So...what really happened here? The shit feels like peak lolcow material

NTA but why. He has a lot of kids? Are they retarded or something? That is what I got reading between the lines

He's bullying his own kids I guess?
Actually living with this insufferable autist is punishment enough I'd want to kill myself too

...did something happen?

Uhm...

In this particular case I believe the issue is that nothing has happened for quite a while now, contrary to what was promised.

they fucked very fast and the woman was very horny on stream

Sounds pretty cool

he looks like fat jonathan blow

This.

gets really upset with Marias story and says how it hits home

witcher 3 video related to their divorce

He makes synthetic man look like a gigachad, damn

That webcam is out of date.

why the fuck do you niggers have repeat threads so often?

its the guy partially responsible for all the absurdly long, shitty youtube video game "retrospectives"

why is toploli allowed to exist

I thought that was Raycevick. He's the one who started the trend of [game title] x years later videos.

joms

this fat ugly bastard has 4 kids

I can't get a date

His wife is a BPD schizo but still...

He's talked about it several times that he was abused as a child.

Yeah I still have no idea who you are talking about. Just please give me a name.

beard to cover up his totally fucked up face and mouth

there are a lot of people who are partially responsible to the modern video essay format we have today, but raycevick didn't make 5 hour long video essays like joseph anderson did. his longest video was only like an hour and a half.

the town is making him stupid

How does Battler become so smart so suddenly?

That's Hbomberguy

Noah Gervais Caldwell predates both and his videos are very lengthy. One of his first vids(over 10 years old now) was a 2 and a half hour long script-reading about mass effect. I feel like Joseph jumped onto the trend rather than creating it.

its joseph anderson, a guy mostly known for his witcher retrospective videos, and infamously having taken nearly 5 years to make his witcher 3 video. a project that lead to him becoming a cringe livestreamer who is bad a video games and his wife leaving him.

make decent video essays for a while

decide to take on a massive project

takes years to put together

start streaming to fill the content void

slowly streaming takes over your life because it's low effort and any retard can do it

main project gets put on the backburner

Many such cases.

that's why i said partially responsible, not fully responsible. i'm not putting it solely on him.

Matthewmatosis started it. A 3 hour long commentary/analysis was huge back in the day.

did he genuinely get divorced or is that just shitposting

streams are unironicaly more worthwhile than reading plot summaries off a wiki for 5 hours desu

Noah always mogged everyone except maybe Matthew desu. He usually has something interesting to say.

I watched his stuff from like 2016-2018 but stopped when he started talking about games like like Witcher and nu-GoW which I don't care about

Is newars even culturally relevant at this point? My brain has filtered everything star wars related since.

Yeah. He talked about it at the start of an Umineko stream.

he genuinely got divorced, i know that part is true.
apparently some third wave feminism discord kitten has him wrapped around her finger now, but i don't know if that's true since i haven't watched him stream a game in a long time. i've only heard that claim from other people who do still watch his content.

Never decent, he treats blockbuster slop like literature and ironically has no actual taste in literature himself. Just empty analysis of disney movies for ten hours.

he did genuinely good videos on SOMA and Amnesia

I vaguely remember seeing some stream clip from this guy years ago where he mentioned working as a male stripper and meeting his wife through that. Thought it was just a low effort unfunny bit but now im not so sure.

yeah but his streams are just him playing games that he clearly doesn't even enjoy and complaining about how much he doesn't enjoy them, and playing them very poorly at that. its not particularly interesting or fun to watch. he is the darksydephil of youtube video essayists.

He met her in highschool in Wales, so it would be really weird if he was also a male stripper.

Noah's videos and insights are so boring and drab. It's crazy how highly praised he is on reddit and Anon Babble.

He watched an hour long matthewmatosis video and said “hey i can do that” but he didn’t have anything to say

*coughs into the mic*

are his books even good

Explain the millions of subscribers?

just go to his recent streams and that woman is on his streams

appeal to popularity

looks like an even uglier version of asmongold

Well?

I remember someone saying the descriptions and dialogues were very dry and of the generic fantasy kind.

12 hours of autistic rambling about a 40-minute Dark Souls 2 video

That's more because of Hbomb and Matosis.

what part of "partially responsible" do people not understand? i didn't say it was entirely his fault. also im pretty sure even hbomberguys longest videos are shorter than joesph anderson's witcher videos, and even then they didnt come out until after the witcher videos.

He recently talked about his bench max being 95 pounds. I'm all for people improving themselves, but he's a grown man posting gym selfies talking about being a gym rat all the time. And his bench max is 95 fucking pounds.
Also I hope his whole chat dies of AIDS

It's not. It's like watching a head on collision in slow motion.

95 lbs?
Damn nigga...

I could never take video essay faggots seriously because the topics the talk about are unfiltered dogshit.
Even the best of them, PatricianTV, is talking about Bethesda games at the end of the day.
TES 3,4 and 5 could be wiped from reality and nothing of value would be lost.
I don't think that there is a single video game where an analysis of over an hour is warranted.
These fags mostly retell the plot/script back to you with retarded input anyway.