random wolf bullshit

Kai'Sa's endless potential of skins has not even be tapped into yet, nearly all of them are premium garbage.

Retired players take priority so its the obvious Perkz.

how will we take an original spin on the latex bodysuit girl with purple highlights

let's make the latex bodysuit girl with red-gold highlights!

Kaisa players deserve their $500 chosen of the wolf

I wouldn't buy a skin for $50 if her bare tits were exposed, fuggin $500 lmao

Faker is still playing tho

How to people still put up with this lazy 2d jiggle bone shit
And if you told me this came from some random chinese gacha game, I would never know the difference

Faker dick sucking is simply prioitized more.

I wouldn't even play the game for $500

Uzi is winning at life and you're seething

Riot has been sucking Faker's dick since his inception

whats so special about it

the economy can't be fucked enough if there is actually a market for $500 skins

Millionaire

Yeah but Uzi's still big in China and China is the target audience for whales and everything else

Could have chosen literally any animal in the world that goes along well with her evolution gimmick

A wolf

You cannot make this shit up.

Why do new LoL characters look so souless? Are they being designed by AI?
Also, why do they all look vaguely korean?

Ruler fucks hotter chicks

because uzi is known as the "mad dog"
shes from 2018

because LoL caters to the korean market
esport is big there
that's why all the theme songs are Kpop now

more Wuxia inspired skins

It hurts to look at Legacy skins from a time when Riot was an American company. Have fun celebrating Chinese New Year, i guess.

Oh no, ruler (not you) has hotter chicks and a million dollars more?

Ruler fucks the hottest of chicks and is a multi millionaire

you need a phd degree to know one "safe-coom" bait girl made for asian minds from another. They are literally all the same woman.

SOVL

Riven's hot as fuck when she isn't xiaoified

You joke but this is genuinely better art

WOW deserves to die, thoughbeit

We have to go back.

the asian brain is a competitive brain. While the old meme for a men living in a empty room with a PC and being happy is true, it is not true for asian men: they need to know that they have a bigger empty room than their neighbor. They live to compete. If I buy the 100 dollars skins, you will buy the 500 dollars skin even if you have no money at all. You will literally go play the Squid games to get those 500 dollars to pay for a skin. You will be gutted like a fish by others who too play the Squid games for 500 dollars to buy a skin. But if you win... if you fucking win... and buy that skin.... oh... man... you won the competition!!! you are now number one!!! You one upped me!!!! You won at life!!!

that one co-worker that listens to LoL kpop music at work

How many games of Kai'Sa did Uzi play compared to games of Vayne?

I swear he was basically retiring when Kai'Sa came out.

Considering the rarity, you more or less have to spend more than that to actually get such a rare specimen by $2 lootboxes.

start reading chinese webnovels

a lot of the time p2w/whaling shit crops up

almost always the author tries to portray the whale as being in the right for shit stomping people with their p2w stuff

when the mc gets dicked over he seethes but when he whales and dicks over other people he's smug

its gotta be a bugpeople thing to justify whaling and they legitimately get pissed off if they dont get free wins after whaling

LoL kpop music

There's literally not enough to make satisfying rotation unless he's autistic

he listens to them on repeat so loud I can hear it from his earphones

I always say these are completely stupid but I know a guy who bought the last one so the fools do exist.

and?
the government has the power to print 900 quadrilion dollars right now and make usd completely worthless if they wanted to, that doesn't mean usd doesn't currently have value

I have never bought a skin in any game. I certainly wouldn't buy this generic-cartoon-fantasy garbage.
And the animation is atrocious, by the way

generic shitty chinkslop skin

leaguefags are retarded

how does it feel to be such a massive faggot that you spend real money on costmetic microtransactions?

its the tragedy of not being unique by virtue of where you are born. Most Europeans are kinda born unique: not many kids are born these days, the nations are small, the nations are different, the people in a nation can each take a different hobby and just be basically the top in his field because it is a best of 1-2 so you compete for the first place with yourself.
Asian countries are all big, with many people, with either past big birth rate or big current birth rate. It gets depressing knowing that if you choose the hobby of "under water basket weaving" there is another asian kid better than you in it... hell there are 50 better than you... you competing to stay in the top 100 of a meme made up hobby.

league of legends skin

but thats the whore from shitwatch

Uzi played against prime Korean superteams while he was mostly surrounded by bums. He dragged some real shitters to back to back worlds finals. Should have won worlds 2017 if fucking mlxg game 5 lee sin didn't happen.

They've made literally 6 (six) kpop songs 7 if you include Gods, 8 if you include Anima Power

... weird flex, but ok. There's items for two grand in Dota - wanna talk about that?

to the average asian their life just does not matter because they are a cog in a mashine that has 10000 spare cogs. In nations with high iq you see them living life buying retarded shit like LoL skins and in nations like India they have to prove to their friends that they can go and stand in front of the train until the last moment and then jump away.... but they are low iq so they cannot calculate their odds and the train wins.

This really is the most generic looking shit. It's not even slightly interesting to me, even down to the way it's colored and shaded
Like how do you fuck up two floating fiery wolf heads? It's amazing how utterly and completely fucking soulless this is
Whoever designed it probably isn't even a person. I don't mean in the sense of it being AI or whatever. I mean a flesh and blood human who has not actually achieved sentience

From what i remember he was mostly a victim of the imported superteam meme and every year he would drop his entire team and pick up a different all-star korean jungle and support, and every year build the ultimate 'win lane lose game' team with absolutely no cohesion or strategy beyond forcing individual outskills in the 2v2 and hoping that the other team doesnt know what a rotation is.

Blink, bitch, blink!

Did someone do her hair for this photo? I've been in the hospital for a single night and my short hair looked a million times worse than this.