Characters that you could never satisfy

I could
Nearly every woman I've been with had thought I was 7 inches when I'm 5.5
They're retarded

Porn addiction, anon. It's caused by porn addiction (which is caused by molestation or early porn exposure at a young age)

Wait a second, that pic...

I wonder what is sadder, the "men" who get off to this sort of fetish, or the "men" who won the penis lottery and have 8 inchers or above but end up wasting it all because they become trannies

I'm too old/big for her refined tastes

They said that to spare your feelings you retard.

caring what other guys do with their dicks

Could you be any more of a fag

Yes, I could be you.

I will satisfy her with my mouth tho

No one would mind if you didn't flood the VIDEOGAMES board with your garbage

Rugga can't even satisfy his hand, let alone a woman.

You've never been with a woman
They genuinely cannot into dick size. I've satisfied self proclaimed size queens with the most average dick length on earth

lmao is that the guy post this threads?

D

with the most average dick length on earth

Post size, what about the girth? And the color? Is it veiny? Do you shave? What about your balls? You faggots only know length and leave all the relevant comparison data out

I'm a dicklet UNIRONICALLY

I'm giving her the D

weak to being treated like a human being, like the one in the OP

How small?

shut up faggot. asking for anons dick. you gay as fuck nigger

rerun of this skin when???

I'm a dicklet UNIRONICALLY

caged up, I hope

I thought 16.5cm was good enough...

I'm Black and for a black my size Dicklet. I can never satisfy american sizequeens. I need an asian queen

Those HUGE COCKS are going to waste, they should be using them to ravage my asshole

lmao faggot

You won't post your dick because you're a pussy, bitch

You guys are being so gay

11cm, 4.5cm, brown, much, no, no

Mmm her tittyboobas look so soft.

characters that you could never satisfy

h-hot...

There's too many to list desu..

natural blockers

the fuck does that even mean?

two inches
No, cages are super gay

does anyone else smell curry?

That's a very cute bikini.

Oh my gosh Anon you sound super cute.

deleted this post but not the offtopic garbage thread itself

good job xaars

Nicole poster didn't finish me off in the Nicole thread yesterday because mods

Sigh

And who's your hotwife anon?

Jeet jannies got triggered by the truth.

Th-thanks. Now, it's only fair for you to share your size as well, right?

That's why you should become a quickshot, loser.

Based

why are these threads not instantly deleted when they all devolve into the same thing every time

Cute, would suck you off anon :3

oh it's another Anon Babble tranny raid
i almost didn't realize it was you guys. you are getting so subtle!

You must have a sexually oppressed childhood if you unironically find non-sexual body parts such as armpits really appealing.

Tranny mods like this shit

You can't just say that and not post it

I'm not a loser or beta, incapable of being either.

Then you're in luck that I also happen to be here today anon, felt bad about you getting blueballed

based thread

Privaty would throw some tsundere comments at you about it but ultimately still love you in the end however she's still left wanting more in the primal sense. An alternative solution would need to be found to rectify this.

None (if human height humanoids), Im 8.3"

SAnis is my hotwife. No matter what happens she always comes back to me, and I appreciate that

You are not getting a pic just like that.
Yours would look even cuter enxt to mine I am sure.

Thanks, I really like bikinis like that!

Very, I knew it was going to happen but I felt the mod had it out for me and waited for it to get good before axing it.

Samus Aran, bounty hunter

Hm, would there be something wrong with liking it anon?

local anon doesn't know that you can satisfy any woman with a single finger better than you could with any penis as long as you know what you are doing

It definitely sucks, maybe that was partially on me for taking too long. Well, what do you think should be done about it anon?

Samus Aran, shota hunter.

DAMMIT ANNONS YOUR CONVO AND PICS OF NICOLE AND ASUNA ARE MAKING ME HORNY

cute relationship Anon, hope you're making sure she can fulfil those primal desires

expecting porn addicted trannies to know how to satisfy a woman

List of waifus I can't satisfy:
Ganyu from Genshin Impact
Boryeon from Last Origin
Lucifer from helltaker
Lili from tekken 8
Tsunade from naruto ninja storm
Sarah from the last of us
Ivy from Soul Calibur
Riona from yakuza 3
Jade/martina from DQ11
Reimu from touhou
Louis from Azure Lane
BB from fgo
Link from botw
Millia rage from guilty gear strive
Yennefer from witcher 3
Rhea from fire emblem three houses
Shirase sakuya from idolm@ster
Eve from stellar blade
Schatte Südwesten from super robot wars
Cynthia from Pokémon Diamond and Pearl
Ryza from atelier ryza
Tea gardner from Yu-Gi-Oh
Mythra from xenoblade
Mikan from Danganronpa
Hex maniac from pokemon x/y
Satoko from higurashi
Peach from Super Mario
Cammy from sf6
Ada from RE:2
Nicole Demara from ZZZ
Marie rose from dead or alive
Kara from detroit
Mai from sf6
Mercy from Overwatch
Sue from marvel rivals
Tifa Lockhart from FF7r
Emma frost from marvel rivals
Burnice White from ZZZ
Ann takamaki from persona 5
2B from Nier Automata
Hilda from pokemon black
Samus aran from metroid
Asuna from Blue Archive

small if true

Deleting this

But not the thread

Saar, you are redeeming the allegations.

I wonder how you could form such a preference.

the garbage trannies get up to at night when normal people are with loved ones

Don't notice too hard or the trannyjanny will ban you for racism

Reimu, BB, Hex, Satoko, Burnice, Samus, Asuna

Very based.

Can the two annons trying to make each other cum just show their cocks already?

And for what reasons would you like to see mine next to yours?
Probably? What if I end up cumming more than I usually do?

and out themselves as brown? they can't do that!

This but the balls, I personally do not care much about cocks but I enjoy a good pair of balls

Thank you! She put up a lot of rules and resistance at first. As expected of her personality but when she saw our "mediator" and what he was working with with her own eyes, her rules and resistance quickly
Amazing list!

I just think they would look neat next to each other. And maybe some cute reactions when they inevitable touch.

13 cm long, very low girth, brown, not veiny and with phimosis. I shave it all.

I've been told they can't feel it because it's so thin.

The Nicole with the heart shaped pasties was really good, it sucks that was the last I saw! I held off finishing to it, I feel relieved to have ran into you this soon. There are deleted posts already so it might happen soon, still going to remember why looking at Nicole made me feel sooooooo good~

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lol nigger janny is mad

test

Is there a reason mods never delete these threads?

And even if you did, what would make it bad? If it feels good, nothing else is important, right? And no need to worry about a mess after either!

there’s probably no real mods awake, that’s when the trannies come out

girls are mean, i'm not that small...

they re ran it last summer i dont know if they'll do it again. Are we even getting bikinis this year?

Permavirgin cuckhold thread

since this is an off topic thread somebody source this it looks ero

Mods/Jannies ERP in these threads and when they get too much heat they move it to Anon Babble or Anon Babble to continue the gooning and cuckold fantasy posting

Mods should leave up the porn threads I go to, but delete all the ones that I don't like

kek the SEA monkey schizo is having a melty

holy shit

Yeah, Anon Babble attracted a lot of permavirgin brown SEAmonkeys that are into cuck shit like yourself.

Hmm not sure... have any theory why I would?

You literally cannot satisfy any fictional character because they are not real.

this

It's just two gooners trying to edge each other without committing to the good part. POST COCK AND BALLS IF YOU WANNA DO IT DAMMIT

but that wouldn't be worksafe friendly Anon, even if it would be really hot~

My hot black bunny wife always teases me with her big ass but I still love her!

Surely you don't have any intention on making them touch, right?
But that would be super gay!

use catbox

Ive posted cock dozens of times on Anon Babble, if someone refuses to do it theres a high chance their cock doesnt look like they say it does

So... Do you want to be the girls you are posting, or what?

Fatties are actually easy to satisfy.
It's the skinny bitches that have impossible standards.

zesty thread

He was ignored because his truth was too real for the anons of this board

This thread was moved to