What would Nintendo have to do to make their fans hate them...

RRRAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SHUT THE FUUUUCK UUUUUUUUUUP

make cinematic AAAA games

You'll survive.

I don't care.

God still loves you despite you hating on your fellow human beings. Try letting go of that anger and see the world around you.

they know they can literally get away with anything
thats why they are fleecing tendies at every opportunity. milking them like literal livestock

pirate cucks btfo

Why is a burger crunching? At most it'd have the lettuce or any onions be crispy, not crunchy

a time to love and a time to hate, a time for war and a time for peace.

Ecclesiastes 3:8
Enough with the hippie false doctrine

no I don't think so. There will be no retribution as he doesn't exists. You'll will die mad however. Cheers!

he's pretending to be a christianfag after acting like a edgy atheist

Kek

Stop making consistently excellent videogames

certified nintendo child reporting in, own some hidden gems for the switch. 3ds and wii are some of my favorite consoles of all time. tendies are fags and 100% deserve the bullying for being feckless golems, and nintendo is right in milking these retards for all they're worth, even if it comes at the cost of their output. they're only getting what they ask for

Bruh not the sad Mario render noooo

I love those consoles too. How could you possibly hate modern nintendo games?

as he doesn't exists

its pretty obvious at this point that tendie shitchfags are satanic redditors that dont believe in god. Thats why they worship the antichrist that is shitendo

*munch*

Still buying a Switch 2

*MUNCH*

You'll survive.

Be really, really overt with the enshittification and trashing of their fans with the games, but that's hard to do when their standards are so low. The good news is fanboys are an extremely loud and retarded tiny minority. It's the normalfag casuals who'll determine whether this thing succeeds or not and many will just balk at the price straight away.

People liking a video toy I don't like is a time for hate and war

huh? lol

Because they're total ass compared to what they used to make. The Nintendo people grew up with and cared about is dead.

gotta redirect after spreading false doctrine!

This sounds like a personal growing pains problem to me. I can't imagine a time where you couldn't throw on any random mario game and have a good time

I can do that now and still think odyssey sucks.

how could possibly hate:

modern pokemon

$80 for mario kart

games being pushed out unfinished, disguising the process as "giving heckin' free content updates!!" (kirby all stars burned me personally, even if i ended up liking it for the fanservice anyway)

$60 for wii u ports that were under nintendo selects

they're better than most AAA companies if we're strictly speaking games, but they still have their own issues that make it really hard to not drift away. unfortunately, nintendo's bullshit does not end at their games

PLEASE SAAAAAR PLEASE YOU HAVE TO HATE NINTENDO YOU JUST HAVE OK? SAR I BEG OF YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HATE NINTENDO I CANT GO ON MUCH LONGER

interesting perspective

i am le ebin sassy redditor epicly owning u xDD

this is an embarrassing way to go about your life even amongst other manchildren

you're just describing modern gaming. Nintendo still holds it's relative excellent quality. Sorry you got old and developed Anon Babblebrain

*munch*

Still buying a Switch 2

*MONCH*

you were le 12 years old!

oh, so that's where you going with this. thanks for proving me right

Can we just call it what it is? The vidya blackpill. Eternal culture of pessimism.

Do cultists ever break free from cults? That's you answer.

What would Nintendo have to do to make their fans hate them?

I don't think they can feasibly do anything, their fans treat them like gods who can do no wrong.

seething lmao

You proved your typical "getting older" story yourself, my dear. I only let you know what we all see

What awful things has nintendo done? the worst i can think of is raising prices on games and censoring a few JRPGs. Both are bad, but hardly enough to explain all the hate they get online.

Yeah. I used to be a tendie, now I'm an idort

You are buying a machine that cannot function 70% of the time

I've got a question, why doo you have such blind hatred for Nintendo?

I disagree

Nintendo could kill tendies parents and they still clap

What does that even mean?

Liking Nintendo games makes you a cultist

The only cult I see here is the people hating for no reason other than them thinking they're "mature" or some shit

Pokemon proved they'll take it up the ass.

so you claim, you haven't given any reasons, particularly that merit sharing. I suggest you close the thread and find one more to your taste.

STOP LIKING NINTENDO

*crunch*
*sips*

Please log on to the internet to continue

Pokemon is a seperate entity to Nintendo and the last good one was on the DS

No anon, explain what you're talking about

I-I can't alright! I seen it in another thread and everyone like it :(

Buddy, they should be better

Nintendo still has a wealth of exclusives. The other systems don't. So people have reason to be loyal to Nintendo, but no reason to be loyal to the others.

i'm going to frame me dishonestly painting you as crazy as objective reality and act like it's a gotcha

ok, i'll bite, then. so let's say this is just me aging. are you suggesting i'm supposed to be okay or that i simply look past the issues i listed? you didn't even try denying that they were real, so i'm led to believe that you're insinuating that i'm supposed be okay modern pokemon games having bethesda tier quality control, $80 for a video game that isn't worth the price BEFORE tariffs, so who knows whether or not they'll get any higher, games being launched in an unfinished state and having updates that "eventually" give us the complete game, and fucking wii u ports that they permadropped the price to $20 in the past but now increase them from their previous base price by $10 for no good reason, or else it's a spiritual failure on my end for reasons you can't articulate beyond some non-argument meme. did i get that right?

Whoever created that sad mario render needs to unironically be shot.

I've already told you that I am a major nintendo fan, including wii and 3ds (systems I thought were gay as fuck at one point). What I'm telling you is you're most likely going through a phase, cutting your teeth. None of those issues are bad enough for a Nintendo fan to feel so betrayed.

The people pissed off at Nintendo right now are the people who have always been pissed off at Nintendo.

Their games are fun. The fuck do you want me to be angry about? That one clause in the EULA that's been in every console's EULA for the last 20 years and will never affect me because I'm not a pirate? A shitty redesign for a character I don't care about and whose games I don't play?

This is the person making all of these threads btw

pokemon games are literally coming out in a state that almost killed sonic as a franchise, and you're acting like that's some weird equivalent of a teenager acting out because he's trying to find a place for himself. again, that's not to mention the shit they get themselves into outside of strictly their video games. it's enough to get people pissed off when other companies do it, but it's just a phase with nintendo for...reasons. are you listening to yourself?

bacon bro, have you never had a good burger before?

[citation needed]

His dog cum-filled ass.

nta, what you're doing is concern trolling. You can just be dismissed as a troll.

that's not what concern trolling means

Is there a reason why there's multiple nintendo seethe threads right now?

sure Nintendo may be the absolute greediest video game company

putting EA, a company that every one hates because of how jewish they are, to shame

but don't you dare hate on them because Nintendo are my friends

nintendo is greedy

sony and microsoft jacked the price of their consoles way up while claiming the tariffs forced them

sony charging over $100 for a PS3 game

sony designing their controllers to die after 2 months so people have to keep buying them

the snoys are terrified and desperately throwing everything at the wall to try get people to turn on the switch 2

nintendo delays a firmware patch so people who break the street date eat shit

I'm supposed to care and get mad on their behalf

Yes it is.

Doesn't look like it's working lol

>sure Nintendo may be the absolute greediest video game company

Easily Sony, Microsoft and Valve.

Arceus was on switch tho

uh huh

yes

If you think anything after Black and White 2 so far is good then enjoy

everything between heartgold/SS and arceus was dookie. Arceus was fun

concern trolling isn't when someone makes comparisons that hit a little too close to home, retard

That looks atrocious

I didn't say that

of course it does, its a gamefreak game. Still had fun tho

Not stopping their lawyers to make insanely jewish stupid clauses. Im done with that stupid company.

ESL sperg

every time

Why does Anon Babble attract so many mentally ill people?

that's precisely what you called concern trolling because my post is nothing but drawing comparisons and calling blatant double standards

Best post in this thread. Anyone ignoring it is a fucking nigger who should kill himself.

>"pokemon games are literally coming out in a state that almost killed sonic as a franchise"

underagefag learning that pokemon is not sonic

uhhhh you can't call tendies hypocrites for defending pokemon's horrid quality control by comparing it to something every youtuber and their mother laughed at because uhhhhhh

YOU JUST CAN'T, OKAY!!?!?!?!

YOU'RE CONCERN TROLLING ME!!!!!

Nintendo is charge $80 for a wii u

unlike that shitty Sony movie game, it will remain at that price

Nintendo was also forced to give out free controller repairs because of how much the joycons drifted

Tendies man. Fucking cultists to the bone.

Nope. You're gonna be paying $80 for games barely worth $60. And they won't go on sale for cheap like the others.

ah the totally authentic "former nintendo fan" is still at it. Can you allude some more to how nintendo is vaguely breaking your heart?

You are concern trolling and being dismissed as a troll.

Still less greedy than Valve, Sony, and Microsoft.

Tendies man. Fucking cultists to the bone.

right, because the wiiU sold so much

Well, I don't play PC, so they can sue every emulator maker or whatever they're called into oblivion, and I would be happy. Also, they make great games, so I'm not sure what you're talking about there.

gives up defending nintendo and goes straight for passive aggressive dismissal

yeah, i thought so

Nintendo could rape every tendies mother and sister live on Nintendo direct and they would still worship them.
There's nothing more they could do to show what a scummy company they are.

They believe Nintendo is a religion or part of their personality and not a product the idiots defend Nintendo as if they were given free consoles and games

Sure.
You'll survive

as long as im the last one to say no i, i win

you have already been given the benefit of the doubt, revealed to be a troll and dressed down accordingly. I am literally eating popcorn right now in anticipation of your continued breakdown.