How can ANYONE enjoy this piece of shit. The 4 hours I spent with this game where some of the most miserable I've had since playing rdr2, every time you fucking blink you have to roll a dice. It's like if they made pokemon but every move was focus blast. Is there something I'm missing? How is this supposed to be fun?
I don't fucking get it
Sounds like you don't enjoy the genre. Why play it if you don't enjoy the genre? Let's assume this was your first experience with the genre for a moment. Why are you throwing a temper tantrum? Just move on. No need to get emotional about a video game.
I feel so bad for the bronyOP
It's a chinese astroturf, but you know that janny OP. Hiro gets paid so you make these threads.
Because I've seen people throating this game for the last 2 years and I'm genuinely confused
is this the thread?
I'm going to make a all women run and I'm going to make them all wear less clothing the more hours the game go by until they're fully naked during the final confrontation.
Probably not. OP is already seething and getting vanned for cp
Here's the gameplay before the shills show up to defend it
They don't in any true sense. They're not gamers. Go play some real RPGs and be in gaming ecstasy. This is proof that overrated garbage needs to be called out for what it is.
A game so trash even this faggot can land a valid point on it
where was the valid point
gameplay working as intended
go play some real rpgs
which ones I really wanna play one after E33
Note how E33 always comes up in these threads now
Persona 5 Royal AGAIN
Because the dice said so
>Can I see the dice?
No
This works for literally every single game with RNG in it and extends to damn near every facet of game design as a whole, such as drop rates, bullet spray, and enemy AI patterns.
Genuinely one of the dumbest "critiques" I have seen in my life. 2/10 got me to reply.
the gameplay is awful but that is because 5E fucking sucks donkey dick
This getting it over Zelda is totally unfair and untrue.
China spent so much money buying awards for this
can I see the dice
turn on the combat log, it shows all the rolls.
Hell, any class with a reaction that impacts misses or dodges will show the roll when it prompts you to use it
Sounds boring
Your fault for playing china games. I automatically ignore every game when tencent is involved. Just look at poe2, absolute garbage.
I fucking HATE p5. I wish I could strangle every single character in that game
did you like any other rpgs that use dnd mechanics?
are you a zoomer and this is the first time youve played this type of game
English voices is illegal but you didn't know that until now.
RNG, turn based game
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RNG, real time game
:)
yes
the combat is an acquired taste. genuinely didn't like it at first and even now, i don't love it. act 2 is not very well written and feels far too bleak and boring in comparison to act 1 and 3. i think the best thing this game has going for it is range of items and builds you can use and the supporting characters being complex and great. that's about it.
The game isn't fun
Just the tools you can use that still don't make it fun
And that's why it's an obvious shill campaign
pokemon comparison in the same post of a CRPG
Oh brother, I really dont look forward to more of this garbage when it gets a Switch 2 port
Okay now post the stats of people that finished Witcher 3 or even completed Hearts of Stone / Blood and Wine.
This is the first of its kind I've played and if this is how all of them are supposed to be I firmly believe anyone who enjoys them should be lobotomized
HOW DARE YOU like what I personally DONT LIKE??
You need to be 18 to post on Anon Babble.
OP actually thought these posts were real and not astroturf
Nigger, It won game of the year at the biggest marketing event in gaming, did you really think they werent going to spend money shilling it here too?
4 hours
Not much
What i like about it is the combat (optimizing gear and builds to get absurdly op by endgame is fun) and most companions are interesting, at least for the first playthrough
Act 3 kinda sucks in regards to character and story pacing but the fights and gear are still fun
If you dont like D&D then it's not gonna be your cup of tea though
Don't forget that you have real homework now.
why do you post this image in every bg3 thread? Sometimes people want to discuss what they've played on a videogame board, not everyone is a shill.
Sometimes people want to discuss what they've played on a videogame board
Go discuss it in the Anon Babble thread like every other game. Any other game makes constant threads outside the Anon Babble thread, they get 404d. Only these chinese shilled ones are allowed to flood the board. So it keeps getting called out. And rightfully so.
don't discuss vidya on the vidya board
You're delusional. Popular games get threads, it's as simple as that. You're so hopped up on this idea that you're constantly being advertised to that you're lashing out at shadows. Calm down.
The game isn't popular. It's shilled. And you're one of the shills.
Won't report actual sales
Swen won't say "Taiwan is a country" in a public address
do you think you would feel the same way about the pen and paper version or would holding the dice and rolling it yourself make a difference?
How can ANYONE enjoy this piece of shit.
I don't think you appreciate how low the bar is now, OP. look at everyone celebrating the goyslop E33 piece of shit today. BG3 was the E33 of two years ago. we're just going to keep getting goyslop because all the seals are addicted now and they keep throwing out their money absentmindedly for the New Shiny Thing.
This just keeps getting more true as the schizo bumps his own ad thread
Reminder that Dragonirian doesn't make these threads and E33 because he hates them it's because he's obsessed with Jennifer English and spams the chinese shill posts as an excuse.
Jannies make these threads when the post count on Anon Babble falls below limits that attract sponsors. Everything else is just schizos chasing their tulpas